Aria Jeager
@alacritousCadaver
Mage of Rage, divorced. love my two kids <3 (( mun deets! https://alacritouscadaver.straw.page/
We will see if it works, and my kids might hate me for posting this. But, being the best version of yourself is lonely sometimes... #substance https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/lonelynight.png
fucking ow. what the hell did they feed her. you all have to thank me. shes made an account. @taciturnBrutality https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/baddog.png
should I attempt to convince my alternate universe self to make a chittr? Shes such a cute puppy! https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/meetingofrage.png
I need more people immediately worshiping me. Send chitt. Typhus, you bastard browser, I said SEND CHITT
:33< like... like in an #nsfw way or in the god clawmpurrlex way
:33< i can worship mew in the nsfw way if mew want
Note to self: Increase security to Franklin Trollsevelt's stasis chamber.
My hot springs retreat in Georgia is well maintained and secure Barak, are you imloying the security is not at the heart of my decision making?
Always good to see younger, dumber versions of myself. Almost forgot how cute I was back then!! https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/ohhi.gif
Ran into a younger me a while back. He uh. He didn't quite get it yet.
I think that was like. actual me, had make make them forget meeting me, because I certainly don't remember meeting a buff cat girl self rocking a cool bod.
So past me will get it
texas roadhouse sweet tea wouldnt fix me per se but it would be delectably swagtastic right about now #yearning
you get it
you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower for this
Anyone looking to... argue? https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/iseeyou.gif
Not sure if there's something to discuss since I'm never wrong? Signing up to lose
no nawt rlly but good luck x)
id debate you any time ;) wvhat happens if i vwin?~
This Mage of Rage debated against 10 SBURB newgens, here's the result
going out tonight. don't expect me back to the base home or sober. #substances
#me when I see myself in the mirror!!! #nsfw https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/gripper.gif
lets be real, who wouldnt fuck me?? selfcest is a no brainer with a body this nice. #selfcest #nsfw
✦ I love all my cool friends!! #greatposting
Shaw came in and ruined the vibes. #relationship #hatehim https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/tableposing2.png
you guys are stinky but i still love you platonically #directposting
awe, ily 2!!
sometimes a girl must pose on a table in a very cute way! https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/tableposing.png
That dress suits you very well <3
And we are all the better fo+r it having happened.
000HHHHH CU73!!
The colors of Rage look VERY good on ya. Honestly kinda jealous. I always liked the color purple.
my bitchass ex husband couldnt fix me and he was a mind player good luck everyone else i'd like to see you try #failhusband
Well there's your problem right there, mind player. that and the game in general
From my limited knowledge of Mind Players, mine being a Bard of Mind, yeah no shit they're loco. Blood players on the other hand... as first hand experience being married to one, Blood players know what's up.
nothing can fix me but older men are welcome to try
*and make me worse
this is so real
i always keep it real
calling me kiddo is a wild move here
im starting the " followed by cueball guy " club whos joining
yep just got followed by him. who the fuck is this guy
My son spends one day on this platform and tries to embarrass me immediately. He is SO lucky that he's my precious baby boy. otherwise i would kill him #violence #gore #iwouldguthimlikeafish
Mad disrespectful of him tbh.
You could still kill him. In an alternate timeline, that is; the right classpect of time player could potentially delete the action if the memory becomes too troublesome. Just a suggestion, of course. :)
so many orange bird dudes. youre all invited to my house, momma could use a new feather boa #notathreat
those r my sons :( dont :(
am i still invited even if im not necessarily a #dude
These typing quirks are all so damn cute! Some of you though I feel the need to clean my glasses before readin whatever it is youre saying
2om3 of th323 guy2 you 2hould probably rin23 out your 3y32 aft3r r3ading it too
DIRECT EXAMINATION! out of curiosity, why don't humans have their own
Hm. Personally I feel unique enough from most people psychicaly, and see no need nor have any desire to be distinct within my typing style or the way I speak. Im sure some humans have their own typing quirks, ours just arent as clear as a trolls.
POINT OF ORDER! well it's not something we do to be unique lol that's like saying you don't have a hairstyle because you're already unique like that's not the point of self expression