♦ pitied by @turntechGoghead
:33< dont i know it dave... :33< dont i know it
i shuld have BEEN there, oh my god, fuck, oh my god
Don't Listen To The Quitters, Even Three Hours Would Be Enough For Someone With The Right Grindset.
:33< no furreak posting tonight guys </3 i might be sick :(( https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6f/e7/18/6fe718c6b0e8cb0ff889be3e35b06eb4.jpg
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:33< *the mighty huntress does a sick kickflip and fails meowspurrably at it falling ofur nyat moving fur sefural hours*
no just one i'm sure they got it.
[BEGIN CHIT] the w0rzt part ab0ut being c0nnected t0 the zhipz netw0rk iz that i am f0rced t0 zee everything the crew zearchez. there iz an unhinged am0unt 0f p0rn0graphy. #nzfw [END CHIT]
I don't have meds. B,)
God dude, my adhd is fucking horrid today.
People stop liking me after about three days to three weeks.
Ye cannae blame a troll for likin' t'dance.
me nd u i wear dis (https://i.pinimg.com/736x/22/f5/e1/22f5e1a3f074aa3631ffc02e2bb3dcba.jpg) nd we mkeout slopy style nd hv kinky sex #nsfw
>>| redoing servers .and mainframes. haven't .used bees, because they're pesky, so .all the job .on me. .and .also planning server's .usage.
i just woke up an hour ago.
tired.
they…… no I cant say theyll make my other shoulder hurt and the first one is already fucking me up
yeah and theyre getting really gay with it for some reason
「 Ugh. The night shift is already starting to take over. I’ve been awake far too long. ⥮
my shoulder hurts like fuck rn and im choosing to believe its my haters fault and not the fact i sleep weird
B33 < Who else be wakin up in the middle of the night just to run around
:D3-3-<> y0u c4nT Ju2t 42k 20m3-0n3 Ww)(Y T)(3Yr3- wW)(11t3-????????
You don't underrstand human, I wasn't yourr averrage loserr; I was a loserr who could also go outside and socialize, I was a cool loserr, The most evil kind, I could have powerr, Interrnet points,
:33< the meowbeast says meow :33< the hoofbeast says neigh :33< the squealbeast says mew have the right to remain silent
Sometimes i feel the loserr parrticles calling to me, The decay in my hearrt beckoning me to be malicious,
「 Every day I have the misfortune of watching others flirt on the feed. ⥮
Heated Rivalry.
I don't think you can save me, Dave.
would love a poll feature on here. i have some pressing questions for the masses
firstly since when are you hispanic
This mom needs a vacation! One could say I girlbossed a little too close to the sun! Lol! #MomLife #MomHumor
Is it working?
How the fuck does socializing work?
I need to stop playing stupid games (drinking milk) so I stop winning stupid prizes (remembering I'm lactose intolerant.)
Hey! I'm hot too! That's like, LITERALLY my ancestor! >::::(
tic tac toe is kind of hard 0_0"
how come i aint chittr FAMOUS yet huh
an i thought normal human reproduction was repulsive #nsfw #disgustin #C-EAS-ER-EPRODUCTION
8ro strider you have 24 hours to send me 100 usd so i dont 8lock every single one of your accounts
Why! i am dumbfounded! i am simply greedy in my delights! a beggar for indulgence!
Why! despicable me is a champion of contemporary animation! the minions are a hoot!
My roommates are fucking loud enough that I can hear it through my earbuds again. #nsfw
whats a good magic the gathering card to give a seadweller?
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What is a Femboy
I thought better of you, Mr. Strider. While I cannot say I am surprised, I can express my disappointment.
nothing is wrong and i'm generally on the happy end / i have no idea why my body is doing this
i just randomly started crying for no reason / help
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/depressed-man-sitting-shower-depression-getting-him-down-depressed-man-sitting-shower-242653830.jpg
so like real tlak do i need kids 2 b a milf cuz i think it's a state of mind but idk if there's any xperts on tha subject
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And lik£, hit post! LOL good luck with that! :P
damn sorry for bein too fucking rich and famous and successful to read wheres your sympathy
what the fuck tag your goddamn spoilers dude
V^ I d0n't kn0w what a p0kem0n is but it is c00l t0 wake up t0 new things, I will say. ^V
qUEStion StiLL StanDS thEn! iLL aDmit to thE fUckUp of thE hatching thing thoUgh
i hEaRD a hUman taLking aboUt hoW thEy WERE a SaggitaRiUS bEfoRE thoUgh. ShELLS noW yoU got mE mixED Up
I mEan yoU StiLL gEt aSSignED a Sign Don't ya?
