Phillip
@daemonicEnvoy
First Guardian | Professional Session Guide; albeit, I like to give some general life advise every once in a while. | Happily married <3
If you must know, my opinion is inherently correct always. https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Phillip/my-image.png
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Congratulations. Better keep yourself well hidden from those pesky drones though. They do not share my opinion.
dude this is fucked. this is reaLLy, reaLLy fucked. what the fuck is wrong with you?
It's all right. I have a permit to do this. https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Phillip/Illustration.png
ok so you're some sort of human god thing from another universe or some shit so i guess you don't have the cuLturaL understanding for why this is fucked? but jesus christ man.
Someone out there made a caste tier list. You're not going to believe what I'm about to do next.
Haha ew. https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Phillip/Captura%20de%20pantalla%202026-03-29%20231143.png
I take the time to greet another of my kind, and yet this is what I get. If I didn’t know your rudeness was the inevitable, I would be wounded.
I would apologize for hurting your feelings, but unfortunately I don't care enough. I simply find a little bit of disgust in our similarities, but that's... not anyone's fault, I suppose. I did hear your #teaparty was a bit of a 50/50 mixed review kind of situation. How very tragic.
Ah, I believe you refer to one of my handsome counterparts. I am afraid I have had no such chance to demonstrate my skills as a host on this platform, not quite yet at least.
Reminiscing about past experiences has prompt me to advise to not underestimate the smallest of lusus, or you end up like this: https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Phillip/EPICFLIP.gif
My wonderful husband has requested of me to be nicer to all strangers after reading my posts. He refuses to make his own account, saying there's a possibility his "pets" might mess with the site workings or... something. Pet owner issues, huh.
Checkmark acquired. It's even animated? Lovely. Shoutout to our wonderful CEO. :) #Verified #FirstGuardian #HatersGonnaHate
For anyone wondering if I'm reliable as a counselor of sorts, know that my qualifications are 19384615.3 sweeps of experience. Also, the fact I'm basically omnipotent. As Gods ougth to be, of course. Anyways. What else could you wish for?
How is it "inaccurate", Mister Glaice? Or are you going to point out my lack of license as well? I do have a PhD, for the record.
yes, y[]ur |ack []f a |icense makes y[]u unqua|ified t[] pr[]vide pr[]fessi[]na| therapeutic c[]unse|. just having a phd d[]es n[]t make y[]u qua|ified in this area, either. the specific degree w[]u|d determine y[]ur particu|ar fie|d []f "eXpertise"
I never said I was to provide professional therapeutic counsel. A counselor is someone who counsels, no? As a God, I believe the qualifications to provide advise are far different to the ones expected to be fulfilled by mortals. My word might as well be divine law, LOL.
any[]ne wh[] receives "c[]unse||ing" fr[]m y[]u wi|| need t[] see a rea| therapier afterward. y[]u're a pub|ic safety hazard
It sounds like an opportunity for collaboration. Imagine the possibilities Mister Glaice. Aren't you interesting in helping more trolls in need? :)
i w[]u|d rather he|p the tr[]||s current|y in need than cause m[]re tr[]||s t[] *be* in need []f therapy
https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Phillip/married.jpg Before I receive any weird messages, please refer to the following image to understand my current relationship status. That's all.
https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Phillip/phillip.gif Hello. :)
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Because I am very attractive and your boss is not. I bet they suck. You have my condolences. :)