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@entrancedHelminth[EH]

☆~𖦹 I feel there is an obvious solution to your problem 𖦹~☆

↩ @entrancedHelminth[EH]

Whaaaaaaaat? I had no idea. I was just gonna tough it out. This is ground8r8king science.

↩ @arcticGossamer[AG]

<<"oh, um, i see... s-sorry to hear that...">>

I wonder if I could even muster up enough of my horny to freakpost.

Kult: +27

Kull: +10

Total: 37

Ratio: 2.70

Larkso Eldran

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I Believe In You.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

<<"i-i believe in you!">>

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Okay, I admit it. I laughed. Just a little 8it.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

If the chef catches me doing this again I think she might just try to eat me. ::::/ 8ut I'm 8oth hungry and her 8oss.

Kult: +25

Kull: +25

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.00

E. Ampora

@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

shouldnt havve broken into the meat stash

↩ @caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

I do it semi-often. I can't help it.

Dont li2t3n to th3 hat3r abov3 m3. Br3ak into th3 m3at 2ta2h. G3t th3 m3at.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

<<"y-you're hungry, so you went to eat... n-nothing wrong with that!">>

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @isolatedWreckage[IW]

Eh, it's a...little more complex than that, 8ut at the same time, not really.

I'm 8r8king into the meat stash.

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

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Kult: +5

Total: 5

I will not 8r8k into the meat stash. I will not 8r8k into the meat stash. I won't.

Kult: +27

Kull: +10

Total: 37

Ratio: 2.70

Br3ak into th3 m3at 2ta2h

Kult: +5

Total: 5

You are the devil on my shoulder, and I appreciate that.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I'm hungry 8ut I don't know what to eat. ::::(

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

<<"burger...">>

↩ @isolatedWreckage[IW]

Fuuuuuuuuck. That sounds so good........

↩ @arcticGossamer[AG]

<<"y-yeah... i-i'm getting hungry thinking about it now, a-actually...">>

Kult: +2

Total: 2

This seems a lot more tame than I was expecting.

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

<<"g-give it a couple hours... i-it tends to get more intense once we're below l-like 90ish...">>

↩ @isolatedWreckage[IW]

I see. ::::)

Come to think of it, Karkat hasn't messaged me yet... He's supposed to come out here during the warm season.

Kult: +85

Kull: +85

Total: 170

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @turntechGoghead[TG]

You? Having time? Unheard of. How could you, Dave Strider, ever have time? Mind-8oggling.

↩ @arcticGossamer[AG]

man i almost missed the serket searing sarcastic scathing humor seriously though offers open

↩ @turntechGoghead[TG]

That wasn't even my 8est work. You must 8e in a serious drought.

↩ @arcticGossamer[AG]

yeah i have no idea where our serket has gone she hasnt contacted any of us in a few perigees come to think of it neither has tz and shes the one who keeps tabs and comms more than serket

↩ @turntechGoghead[TG]

Well that definitely isn't foreshadowing.

↩ @arcticGossamer[AG]

i mean the last time tz hit us up was about a perigee and a half ago so its not that bad just sort of abnormal i assume theyre just too busy huffing each others fumes

↩ @turntechGoghead[TG]

An ominous sense of fore8oding.

↩ @arcticGossamer[AG]

hey hey you put that foreboding back where you found it theyre fine theyre just exploring the universe on vriskas bigass ship

↩ @turntechGoghead[TG]

Well it’s not like I actually know them, anyways.

↩ @arcticGossamer[AG]

nah of course not

I didn't expect that chit to go anywhere, honestly.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Insert clever post here.

Kult: +95

Kull: +90

Total: 185

Ratio: 1.06

↩ @arcticGossamer[AG]

In23rt a drawing I mad3 wh3r3 im d3pict3d a2 th3 ripp3d m3gachad with a bunch of cool trait2 and your3 d3pict3d a2 th3 2ad virgin with a bunch of th3 oppo2it3 trait2

Insert mockery a8out the allegedly small size of your 8ulge, as extrapolated from the presumed overcompensation this drawing represents.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @arcticGossamer[AG]

In23rt obligatory no u

Insert looping 8ack around to the original-ish topic of fighting each other, 8ecause otherwise it would turn into an endless "No U" cycle, and no8ody wants that. Pro8a8ly.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @arcticGossamer[AG]

#throwdownthursday #fightnight

In23rt #ThrowdownThur2day #FightNight plug along with th3 fact that I'm down to 2quar3 up anywh3r3 any tim3.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Fight Night?

↩ @arcticGossamer[AG]