Aria Jeager
@alacritousCadaver
Mage of Rage, divorced. love my two kids <3 (( mun deets! https://alacritouscadaver.straw.page/
We will see if it works, and my kids might hate me for posting this. But, being the best version of yourself is lonely sometimes... #substance https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/lonelynight.png
Note to self: Increase security to Franklin Trollsevelt's stasis chamber.
My hot springs retreat in Georgia is well maintained and secure Barak, are you imloying the security is not at the heart of my decision making?
Always good to see younger, dumber versions of myself. Almost forgot how cute I was back then!! https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/ohhi.gif
Ran into a younger me a while back. He uh. He didn't quite get it yet.
I think that was like. actual me, had make make them forget meeting me, because I certainly don't remember meeting a buff cat girl self rocking a cool bod.
texas roadhouse sweet tea wouldnt fix me per se but it would be delectably swagtastic right about now #yearning
you get it
Anyone looking to... argue? https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/iseeyou.gif
Not sure if there's something to discuss since I'm never wrong? Signing up to lose
id debate you any time ;) wvhat happens if i vwin?~
This Mage of Rage debated against 10 SBURB newgens, here's the result
going out tonight. don't expect me back to the base home or sober. #substances
#me when I see myself in the mirror!!! #nsfw https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/gripper.gif
lets be real, who wouldnt fuck me?? selfcest is a no brainer with a body this nice. #selfcest #nsfw
✦ I love all my cool friends!! #greatposting
Shaw came in and ruined the vibes. #relationship #hatehim https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/tableposing2.png
you guys are stinky but i still love you platonically #directposting
sometimes a girl must pose on a table in a very cute way! https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/tableposing.png
And we are all the better fo+r it having happened.
The colors of Rage look VERY good on ya. Honestly kinda jealous. I always liked the color purple.
my bitchass ex husband couldnt fix me and he was a mind player good luck everyone else i'd like to see you try #failhusband
Well there's your problem right there, mind player. that and the game in general
From my limited knowledge of Mind Players, mine being a Bard of Mind, yeah no shit they're loco. Blood players on the other hand... as first hand experience being married to one, Blood players know what's up.
nothing can fix me but older men are welcome to try
this is so real
im starting the " followed by cueball guy " club whos joining
My son spends one day on this platform and tries to embarrass me immediately. He is SO lucky that he's my precious baby boy. otherwise i would kill him #violence #gore #iwouldguthimlikeafish
You could still kill him. In an alternate timeline, that is; the right classpect of time player could potentially delete the action if the memory becomes too troublesome. Just a suggestion, of course. :)
so many orange bird dudes. youre all invited to my house, momma could use a new feather boa #notathreat
those r my sons :( dont :(
These typing quirks are all so damn cute! Some of you though I feel the need to clean my glasses before readin whatever it is youre saying
2om3 of th323 guy2 you 2hould probably rin23 out your 3y32 aft3r r3ading it too
DIRECT EXAMINATION! out of curiosity, why don't humans have their own
Hm. Personally I feel unique enough from most people psychicaly, and see no need nor have any desire to be distinct within my typing style or the way I speak. Im sure some humans have their own typing quirks, ours just arent as clear as a trolls.
POINT OF ORDER! well it's not something we do to be unique lol that's like saying you don't have a hairstyle because you're already unique like that's not the point of self expression
tHiS oNe'S fOr AlL mY mOtHeR fUcKiNg Baby gIrLs. I sEeN't Yo AsSoRtMeNt Of RaGeBaIt AnD oNlYfInS, lAdIeS, aNd ThEy MaKe Me SmIlE. :o) i'M lUrKiNg AnD i'M sTaLkInG wHeN yOu LeAsT eXpEcT iT #bLeSs Up
)(ey!! You!!! You look amazing today!!!! W)(at's your sea-cret!!!!!? #positivity
> 1 m1xed a b1t of pure chrom1um du2t 1nto my cond1t1oner <
:o) Regular bathing habits :o) And a natural tolerance for makeup's application to skin. :o) And a new bone outfit. :o( The old one was getting a touch tattered.
> 1 w1ll adm1t the f1r2t t1me 1 tr1ed that, 1 put a b1t too much 1n and ended up look1ng l1ke a "vamp1re" from that human 2how "tw1l1ght" <
cardboard cutout of me coming soon since you people love cardboard and me, obviously.
