#alphaboat
WOULd anyone like to see the alPha howlbeast Painting i won on #alPhaboat
me ANd my rail off dA boat #alPhaboat #alPhamemories
i just lost 1600 boonbucks #TheCasino #AlphaBoat
#John was watching all the horseplay just now vry pensively.... thoughtful #AboveTheShenanigans #JohnReport #BetaSprinkle in the #AlphaBoat
guys can u plz gimme me another round of every1 saying GOOD LUCK ROLAL LETS GO ROXYYY bc #TheCasino is NOT treating us (ME) vry well rn #RoxyReport #JakeReport #AlphaReport #AlphaBoat #CalliesHereToo #Plz
YUSSSSSSSS LFGGGG #AlphaBoat #RolalReport #AlphaReport https://i.ibb.co/V0q3bvYb/IMG-9209.jpg
Apologies for my lack of posting! On an excursion from our #alphaboat adventures i was given a firm couple of pats on the ass by the locals for exploring a handful of thusly uninspected and THUSLY off limits tombs. Its old hat junk anywho so i dont really know why they give a hoot if i put my peepers on it straight from the tap its either here or in a museum. Anywho they chucked me in the brig for a mo for it. Piddly stuff. But i still won a crisp couple of boonies from the gamblers pit if you know what im all about! #70inand20out https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ffc16280f6f.png
#Jane got a juggler to perform 4 us....... #Conflicted #2ndDessert #JaneyReport #AlphaBoat
#Dirk & i got matching cheesecakes for dessert!! :3 :3 gonna get #Facial'd 2gether later!!! #WithCallie #InTheCorner #AlphaReport #AlphaBoat #DirkReport https://i.ibb.co/Z6tvgfmr/IMG-9176.jpg
#FullOfSteak #FullOfShrimps #MySurf #MyTurf #AlphaBoat #Dinner #AlphaReport
#Dirk didnt warn me that they were gonna touch my butt @ our platonic couples massage #FriendplesMassage #KeepsBetrayingMe #Calliope had a vry good time tho since they were just in the corner..... watching & clackin away :) #OnTheirPortableTypewriter #LOLLuvThem #TheClackerrr #CallieReport #DirkReport #AlphaBoat
this morning @ brekky #Dirk looked to #Jake n then to me n said "Some guys just act like they have a little too much sugar in the fuckin' tank, Roxy." what did he mean by this #DirkReport #JakeReport #AlphaBoat #AlphaReport
we r drinkin the most VIRGIN of VIRGIN MIMOSAS tonite!!!!!! (this morning) (& also not jake) #AlphaBoat #NotAFourple #NotAFivewayThroupleEither
omf @ janes bday dinner they poured my bread oil into the most beautiful shape of an olive + the olive looks like it came from heaven w/ the light comin in from the window happy bday jane <3 olive u grl!!!! :) #JaneyDay #AlphaBoat #NotAThrouple #NotAFourpleEither https://i.ibb.co/k28q37Nx/IMG-8623.jpg
certain some1 is upset that we arent all matching shirts rn...... #ToughSituation #AlphaBoat #JaneyDay #AlphaReport #NotAThroupleThing
janes new lil friend was like..... in me & callies room standin there humming all scarily n ominously giggling in the dark but then when we ACTUALLY went in hed left this lil towel guy there sooooo awwwww??? <:) #Awwww #AlphaBoat #JaneyDay https://i.ibb.co/fzMnLtnX/IMG-8604.jpg
I have AMELIORATEd my Prior failings my first dAY on the #alPhaboat the orange one gave me a thumbs uP after i ALERTEd him that his luggage HAd been dELIVEREd to his room #imdOINGsoGOOd
?dOES your messiah tell you youre so funny it Pisses Her off? ?no? .yeah I dIdNT think so. #messiahjane #alPhaboat #dRINKTROLL
i get to be on a boat with the messiah ANd the olive human with the big heiney ANd the orange human with the big rumblesPheres ANd the Pink human with the big Pusher im so haPPy tonight is the best night ever #alPhaboat
430lbs, new PB. Rock hard and ready for the #AlphaBoat. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d73af87eabf.png #nsfw (mild)