♠ hated by @tenaciousTestified

「YOUR QUEER HUMAN ATTEMPTS AT INTIMIDATION ARE NOTED AS SILLY AND LACKLUSTRE.」 「YOU ARE TERRITORIAL OF YOUR MAN.」 「BEFORE I EVEN FLIRTED.」 「I AM NOT A HIVEWRECKING BITCH.」 「UNLIKE CERTAIN HOOFBEASTS.」 「I DO NOT FAULT YOU WHOLLY.」 「VALUABLE TREASURE WITHIN.」 「HOWEVER.」 「COME AT ME WITH ATTITUDE AGAIN, AND I WILL ENSURE THE MEGA-CLOWNS GET A THIRD TERM OF PRESIDENCY.」
Netflix and chill? Fuck that noise, sewing machine and Ketamine instead. #substance
[These results don't surprise me one bit. I have less limits as an inorganic being in more ways than one. #nsfw #BDSMtest ] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b5b9aae80af.png

i should start a petition to get me outta here, like or pity if youd sign it
yeah dude time to send that shit armageddon style fr
so did trolls invade earth or is that just wishful thinking because i'm seein humans fuck i hope so

I COuLD FIX THAT. REAL FuCKING QuICK. IF YOu ARE FEELING. FELT-LESS. I COuLD COP A FEEL. AROuND YOuR NECK. SQuEEZE TIGHTLY. uNTIL LIFE LEAVES EYES. REPEAT. uNTIL PROCESS IS ABSOLuTE. AND IT DOES NOT RETuRN. SEER OF FuCKALL.

#dirk is currently stuffing his mouth w muffins after spendin 12h straight in his room, jakey is grinning at him liek a proud mama hen #dirkreport



