Chittr Shady Facts & Tea
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ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS • ABOUT ANYTHING • MESSAGES OPEN 24/7 • I WILL KEEP THE SECRET OF YOUR IDENTITY • AS FIERCELY AS I KEEP • THE SECRET OF MINE SUBMISSIONS DO NOT REFLECT • MY VIEWS
WTF THEY DONE SNIPED MY JOB
+you snooze you lose. so you snost and you lost.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #48 • “if we’re talking quad smearing or wtv, the actual problem is feeling black for ur matesprit. way worse than the other way around lol. like, there’s no way i can bring that up that doesn’t lead to instant breakup.”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #47!!! • “ok just listen and DON’T judge. but i think i’ve been waxing pale for my KISMESIS. what do i do????????”
"= normal it happens it means you have way too much anger on both sides and getting rid of it with your kismesis has meant you both feel better, the pale purpose. ="
That vacillating is m.o°re c.o°mm.o°n than is th.o°ught. B.o°th entail wanting the .o°ther t.o° impr.o°ve and bec.o°me their best selves. the meth.o°d.o°l.o°gy and m.o°tivati.o°n is differing. Experimenting in this Avenue if the hate is fading is n.o°t unreas.o°nable
7ou flip as pale as 7ou wanna flip. who (ares about what 7ou should be, just do what feels right
MY FRIENDS! • MY FOLLOWERS! • MY LOVED ONES! • PLEASE FORGIVE MY LONG ABSENCE • LONG STORY SHORT A DRONE BLEW UP MY HIVE AND I’M LOW-KEY ON THE RUN BUT THAT DOESN’T MATTER • I FOUND A CYBERCAFE AND I’M HIDING IN A WALK-IN FREEZER WITH 1 BAR OF WI-FI CONNECTION • WHICH IS ENOUGH TO SAY THAT CONFESSIONS ARE ONCE AGAIN • OPEN!!!!!!!!!
THE EDITOR • IS IN • LET’S SEE YOUR HOT GOSS
Not my hungry ass misreading this as "let's see your hot dogs". This was either going to result in a lot of debauchery and/or costco pictures.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #46 • “if no one else is going to say it i will. you all need to remember that there are way more of us than there are highbloods. wink, wink. nudge, nudge.”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #45 • “my shady fact is that there are way too many eridans on this platform”
THE EDITOR • IS IN
CHITTR SHADY FACT #44 • “YO MAMA SUCKING ME THROUGH THE JORTS AT ERIDAN WEEK!!!!!” #nsfw
THE EDITOR WILL BE UNABLE TO ATTEND #eridanweek • BUT…I EXPECT TO HEAR ALL THE JUICY REPORTS…!!!
CHITTR SHADY FACT #43 • “some people only see moiraillegience as a stepping stone to matespritship and it SHOWS. concupiscent quads aren’t the only ones that matter just because you get vaporized if you don’t fill them.”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #42 • “roxy come back to me PLEASE”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #41 • “i think green markiplier’s case is very important and needs to get out there. this dave guy seems very attached can we get something to commemorate this green markiplier guy?”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #40 • “i think pitchbaiting is entertaining. i like to see other trolls get all riled up. it makes me laugh.”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #39 • “jane and eridan take turns wearing the feferi wig.“
wwho the fuck is evven submittin these shady facts my ass jus a buncha shitty rumors
CHITTR SHADY FACT #38 • “i don’t really actually like selling out it hurts my feelings when i see someone hating my posts just cause i’m a sellout i miss the daves and dirks they were always nice to me”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #37 • “@scratchDoctor may be responsible for @helloEverybody going missing”
CHITTR SHADY FACT #36 • “i…really wish i was a human instead of a troll... is it just me? it just feels like they have it so easy.”
THE EDITOR • IS IN • LET’S SEE THE HOT GOSS
NIGHTLY LAST CALL • EDITOR SIGNING OFF • SEE YOU SOON