♦ pitied by @turntechGoghead
HIS FUCKING WHAT ERA.
The Uesugi Karkat Historical Preservation Foundation is a non-profit organization dedicated to researching and preserving all records, artifacts, cultural relics, woodblock prints, romantic poetry, and erotic wall scrolls belonging or related to the Pre-East Alternian Restoration era figure Uesugi Karkat. Founded in late 20XX many sweeps after the Restoration, it was determined that this historical figure warranted further inquiry when a lacquerware hair de-wrangler once belonging to the enigmatic figure during his courtesan era was scanned using material dating technology. The scan revealed a hollow interior to the de-wrangler which, when split open, contained instructions in both archaic East Alternian and the modern-day parlance on how to find and log into the Chittr account formerly belonging to the user @carbolicGalvanologist. This has led to a dramatic re-examination of his possible origins, one which has stirred controversy among Alternia's foremost scholars. This account endeavors to offer an authentic and evidence-based chronicle of the life of Uesugi Karkat from his mysterious appearance in the Troll Edo period to his death at the Battle of Fearoyama, rejecting the insufficiently substantiated and formally unrecognized theory of time travel as of this moment in the Foundation's deliberation process. Chitts will be posted from this account related to the numerous and varied arcs of this esoteric, hemoanonymous leader of the Pre-Restoration era. The Head Curator has decided that all information hereafter will be displayed in a quirkless format for legibility. DMs are for historical inquiry only. #uesugikarkat
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Hm. #VTMB https://i.gyazo.com/1b5f2cf16f6f15dfda82e2813fe4cdf1.png
is it over gimme a link
concept: touching themself to the thought of you you being so desired that even when you dont know it they are scrolling your account looking at selfies rereading dms even just looking at the notifications of you liking their chitts is enough thats how obsessed they are just to have a piece of you to admire while they play with themself theres no way you could know how often it happens but you cant help thinking about leaving out dirty clothes for them to steal whenever they come over just in case they want something real against their nose when they finish next time (tags: Reader/Anonymous, masturbation, obsession, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, #nsfw, #rankworks, musk, flushcoded, no quads mentioned, archive rating: M)
TW: #n9rmality #n9rmaln9rmalizati9n #s9cialmedia
WHY DID NO ONE SLEEP WELL LAST LIGHT WTF
dude thats just my regular sleep
#newjerseyrelatedsuffering 😭
I am drunk and flirting with people n myh messages it is nice. So I am not lying. #substance
Never have been never willbe.
(( also gang please try to keep it cool somewhat. literally the only mod online rn and its 4am and im tryin' not to pass out bc shit's hit the fan. i really should be sleeping ))
The face of utter disgust and despair I made when I saw this. Never interact with me again. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c94a93f0a74e.png
thanks Dave I didn’t like having gander8ul8s anyway
i cant even hate the chitt sadly dudes deranged tho
FUCK. THIS ONE'S PROBABLY TOO DIVISIVE TOO. JUST SHOW ME A PICTURE OF MY MATESPRIT
This conflicts with my Dave opinion, and this is tearing me to shreds. Sorry, Dave, my son, Dave, is the Dave whose opinion I value most.
This is all Jade's fault. She fucking wormed that shit into everybody's head. >:(
Pawtism.
update: this snail is still boring and theres no way in hell its doing an ollie i tried guys.
#HowIImagineWolfiesSittingRn https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbHF0cDdnZWJ0MWJnaTYzeTI2MnlrYW81d2JzbnZ5MjRwb28xdndtNCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/nXUCkgH6BmigU/giphy.gif
... I ams so sorry you had to find out this way. No, that is not what laundering money is.
