#dirk
<3 this if u wanna see more slutty pics of #dirk in shibari in the future or <> if u want #jake 2 be my next victim ;) #wink #nsfw
just watched #Jake try 2 practice rock climb #Jane he couldnt...... & #Dirk didnt say anything...... #AlphaReport #JakeJaneReport #AndCalliesHereToo
#Dirk & i got matching cheesecakes for dessert!! :3 :3 gonna get #Facial'd 2gether later!!! #WithCallie #InTheCorner #AlphaReport #AlphaBoat #DirkReport https://i.ibb.co/Z6tvgfmr/IMG-9176.jpg
#Dirk didnt warn me that they were gonna touch my butt @ our platonic couples massage #FriendplesMassage #KeepsBetrayingMe #Calliope had a vry good time tho since they were just in the corner..... watching & clackin away :) #OnTheirPortableTypewriter #LOLLuvThem #TheClackerrr #CallieReport #DirkReport #AlphaBoat
got lost w/ #Dirk otw to our #Friendples massage.... says he MEANT to go that way so he could ""Talk to the masseuses first."" #UhHuh #Yup #CalliesHereToo
this morning @ brekky #Dirk looked to #Jake n then to me n said "Some guys just act like they have a little too much sugar in the fuckin' tank, Roxy." what did he mean by this #DirkReport #JakeReport #AlphaBoat #AlphaReport
i got to 20 crackers total and then #Dirk jutted his chin out and bit off one of the top crackers of my #DirkCrackerStacks this whole time he wasnt asleep.... just letting me stack on him :( #DirkReport #BelievedHim #Betrayed
ive stacked 10 crackers on him so far & he hasnt moved at ALL #Dirk #DirkReport
i have stacked six crackers on #Dirk so far but he hasnt stopped """RESTING HIS EYES""" yet..... i think #BigDirk is lying to us all #DirkReport
#Dirk has been resting his eyes for like an hour now #DirkReport
>> ¡ th¡nk every D¡rk in the ¡nf¡n¡te mu1t¡verses shou1d hear th¡s one https://open.spotify.com/track/3Dih4FAgCtXoolsJVTBwC6 #dirk #strider #dirkstrider #themountaingoats #music
#Dirk just sang tha song roxanne by the police @ karaoke......... what did he mean by that #DirkReport
hey ;) (#dirk took the picture so it aint a #selfie) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d87c0af3c430.png
[How generous of you.] Let’s go back to the pharmakon. In Derrida’s essay that you’re so fond of plagiarizing— [You’ve read it?] Dirk. There’s more to my life than just children’s stories about ponies. My first book was about feminist theory as it relates to short films. [Huh. I didn’t know that. Maybe I’ll read it sometime.] Anyway, Derrida claims that one of the most important words in Plato’s Phaedrus is a word that’s not in it. [Right. The “chain of signification” begins with a reference to Pharmacia, and travels through other related words, like pharmakon. But Plato never mentions pharmakos, th...Read more
#Dirk just came back w/ this fuckin swordfish or marlin or watever (from out of the ocean lol) + said "Soup's on." #DirkReport #WhereTheHellWasHe
#Dirk just drank another warm beer & said he was gonna go get "Dinner" b4 doing an acrobatic swan dive straight off #TheBoat into the water #DirkReport
#Dirk drank a light beer & then he got in #ThePool & just closed his eyes #DirkReport #substance
#Dirk is getting in #ThePool now #DirkReport
#dirk strider havin a big d must be an universal constant or something #nsfw
also im pretty sure i saw #dirk fight a guy outside the bathroom las nite or it couldve been another blonde twink w dreamy eyes.... who knows #dirkreport
didnt even stop in LA #Dirk #DirkReport :/
#Dirkreport, he is... still in his hikikomori fUnk. u~u he's been having troUbling dreams of late, with which i can empathize. i can only hope #dirk's resolve as well as mine did...
#Dirk posting is a thing now that's happening? I think? https://www.blademaster.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/88SD.1.jpg
#dirk #dedicatedtorolal he sure is a dude that exists
#Dirk has flown away #GoneNow #HatedMyNuts #DirkReport
#Dirk is flyin away now #DirkReport
#dirk is currently stuffing his mouth w muffins after spendin 12h straight in his room, jakey is grinning at him liek a proud mama hen #dirkreport
#Dirk is making me help him "inspect" the boat now #Wtf #HesNotEvenDoingAnything #DirkReport
#Dirk said no 2 having a bite of any of #MyNuts hmmmmmm......
#Dirk is watching them do tie offs or w/e on janes boat n just hovering standing floating & he keeps noddin but u cant tell if its approving or not (i can) & he has his arms crossed #Dirk #DirkReport
this is the 1st post EVER to get tagged w/ #Dirk..... SAD :(((( guys can we PLZ pretty plz get #Dirk trending for #ConfuzzleHimFriday https://i.ibb.co/gZWqrV1g/IMG-8443.jpg
waiting for #Dirk & eating my snack nuts putting them in my hand & shaking them around before i eat them & standing like my back hurts bc im #CodgerMaxxing