Dave Strider
@turntechGoghead
multi media mogul menace ((all art here is by me! commissions are open, DM if interested <3))
not gonna lie this one is pretty sick congrats to @taciturnCharlatan enjoy this and all its clowny glory https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c418e821d8ab.png ((never drawn kurloz before so this was a fun interpretation :catjam: ))
(( YOOOO THATS FIRE ))
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS WIPE'S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WILL BE: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL (2003). LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT PIRATES OF THE FUCKING CARIBBEAN. IT IS MORE THAN THE RICH VEIN OF MEMEABLE CONTENT SO MANY HAVE MADE IT OUT TO BE. MORE THAN HUMAN DISNEYSLOP. MORE THAN THE AGREEABLE, PALATABLE, FUN FOR THE WHOLE HIVEHOLD SHIT IT MIGHT SOUND LIKE COMPARED TO SOME OF OUR OTHER PICKS. AND AS IF IT NEEDED ANY MORE ENDORSEMENT, IT'S FAR MORE THAN A FLICK FULL OF HOT PEOPLE IN FLOWY OUTFITS DUELING IT OUT IN SWORD FIGHTS CHOREOGRAPHED BY THE SAME POET OF THE BLADE WHO DID THE FIGHT SCENES IN THE PRINCESS BRIDE — THE LEGENDARY HUMAN BOB ANDERSON. IT IS MORE THAN ALL OF THESE THINGS. PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN IS ONE OF THE MOST EPIC ROMANCES EVER PUT TO THE SCREEN. IT'S ABOUT FREEDOM. FREEDOM TO MAKE YOUR OWN CHOICES. TO CHART YOUR OWN COURSE. TO HEAR SOMEONE TELL YOU TO "KNOW YOUR PLACE" AND GIVE THEM THE FAT, FLAMING MIDDLE PRONGSTUB AND A WELL-DESERVED "UP YOURS, ASSHOLE." ABOUT THE FREEDOM TO BE WHO YOU REALLY ARE, AND TO LOVE WHO YOU LOVE, NO MATTER WHAT THE RULES SAY. HANG THE CODE, AND HANG THE RULES. THEY'RE MORE LIKE GUIDELINES, ANYWAY. THE ONLY RULES THAT REALLY MATTER ARE THESE — WHAT A TROLL CAN DO, AND WHAT A TROLL CAN'T DO. AND WHAT YOU CAN DO IS RSVP RIGHT FUCKING NOW. THIS FILM IS RATED PG-13 (PUNGENT GRUBSAUCE WITH ENOUGH SPICE TO IT TO CULL A 13 SWEEP-OLD). SHOWTIMES ARE AT 7 PM PST (PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME) EVERY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY AT [ https://hyperbeam.com/v/abcc ]. REMEMBER THAT FRIDAYS ARE OPTIONAL SUBSTANCE NIGHTS. GMT (GHASTLY MIST TIME) SHOWTIMES ARE HOSTED BY CO-LEADER AND CINEMA BALL-KNOWER @creaticGoeticist, SO FOLLOW HIM FOR THE GMT SHOWTIME. RSVP BELOW WITH WHAT DAY YOU WANT TO RESERVE A SEAT FOR. GRAB THEM NOW, WHILE YOU CAN. THESE THINGS FILL UP FAST. REMEMBER: ABCC HAS A SUGGESTION BOX. IF YOU HAVE A MOVIE THAT *YOU* WANT TO WATCH THAT DOESN'T SUCK MAJOR SHAME GLOBES AND CAN BE EVEN *TECHNICALLY* CONSTRUED AS A ROMANCE IN LITERALLY ANY WAY, IN ANY CONCEIVABLE QUADRANT, THEN SUBMIT IT HERE [ https://forms.gle/7anjoq22cFsipBMS8 ]. SEE YOU THERE, ASSHOLES. #GETIN.
