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Well. Thats not awkward at all. I suppose i shouldnt be surprised that for all the millions of you splinters out there its not like youre all holding hands singing kumbaya. Thank you anyway though bro.
Alright then. Let me phone in a friend and see what he says on the matter. @brainghostDirk
That's Good To Hear! I Hope You Enjoy Your Little Movie Night. :>
꒰ঌ HONK. ໒꒱
꒰ঌ Probably from all that motherfuckin BLUSHIN ໒꒱
꒰ঌ AWWWWUHYEAHHH ໒꒱
꒰ঌ I THOUGHT YOU MEANT HAHA FUNNY ໒꒱
This is painfully relatable.
Had a walk. Feeling a lot better. Hope youve all been well.
Hentai has ideas way above its station nowadays. Back in the day you could just watch 2 dudes going at it like a reasonable fucking adult but now it's all weird and racist stuff making demands of you. "Jerk your whiteboi dick to BBC for the BNWO"? Must I? First of all, you're not in a position to be making demands of me. Second of all, don't assume my race. Third of all, why are we being so weird about black people. Can we not just have man-on-man sex peacefully without making it a fucking race issue. Fourth, fuck you. You don't speak to me like that. I am the jerker. I have the power here. #nsfw
Anyways, I'm done talking about him and giving him any attention. Happy pride month! Let's go, gays!
Thank you. :)
This is me coming out. Any pronouns please.
Im no longer simply #divorced. Im now #genderfluid AND #divorced. Happy pride month remember that every single one of you deserves love except my ex! Haha!
Fuck it. We ball.
I feel it... the power of all the twinks and twunks and dolls and otters and gays within me. It was in me all along. In all of us. BY GOGS GREAT DECREE WE!!! ARE!!! ALL!!! GAY!!!! https://cookiefonster.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/title-112-1.gif
@brainghostDirk Well? Whats the verdict chum?
Oh. Im free! Im neither a twink or a twunk but some unclassified unidentifiable third thing.
SL33P W3LL. OR WH4T3V3R YOU DO.
I attempt to have a normal day wherein I am not lusting after tall handsome men only to be bombarded by a wave of likes by one particular tall handsome orange man... and feel my womb tighten up in want and desire. #nsfw
honestly I don't really think it's possi8le to exist without lusting after yaoiful men
I be on here making friends and shit. Imagine that.
}(]]]]]) < #teamskull [:&< > ([[[[[){
#MYSKULL
Omg yay. Wanna be friends?
This is scary, fuck. Hello ghost.
Look out. There's a ghost in that machine.
yaaaaaaahaahhhh
☼ Hello! ☼
This is me. If you even care.
Pony posting. https://i.imgur.com/odAvFQf.jpeg
Majestic.
SAEM
reely? shit who??
it's not worth it
i heard there were ghosts around here...
#juniorupdates _ .-. ( `' | `. / |/ ' _ \ . | (_ |\/| L\ /` |/ | __)| | | \\_,|`\' ,.--. ,/ `\ \ _,-""-| | ' ,' ;`-.,.-' ' / \ \ ,-. ; | / `._.-. \_.r-"'-. _.._ ; .-./ /| )/ `''` `'. | / ` -'7 \ \ '. ; |_, | \ ` ,| \ \ `. ___/ \ /;;.\ ; \ | .'` .' `-._ /;;;;;|| f`'-' / _.-' `'. ||;;;;;| \ .'|_\.-. .-. `\ f\';;;'/ | `-.___,.'``'-.| /_._/_ \__| `'-'` .' / _\'.) '---' . | \ _.-'.__7 /`. _ / `. | `. `'-' | _.' t'` ) ; | \ Junior is feeling much better. \ _ | _.-' _,' .' | ; |;; Your support helped! Very tired. `. // '7;_,..-'` _,-` ; ' \ ;| .-._ Updates to run. `'-/' __.-\_\ \ \ \`);f_,.-` Junior will return with '--''"`` \.-'\ >"--._ `-|. `-`/ more #boobs later. ____________.-f._.;"'--. _).--'__ | \ '''""""'''' (___<7/_______)(/_/`r ` `"-.mx___ `'------'--` --
Yes!
\ - >< - / \ = >< = / \ ! >< ! /
nooooooo juniorrrrrrrr #GiveJuniorTheirSparkBack
#GiveJuniorTheirSparkleBack!
u took away his joy an whimsy u monster
if ur a dirk or dirk adjacent being out there pls kno that ily <3
JUNIOR NEEDS THEIR WHIMSY 8ACK !!
