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@arcticGossamer

Thief of Light \ she/her

Blood: CobaltKult Score: 491Kull Score: 64717 followers3 following

Mmmmmmmm.

Kult: +30
Kull: +15
Total: 45
Ratio: 2.00

Microwave.

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Total: 5
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Mg. Slobberpet
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@gestaltCreophage[GC]

OKAY YOU ARE OFFICIA//Y THE BESST SSERKET >83

Thanks? I don’t really know what to do with that. All I did was post microwave.

(( THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN! THE FRECKLES ON THE SPRITE EDIT STAY!

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
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(( I added more freckles.

(( ... How do we feel about freckles...

Kult: +42
Kull: +20
Total: 62
Ratio: 2.10
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@carnalVivisection[CV]

[[YES.]]

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@megaloMemes[MM]

(( always

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@tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

((Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes))

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Forever, in spring.
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@aienkanoAhegao[AA]

((when i drew trolls as a teen my little brother said sum like "u always put freckles on happy people" bc i gave tavros and fef freckles. ((these days i think pyrope + peixes

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Total: 10

It's almost sunny season. ::::)

I'm 8aaaaaaaack. My shitty connection finally sta8ilized again.

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The Heir/ess of Breath. Free of restraint, she is always who he is.
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@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

welcome back!

::::)

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Total: 5

I'm 8oooooooored.

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Total: 92
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

do you wanna play mario kart

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Mg. Slobberpet
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@gestaltCreophage[GC]

FIND SSOMETHING TO DO THEN >8/

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Total: 5

I'm not sure that would 8e very accessi8le. ::::(

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No, I think I'll just keep complaining 8ecause you said that.

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Mg. Slobberpet
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@gestaltCreophage[GC]

GOOD >83

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

i can bring the switch over

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I...don't think that's a good idea, Dave.

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@turntechGoghead[TG]

??? man why

(( Trollbama keeps following my accounts and I'm not going to say how many times it's happened.

Kult: +37
Kull: +25
Total: 62
Ratio: 1.48
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@barackObama[BO]

I JUST LIKE TO INTERACT WITH FANTROLLS/FANKIDS WAAAAAH.

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(( THAT'S THE FUNNIEST PART, LITERALLY ALL OF MY ACCOUNTS YOU'VE FOLLOWED ARE CANON CHARACTERS.

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@barackObama[BO]

WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. GAME RECOGNIZES GAME I DONT FUCKING KONW DUDE

@barackObama[BO]

(( My Dirkling aura persists as a Serket...

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@barackObama[BO]

I'll find him in every lifetime...

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Uuuuuuuugh. I have to deal with some8ody I hate in the entirely unfun "please just leave me alone" way. ::::(

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Total: 44
Ratio: 1.20

Shut up shut up shut up shut up oh my fuck their voice is so ANNOYING.

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Muffin Top
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@containedArmageddons[CA]

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ba4a6916e0b2.png

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Not sure if you intend this for me, them, or 8oth, 8ut excellent idea, Sollux.

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@containedArmageddons[CA]

i let pe0ple make their own decisi0ns

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Good whatever-the-fuck-time-it-is in your ass-fucked corner of the multiverse, chittr.

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Total: 40
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go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

sup serket welcome back

And I am immediately accosted 8y a Strider.

Kult: +7
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

aw come on

... I need to 8leach my thinkpan. #dashwatching

Kult: +34
Kull: +15
Total: 49
Ratio: 2.27
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Batting One Thousand
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@cynicalAgathokakological[CA]

yeah (・□・;)

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Murder-Go-Round Mofo
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@abjectDetermination[AD]

What a t3rribl3 night to hav3 3y32

I reconsider them often.

… …….. >::::/ I have a feeling I’m going to 8e feeling the consequences of my actions. My actions 8eing ignoring my 8ulge. #nsfw

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

Womp womp

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Working a desk jo8 sucks. ::::( I haven’t 8een a8le to fight either.

Honestly I should 8e saying that to you.

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@isolatedWreckage[IW]

<<"i-i mean, uh... c-could always take an e-emergency gaperblock break, right?">>

Well. I’m done for the day, 8ut the issue is that then the sun comes 8ack up and I haven’t even slept yet. ::::/ This happens whether I’m on day or night shift.

☆~𖦹 I feel there is an obvious solution to your problem 𖦹~☆

Whaaaaaaaat? I had no idea. I was just gonna tough it out. This is ground8r8king science.

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@isolatedWreckage[IW]

<<"oh, um, i see... s-sorry to hear that...">>

I wonder if I could even muster up enough of my horny to freakpost.

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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I Believe In You.

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@isolatedWreckage[IW]

<<"i-i believe in you!">>

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Okay, I admit it. I laughed. Just a little 8it.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

If the chef catches me doing this again I think she might just try to eat me. ::::/ 8ut I'm 8oth hungry and her 8oss.

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I do it semi-often. I can't help it.

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

Dont li2t3n to th3 hat3r abov3 m3. Br3ak into th3 m3at 2ta2h. G3t th3 m3at.

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@isolatedWreckage[IW]

<<"y-you're hungry, so you went to eat... n-nothing wrong with that!">>

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Eh, it's a...little more complex than that, 8ut at the same time, not really.

I'm 8r8king into the meat stash.

Kult: +15
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Total: 20
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@abjectDetermination[AD]

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Kult: +5
Total: 5

I will not 8r8k into the meat stash. I will not 8r8k into the meat stash. I won't.

Kult: +27
Kull: +10
Total: 37
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@abjectDetermination[AD]

Br3ak into th3 m3at 2ta2h

Kult: +5
Total: 5

You are the devil on my shoulder, and I appreciate that.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I'm hungry 8ut I don't know what to eat. ::::(

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@isolatedWreckage[IW]

<<"burger...">>

Fuuuuuuuuck. That sounds so good........

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@isolatedWreckage[IW]

<<"y-yeah... i-i'm getting hungry thinking about it now, a-actually...">>

Kult: +2
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This seems a lot more tame than I was expecting.

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@isolatedWreckage[IW]

<<"g-give it a couple hours... i-it tends to get more intense once we're below l-like 90ish...">>

I see. ::::)

Come to think of it, Karkat hasn't messaged me yet... He's supposed to come out here during the warm season.

Kult: +85
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Total: 170
Ratio: 1.00

You? Having time? Unheard of. How could you, Dave Strider, ever have time? Mind-8oggling.

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

man i almost missed the serket searing sarcastic scathing humor seriously though offers open

That wasn't even my 8est work. You must 8e in a serious drought.

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

yeah i have no idea where our serket has gone she hasnt contacted any of us in a few perigees come to think of it neither has tz and shes the one who keeps tabs and comms more than serket

Well that definitely isn't foreshadowing.

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

i mean the last time tz hit us up was about a perigee and a half ago so its not that bad just sort of abnormal i assume theyre just too busy huffing each others fumes

An ominous sense of fore8oding.

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

hey hey you put that foreboding back where you found it theyre fine theyre just exploring the universe on vriskas bigass ship

Well it’s not like I actually know them, anyways.

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Dave Hour
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@turntechGoghead[TG]

nah of course not

I didn't expect that chit to go anywhere, honestly.

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