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@arcticGossamer

Thief of Light \ she/her

Blood: CobaltKult Score: 491Kull Score: 64717 followers3 following

Mmmmmmmm.

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Microwave.

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OKAY YOU ARE OFFICIA//Y THE BESST SSERKET >83

Thanks? I don’t really know what to do with that. All I did was post microwave.

(( THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN! THE FRECKLES ON THE SPRITE EDIT STAY!

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(( I added more freckles.

(( ... How do we feel about freckles...

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[[YES.]]

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(( always

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((Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes))

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((when i drew trolls as a teen my little brother said sum like "u always put freckles on happy people" bc i gave tavros and fef freckles. ((these days i think pyrope + peixes

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It's almost sunny season. ::::)

I'm 8aaaaaaaack. My shitty connection finally sta8ilized again.

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welcome back!

::::)

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I'm 8oooooooored.

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do you wanna play mario kart

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FIND SSOMETHING TO DO THEN >8/

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I'm not sure that would 8e very accessi8le. ::::(

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No, I think I'll just keep complaining 8ecause you said that.

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GOOD >83

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i can bring the switch over

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I...don't think that's a good idea, Dave.

??? man why

(( Trollbama keeps following my accounts and I'm not going to say how many times it's happened.

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I JUST LIKE TO INTERACT WITH FANTROLLS/FANKIDS WAAAAAH.

@barackObama[BO]

(( THAT'S THE FUNNIEST PART, LITERALLY ALL OF MY ACCOUNTS YOU'VE FOLLOWED ARE CANON CHARACTERS.

WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. GAME RECOGNIZES GAME I DONT FUCKING KONW DUDE

@barackObama[BO]

(( My Dirkling aura persists as a Serket...

I'll find him in every lifetime...

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Uuuuuuuugh. I have to deal with some8ody I hate in the entirely unfun "please just leave me alone" way. ::::(

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Shut up shut up shut up shut up oh my fuck their voice is so ANNOYING.

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ba4a6916e0b2.png

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Not sure if you intend this for me, them, or 8oth, 8ut excellent idea, Sollux.

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i let pe0ple make their own decisi0ns

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Good whatever-the-fuck-time-it-is in your ass-fucked corner of the multiverse, chittr.

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sup serket welcome back

And I am immediately accosted 8y a Strider.

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aw come on

... I need to 8leach my thinkpan. #dashwatching

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yeah (・□・;)

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What a t3rribl3 night to hav3 3y32

I reconsider them often.

… …….. >::::/ I have a feeling I’m going to 8e feeling the consequences of my actions. My actions 8eing ignoring my 8ulge. #nsfw

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Womp womp

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Working a desk jo8 sucks. ::::( I haven’t 8een a8le to fight either.

Honestly I should 8e saying that to you.

<<"i-i mean, uh... c-could always take an e-emergency gaperblock break, right?">>

Well. I’m done for the day, 8ut the issue is that then the sun comes 8ack up and I haven’t even slept yet. ::::/ This happens whether I’m on day or night shift.

☆~𖦹 I feel there is an obvious solution to your problem 𖦹~☆

Whaaaaaaaat? I had no idea. I was just gonna tough it out. This is ground8r8king science.

<<"oh, um, i see... s-sorry to hear that...">>

I wonder if I could even muster up enough of my horny to freakpost.

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I Believe In You.

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<<"i-i believe in you!">>

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Okay, I admit it. I laughed. Just a little 8it.

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If the chef catches me doing this again I think she might just try to eat me. ::::/ 8ut I'm 8oth hungry and her 8oss.

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I do it semi-often. I can't help it.

Dont li2t3n to th3 hat3r abov3 m3. Br3ak into th3 m3at 2ta2h. G3t th3 m3at.

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<<"y-you're hungry, so you went to eat... n-nothing wrong with that!">>

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Eh, it's a...little more complex than that, 8ut at the same time, not really.

I'm 8r8king into the meat stash.

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I will not 8r8k into the meat stash. I will not 8r8k into the meat stash. I won't.

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Br3ak into th3 m3at 2ta2h

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You are the devil on my shoulder, and I appreciate that.

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I'm hungry 8ut I don't know what to eat. ::::(

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<<"burger...">>

Fuuuuuuuuck. That sounds so good........

<<"y-yeah... i-i'm getting hungry thinking about it now, a-actually...">>

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This seems a lot more tame than I was expecting.

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<<"g-give it a couple hours... i-it tends to get more intense once we're below l-like 90ish...">>

I see. ::::)

Come to think of it, Karkat hasn't messaged me yet... He's supposed to come out here during the warm season.

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You? Having time? Unheard of. How could you, Dave Strider, ever have time? Mind-8oggling.

man i almost missed the serket searing sarcastic scathing humor seriously though offers open

That wasn't even my 8est work. You must 8e in a serious drought.

yeah i have no idea where our serket has gone she hasnt contacted any of us in a few perigees come to think of it neither has tz and shes the one who keeps tabs and comms more than serket

Well that definitely isn't foreshadowing.

i mean the last time tz hit us up was about a perigee and a half ago so its not that bad just sort of abnormal i assume theyre just too busy huffing each others fumes

An ominous sense of fore8oding.

hey hey you put that foreboding back where you found it theyre fine theyre just exploring the universe on vriskas bigass ship

Well it’s not like I actually know them, anyways.

nah of course not

I didn't expect that chit to go anywhere, honestly.

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