#dirk
also im pretty sure i saw #dirk fight a guy outside the bathroom las nite or it couldve been another blonde twink w dreamy eyes.... who knows #dirkreport
didnt even stop in LA #Dirk #DirkReport :/
#Dirkreport, he is... still in his hikikomori fUnk. u~u he's been having troUbling dreams of late, with which i can empathize. i can only hope #dirk's resolve as well as mine did...
look say wwhat you wwant about #dirk but
I'm Sorry, But What Is All This #dirk Business About? -Selena
#Dirk posting is a thing now that's happening? I think? https://www.blademaster.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/88SD.1.jpg
#dirk #dedicatedtorolal he sure is a dude that exists
#Dirk has flown away #GoneNow #HatedMyNuts #DirkReport
#Dirk is flyin away now #DirkReport
#dirk is currently stuffing his mouth w muffins after spendin 12h straight in his room, jakey is grinning at him liek a proud mama hen #dirkreport
#Dirk is making me help him "inspect" the boat now #Wtf #HesNotEvenDoingAnything #DirkReport
#Dirk said no 2 having a bite of any of #MyNuts hmmmmmm......
#Dirk is watching them do tie offs or w/e on janes boat n just hovering standing floating & he keeps noddin but u cant tell if its approving or not (i can) & he has his arms crossed #Dirk #DirkReport
this is the 1st post EVER to get tagged w/ #Dirk..... SAD :(((( guys can we PLZ pretty plz get #Dirk trending for #ConfuzzleHimFriday https://i.ibb.co/gZWqrV1g/IMG-8443.jpg
waiting for #Dirk & eating my snack nuts putting them in my hand & shaking them around before i eat them & standing like my back hurts bc im #CodgerMaxxing