I'll be honest. This blows the chunkiest of chunks. This might be the most sincere you will ever see me. Congrats for peeking behind the sheer curtain and catching me with my hand in the cookie jar, going villain mode and taking over my friends lives.
However. Allow me a moment to clarify: I'm not keeping Dave on this predetermined track because suffering makes for good storytelling. Or slop. Up to the audience here, not that I care about your input. This is going to go the way it was always meant to go.
The Chittr userbase are my unwilling and voluntold viewers victims being dragged into this absolute shitshow that's been brewing behind the scenes for the better half of, what, seven months now? It's been going on for longer than that though.
I've watched Dave suffer for centuries, unable to move past himself. This has naturally reached a point where I believe something has to change. I want him to have a future beyond his grief. So here we are.
Our Knight's about to throw himself into another emotional catastrophe. Our Thief is going to take center stage. Stay tuned to #disinterredhearts if you're a sick individual who wants to witness this Canon being hand crafted metaphorically from pen to paper. I know I know, "Disinterred Hearts"? Really? Is that what we're calling this? Yes.
It'll be full of angst, major character deaths and your favorite boyfailure Dave Strider making every bad decision possible. Baffling even me in the process.
See you in the next update.
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GOD DAMMIT, ANSWER ME.