rising out of my grave for this masterpiece
MAYBE MR. RECENTLY-EXHUMED HIMSELF WANTS TO SPECIFY WHICH FUCKING DAY HE WANTS TO RSVP FOR. THAT'D BE HELPFUL.
fuck you dude yeah put me down for thursday
LOOK AT ME, DAVE. NOW SCROLL BACK UP AND READ THE CHITT. SPECIFICALLY, ABOUT WHICH DAYS I SHOW MOVIES ON. NOW SCROLL BACK DOWN AND LOOK AT THE MIDDLE PRONGSTUB I AM HOLDING DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE, BETWEEN YOUR AVIATOR-CLAD GANDERBULBS. YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER. WEDNESDAY OR FRIDAY, SHITWHORE.
did it occur to you that it was on purpose and i absolutely ragebaited you way to get your chain yanked seriously though ill spawn in for friday
FOR 7/8 — 7/10'S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY, WE WILL BE WATCHING: HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE (2004), FROM STUDIO GHIBLI. YES, I'M USING ITS RIDICULOUSLY TRUNCATED HUMAN NAME, SINCE MOST OF THE TIME ALL I CAN EVER FIND ARE THE HUMAN VERSIONS OF THESE MOVIES, ANYWAY. AS PER A CONVERSATION I HAD WITH A CERTAIN SWORD-SWINGING SAVANT I RESPECT, SOME MOVIES ARE SMART. SOME MOVIES ARE FUN. NOT ALL MOVIES ARE BOTH, BUT THIS ONE IS. FEW CAN DISPUTE THE CULTURAL FUCKING POWERHOUSE THAT IS HUMAN HAYAO MIYAZAKI, AND OF THE INNUMERABLE TITLES LAUNCHED FROM THE MIGHTY MOVIE CANNON POSITIONED AT THE HIGHEST MORTAR TOWER OVER AT STUDIO GHIBLI, FEW STAND OUT IN THE REALM OF ANIMATED ROMANCES AS MUCH AS HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE. RSVPS *WILL* BE FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE. I *WILL* BE BUMPING THIS POST AS MANY TIMES AS I NEED TO IN ORDER TO MAKE SURE YOU FUCKWITS SEE IT. REPLY WITH WHAT DAY YOU WANT TO SHOW UP TO. AND HEY, IF THAT DAY FILLS UP? YOU MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE TO JOIN ON FRIDAY. I DON'T EXPECT THESE TO GET *TOO* BIG, BUT OTHERWISE I MIGHT START HANDING THESE OFF TO OTHER MEMBERS I CAN TRUST. DON'T MAKE ME REGRET IT. NOW CHITT, DIPSHITS. GET YOUR TICKETS WHILE THEY'RE HOT. NOT LIKE THERE'S AN AWFUL FUCKING LOT OF THEM.
... ill try to be there
@turntechGoghead do you know how to go to 8ackrooms yes/ no
what the fuck why would i know that what even is the backrooms sounds like some shit the lalondes would giggle about and torment me with cryptic references
The people are calling for a Drone Strike. I fucking love Drone Strikes, so I will allow the people to decide, because legally I both definitely cannot and should not. #GiveJuniorTheirSparkleBack https://forms.gle/kBZm5KhF4KAZ8Kqq5
dude i love drone strikes do it
pointing out the obvious and feeling jovial about it bro just two rad red dudes digitally dapping each other up
anyone like the movie ginger snaps?
literally one of my favorite horror movies
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sup sis
GUYS MY FUCKING HEEL SNAPPED ON MY WAY TO THE VENUE 💔 so happy to be here hhhh.
gurl do you need help i can airdrop a new pair
omg no i couldn’t possibly trouble u bestie. also i like pump heels that r exactly 4-5 inches tall, leopard or black so it doesnt clash with my stage outfit. but omgggg noooo don’t do that…
oh nooo so you dont want these black with leopard inner print heels that have a subtle golden trim on them heels that are being directly shipped to you this instant because thats totally not happening im just sooo busy like all the time i couldnt possibly [turntechGoghead has sent amorousChanteuse a gift!]
