♦ pitied by @daemonicEnvoy

↘️after being completely and utterly embarassed by the superior appearance of a rival's velveteen card, i have put countless hours and perhaps even a single night into planning and arranging a new extension of my business paraphernalia.↘️ ↗️PLEASE LET ME KNOW HOW THIS COMPARES.↗️ ↘️it will be printed on woodgrain.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eaadd2865ea6.png
I'd likΣ tΦ takΣ a mΦmΣnt tΦ addrΣss thΣ dΦubt and skΣpticism manψ sΣΣm tΦ fΣΣl in rΣgards tΦ whΣrΣ I stand. At prΣsΣnt, I havΣ Φnlψ mψ wΦrds tΦ trψ tΦ cΦnvincΣ ψΦu Φf mψ intΣntiΦns until I havΣ acquirΣd thΣ rΣsΦurcΣs nΣcΣssarψ tΦ prΦvΣ mψsΣlf tΦ ψΦu all as I knΦw ψΦu nΣΣd mΣ tΦ. SΦ, fΦr nΦw, I'vΣ draftΣd a manifΣstΦ that will hΦpΣfullψ shΣd sΦmΣ light upΦn mψ Φwn cΦnvictiΦns. WhΣthΣr ψΦu rΣad it Φr ψΦu dΦn't, knΦw this: I'm nΦt fucking arΦund. If ψΦu chΦΦsΣ tΦ undΣrΣstimatΣ mΣ, it's ψΦur cΦrpsΣ partψ. https://dΦcs.gΦΦglΣ.cΦm/dΦcumΣnt/d/1_b-PbfDFTΣΦAwsVUrB0Zmhp0gLPkJhHNrZ1rfMKMPxI/Σdit?usp=sharing
𝄞 i'm starting t♡ think u ppl are saying "g♡g" unir♡nically l♡l 𝆕 𝄞 it was kinda cute at first but n♡w every♡ne's d♡ing it.....where did that even c♡me fr♡m l♡l? 𝆕
|w|hat if instead of being called chittr, it |w|as called t|w|itter. but everything |w|as the same except |w|e didnt exist, and it got bought out by some alien version of a highblood or something and renamed to something stupid
https://file.g@rden/Yy@ZPdX23DJlLNw8/pictůre%201.png This p@inting shit is e@sy idk why cl0wns br@g @b0ůt it @ll the time. #0nlyg00dcl0wnis@de@dcl0wn #nsfwe #nsfw #g0re~

ok so you're some sort of human god thing from another universe or some shit so i guess you don't have the cuLturaL understanding for why this is fucked? but jesus christ man.
Nah where TF did the leader board go I was klimbing that shit.
/╲/ ( YOUR EXISTENCE IS HARASSMENT >:{ ) /╱\