#GiveJuniorTheirSparkle8ack !! !! !! !! !! !!
Happy pride month by the way. Believe it or not i thought i was straight up until about a month ago hahah how silly is that? Anyways its my first pride month being out proper i suppose!! Since ive got a boyfriend now and whatnot.
Yes!
B33c < hewwo boys suddenly following me
i am under siege.
you got a transportalizer? send as much as you want to me. [[COORDS_KITCHENWORLD_12PM.TXT]]
fuck yes im gonna devour it
I dont know about bodies but you certainly inhabited my noodle plenty! I couldnt even begin to postulate what you might get your dirty mitts up too if they werent yours...
exactly
“i use chittr light m/)de” just say y/)ur n/)t real and y/)ur a federal agent
I can not tell you it will get better. I only cope with the inevitable.
It is a curse. Being a Dirk splinter.
h0pefully they make the right decisi0n f0r their sake
Precisely.
Working out now. Got a bit of a late start today since i was doing all that pointless dicking around this morning. Social media is a siren and i find myself answering her call more often than not. In fact im doing it again right now so off i go!! Have a productive afternoon fellas.
“Yeah I ordered that strike on the grub caverns.” “Okay, sending it momentarily.” MR STRIDER I WAS JOKING. What a man
Sometimes I make a joke regarding a drone strike and mine is a little too immediately on-board. He doesn’t even question it. #NeedThat
Real shit.
I love dirk i do think hes a real great bro. Like pretty much the best theres ever been. Totally fucking capital. But he sure does know how to go on these really long winded uncomfortable rants that kind of make it feel like hes trying his hardest to get under my skin. Of course i wouldnt change the guy for the life of me but gosh does he really know how to make me uncomfortable sometimes!
For reasons unbeknownst to me, I'm hearing vampiric tunes echoing throughout my home. I might not have much longer to live if he managed to sneak a pipe organ in here. It's only a matter of time.
:(
Sometimes I feel like laughing like a mad scientist. If you're near the DoD lab and hear maniacal laughing? No, you didn't.
Stoppppp, im trying to get to beddd.
I'm exhausted. [A short video is attached; It's of Cilrus with hisback to the camera again. He's shirtless again, and seems to be putting his hair up into its normal short ponytail. The objective, similar to his prior posts, seems to be to show off his physique again. Once his hair is up, he turns around and offers a small smile to the camera, reaching over and ending the video.]
I now understand the Strider need to have computers 𝘐𝘕 your shades. This is rad as hell.
I watch a series called 'Just Rolled In' just so I can find horri8le things to send to Equius.
peacocks too!
TWO SHIRTLESS GUYS ARE WRESTLING AT #FIGHTNIGHT?????
i didnt even know i was participating in a game.
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alright party people sorry my doctor took an hour to do a 20 minute appointment but its time for the #stridergames to begin https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames1.png
welcome... to the #stridergames https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames1.png
ive got a doctors appointment to catch but after that the #stridergames will begin so stay tuned party people
im fashionably late to the party as per usual but im gonna run an advanced simulation of striders to see who will come out on top daves or dirks
ok problem theres way fewer dirks than daves round here. any dirks wanna step up to the plate
literally how the fuck are you posting dawg welcome in though
>> ho1y ડh¡t you're r¡ght...... or ¡ડ a cano1¡ juડt a deડડert taqu¡to?? ?
You were apart of Jake. I’m not calling you loser. That would be like me calling Jake a loser and he would both simultaneously kick my ass and be upset with me for real for that.
dirk hour except they all refuse to acknowledge each other head on and subchit about every other iteration of themselves being the worst
>> ¡dk what'ડ up but that ¡ડ ડuch a good ¡mage
>> hahwhwowbwkw oh h¡! !!
Interesting to be a confessional yet block those who wish to confess.