[amorousChanteuse has received a (1) gift from turntechGoghead!] holy shit these are actually the prettiest heels i’ve ever seen. i mean omg……. you didn’t have toooooo….. i’m so humble and calm and i’m not super excited to bust a move on stage w/ these on…. (THANK YOU SO MUCH U LIFESAVER)
haha go fucking tear up the dancefloor cami have fun alright (youre welcome anytime)
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̴̢̡̨̡̬͇̺̲͇̜͓̱̯͕͉̞͕͚̳͖͚̹̻̤͎̠̮̤̯̼̗̥̠͔͚̟̝̗̘̃̀͑̈͘I̸̡̡̧̢̢̙͎͉̘̪̫̮͎̩̲͇̮̤̗͈͓͚̘̫̫͎̖̻̟̣̖͉͙̤̫̗̞̼͗̋̓̽͛̾͌̆̈̈́̈́͑̀̊̊́̈́̀͐̀̉̾̒̀̚̕͜͜͠ ̷̧̨̨̨̤̖͈̙̥̠̹̭̠͙͎̳̯̟̩̺̖̦̥̞̽̎̀͑̆̀͑̉̑̂̆̓̏̔̓̍̌̓́̾̂̐͌̃̐̂̉̿̌̐̿͆͂̽͘̚ͅd̴̢̡̧̨͕͔̹͎͈̻̬͉͚̝̪̫̱̱̘̩͍̲̻̯̹̤̮̯̏̎͘͜ͅơ̴̢̧̛̤̤͍̖̳͈̤̣̜̦͙̝̳̣͈̙̗̥͓̞͎̙͈̖̯̭͛̐̎̀̊́̆͊̐̽͊̈́̀̿̈́̓̿̓̎̔̀̓̎̿͋͛̀͛͛̈̀̌̾̿̓̃͜͝͝͝n̵̟͛̾̽͆͋'̴̨̭̟͍̠̭̯̩̭͚͇̯͈̩̫̞͓̘̒̋̄̉͝ͅṭ̸̛̤̓̑͂̾͛̈́̇͋̏͊̉̈́̐̈́͂̊́͋́͋̿̐̾̽̇͊̿͛̾͒͗͌̕̚͜͠͝͝͠ ̷̡̨̧̪̦̝̬̯͉̱̘̹̼̩̣̺̥̳̗̀̽̈́̋̉̀͂̍̀̍̇̓̎̓̿͛̓̊͌̑͐̂̐́̔̐̾̂̀̊͛̀͐̓̅͑͘̚͝͝ċ̸̨̨̺̰̜͎͓͙̲̰̞͇͈̠̪̼̝̤̮͈͍̄̋̎̀͌̅͑̽̃͗͑̆͒͑͑̅̂̓̇̔͛͑̋̍̄͐͊̒͝a̷̡̢̩͉̲̞̗̰̰͙̯̹͇̬͇͇̻̗̖̺̙̯̍̌̅̀̑́̑̇̀͑̈́̂̃͒͑̿̓̿̚̕͜͝ͅr̶̛͉̰̜̔̆́̂̑͊̐̇͑͋͋̎̉̈̂̽̑͑̄̇̅̀͒̾͒̒̄̕͘͝é̴̢̖̼̜͎͖̙̠̼̩̖͖͕͙̱͍͓͙͊̓͂́̎̀̈́́̊͐̕͜͠͠͝ ̶̢̧̡̧̛̣͙͈̣̦̦͕̘̟̹͙̤͔͕̺̥̯͖̻̀̃́̑̾̌̓́̓̂̿͊̔̈́̀͆̈̍̈́̑̄̑̉̈́̽̆͗̂̈́̚͜͜͜͠͝͝w̵͈͔̐̓͗̏̋̎̊̾̽̓̄̈́̈͑̃̈́̿̑̆͛̅͂͑̂͗͘͘͝͝͝͝ͅḫ̵̨͍̞̤̣̼͎̮͒́͝à̵̡̡̘̘͔͍͚̪̤͎̹̪͔̬̙͖̦̼͔̳͎͖̗̩͎̯̳̙̼͉͚̝̂̈̈́̈́͆̏͑̇͜͜t̷̨̡̠̼̪̬͔̤̪̫̙̙̲͉̼̳͈̤͕̹̞̞͖̫́͗̋͛͜ ̵̨̛͎̹͉̣̝͎̰͍̜̟̺̐̃̐̓͌̎̽̏̋̈́̽̾͒̍͛̈́͐ͅI̴̖̪̝͉͓̯̝̅̄͆̈̓ͅͅ ̸̡̧̡̛̛͈͔̙̪̩̭̻͓̠̠̮̜̙̥̮͍̩̻͖̫̹̝̬͚͓̳̰̟̭̟͇͈͉̓̽͂̅́̐̄͗̅͊̀̈́̊͒͐͐̐̾́͛̽͌͋̚̚͜͠͠ͅş̷̨̨͇͚͈̦̗̭̻͙̞͙͔̗̩̜͖̖͙̹͙͙̏͋͊͊̈̃̈́̈́̌͒̂̊̒̾͛̓͑̚͝ͅa̵̡̛̛͓͈͙̝͔̗̠̫̱͈̬͓͔̪͙͈͌̀͋̇̑́̔̍̓̽̒̿͛̆͛̊̂͊͂̽͊͗͒̒̉͋̅̇̑̾̾̐̈́͊̾̊̌̄͠i̷̢̹̯̬̠̳̱͔̼̙̪̤͔̤͓̤̜͕̤̖͖͙̩̩̼͈̖̻͔̼͉͉̹̟̯͗̊̇̔͊̎͐̅̓͆́̆̎͐͛̾̌̈́̉̑̋̿͘͘͜͠ͅd̶̢̦̜̱̥̼͕̩͈̺̤͕͉̤̼͓̉̈̀̍̐̇̀̋̔̂̈́̓͋̍̾̒̀̅̃̂͠ ̷̢̢̨̡̪̳̼̙͚̳̻̳̗̝͚͎͇͚͍͎̖̜͈͚̻̮̮̫̘͔͐̃̓̉͂̾̑͆́͒̃̆̆̾̿͗̓̃̑̃́̈́͆̂͘̕ͅḅ̶̡̯̪͇̯̳̺͈͚͇̱͇͔̲͔̩̖̏̀ë̸̛̺͚̭͈̫̭͚̰̗̲͚́͛̐̅̽͌̈́̅͊́̾́͑͑͑̓͗̾̽̎̈́̓̈́͊̿́̿̋͜͠͠f̷̧̢̢͓̬̙͕̞͈̝̫͎̩̺̩̱̰͈̫͋̾̽̊͑̊̄̄̅̎̈́̉̈̽̄͛́́̈́̽͊̈̇́͌̿̂͑͝͠͝ǫ̸̨̡͉͙͈̻̲͉̺̰̭̳͚̪̞̰̬̮͔͇̟͚̳̪̖̹͕̗̰͇̳̯̹͕͙̼̰͓̈́̿̂̐̀̏͛͆̑͋͂̚͜͜͜͠ŗ̵̮̖̣̖̲̪̙̟̝̠̝̇̑̌̋͌͌̔̽̊̂̈́̆̾̔̋̑̀̅͐̃͛̎͆̔̈̍̃̿̀́̆͒̿͋̏̚͜͝͝͝͝é̴̗̰̀͆̈́̊̓́͌̉͠ͅ.