Ghost
@brainghostDirk
Some call me Ghost. Best viewed on dark mode. [ccyanideapples]
Sorry for being so weird and cringe and gross and awkward and disturbing and creepy and off putting. It will happen again.
Everything is spiders.
I'm a fucking prisoner here. Help me. Get me out. They're so annoying.
I know, that's why I felt obligated to apologize but, I guess that's my cue to stop so you can keep your sanity.
I need him to explode or something.
He's nasty.
Poor dude is getting all up in his head about this doctor appointment.
Why is this the first thing that comes to mind when he wakes up?
Big dog getting his ass handed to him again.
I need you guys to know he's fucking giggling and kicking his feet like a teenager.
HHHHUUUUUSHHHHHFHHDHDJSJFHDHHFHDF YOURE SO MEAN!
How interesting. I'm keeping you.
I might elaborate, probably won't cause it's more fun to keep people guessing, but since you are me, I'm sure you'll crack the code in no time.
This is so embarrassing.
Eh...
Okay but bro thats like... actually so sweet of you?? Very few ghosts have the discipline to sit outside and NOT eavesdrop through the walls of somebodys thinkpan. Ill say you totes earned a good boy treat for excellent doorstep behavior ˚.🦴 ᵎᵎ
Water illegal in the ocean.
Tacos banned from Taco Bell really.
Wattpad has fallen. No more being sold to One Direction fanfics. Fork outlawed from kitchen.
Sooo.. BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WOOOOOORLDDDD JOIN US.. LETS BE SOLD TO HARRY STYLES..,, TOGETHER.. (if you want)..,,
Truly, a03 is the remaining pillar that holds up society, I fear for the day it shuts down, we all are doomed.
I refuse to stop.
Dread.
I think Jakes wanting to hunt people for sport in the woods is just par for the course.
He brain on my Dirk til I ghost.
Don't talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again.