"CANCELED" IS A TECHNICALITY. WHAT THE FUCK ELSE IS LEFT TO DO, AT THAT POINT. YOU'RE WRITING THE BACKSTORY TO A SETTING WHERE THE INITIAL CONCEIT AT THE *BEGINNING* OF THE FILM IS THAT LITERALLY EVERYONE FROM THIS FLOPPY, UNCANNILY-LIPPED MUPPET'S SPECIES IS FUCKING DEAD. THAT'S LIKE WONDERING WHERE THE SAND IN THE TOP HALF OF THE HOURGLASS IS GOING. FUCKING DIPSHITS. ANYWAY. I LIKED THE SERIES. THE AMOUNT OF PRODUCTION DESIGN NECESSARY TO MAKE NOT ONE, BUT *TEN* MODERN INNOVATIONS ON THE ORIGINAL STORY WITHOUT SACRIFICING THE PAN-BOGGLING REAL SUBSTANCE THAT MADE THE FIRST FILM SO SIMULTANEOUSLY POSTURE POLE-TINGLING AND WEIRDLY CHARMING. I KIND OF REALLY LIKE THE WHOLE DESERT CLAN AND THEIR WEIRD, BRUTAL DEATH PHILOSOPHY. KIND OF REMINDS ME OF HOME. BUT THEN AGAIN, FATALISTIC DEATH TRIBES WERE *VERY* MUCH IN VOGUE AROUND THOSE SWEEPS. ANYWAY. BLAH, BLAH, THE DARK CRYSTAL IS GOOD, IT SLAPS LIKE TROLL ROBERT DOWNEY JR. IN THE "DISCOMBOBULATE" SCENE. I'M GLAD THAT YOU LIKED IT ENOUGH TO WRITE A REVIEW. I WILL BE EAGERLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEXT REVIEW. YOU CONTINUE TO *NOT* FUCK IT UP, KARKAT VANTAS.
I THINK I’M GONNA GIVE IT A SHOT. I’M FEELING A SUDDEN SWELL OF AFFECTION FOR THE GELFLINGS, HONESTLY.
Indeed. I truly do pity those without the omniscient sight needed to know how it ends.
THAT’S THE ONE THAT GOT CANCELED OVER ON THAT ONE STREAMING SERVICE, RIGHT? GOD THEY CANCEL EVERYTHING THAT COULD BE CONSIDERED EVEN REMOTELY GOOD.
I would highly recommend the prequel series, as well. ((I fucking LOVE Dark Crystal WOO))
THE DARK CRYSTAL REVIEW IS UP NOW FOR ALL OF YOU EAGERLY AWAITING IT. READ BELOW, DUH. I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK POSSESSED ME TO WATCH THIS, HONESTLY. THIS ISN’T THE TYPE OF MOVIE THAT PIQUES MY INTEREST AT ALL, BUT I SAW IT IN MY RECOMMENDED TITLES LIST AND DECIDED, “FUCK IT, THIS WILL BE INTERESTING”, BECAUSE I’M A GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT. AS I PRESSED PLAY AND WAS READING @BRAINGHOSTDIRK ’S PRAISES, I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF THIS’LL BE RICH, THE GUY WHO GLAZES JIGSAW LOOOOOVES THIS THING, SO I JUST ABOUT KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. BUT, TO MY COMPLETE AND UTTER CONSTERNATION, IT ACTUALLY… WAS INSANELY GOOD. NO BEATING AROUND THE BUSH ON THAT ONE. MY LOOKSTUBS WERE GLUED TO THAT TELEVISION THE WHOLE TIME. ENOUGH OF THE COMMENDATORY PREAMBLE, THOUGH. I WANNA GET INTO THE REAL BUSINESS OF *WHY* THIS FILM WAS SO EFFECTIVE. THE INNATE SPIRITUALITY THAT THE ENTIRE FILM IS LACED WITH IS PALPABLE. WE ENTER TO A DIVIDED, DISMAL KINGDOM IN SHAMBLES, WITH TWO APPARENT RACES, THE SKEKSIS AND THE MYSTICS, OR URUS. THE MOVIE GIVES YOU HINTS ALONG THE WAY THAT BOTH THE SKEKSIS AND THE MYSTICS ARE TIED TO EACH OTHER, THE MOST OBVIOUS OF THESE BEING THAT WHEN ONE MEMBER OF ONE GROUP DIES, AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE MEMBER OF THE OTHER GROUP DIES ALONG WITH IT. THAT CONCEPT WILL TIE BACK IN LATER, SO KEEP THAT IN YOUR THINKPAN, USE ALL OF YOUR SPONGECELLS, I KNOW YOU’RE CAPABLE IF YOU’VE READ THIS FAR. OR, I