♠ hated by @turntechGoghead
Hm. #VTMB https://i.gyazo.com/1b5f2cf16f6f15dfda82e2813fe4cdf1.png
concept: touching themself to the thought of you you being so desired that even when you dont know it they are scrolling your account looking at selfies rereading dms even just looking at the notifications of you liking their chitts is enough thats how obsessed they are just to have a piece of you to admire while they play with themself theres no way you could know how often it happens but you cant help thinking about leaving out dirty clothes for them to steal whenever they come over just in case they want something real against their nose when they finish next time (tags: Reader/Anonymous, masturbation, obsession, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, #nsfw, #rankworks, musk, flushcoded, no quads mentioned, archive rating: M)
That is not what I gave you those coordinates for.
I have no idea what you think I voted for now, 8ut know I'm laughing.
Pawtism.
I'm walking into oncoming traffic out of embarrassment, #goodbye. #cw-self-harm to be safe
click here to see my valve #nsfw
Gogspeed.
GOOD LUCK, L1L BRO.
yyeu sy eyseysy ye sy eys eye syesye yeyes yes yes yes ye sy es yes
NOT EVEN A TINY BITE???
CAN I HAVE A CUPCAKE???
shoot! oh well youre too lively to make a good ghost anyway its for the best
WOULD WIGGLING MY FINGERS AT YOU SCARE YOU??? HAA HAA HEE HEE!!!
dont you worry dave im on standby in case this actually does kill you! death is the ultimate escape from things youd really much rather not deal with after all
WHAT'S WRONG DAVE??? AFRAID OF A PUPPET???
I SEE YOU!!! HEE HEE!!!
And he has fingers.
THAT’S IT WHEN I FIND YOU I’M GRABBING BOTH OF YOU AND FUCKING YOU TILL YOUR THINK PANS STOP WORK.
MY TEETH ARE RAZOR SHARP DAVE! I CAN AND WILL LEAVE MULTIPLE MARKS TO REMIND YOU OF ME. THEN WHEN I’M DONE WITH YOU YOU’LL HAVE TO BE NURSED BACK TO FULL HEALTH. #SUGGESTIVE
FUBDUHUHFUBDIBEIBEIB DAVE STRIDER!! I CAN, HAVE, AND WILL CATCH YOU AND THEN YOU ARE GETTING TURNED INTO A FUCKING CHEW TOY!!
[But now you won't steal from my candy stash again, will you? \></]
nope i do! i'm twisting your arm so hard it looks like a wet towel that's been rolled up
◥▶◀◤ —> No.
Yeah you’re cooked brother.
lmao
Embrace the swagisms.
[I refuse. As a matter of fact, I'll keep posting on his behalf. It'll be like old times.]
[I enjoy hotted dog with relish and jalapeños. I eat it with my very human mouth and chew on it with my lovely serrated teeth.]
Haha, silly Dave. I don't have *friends.*
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 𖥔𑁤IS ☾R୧A𖥔ᴗR୧ ⩊ILL ☾AᴗS୧ 𑁤𖹭RR𖹭RS ɞ୧જ𖹭ND ☾𖹭ᰔPR୧𑁤୧NSI𖹭N!་༘ ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
Banished from my abode for five moons.
Heated Rivalry.
That could be subject to change.
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Pull out. you are going to DIE in there.
I'm not too sure about this one. But good effort.
I suspect you hate that he's got more bitches than you.
Sure.
It's too late. I'm doing it.
I'm going to fuck your brother.
we needed 2 use the bratz jade usb and wenused chloe instead
dave strider hates women? nobody is surprised
no.
hockey rinks are boy aquariums.
suckin em dry
just watch, i'll make more posts with good takes you cant disagree with.
Haha you said shit instead of shut again.
Perfect.
The more you neglect it, the more ungodly it looks. It's very fitting.
Absolutely not. Gather the pitchforks and torches.
That's what an orgy at the circus sounds like
Ummmm? Only Vithul Maarak, The Next Evolution In Fuchsiablooded Conquerors??? Duhhh??? Come On Handsome You Don't Have To Actually Be Stupid :((