(no i-its ok y-you can r-rechitt it, its j-just kinda l-like that s-sometimes)
(tried v-venting with a-art but i-i think i-i just m-made it f-funny by a-accident :c ) (https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5df79975700a.png)
I HAVEN’T SLEPT IN ABOUT FOUR DAYS, FIRST OF ALL, WHICH HAS CREATED THE LITERAL MOTHER GRUB OF ALL HEADACHES. IT’S LIKE A LUMBERJACK SPLITTING WOOD, BUT THE WOOD IS MY SPONGE, AND HE’S GOT STACKS AND STACKS OF ME AND NOTHING BUT FUCKING TIME. I’M NOT GOING TO AIR OUT MY GRIEVANCES IN THE PUBLIC FORUM, THOUGH, LEST I GET FILLETED AND SERVED ON A NUTRITION PLATEAU TO AN EAGERLY WAITING SHELLSCUTTLER.
I ACTUALLY HAD THE WORST FUCKING DAY IN ALL OF PARADOX SPACE. HOLY SHIT? HOLY SHIT. I SERIOUSLY WANT TO WEEP ACTUAL PUKE OUT OF MY GANDERBULBS.
I'm walking into oncoming traffic out of embarrassment, #goodbye. #cw-self-harm to be safe
http2://i.ibb.co/rRLXqgpw/3ggidan.png What an odd thing to 2ay
Assumptions were made, I believed myself to be so well informed. This was not information being used for leverage but perhaps more for a... bid for connection? As it so happens, my assumption was wrong, I was not well informed, so that bid for connection was for naught.
My reputation and ego shall never recover.
Ugh, apparently making a fool of myself seems inevitable at the worst of times.
Your "spidersenses" sound like a load of 8ull, 8ut alright, Strider. Keep your delusions.
This is the strangest type of "seeing ghosts" I've ever experienced. I prefer seeing actual ghosts.
I'd really appreciate it if my connection would remain sta8le long enough to upload a profile picture. ::::/
nooo
click here to see my valve #nsfw
i fucking typo </3
Gogspeed.
GOOD LUCK, L1L BRO.
yyeu sy eyseysy ye sy eys eye syesye yeyes yes yes yes ye sy es yes
Booze, I missed you. #substance
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did you know a massive free archive of furry inflation pornography is available online google "2008 global financial crisis" for more info
I SEE YOU!!! HEE HEE!!!
not a 8ad idea...I need to find somepuppy who understands how machines work...
at least you woke up at hive. I was on the 8each still man
:33< minus one billion likeability points
Why are there people from TF2 beefing in my mentions right now. I'm the fucking President. I have a trebuchet. I have LALONDES.
I'm so fucking scared right now. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/fear.png
It's for your own good. I would continue to live in bliss for as long as possible.
Man. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bf6446d8fd9a.png
Rankmaid hit the fucking pentagon.
I did, the tiny bear could not withstand my barrage of attacks and forfeited his honey post haste.
I apologize, I was not expecting that sudden outburst. I believe I am soon going to be experiencing emotions traditionally only felt by Rankmaid, and believe your presence would not alleviate the situation.
WAIT STOP DOING THE OTHER BUTTONS NOW THERE ARE JARS IN HERE TOO
naknak i found a way to link this post directly to my heros computer 1 like = 1 boondollar wired to my pockets 1 hate = 1 boondollar wired to him instead i dont know what the other buttons do
:33< dont i know it dave... :33< dont i know it
i shuld have BEEN there, oh my god, fuck, oh my god
he fuckin DIED?!
Don't Listen To The Quitters, Even Three Hours Would Be Enough For Someone With The Right Grindset.
:33< no furreak posting tonight guys </3 i might be sick :(( https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6f/e7/18/6fe718c6b0e8cb0ff889be3e35b06eb4.jpg
yse
Can I borrow $5 to bribe you with.
:33< *the mighty huntress does a sick kickflip and fails meowspurrably at it falling ofur nyat moving fur sefural hours*
no just one i'm sure they got it.
[BEGIN CHIT] the w0rzt part ab0ut being c0nnected t0 the zhipz netw0rk iz that i am f0rced t0 zee everything the crew zearchez. there iz an unhinged am0unt 0f p0rn0graphy. #nzfw [END CHIT]
...Fuck. No deal. Okay nevermind.
