#dirkreport
also im pretty sure i saw #dirk fight a guy outside the bathroom las nite or it couldve been another blonde twink w dreamy eyes.... who knows #dirkreport
im bankrolling these catguys like theyre on payroll @ rolal inc #DirkReport
didnt even stop in LA #Dirk #DirkReport :/
Daddy long dick just cruised past L.A. #DirkReport
#Dirkreport, he is... still in his hikikomori fUnk. u~u he's been having troUbling dreams of late, with which i can empathize. i can only hope #dirk's resolve as well as mine did...
#Dirk has flown away #GoneNow #HatedMyNuts #DirkReport
#Dirk is flyin away now #DirkReport
#dirk is currently stuffing his mouth w muffins after spendin 12h straight in his room, jakey is grinning at him liek a proud mama hen #dirkreport
#Dirk is making me help him "inspect" the boat now #Wtf #HesNotEvenDoingAnything #DirkReport
#Dirk is watching them do tie offs or w/e on janes boat n just hovering standing floating & he keeps noddin but u cant tell if its approving or not (i can) & he has his arms crossed #Dirk #DirkReport