♠ hated by @tenaciousTestified
Hehe. <3 But also you and ro. <33333 Very handsome.
Netflix and chill? Fuck that noise, sewing machine and Ketamine instead. #substance
I was fairly busy flirting with Dirk, perhaps you could give me a handicap~?
I am entirely intrigued, now. Tell me, what would you say if you were truly flirting with me?
Hmm then i suppose i dont need to do anything then, huh?
[These results don't surprise me one bit. I have less limits as an inorganic being in more ways than one. #nsfw #BDSMtest ] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b5b9aae80af.png
i should start a petition to get me outta here, like or pity if youd sign it
yeah dude time to send that shit armageddon style fr
so did trolls invade earth or is that just wishful thinking because i'm seein humans fuck i hope so
The words of a man who plans to steal muffins.
I COuLD FIX THAT. REAL FuCKING QuICK. IF YOu ARE FEELING. FELT-LESS. I COuLD COP A FEEL. AROuND YOuR NECK. SQuEEZE TIGHTLY. uNTIL LIFE LEAVES EYES. REPEAT. uNTIL PROCESS IS ABSOLuTE. AND IT DOES NOT RETuRN. SEER OF FuCKALL.
#dirk is currently stuffing his mouth w muffins after spendin 12h straight in his room, jakey is grinning at him liek a proud mama hen #dirkreport
Not if i bite first!