I don't have meds. B,)
God dude, my adhd is fucking horrid today.
People stop liking me after about three days to three weeks.
Ye cannae blame a troll for likin' t'dance.
me nd u i wear dis (https://i.pinimg.com/736x/22/f5/e1/22f5e1a3f074aa3631ffc02e2bb3dcba.jpg) nd we mkeout slopy style nd hv kinky sex #nsfw
>>| redoing servers .and mainframes. haven't .used bees, because they're pesky, so .all the job .on me. .and .also planning server's .usage.
i just woke up an hour ago.
tired.
they…… no I cant say theyll make my other shoulder hurt and the first one is already fucking me up
yeah and theyre getting really gay with it for some reason
「 Ugh. The night shift is already starting to take over. I’ve been awake far too long. ⥮
my shoulder hurts like fuck rn and im choosing to believe its my haters fault and not the fact i sleep weird
B33 < Who else be wakin up in the middle of the night just to run around
:D3-3-<> y0u c4nT Ju2t 42k 20m3-0n3 Ww)(Y T)(3Yr3- wW)(11t3-????????
You don't underrstand human, I wasn't yourr averrage loserr; I was a loserr who could also go outside and socialize, I was a cool loserr, The most evil kind, I could have powerr, Interrnet points,
:33< the meowbeast says meow :33< the hoofbeast says neigh :33< the squealbeast says mew have the right to remain silent
Sometimes i feel the loserr parrticles calling to me, The decay in my hearrt beckoning me to be malicious,
「 Every day I have the misfortune of watching others flirt on the feed. ⥮
Heated Rivalry.
I don't think you can save me, Dave.
would love a poll feature on here. i have some pressing questions for the masses
firstly since when are you hispanic
This mom needs a vacation! One could say I girlbossed a little too close to the sun! Lol! #MomLife #MomHumor
Is it working?
How the fuck does socializing work?
I need to stop playing stupid games (drinking milk) so I stop winning stupid prizes (remembering I'm lactose intolerant.)
Hey! I'm hot too! That's like, LITERALLY my ancestor! >::::(
tic tac toe is kind of hard 0_0"
how come i aint chittr FAMOUS yet huh
Why! i am dumbfounded! i am simply greedy in my delights! a beggar for indulgence!
Why! despicable me is a champion of contemporary animation! the minions are a hoot!
My roommates are fucking loud enough that I can hear it through my earbuds again. #nsfw
whats a good magic the gathering card to give a seadweller?
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What is a Femboy
I thought better of you, Mr. Strider. While I cannot say I am surprised, I can express my disappointment.
nothing is wrong and i'm generally on the happy end / i have no idea why my body is doing this
i just randomly started crying for no reason / help
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/depressed-man-sitting-shower-depression-getting-him-down-depressed-man-sitting-shower-242653830.jpg
so like real tlak do i need kids 2 b a milf cuz i think it's a state of mind but idk if there's any xperts on tha subject
And lik£, hit post! LOL good luck with that! :P
damn sorry for bein too fucking rich and famous and successful to read wheres your sympathy
what the fuck tag your goddamn spoilers dude
V^ I d0n't kn0w what a p0kem0n is but it is c00l t0 wake up t0 new things, I will say. ^V
qUEStion StiLL StanDS thEn! iLL aDmit to thE fUckUp of thE hatching thing thoUgh
i hEaRD a hUman taLking aboUt hoW thEy WERE a SaggitaRiUS bEfoRE thoUgh. ShELLS noW yoU got mE mixED Up
I mEan yoU StiLL gEt aSSignED a Sign Don't ya?
^^Well of course You don't, WhY Would You^^ ^^it's mY felloWs i'm thinking about^^
QUEStion foR EvERyboDy httpS://fiLES.catbox.moE/U9qjfS.png WhatS yoUR Sign? Do ya fEEL it fitS yoU? HUmanS too gEt in on thiS, i knoW yoU aLL gEt aSSignED onE too WhEn yoU'RE hatchED!
