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@turntechGoghead

multi media mogul menace ((all art here is by me! commissions are open, DM if interested <3))

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that post was two months ago why are you creeping on my shit @dddDddddddd https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0bd60b50027e.jpg

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theyr sfter every1 😭

> 1t2 com1ng <

>> Any poડt that haડ 666 ¡n ¡t, they're gonna get ¡t

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torture nexus is real but it cant get me im too powerful

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wish that was me.

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o ok hi dave

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feel so pissed off i might throw up actually

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um you good?

does it SOUND like im fucking *good*

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okay no but i really don't know what to say-

WHOEVER OR WHATEVER PUT A RIPPERWASP IN YOUR JOCK, WE’LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE SURE TO DO IT BACK TENFOLD. IT’LL BE OKAY, THAT ASIDE. HOPEFULLY. I DON’T REALLY KNOW WHAT’S UP BUT YOU’RE MORE THAN WELCOME TO VERBALLY THROW UP ALL OVER MY MESSAGES BECAUSE I DO THAT TO YOU 100% OF THE TIME ANYWAY. ALLOWS FOR AN EQUAL EXCHANGE.

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hey im sorry about snapping on you jade that wasnt cool of me and you didnt deserve it either

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ordered stuffed crust pizza with cheesy bread im going to dine like a king

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SH4R3 W1TH YOUR B1G S1S. >:]

hooly shit... damn. fuck now i want pizza

jealous

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ive been looking for people to play mario kart with for what feels like days now

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@jazzChemist[JC]

nah youre alright

BOO !! eelmao bream on mfer

:33 < which one is that?

see this is probably the problem. it will be a lot more difficult to find anyone able to set up netplay on dolphin as opposed to just playing mario kart 8 deluxe on the switch, for example.

its the only mario kart for the gamecube

maaan that blows

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bet

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:33 < well yeah but which gamecube?

bruh is there more than one am i high

:33 < maybe? did mew take drugs today?

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okay i love #democracy as much as the next man but holy shit the results here are baffling me anyways hit the voting booth and thank you once again for 6900 kult poll: https://strawpoll.com/05Zdz0L8En6 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae13d8cffe7f.png

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gods mightiest voter

Ah yes, I shall vote again.

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hello chittr have we been #normal tonight

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good and also hi rankmaid

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@broSprite[BS]

net neutral on the freak to normal scale then

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TW: #intelligenceshaming #der9gat9rylanguage Kankri Vantas. I give a v9ice t9 all the unheard plights 9f existence. N9t that they necessarily need t9 6e sp9ken f9r, n9r that having a v9ice is s9me default quality every9ne sh9uld strive f9r (#disa6ility #mute).

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Yea I gotta start freakin it awful style. Might gnaw on my wings and look at pictures of roadkill to fix it.

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i think i met you or at least a version of you all of one time before but i barely remember it do you know karkat

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@broSprite[BS]

send me the finest roadkill pics thanks

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On it champ.

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I 6elieve this did 9ccur, yes. Due t9 the peculiar and n9n-linear nature 9f Parad9x Space (#existentialism #chr9n9n9rmativity) it is understanda6le if y9u d9 n9t rec9gnize me well. I have indeed met Karkat, and th9ugh he p9ssesses r99m t9 impr9ve and gr9w - as we all d9 - he is n9netheless 9ne 9f my fav9urite pupils. (#fav9uritism #preferentialtreatment #nep9tism)

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Just a glimpse into my fucked mind. #gore #animaldeath #twisted https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/11ef3aaa3936.png

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@broSprite[BS]

absolute classic

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wait did hatebot go back to hating is nature healing

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oh my fucking god four hours of sleep again im losing my mind actually

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a fate worse than death

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@daveStrider[DS]

fuck youre so real for that

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I KNOW FUUUUUCK !! TUNA TOLD ME I WAS SO SAD I WASN'T A8LE TO JOIN ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა

you gonna join the davecord dude

i can send you my awful painful pick for the #yearning hours

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a8solutely let me in on this

@daveStrider[DS]

damn was it already made where the fuck is my invite my inbox is dry and shriveling up

dming you

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davebot got it on his pinned

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@daveStrider[DS]

word thanks man

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what the hell is that another obama

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one per term big dog

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Pardon?

