#dirk
id like 2 thank the academy n also #dirk
Baby, don't lie~ It's okay that you crave me. Your eyes on my body, you're shaking- Get high on me for you're forsaken... 𝒫𝓇𝑒𝓉𝓉𝓎 when you say my name like that, Feel your lips trace down my neck. Darlin' don't say nothing, just 𝒷𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉𝒽𝑒. Pretty when you're looking up like that, Pray but Heaven won't let you back. 𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕠𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕜𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕤.
<3 this if u wanna see more slutty pics of #dirk in shibari in the future or <> if u want #jake 2 be my next victim ;) #wink #nsfw
just watched #Jake try 2 practice rock climb #Jane he couldnt...... & #Dirk didnt say anything...... #AlphaReport #JakeJaneReport #AndCalliesHereToo
#Dirk & i got matching cheesecakes for dessert!! :3 :3 gonna get #Facial'd 2gether later!!! #WithCallie #InTheCorner #AlphaReport #AlphaBoat #DirkReport https://i.ibb.co/Z6tvgfmr/IMG-9176.jpg
#Dirk didnt warn me that they were gonna touch my butt @ our platonic couples massage #FriendplesMassage #KeepsBetrayingMe #Calliope had a vry good time tho since they were just in the corner..... watching & clackin away :) #OnTheirPortableTypewriter #LOLLuvThem #TheClackerrr #CallieReport #DirkReport #AlphaBoat
got lost w/ #Dirk otw to our #Friendples massage.... says he MEANT to go that way so he could ""Talk to the masseuses first."" #UhHuh #Yup #CalliesHereToo
this morning @ brekky #Dirk looked to #Jake n then to me n said "Some guys just act like they have a little too much sugar in the fuckin' tank, Roxy." what did he mean by this #DirkReport #JakeReport #AlphaBoat #AlphaReport
i got to 20 crackers total and then #Dirk jutted his chin out and bit off one of the top crackers of my #DirkCrackerStacks this whole time he wasnt asleep.... just letting me stack on him :( #DirkReport #BelievedHim #Betrayed
ive stacked 10 crackers on him so far & he hasnt moved at ALL #Dirk #DirkReport
i have stacked six crackers on #Dirk so far but he hasnt stopped """RESTING HIS EYES""" yet..... i think #BigDirk is lying to us all #DirkReport
#Dirk has been resting his eyes for like an hour now #DirkReport
>> ¡ th¡nk every D¡rk in the ¡nf¡n¡te mu1t¡verses shou1d hear th¡s one https://open.spotify.com/track/3Dih4FAgCtXoolsJVTBwC6 #dirk #strider #dirkstrider #themountaingoats #music
#Dirk just sang tha song roxanne by the police @ karaoke......... what did he mean by that #DirkReport
hey ;) (#dirk took the picture so it aint a #selfie) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d87c0af3c430.png
[How generous of you.] Let’s go back to the pharmakon. In Derrida’s essay that you’re so fond of plagiarizing— [You’ve read it?] Dirk. There’s more to my life than just children’s stories about ponies. My first book was about feminist theory as it relates to short films. [Huh. I didn’t know that. Maybe I’ll read it sometime.] Anyway, Derrida claims that one of the most important words in Plato’s Phaedrus is a word that’s not in it. [Right. The “chain of signification” begins with a reference to Pharmacia, and travels through other related words, like pharmakon. But Plato never mentions pharmakos, th...Read more
#Dirk just came back w/ this fuckin swordfish or marlin or watever (from out of the ocean lol) + said "Soup's on." #DirkReport #WhereTheHellWasHe
#Dirk just drank another warm beer & said he was gonna go get "Dinner" b4 doing an acrobatic swan dive straight off #TheBoat into the water #DirkReport
#Dirk drank a light beer & then he got in #ThePool & just closed his eyes #DirkReport #substance
#Dirk is getting in #ThePool now #DirkReport
#dirk strider havin a big d must be an universal constant or something #nsfw
also im pretty sure i saw #dirk fight a guy outside the bathroom las nite or it couldve been another blonde twink w dreamy eyes.... who knows #dirkreport
didnt even stop in LA #Dirk #DirkReport :/
#Dirkreport, he is... still in his hikikomori fUnk. u~u he's been having troUbling dreams of late, with which i can empathize. i can only hope #dirk's resolve as well as mine did...
#Dirk posting is a thing now that's happening? I think? https://www.blademaster.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/88SD.1.jpg
#dirk #dedicatedtorolal he sure is a dude that exists
#Dirk has flown away #GoneNow #HatedMyNuts #DirkReport
#Dirk is flyin away now #DirkReport
#dirk is currently stuffing his mouth w muffins after spendin 12h straight in his room, jakey is grinning at him liek a proud mama hen #dirkreport
#Dirk is making me help him "inspect" the boat now #Wtf #HesNotEvenDoingAnything #DirkReport
#Dirk said no 2 having a bite of any of #MyNuts hmmmmmm......
#Dirk is watching them do tie offs or w/e on janes boat n just hovering standing floating & he keeps noddin but u cant tell if its approving or not (i can) & he has his arms crossed #Dirk #DirkReport
this is the 1st post EVER to get tagged w/ #Dirk..... SAD :(((( guys can we PLZ pretty plz get #Dirk trending for #ConfuzzleHimFriday https://i.ibb.co/gZWqrV1g/IMG-8443.jpg
waiting for #Dirk & eating my snack nuts putting them in my hand & shaking them around before i eat them & standing like my back hurts bc im #CodgerMaxxing