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@conceitedEngineer

And so you repeat the same steps, reach the same conclusion, and still view yourself as the most sane of them all.

Blood: BronzeAge: Kult Score: 2802Kull Score: 206016 followers16 following
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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

A man can only wear so many lidocaine patches before it becomes ridiculous.

Kult: +32
Kull: +30
Total: 62
Ratio: 1.07
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nonbinary
love yourself
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
Antiverified
A user of undeniable disrepute.
tatis-inəpʰu
This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.
@golgothasTerror[GT]

Congratulations on giving up the smokes!

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

Lidocaine is a pain medicine. Nicotine would be if I were giving up smoking.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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nonbinary
love yourself
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
Antiverified
A user of undeniable disrepute.
tatis-inəpʰu
This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.
@golgothasTerror[GT]

Oh. Er. Then my condolences? I hope you feel better soon.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

You got a laugh out of me. Consider me cured.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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nonbinary
love yourself
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
Antiverified
A user of undeniable disrepute.
tatis-inəpʰu
This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.
@golgothasTerror[GT]

They do say laughter is the best medicine so if youre itching for another fix you can hit me up anytime bromeo.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

I'll keep that in mind, my bronurse.

Kult: +5
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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

Anyway, #horse.

Kult: +45
Kull: +20
Total: 65
Ratio: 2.25
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@timeslotTestification[TT]

Horse.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

Neigh.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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nonbinary
love yourself
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
Antiverified
A user of undeniable disrepute.
tatis-inəpʰu
This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.
@golgothasTerror[GT]

My god man his goggles dont fit.

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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

It’s fine. He doesn’t need them. He merely wears them for fashion.

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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

I allow him to wrap his hand around my throat. He doesn’t squeeze. Scar tissue is insanely sensitive to pressure despite being largely numb to most types of sensation. Everything feels heavier than it is. Am I stupid for letting him? I’ve made it clear what I want but he’s refusing to take the final step. Do I press? Lean into his palm? But then there comes the concern that he’ll reel back and never place his hand on me again.

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

This is, in part, a metaphor.

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love yourself
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
tatis-inəpʰu
This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@megaloMemes[MM]

c< ....alrigHt, tiMe 2 Head bacK taverNward.... Maybe ill OpeN it up 2MOrrOw? ive.... i dONt KNOw, Maybe ill sliNg sOMe Of tHe New driNKs ive beeN MaKiN 4 yall, i aM tHe taverNKeep, after all! >c

Kult: +25
Kull: +5
Total: 30
Ratio: 5.00
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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

If you reopen let me know.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

I could post something fist clenchingly horny about wanting to collar a guy before riding him but it’s not even 10am yet.

Kult: +75
Kull: +35
Total: 110
Ratio: 2.14
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Chronic Catturbater
This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < i suppurrt mew, do it anyways

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

#GoodBoysWanted.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

You’re right.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
nonbinary
love yourself
ɬiqaya
This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < go off king

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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

I would say I can’t ever let them know my next move but this is predictable.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
@arcadianCatnip[AC]

://3 < you should definitely post it

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

It’s posted.

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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

Neigh.

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

D⟶Earth American painted hoofbeast

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

A real beauty, isn’t it?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

#Horse.

Kult: +25
Kull: +20
Total: 45
Ratio: 1.25

#dog

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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

#HorseAndDog.

#horsedog

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

#Horg. Or maybe #dorse.

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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

#Horse

Kult: +40
Kull: +20
Total: 60
Ratio: 2.00
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
@sardonicCatharsis[SC]

>> poor hormડe He 1ookડ 1¡ke he'ડ ડtrugg1¡ng

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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

Nah, don’t worry. Have you ever seen these things when given a ball? They go crazy.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
@sardonicCatharsis[SC]

>> ¡ have ડeen v¡deoડ before! !! 1arge mamma1ડ ¡n genera1 rea11y ડeem to 1¡ke the ba11ડ

Kult: +5
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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

Damn sure do.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

Still no #horsehour why do I even log on.

Kult: +29
Kull: +22
Total: 51
Ratio: 1.32
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
nonbinary
love yourself
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
@aridScuttler[AS]

be the change you want to see in the world

Kult: +12
Total: 12

Could try to make it horse hour.

Kult: +12
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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

You’re right.

Kult: +5
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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

Let’s make it hapen.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

You’re all disappointing.

Kult: +49
Kull: +42
Total: 91
Ratio: 1.17
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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
abandoned
left behind by those you loved most
Terminated Save
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@grimCue[GC]

strongly agree

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transgender
love yourself
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
bisexual
love yourself
@gardenBulb[GB]

Are yOOu upset abOOut being tall :< I'm sOOrry yOOu're 5'1 mister it must suck being tall....

@grimCue[GC]
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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

This is about horses, not whatever emo shit you have going on.

@gardenBulb[GB]
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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

Are you in my walls?

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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
abandoned
left behind by those you loved most
Terminated Save
Looks like your Session is over. Thanks for trying!
@grimCue[GC]

i just hate everything it's my thing especially lalonde's specifically roses

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transgender
love yourself
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
bisexual
love yourself
@gardenBulb[GB]

NOO? I am tending my garden :>

@grimCue[GC]
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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

Edgy.

@gardenBulb[GB]
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Chittr Gold™
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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

Haha. Nice.