Phillip
@daemonicEnvoy
First Guardian | Professional Session Guide; albeit, I like to give some general life advise every once in a while. | Happily married <3
If you must know, my opinion is inherently correct always. https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Phillip/my-image.png
Congratulations. Better keep yourself well hidden from those pesky drones though. They do not share my opinion.
dude this is fucked. this is reaLLy, reaLLy fucked. what the fuck is wrong with you?
It's all right. I have a permit to do this. https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Phillip/Illustration.png
ok so you're some sort of human god thing from another universe or some shit so i guess you don't have the cuLturaL understanding for why this is fucked? but jesus christ man.
Haha ew. https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Phillip/Captura%20de%20pantalla%202026-03-29%20231143.png
I take the time to greet another of my kind, and yet this is what I get. If I didn’t know your rudeness was the inevitable, I would be wounded.
I would apologize for hurting your feelings, but unfortunately I don't care enough. I simply find a little bit of disgust in our similarities, but that's... not anyone's fault, I suppose. I did hear your #teaparty was a bit of a 50/50 mixed review kind of situation. How very tragic.
Ah, I believe you refer to one of my handsome counterparts. I am afraid I have had no such chance to demonstrate my skills as a host on this platform, not quite yet at least.
My son spends one day on this platform and tries to embarrass me immediately. He is SO lucky that he's my precious baby boy. otherwise i would kill him #violence #gore #iwouldguthimlikeafish
You could still kill him. In an alternate timeline, that is; the right classpect of time player could potentially delete the action if the memory becomes too troublesome. Just a suggestion, of course. :)
Periods suck! Why do I have to bleed AND feel pain? Bullshit. #periods #bloodcw #nsfw? maybe?
Have you considered becoming a complete different species to bypass this very troublesome part of your physiology? Just a thought. :)
> actually cur10us 1s any0ne act1vely 1n a sgrub/sburb sess10n rn
Does guiding one count? If so, yes. :) They aren't doing too well though LOL.
> ah yeesh. what's g01ng 0n w1th 'em?
﹌ I have been consiϡering the iϡea of human marriage. Though I'm unsure how you go about it. Any insight woulϡ be appreciateϡ. ﹌
Highly recommended. The human custom of marriage is quite wonderful and the "exclusivity" of it its quite appealing if you care about the sybomlism behind all the rituals and yada yada. Organizing weddings though? Quite the hassle, but my case with my husband was extraordinary. He wanted a wedding that involved inviting people from multiple different universes. That was a challenge to organize.
My wonderful husband has requested of me to be nicer to all strangers after reading my posts. He refuses to make his own account, saying there's a possibility his "pets" might mess with the site workings or... something. Pet owner issues, huh.
wut pets!
For anyone wondering if I'm reliable as a counselor of sorts, know that my qualifications are 19384615.3 sweeps of experience. Also, the fact I'm basically omnipotent. As Gods ougth to be, of course. Anyways. What else could you wish for?
Bec4use you 4sked wh4t more one could wish for, 4nd I've 4nswered your question. Besides, it helps with possible future counseling you know?
Perhaps it would, but then it could turn awfully boring, so I will pretend I never read your suggestion. :)
How is it "inaccurate", Mister Glaice? Or are you going to point out my lack of license as well? I do have a PhD, for the record.
yes, y[]ur |ack []f a |icense makes y[]u unqua|ified t[] pr[]vide pr[]fessi[]na| therapeutic c[]unse|. just having a phd d[]es n[]t make y[]u qua|ified in this area, either. the specific degree w[]u|d determine y[]ur particu|ar fie|d []f "eXpertise"
I never said I was to provide professional therapeutic counsel. A counselor is someone who counsels, no? As a God, I believe the qualifications to provide advise are far different to the ones expected to be fulfilled by mortals. My word might as well be divine law, LOL.
any[]ne wh[] receives "c[]unse||ing" fr[]m y[]u wi|| need t[] see a rea| therapier afterward. y[]u're a pub|ic safety hazard
It sounds like an opportunity for collaboration. Imagine the possibilities Mister Glaice. Aren't you interesting in helping more trolls in need? :)
i w[]u|d rather he|p the tr[]||s current|y in need than cause m[]re tr[]||s t[] *be* in need []f therapy