Good news, the tunes of impending doom have stopped. Bad news, this doesn't mean that Vlad the Impaler has given up on me. This just means he could be lurking anywhere and my ass could be mere moments away from the whoopin' of a lifetime. For all I know I'm totally and royally fucked.
Vlad does sound like a real pervert with all that impaling and fucking and whatnot. (#nsfw?) Im glad to hear your death isnt nearly as imminent anymore though im not sure how i wouldve gone on without my best pal.
I'll be sure to keep this interaction stored away in my brain vault just in case I ever get the urge to impale you in away way. I wouldn't want to be caught off guard by your homoerotic enjoyment of the act, Jake. And I'm glad too. I feel like we haven't had nearly enough time to waste with each other. I'm not exactly sure how I'd ever find eternal rest knowing that I missed out on so many miscellaneous activities with you. I'm getting a bit hot just thinking about all the possibilities, but especially the ones where we do nothing of value for hours and merely enjoy each other's company. I'm absolutely fucking solid over it all. #nsfw ?
See bro i really do appreciate your company like you certainly are a real awesome dude but *gosh* do you make me uncomfortable sometimes with the things you imply.
You're the one who brought up the topic of perverted impalement. You aren't aware of Vlad's motives an yet you assume that he's a sick bastard who gets off on torturing innocent men. All I did was keep the ball rolling in that vague direction since you apparently have thoughts and feelings about foreign objects entering your body in unconventional ways. The compliment is also appreciated. We can stop this now before it gets out of hand, though I fear it's already gotten to that point.
Im choosing to agree and not reply further but i hope youre no longer facing the looming threat of vlad or whatever it was dude.