Dirk Stri
@tenaciousTestified
Imagine a man climbing out of the ground like a fuckin' corpse and everything. I'm back, bitches.
I do love me a good corpse....
It's a hundred fucking degrees outside. Kill me.
"= alternian or human degrees...? ="
We should go into the cave.
guys u kno the pool is right outside come out n say hi ;3
Ahem. Everything is fine. However I do want to gently *tap the sign* of my username. My name is Roan. My pronouns are he/him. I am not a woman. My name is not Rose and it hasn't been for many years. That is all. Thank you.
I can't fathom how it could be that hard. Names feel self explanatory.
I believe I have been more than hospitable by placing the pronouns within the username itself so it is showcased clearly, to dissuade situations like this from arising. And yet, I am proven wrong once more. A disappointment. Thank you for your validation.
It's disappointing when people are unable to read even the most simple things, I agree. You're always valid in my book, Roan.
there r few joys greater than stretchin out in a warm patch of mornin sunlight n doin absolutely nothin ✨✨ #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2c25998e0c0c.png
I'm way too obsessed with you for this. <3
alright! i hope you love gradients. that was one hell of an extensive collection.
@goliathsTerror tagging you now that its done. :) movies by color is the future.
mhm! i organized your collection for you!
I am going to go crush my own dirk real quick. @tenaciousTestified Im coming in. >:)
imitating of that one gif of the curb your enthusiasm guy looking conflicted.
yeah. he isnt! i didnt know that was. well a thing at all. gross.
X I am neutral in this whole strider destruction thing I’ve been scammed by striders like twice now so x
chicken and waffles hours. frying chicken at home is always annoying but my god can it be a rewarding process. @rubyredBarking @aventurineCopycat @gallowsCounselor @tipsyGlamour food's made.
Oh man, that sounds delicious. I would be offended you're capable of cooking if it weren't amazing every time.
why would me being able to cook be offensive to your sensibilities?
The joke is that I'm terrible at cooking. I'm not allowed in the kitchen.
i jus kno im gonna need a 4h nap after hes done w us #vagueposting #suggestive
#TieThemUpTuesday report part 3: finally, i happened upon the most majestic stallion @tenaciousTestified unlike the others, this 1 didnt put up much of a struggle... i think he was already familiar w a lasso so naturally, i took my time wrapping him up as carefully as the most precious of gifts, n honestly? i think pink rly suited him thank u all for followin along 2day <3 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29c8db999d71.png
#TieThemUpTuesday report part 2: this time i decided 2 test my luck against the mighty wolf @goliathsTerror took considerably more rope, significantly more patience, n at least 3 separate negotiations 4 treats n headpats, but in the end i managed 2 turn this fearsome beast into a certified good boy ;3 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e51fc38e5da0.png
Is that fucking Rarity on my timeline?
X Yeah, There’s some others too but they’re not online atm. x
#TieThemUpTuesday report: managed 2 snag a particularly squirmy lil bunny @gadaboutTrickster girl would NOT stop wrigglin around so gettin the knots just right ended up takin me forever lmao completely worth it tho <3 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3407578561c.png
e tu, dirk?
lunch time lunch time! @gallowsCounselor doing burgers today! it's a live delivery so i can make them fresh. double with bacon, cheese (american is the optimal burger cheese), lettuce, aioli, and a slice of tomato on the side. snack is coming with the lunch it's a bunch of fries. gonna make more burgers, obviously. @rubyredBarking, @aventurineCopycat, @tipsyGlamour you'll be getting some too... probably some more. actually hm. @tenaciousTestified @goliathsTerror you will also be getting burgers. gonna need deets on how you want it. if you're not on the list i can still probably make you one, i have a lot of beef. :D
I like medium rare burgers with pickles and ketchup. Burger time.
no cheese? i'm not being a smartass just checking.