AT LEAST HOPE. IN ORDER TO NEGATE THE PROPHECY NARRATED AT THE BEGINNING— A GELFLING RESTORING THE CRYSTAL FROM ITS SHATTERED STATE TO BRING UNION TO THRAW AND OVERTHROW THE SKEKSIS— THE SKEKSIS, WHO HAVE SOMEHOW GAINED CONTROL OF THE SHATTERED CRYSTAL, KILL EVERY SINGLE GELFLING IN EXISTENCE. OR SO THEY THINK; TWO GELFLINGS STILL EXIST, AND THOSE ARE OUR PROTAGS, JEN AND KIRA. SO BLAH BLAH, THEY GO ON A GRAND PIGLRIMAGE TO THE SKEKSIS CASTLE AND FULFIL SAID PROPHECY. I DON’T NEED TO SPELL IT ALL OUT FOR YOU. BUT THE THING THAT CAUGHT MY ATTENTION THE MOST WAS THE OUTCOME OF REINSTATING THE CRYSTAL TO ITS FULL GLORY. INSTEAD OF DEFEATING THE SKEKSIS LIKE I WOULD HAVE ASSUMED THE PLOT WAS HEADING, THEY *MERGE* WITH THE URUS WHO HAVE SAUNTERED IN LIKE SMUG MOTHERFUCKERS, CREATING NEW BEINGS CALLED URSKEKS. THEY ARE BEINGS MADE UP OF AN AMALGAMATION OF HALF DARK ENERGY AND HALF LIGHT, CREATING A WHOLE GODLIKE ENTITY OF PEACE. I WAS CURIOUS AS TO WHY THIS DECISION WAS MADE, BECAUSE IT HONESTLY WAS A GREAT ONE, AND APPARENTLY JIM HENSON GETS A LITTLE WOO-WOO WITH IT. IT’S BASED ON THE PRINCIPLE THAT LIGHT ENERGY ALWAYS MUST BE BALANCED WITH THE DARKNESS, AND ONLY BY BALANCING THE TWO TOGETHER CAN ONE CREATE THE ULTIMATE HARMONY. AND ISN’T THAT A BIT CAPTIVATING? EVEN JUST A LITTLE ARRESTING TO THE LOBE STEM? SURE, IT’S NOT THE MOST REVOLUTIONARY CONCEPT. I KNOW, YOU DON’T HAVE TO TELL ME. BUT I RESONATED WITH THE FACT THAT SOMETIMES THE LIGHT JUST ISN’T ENOUGH. THERE ARE A LOT OF TIMES WHERE THE DARK HAS PROVEN ABUNDANT AND JUST AS USEFUL. AND IT’S NOT JUST THE URSKEKS THAT FOLLOW THIS PRINCIPLE; ALL OF THRAW, KIRA AND JEN INCLUDED, SEEM TO BE BUYING A TICKET TO RIDE ON THIS TRAIN OF DUALITY AND EVENTUAL UNITY. THE WEAVING OF SPIRITUALITY AND CONTINUATION OF CYCLES COMBINED WITH THE PUPPETRY (WHICH IS EQUAL PARTS CREEPY AND AN INCREDIBLE DISPLAY OF CRAFTSMANSHIP) GAVE ME WEIRD FREAKY DREAMNIGHTMARES. I CAN’T FULLY SAY THEY WERE *BAD* PER SE, JUST. ODD. I KEPT SEEING THAT FUCKING OLD SKEKSI ON HIS DEATHBED LOOKING LIKE A PETRIFIED CALIFORNIA RAISIN. ALL IN ALL, REALLY SOLID FILM, I WISH I’D SEEN IT SOONER. MAYBE I’LL WATCH MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN AS A JIM HENSON REFRESHER COURSE, THOUGH. THAT’S A LITTLE LESS MACABRE. ALSO, I DO *NOT* FUCKING LOOK LIKE FIZZGIG. FUCK YOU. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4CF25D60D670.JPEG
Some things won't ever escape the confines of my mind until they're either tortured out of me or forcibly relinquished by holy light upon my arrival to the pearly gates. Yeah so, if it wasn't clear, I'm definitely going to hell. And none of you will get to hear my juiciest secrets. Sorry.
>> ¡ wou1d be ડo ડad to not have a body and juડt be around food a11 the t¡me. ¡ hope he 1etડ you have ડome ડoon
>> (╯︵╰,)
i left him bagels so its good that hes havin bagels 4 brekfasdt proud of u jakey
AFTER SLEEPING ON IT, I HAVE A LOT OF THOUGHTS, SO I’LL BE POSTING A MOVIE REVIEW LATER.
LIVE CHITTING MY DARK CRYSTAL WATCHING. JOHN JUST TOLD ME I LOOK LIKE FIZZGIG????? HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0DF2FF019859.JPEG