Can’t say shit like “Are you legit mad” to Dirk. If he’s not mad, he will get mad. If he is mad, he’ll get madder. It’s a careful dance with the Doberman. Gotta wrap the pill in cheese and hit him with something innocuous that gets you your answer anyway. I’ve had good results with “Hop on CS:GO.” #DirkReport #Detente #MutualDisarmament #ConflictTransformation #PeaceStudies #Furry
honestly i dont know why you put this in the furry tag but...... actually..... i think youre on to something!!!! more people should #drug dirk like a puppy dog. he would probably be happier with minimized processing power!! or like.... any sleep at all...... so i guess im barking up your tree here dude!
Comedic effect, mostly. To conjure the image of him as a starved animal barking at reflective surfaces because he thinks it’s another dog. Unfortunately for us both, his body is a temple that only accepts offerings of caffeine and taurine.
have you considered..... using those little caffeine pills that look like tictacs???? if he shoveled enough of those back you could probably sneak something in there along with his regular intake of actual poison!!!! especially if you sweetened the deal somehow :D
wait!!!! oh jeez you didnt ask for any advice....... :| pretend i didnt say anything! youre totally doing great and youre pawesome at doing it!! whatever it is :?
Thanks, I know. \></ CV in pinned. #AlwaysBeWorkposting.