^^is mY text being different than mY blood color going to cause anY problems? 🤔^^
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა c'mon don't let me fumble this bad bitch
ok so would it b3 bad if u tripp3d a bitch down th3 stairs and kill3d h3r cuz u want3d to ha<3 a try at th3ir sprit but found out aft3r that u didnt catch f33lings and just found th3m hot so u trip th3m down th3 stairs too? asking for a fri3nd
chittin it and by it... haha... lets just say.... my
I already did, it just tastes like IRN-BRU. Kind of lame.
Girlfriend keeps trying to make me drink the soda that makes you a girl. Any tips?
do the profile pictures randomly just stop fucking working for yall too or what
Do I R--E--ELY )(ave to quote )(im?
Now I remember w)(y I block --Eridan for sweeps at a tide. 38/ #discrusting #glubposting.
>not for you >nothing wrong with that >no shame in being a weak ass normie
Indeed. It must face this adversity head on and come out on top. Ego sum ira Domini.
You will never surpass the #KulTT.
Because we all have bipolar, several personality disorders, or both. There is no option for "none" in the equation. At that point it's not Dirk Strider, but some other asshole with a generic white guy name and a girlfriend while he works towards an art degree that won't get him anywhere.
As a child, I would burn my Barbie's hair. The smell comforted me.
Thank you. I will be getting worse effective immediately, seeing as I am the hottest shit this side of paradox space for at least the next two hours until I decide I hate myself again.
Feeling egotistical today.
If I follow someone, will it notify me when they post?
can nesben be elected mayor of chittr please
Yes please. I’ll text you a list of ingredients I need for my spells.
aw man
7eah snag me a hotdog
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ CHICKEN BAKE ]
everynesben can do violence now
:33 < Hmm but karkitty uses the app too! And he just turned 6 :3
wait hoow doo yoou get verrified oon herre
>>| verification shenanigans. Other Adam got verified
nesben will never be verified because nesben has no fingerprints no government identification and no job prospects
That's just something I told you so you can tell the IRS.
THANK YOU KINDLY FRIEND YOURE DISTRACTION WILL BUY ME VALUABLE COCONUT TIME!
((Absolutely man. Just sucks. I hope theyre doing ok, just in general, and learned not to lie abt their age (theyre def over 18 now, this was like 2020 or 2022 or something, idr) but yeah those two were straight bullies. Had to ban them from my server cause rping w them was literally bullying and isolation abuse tactics IC. :/ #abuse))
((Oh def dont get me wrong abt that, but the guy was getting doxxed by like 20 somethings who had issues with everyone for the stupidest things fr. They lit would get all defensive if someone spoke up abt an issue about something, it was so dumb. ))
((I dont know but i know one was because someone lied that they were 18 when they were 17. They were gonna be 18 in kike 2 months :/ chased the poor kid off twit and discord for good im p sure))
naknaknaknaknak
thank you davvid / i appreciate it
sizing up / and needing to buy new clothes
i took one bite of my burger and instantly got self conscious / what's wrong with me
if y'all ain't liking my chitts you better be hating them.
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they didnt have any hot.
id say tell em to fuck off but i know me. it aint gonna work.
GUYS TERRIBLE NEWS I JUST FOUND OUT ZOMBIES ARE REAL TOO!!! SPREAD THE NEWS!!!
FUVK I SKAMNED BY FUNTERS IN A XAR DOPR AHAJN
Dave, please give me back my tamagotchi. I know you are overfeeding it.
V^ Abs0lutely n0t, I am n0t h0pping 0n that trend. ^V
V^ Barely awake. ^V
Half burnt.
I HAD A LOYALTY CARD READY TO BE REDEEMED AND EVERYTHING. ts PMO.
kult skore 69, no1 damage my peak feat
Why would I ever expect anything less from you? Or more, for that matter.