Dirk Stri
@tenaciousTestified
Looking good. #tattoos #piercings [A follow up to the previous post, with the tattoo finished, protected with second skin. He's wearing different clothes, sweats hanging low on his hips and rather... provocative underwear peeking underneath. His nails are freshly painted, one hand resting on his hip with his thumb tucked in the sweats.
Hi handsome~
Debating if i want to ShaRe a piCtuRe my bulge oR withholD it foR a bit longeR /SRS #nSfw
man, i rly should start workin out huh... #dashwatching #suggestive
no plushies were harmed in the makin of this pic #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d9a8050a532.png
#nsfw #frotting @goliathsTerror [A picture, close enough to see the reflecting shine of piercings in Dirk's dick, with their bodies pressed together almost enough to hide them completely. Dirk's nails are painted, but chipped, as he holds them together.]
Well now that certainly is a statement.
couldv been me holdin the camera ;3
If you enjoy cold pizza we have nothing in common. Do not make me read your propaganda.
Listen, sometimes a guy doesn't feel like using a microwave or oven, out of fear of burning the damn house down.
How incompetent can you be with a microwave. Also, get an air fryer.
Absolutely not. Air fryers are entirely too many parts for me to forget to goddamn clean. I'm competent at using it, but not when I'm sleep deprived enough.
It’s like two parts. And I don’t clean it unless it feels dirty. Which is maybe my bad. I should probably clean it. But it’s fine. It can go another week.
Ill have to put my shirt and shorts into the river. Ah well.
Anything else need cleaning? #suggestive
Hmmmm perhaps i could find something and put you to work~ #suggestive
[Video] Since some of you want me to prove my last post! Ill be eating some of this myself but also putting some into my compost bin or leaving it in the woods for the animals! None of this is going to waste. #suggestive [He's sat outside, two full sized watermelons sitting on a tree stump. He picks one up, showing it off proudly before he braces it against his body. There's a groan of effort as he punches enough of a divot into it, digging his nails into its flesh. It doesn't take long before the inevitable sound of the melon cracks and the two parts split open, sending bits of the inner flesh and juice everywhere. It almost falls completely from his grasp, a brief fumble ensuing before he sets the two halves back on the stump with a grin. He picks up the next one and sits himself down in the soft grass, placing it between his massive thighs and locking his ankles together. This one takes a bit more effort, Jake groaning and huffing for a few minutes before another *snap* and the melon pops open, spilling more juice over his skin and pieces of brilliant red flesh fall under and around him with how forceful the second pop was. He picks up a large piece from one of the halves and eats it.]
#nsfw @goliathsTerror @tipsyGalactica [The few images show Jake, Dirk, and a bit of Roro. They're a bit blurry, but clearly depicting Jake on top in both instances. Jake is covered in scratches down his chest and thighs, and both Dirk and Roro properly covered in bruises. Nothing special, nothing showy, just an awful lot of love poured into these pictures.]
Oh well hello there, whos that handsome devil. <3
Hehe. <3 But also you and ro. <33333 Very handsome.
you cannot possibly ever convince me that jake tops look at him #nsfw
im sorry bro you just have the aura of a beautiful bear that gets bent over crazy style by your government assigned twunk
I am a SWITCH thank you very much and most of the time IM the one topping mister! #nsfw
I will get roro and dirk. @tipsyGalactica @tenaciousTestified
Oh yeah, big guy. I top sometimes but we're definitely a bunch of switches in this (literal) household. #nsfw
id say get a room but you guys clearly already have one now i have to unwillingly think about the intimate details of your sex life for much longer than i ever wanted just whack me upside the head and let me rest
I'm being entirely within the bounds of your request. You made an assumption and I'm fixing it. :) I could still whack you up the side of the head if you really wanted.
Hello. Sorry I died; I did this thing called spiraling. 0/10, do not recommend. #mentalhealth
therapy
glad to hear
Cooling off. :) [Art: 0l-unreliable/pumpkin-mines] #nsfw just in case. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/15946ea7f977.jpg