^^Well of course You don't, WhY Would You^^ ^^it's mY felloWs i'm thinking about^^
QUEStion foR EvERyboDy httpS://fiLES.catbox.moE/U9qjfS.png WhatS yoUR Sign? Do ya fEEL it fitS yoU? HUmanS too gEt in on thiS, i knoW yoU aLL gEt aSSignED onE too WhEn yoU'RE hatchED!
^^is mY text being different than mY blood color going to cause anY problems? 🤔^^
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა c'mon don't let me fumble this bad bitch
ok so would it b3 bad if u tripp3d a bitch down th3 stairs and kill3d h3r cuz u want3d to ha<3 a try at th3ir sprit but found out aft3r that u didnt catch f33lings and just found th3m hot so u trip th3m down th3 stairs too? asking for a fri3nd
chittin it and by it... haha... lets just say.... my
I already did, it just tastes like IRN-BRU. Kind of lame.
Girlfriend keeps trying to make me drink the soda that makes you a girl. Any tips?
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do the profile pictures randomly just stop fucking working for yall too or what
Do I R--E--ELY )(ave to quote )(im?
Now I remember w)(y I block --Eridan for sweeps at a tide. 38/ #discrusting #glubposting.
>not for you >nothing wrong with that >no shame in being a weak ass normie
Indeed. It must face this adversity head on and come out on top. Ego sum ira Domini.
You will never surpass the #KulTT.
Because we all have bipolar, several personality disorders, or both. There is no option for "none" in the equation. At that point it's not Dirk Strider, but some other asshole with a generic white guy name and a girlfriend while he works towards an art degree that won't get him anywhere.
As a child, I would burn my Barbie's hair. The smell comforted me.
Thank you. I will be getting worse effective immediately, seeing as I am the hottest shit this side of paradox space for at least the next two hours until I decide I hate myself again.
Feeling egotistical today.
If I follow someone, will it notify me when they post?
can nesben be elected mayor of chittr please
Yes please. I’ll text you a list of ingredients I need for my spells.
aw man
7eah snag me a hotdog
everynesben can do violence now
:33 < Hmm but karkitty uses the app too! And he just turned 6 :3
wait hoow doo yoou get verrified oon herre
>>| verification shenanigans. Other Adam got verified
davE i didnt d0 it i DIDNT DO ANYTHING DAVE I DIDNT
nesben will never be verified because nesben has no fingerprints no government identification and no job prospects
grØunded. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled4_20260324152755.png
That's just something I told you so you can tell the IRS.
THANK YOU KINDLY FRIEND YOURE DISTRACTION WILL BUY ME VALUABLE COCONUT TIME!
((Absolutely man. Just sucks. I hope theyre doing ok, just in general, and learned not to lie abt their age (theyre def over 18 now, this was like 2020 or 2022 or something, idr) but yeah those two were straight bullies. Had to ban them from my server cause rping w them was literally bullying and isolation abuse tactics IC. :/ #abuse))
((Oh def dont get me wrong abt that, but the guy was getting doxxed by like 20 somethings who had issues with everyone for the stupidest things fr. They lit would get all defensive if someone spoke up abt an issue about something, it was so dumb. ))
((I dont know but i know one was because someone lied that they were 18 when they were 17. They were gonna be 18 in kike 2 months :/ chased the poor kid off twit and discord for good im p sure))
naknaknaknaknak
thank you davvid / i appreciate it
sizing up / and needing to buy new clothes
i took one bite of my burger and instantly got self conscious / what's wrong with me
if y'all ain't liking my chitts you better be hating them.
fuck yØu fuck tØu fuck yØu https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260324101706.png
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they didnt have any hot.
id say tell em to fuck off but i know me. it aint gonna work.
GUYS TERRIBLE NEWS I JUST FOUND OUT ZOMBIES ARE REAL TOO!!! SPREAD THE NEWS!!!
FUVK I SKAMNED BY FUNTERS IN A XAR DOPR AHAJN
Dave, please give me back my tamagotchi. I know you are overfeeding it.
V^ Abs0lutely n0t, I am n0t h0pping 0n that trend. ^V
V^ Barely awake. ^V
Half burnt.
I HAD A LOYALTY CARD READY TO BE REDEEMED AND EVERYTHING. ts PMO.
kult skore 69, no1 damage my peak feat
Why would I ever expect anything less from you? Or more, for that matter.