KARKAT VANTAS

3 months ago

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Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

@creaticGoeticist[CG]

FINE, I’LL BAT MY GAMDERBULB COVERS UNTIL THEY’RE MASHED INTO A FINE MIST AND SMILE WITH MY FANGS FOR YOU. HAPPY WITH THAT?

j.eg

3 months ago

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Chittr Gold™

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@echoBiologist[EB]

sounds cute, do a little spin while you're at it and you got a ticket. lol.

KARKAT VANTAS

3 months ago

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Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

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JESUS DICK, *THAT* SOUNDED PRETTY FUCKING CALIGNOUS, AT LEAST BUY ME DINNER FIRST.

j.eg

3 months ago

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Chittr Gold™

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@echoBiologist[EB]

could. could. i'll ask and come back with an answer.

j.eg

3 months ago

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Chittr Gold™

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@echoBiologist[EB]

fiancé says "NO, DIPSHIT." my input? "my lusus says no, maybe another time."

KARKAT VANTAS

3 months ago

Yuri Official

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Yaoi Official

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EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

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Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

BD-DS-SM

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@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

HIVEWRECKER.

KARKAT VANTAS

3 months ago

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Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

@creaticGoeticist[CG]

MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOUR KISMESIS THEN!

KARKAT VANTAS

3 months ago

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

HOW MORONIC DO YOU PHYSICALLY HAVE TO BE TO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT HER AND I ARE HUMAN DATING? HUMANS DON'T USE THE QUADRANT SYSTEM, YOU BULGESLOBBERING FUCK.

KARKAT VANTAS

3 months ago

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Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

@creaticGoeticist[CG]

OH PLEASE, GET A GRIP. GET SEVERAL, IN FACT. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOUR FIANCÉ DECIDED TO ROAST ME ON MY POST BUT HERE WE ARE.

KARKAT VANTAS

3 months ago

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

IT ONLY TAKES ONE MINISCULE THOUGHT PASSING THROUGH YOUR CAVERNOUS PAN TO GRASP THE FACT THAT SHE IS "ROASTING" YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE THE MOST COLOSSAL BULB-SORE EVER CONCEIVED, AND YET YOU STILL CAN'T TUG YOUR NUGBONE OUT OF YOUR WASTECHUTE LONG ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THAT CONCEPT. SEEMS YOU'RE RUNNER UP FOR HUGEST IMBECILE, TOO. CONGRATULATIONS, ASSHOLE.