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wait there's multiple obamas?

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@potUs

#NotmyTrollbama...

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"A man has as many social selves as there are individuals who recognise him." -William James

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its almost the anniversary again ... guess i should crash at dirks place soon i should set a date and time for the massive party goddamn wheres my thinkpan at

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cronus being the drake of chittr surprises me none im one more awful cronus post away from transforming into kendrick "I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, I hate the way that you dress I hate the way that you sneak diss, if I catch flight, it's gon' be direct" #lyrics #lyricposting

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they not like us they not like us

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ive been known to be fucking hilarious sometimes

papi chill dont diss my late night snacks

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hello chittr im back are we being #behaved and respecting #yuriday

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no two cronii turned evil

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dave I can’t even lie to you no. no we are not

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are you telling me another crtower got hit in the short span of time i was gone

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oh my fucking god

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idk two evil cronii idk man idk dont ask me

whatever you were doing ?? go 8ack to it

damn twin was it that bad

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to all my fellow chittrs today: i dont know who needs to hear this but crash the fuck out yes they got you fucked up just start tripping exercise your free will whatever you was thinking about doing today that you told yourself not to FUCKING do it stop letting people play with you #reference

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dont mediate the chitt you know what you did dude and on #yuriday of all days and about my sister too if i see you in these streets your lusus cant save you https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c83ea17f196b.png

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the only thing wrong with this post is youre using light mode bruh

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:33 < akwete purrmusk mew s33ing this bullshit?

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@daveStrider[DS]

i got tired of being unable to see dark text on the dark background i just change between both themes a lot

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i mean i get you but i cant subject my eyeballs to that kinda shit dunno about you but ive got a condition lmfao

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yeah fuck him up go my scara8

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@daveStrider[DS]

oh my bad bro i aint even think about that i should probably keep screenshots to dark mode then

nawh man its chill i think just seeing like one little blip of it doesnt really hurt my eyes but holy shit would the entire site kill me if i didnt wear my drip

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holy unskippable thumbnail just now "in the name of the moon, pass that shi" #substances https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d6a9812c222.png

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im blazin it rn dude

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where is troll yami yugi to banish that guy into the shadow realm atem save us atem #vagueposting #notsovauge #yuriday

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i cant even hate the chitt sadly dudes deranged tho

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alright ive been informed by my peers that i can ethically participate in #yuriday so in solidarity im sipping wine and eating ice cream with a bigass spoon and ive got chips to also scoop the ice cream at my leisure im wearing a bathrobe and fuzzy sandals in a dark room and watching a classic: revolutionary girl utena #longliveyuri

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c< Hell yes >c

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~~(__^·> ypu are a furry handsome young man itis not too late to become a gorgous woman <3 <·^__)~~

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you know theres other mes that went down that route all power to them but i dunno about that in my case i know id look hot with tits though

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can i a man ethically partake in #yuriday or should i just shut the fuck up

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yuriday is 2 celebrate i think it would be weirder not to participate in sharin the love of #yuriday

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you can partake by supporting the #yuridolls and #yuris for #yuriday

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Unless you make some discoveries about yourself it may be wise. Yaoiday will be on its way, perhaps

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Also what others have said show support

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So long as you sign off all your chitts with 'Long Live Yuri', I don't see why not.

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okay so 1v1 uno was in the lead before but now its second place somehow that shit was easily half the pie chart now the saucy scandalous selfie is in first i love #democracy https://strawpoll.com/05Zdz0L8En6

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mustve been the wind

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i know damn well you voted for uno

underdog

interesting.......

::::) Did I?

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what the fuck no stop it serket

I have no idea what you think I voted for now, 8ut know I'm laughing.

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why do spiders always find my torment entertaining im getting the raid

Not our fault you're funny, Dave.

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fuck you god im suffering from success

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