̶̧̱̦͍̻̬̰̞̫̥͍̬̗͔̹̗̫͈̣̤̠͊̆̇̓̐̀̋̃͜ ̶̛͔͎̱̲͉͕̔̎̍́͆͊͆ ̴̨̨̨̹͓̗̻̙̯͖̳̯̤͇̪͇̗͚̲͔̜̰͓̜̬̪͖̮̰̜̪̺̜͓̪̥̈̆̍̇̑͆͗̋̀̋͊̉͛͊̿̀̔́̓́̇͋̆͐͌̋̔̉̽̋͂͐͐̃̕͜͠͝͝Ȋ̷̩̃̉̌͘͜ ̵̡̢̛̣̻̞̘̩̤̬̙͓̖̹̜̟̼̞͖̮͚̺͉̬͎̻̬̹͍̔̓̀́̓̿̆͆́̎̄̎͂͑͊̈̌̄̏͐͐̉̾̀̔̓̆̍̌̚̕͠ͅd̴̨̧̛̲͎̟̳͇͍̺̟̹͇͓͈̳̮̩͚̭̬̦̭̪̹̺̫̬͖͈̱̗̔̐̋̈́́̆͆́̀̑̊̒̆̔̾͂͗̐͒̆̋̊͊̈́̈́͑́̉̌̅̾͜͝͝ͅȏ̸̧̢̙̰͙̻̫̣̲̱̖̙͈̯̻̥͔͖͎̞̣̹̙͎̩͕͎̹̝̼̫̫̤̱̗͎̏̈̍̑̈́́́́́̿́̿̋͆̕̚͠n̸̢̢̢̬̲̗̻̦̣̜͎͈͓͛̓̑̂̏̈́͌̽̓̀̓͊̋͌́͂̏̌͆̈́̽͋͑̔̇͛̎̌̈̚̕̕͜͠͝͝ͅ'̴̧̧̢͓̜̻̣͍̤̙̗̻̤͙̱̠͎̦̺̳̟̰͕͔̹̠͈̰̙̮͇̣̪̗̱̼̲͚̈́͑̎̀̎̔̋͌̈́͂̈͂̆͒̈́͊́̃̈́̐̏̓̈́͂̅͛̄͑̂̍̈́̆̂̕͘̚͘͠͝͝ṯ̵̛̀̈́͊̏̒̃̊̀̅̆͆͊͋̓̎͆̀͑̒͑̀́̀͆̔͋̾͘͘͜͝͝ ̸̖̬͓̖̗̉̍͐́̌͒̉̅́̀̃̌̾̍̽̂͋̒̅̎̇͘͝w̵̡̨̼͍̟̦͔̤̫͚̞͓͔̱͇̄̇͋̍̃͋̏̎̌̏̀̃̑̇͗̾̈́̊̎̔̚ą̷̧̧̡̹̦̦͔̟̦̣͓̞̺̃͆̇̈͗̂̊̿̇̈́͛̀͋͝ͅņ̸̧͙̙͖̖̲̜̪͈̣̖̩̺̤̉͌ń̷̨̨̛̛̛̞̘̯̤͎̠̜̯̤̯̻̼̠̮͚̻̬͍̖͎̭̯͍̫͍̜̩͚̩̣̽́̈́͑̃̋̊͂͑̅̎̀́̆̿̉̃͂̊͌̿̽̓̅̆̈́̎͑̅̆͒̚a̵̧̨͎̲͖͇͖͖̲͚̼͚̭̞̩̲̺̟̖̬̗̜̫̗̞͔̯̫̣̳̹̬̅͗̽̒̄ ̷̡̦̜̘͙̟̙̲̞͈̗̜̪̭͖̼͉̰̓͆̀̚d̶̨̡̡͙̰͉̬̥̠͍͓͍̫̲̓́͋o̷̢̢̧̢̪̪͇̳̦̳͚̜̼͔̟̬̱̪̬͔̻̤̣͕̗͔̺̫̝̾͐̋̇͆̇̽̾͜͜͜ ̷̛̥̻͉̯͓̫̳̜̈̆͌̈́̓̑̽͂̐̇͌̿̈́̈́̓̆̄̐̈̒͊̓̈́͘̕͜͠͠͠ͅt̶̼̩̳̮͉͚̮̹̗̯̟̩͊̓̓͌̐̆̔̉̄̉͗͌̀͂͌͜͝h̸̡̛̫̥͚̬̪͈̘̠̖̫̲̹̘̣̗̳͍̞͇̭̯͗̍̍͑̌̚͜i̸̡̡̨̨̩̺̻̞̗̤̘̲̦͕̦̟͉̘̭̮̗̖̼̝̺͎̇̓́̀͗͌̄̓͐̀̀̔̐́͗̓̿̊̀̀̉̾͐͠͝͠ͅs̷͇͎̻̹͚̪͇͉̬̤̜̫̳̜̤̘͉̱̬̙͙̩̻̯̥̥̘̙̝̮͈̖͆̿̊̋͊̂̃̓̌̿̓̃̄̑̀̿̈́͗͛͐̎̈́͘͜͠ͅ ̸̨̧̲̼̼͚̹̙͙͖̤̭̝̝̳̠̙̦̘̙̺͍̬͚̳̤̱̻̼̼͇̥̣̼̺͍̺̩͍͕̾̅̎̍͋͛̆̿͐́̍͒̆̄̒̂̋̈́͌̋̕͜͝͝ͅä̷̧̨̢̛͙͙̝̙͓͙͚̳̖̖̹̤͇͈̗̞̥͇̟̱͎̪͕͇̘̩̩͈̬̩́̏͐́̏̓̏̌̑̉̿̊̍̓͌̏̅̉̽̄̕̕͜͝͠͝͝͝ṋ̴̡̢̧̤͎͖̱̲̗͉̱̺̰̟̱͊̾́y̸͇̭͚͈̤̜̞̭̻͖̥͉̫̺͕͍̬̺̺̗̲̤͆͋̄͒̋̂̊̓̃̓̃̋̌̔̿͗̏̇̇̾͂́̃̕͘͜͠͝ͅm̵̨̡̧̭̰̳̭̳̩̹͓͙̺͉̮̯͎̠͈͉͍͖̪̠̹̣̮͔̦͕̺̹͍̦̮̳͚̞̰̼̂̌̽̀̈̊́̏̈̓̌͒̀̀̉͐͒̅̑̔͑̄͌̄͌͘̕̕̕̕̚͜͜͝͠͝͝o̸̢̧̰̮͓̱̬͇͌̿̂̾ͅr̶̢̨̖̞̭̖̳͈͙̼͙̼͓͔̻̻̣͔̺̳̘͙͍͕̭̐̓̍̌̾̊̾̄͊̒̃͋̃̽́̐̾͊̏̈́͘͜͝ͅͅę̴̧̨̢̡̱̟͔̤͔̞̲̰̩̲̝̼̣̱̞̻͎̟̦̰̣͙̑̄̾̆̈́̈́̌͌̾͌ͅͅͅ.̸̡̥͓̟͙͓͕̟̯̹̟̗͖̙̯̬̥͙̻̖̲̹̭͌̒̂͂̉̈́̆̑̅̀̆̀̇̃̒́̋̍̌̇̄̃̈́̔̄̂̅̌̈́͘͘͘͝ͅ
yeah thats what i call my brothers water forge he lives in half the goddamn time
hal are you going to be okay...?
okay i could maybe see if dirk can do something because im genuinely fucking useless with tech that aint music related and i dont want to risk making it worse for you
B( aw no dude hes a giga nerd with a fivehead because of how massive his brain is i bet he can do something
i think hes pretty capable especially if he cares about the person hes helping and boy is he soggy about hals