#dirkreport

@technicallyTimaeus[TT]

Can’t say shit like “Are you legit mad” to Dirk. If he’s not mad, he will get mad. If he is mad, he’ll get madder. It’s a careful dance with the Doberman. Gotta wrap the pill in cheese and hit him with something innocuous that gets you your answer anyway. I’ve had good results with “Hop on CS:GO.” #DirkReport #Detente #MutualDisarmament #ConflictTransformation #PeaceStudies #Furry

#peacestudies #conflicttransformation #detente #dirkreport #mutualdisarmament #furry

Kult: +14

Kull: +7

Total: 21

Ratio: 2.00

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

WTFFFFF why is he LITERALLY here for #MyAmulet rn! #DirkReport

#dirkreport #myamulet

Kult: +13

Kull: +2

Total: 15

Ratio: 6.50

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

#Dirk & i got matching cheesecakes for dessert!! :3 :3 gonna get #Facial'd 2gether later!!! #WithCallie #InTheCorner #AlphaReport #AlphaBoat #DirkReport https://i.ibb.co/Z6tvgfmr/IMG-9176.jpg

#dirk #alphaboat #inthecorner #facial #withcallie #dirkreport #alphareport

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

#Dirk didnt warn me that they were gonna touch my butt @ our platonic couples massage #FriendplesMassage #KeepsBetrayingMe #Calliope had a vry good time tho since they were just in the corner..... watching & clackin away :) #OnTheirPortableTypewriter #LOLLuvThem #TheClackerrr #CallieReport #DirkReport #AlphaBoat

#dirk #alphaboat #ontheirportabletypewriter #calliereport #theclackerrr #lolluvthem #calliope #keepsbetrayingme #dirkreport #friendplesmassage

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

this morning @ brekky #Dirk looked to #Jake n then to me n said "Some guys just act like they have a little too much sugar in the fuckin' tank, Roxy." what did he mean by this #DirkReport #JakeReport #AlphaBoat #AlphaReport

#dirk #alphaboat #jakereport #jake #dirkreport #alphareport

Kult: +32

Kull: +7

Total: 39

Ratio: 4.57

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

i got to 20 crackers total and then #Dirk jutted his chin out and bit off one of the top crackers of my #DirkCrackerStacks this whole time he wasnt asleep.... just letting me stack on him :( #DirkReport #BelievedHim #Betrayed

#dirk #believedhim #betrayed #dirkcrackerstacks #dirkreport

Kult: +27

Kull: +2

Total: 29

Ratio: 13.50

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

ive stacked 10 crackers on him so far & he hasnt moved at ALL #Dirk #DirkReport

#dirk #dirkreport

Kult: +17

Total: 17

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

i have stacked six crackers on #Dirk so far but he hasnt stopped """RESTING HIS EYES""" yet..... i think #BigDirk is lying to us all #DirkReport

#dirk #bigdirk #dirkreport

Kult: +37

Total: 37

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

#Dirk has been resting his eyes for like an hour now #DirkReport

#dirk #dirkreport

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

#Dirk just sang tha song roxanne by the police @ karaoke......... what did he mean by that #DirkReport

#dirk #dirkreport

Kult: +22

Total: 22

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

#Dirk just came back w/ this fuckin swordfish or marlin or watever (from out of the ocean lol) + said "Soup's on." #DirkReport #WhereTheHellWasHe

#dirk #dirkreport #wherethehellwashe

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

#Dirk just drank another warm beer & said he was gonna go get "Dinner" b4 doing an acrobatic swan dive straight off #TheBoat into the water #DirkReport

#dirk #theboat #dirkreport

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

#Dirk drank a light beer & then he got in #ThePool & just closed his eyes #DirkReport #substance

#dirk #thepool #dirkreport #substance

Kult: +12

Total: 12

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

#Dirk is getting in #ThePool now #DirkReport

#dirk #thepool #dirkreport

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@tipsyGalactica[TG]

also im pretty sure i saw #dirk fight a guy outside the bathroom las nite or it couldve been another blonde twink w dreamy eyes.... who knows #dirkreport

#dirk #dirkreport

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

im bankrolling these catguys like theyre on payroll @ rolal inc #DirkReport

Kult: +15

Total: 15

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

didnt even stop in LA #Dirk #DirkReport :/

#dirk #dirkreport

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@timaeusTestified[TT]

Daddy long dick just cruised past L.A. #DirkReport

Kult: +31

Kull: +22

Total: 53

Ratio: 1.41

Calliope Lalonde

@uranianUmbra[UU]

#Dirkreport, he is... still in his hikikomori fUnk. u~u he's been having troUbling dreams of late, with which i can empathize. i can only hope #dirk's resolve as well as mine did...

#dirk #dirkreport

Kult: +14

Total: 14

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

#Dirk has flown away #GoneNow #HatedMyNuts #DirkReport

#dirk #gonenow #dirkreport #hatedmynuts

Kult: +20

Total: 20

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

#Dirk is flyin away now #DirkReport

#dirk #dirkreport

Kult: +15

Total: 15

@tipsyGalactica[TG]

#dirk is currently stuffing his mouth w muffins after spendin 12h straight in his room, jakey is grinning at him liek a proud mama hen #dirkreport

#dirk #dirkreport

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

#Dirk is making me help him "inspect" the boat now #Wtf #HesNotEvenDoingAnything #DirkReport

#dirk #wtf #hesnotevendoinganything #dirkreport

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

#Dirk is watching them do tie offs or w/e on janes boat n just hovering standing floating & he keeps noddin but u cant tell if its approving or not (i can) & he has his arms crossed #Dirk #DirkReport

#dirk #dirkreport

Kult: +20

Total: 20