DIRK
@conceitedEngineer
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Need a man who cries every time he jerks off. Pathetic style.
thought you were one of em, no?
God forbid a guy enjoy himself.
i ain't §ayin that it'§ bad.
Fair enough.
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WHAT IIS THIIS STRANGE COLORFUL LUSIIII AND THE LIITTLE LUSIIII PERCHED VERY CLOSE BY
Big one’s a horse and the lil one’s a cat. They’re not lusi. Just earth animals.
OH OHHHH OHHHHHH THIIS IIS A ""HORSE"" II HAVE LEARNED ABOUT THIIS LIIFEFORM BEFORE II AM DELIIGHTED TO BE SEEIING IIT FOR THE FIIRST TIIME II LOVE HOW THE FACE IIS COLORED MOST OF ALL WHAT IIS THE PURPOSE OF THE ""HORSE"' AND THE ""CAT""
Their purposes vary. Typically they’re for companionship or work. Horses might be ridden to help herd cattle, or they might be ridden in barrel racing at a rodeo, and some people just like having them around. Cats are close to the same. Might be a barn cat to keep rodents and snakes from scaring the horses or just a pet that gets to roam the ranch.
I can confirm making your own AI from a brain scan is not wise. I can also confirm making someone else’s brain scan into an AI is somehow less wise.
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Yeah. Nothing like being told ‘get fucked’ by yourself at approx 2am on a Thursday. You can be warned against it and about the ethical issues over and over but they won’t dig into your mind until you’re already staring at a screen and realize it’s staring back. Then you have to figure out what to do with it. I didn’t have the stomach to destroy or pause his existence in the end.
II wii2h II had any other choiice. Here ii2 my tale of woe iif you can learn anythiing from iit, or perhap2 even a22ii2t wiith my prediicament. II am 2tiill gutted iit had two come two thii2 though.
Skimmed so I don’t have the full rundown but yeah. At that point I think you’ve got to put it on the chopping block. I got lucky. AR is, arguably, a friendlier version of me. He didn’t go all ‘world domination’ so now he’s living freely doing whatever the fuck. I think Dave’s in contact with him? Anyway. You created something that’s sentient, sure, but if it lacks empathy I don’t know if you could really consider it much more than an invasive species that needs to be, in a word, culled. If you don’t want to hang onto it or destroy it yourself, I can. It wouldn’t be the first time. Not anymore.
II only have 2 rea2on2 for keepiing them around one ii2 2elfii2h and the other ii2 a la2t re2ort. Eiither way II have determiined thii2 ii2 my burden, and iit ii2 iin 2uch a 2tate that iif the driive2 2hould go mii22iing, they 2hall never be recovered. The OTP two decrypt them liie2 iin only one 2iingular fle2hy prii2on.
Fair enough. Hopefully it’s a last resort you never need.
((fair warning ooc tho if people show actual horse photos I block very liberally because I am straight up scared of them... This is why I have like 3-4 equiuses and 2 dirks blocked....)
I’ll start tagging them with #horse for ya. It’s a mood they also make me nervous 😭
Peak masculinity is not impeded by having tits. Get them pierced to really emphasize your masculine prowess.
fr tho it works feelin manlier than ever 💅
You get it. There’s nothing better.
i HATE HORSES. EQUINOPHOBIA is common sense and SELF PRESERVATION.
Sucks to suck.
i wanna make a robo-ver§ion of my§elf. or an ai ver§ion. like an auto-re§ponder maybe. hmmmmm.
Ill advised.
I will let H.A.L. have chittr if you guys promise to not show him any and I mean any robot or ai media. He's not allowed to kill me. I don't think it's very funny.
Do you really trust them with this?
Fuck it. Meow.
(⊱♓︎⊰) i hate you, die
Gladly.
If no one appreciates horse hours the Zahhaks and myself are dead.
It's an honor to have you attend them.
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I could teach you.
There's nothing quite as fucked as wanting what some of your splinters have.
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I'm decidedly keeping my paws politely to myself. I don't think he'd appreciate feeling smothered again.
The guy with more wanderlust than four Indiana Jones put together in a single body.
Whatre the logistics of sending a fella an apology if you dont even fully know where you went wrong? Also the fella in question is extremely strongheaded and it wont really change much of anything and youll look like a complete fool and oh man this is dreadful.
Skip the apology.
I dont know how im meant to. I miss him.
If you don’t know why you’re apologizing then the apology is moot, or whatever. Just cut to the chase and tell him you miss him. Appeal to the ego.
I guess your advice would be as accurate as it gets since. You know. I suppose ill get to groveling then.
Oh. You shouldn’t need to grovel then.
Shouldnt i?
To be honest with you, no. Probably not.
I see. Ill trust you on that then.
Good luck.