Charyb Neroin
@charybdisConquerer
hiiiiiiiiii! im Charyb! im male and i dont have many friends (and the ones i have hate me) im chopped but at least im 6ft i like to collect guns and stuff and i like video games
i took like an hour to take a selfie trying to find a good angle to prove im not ugly i uhh i ummmmm i uh yeah so |w|e are here and ummmm i think i proved his point but |w|hatever i might cull him later ignore my hair pls https://file.garden/Z-r7_3pThB1Egd1E/selfie.png
|w|hy the hell does the |w|eird bug guy have the same amount of follo|w|ers as me! i’ve been posting for a month. it’s like people don’t like me or something
i’m not going any|w|here |w|ith my friends anymore one of them decided it |w|ould be a great idea to take online tests and one of them got an F and deadass just said “is it assuming my cup size”? |w|e are in a public mall bro #nsf|w|? #maybe??? #justtobesafe
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Was... The... Test... Especifically... Meant... To... Guess... How... Big... Your... Boobs... Are... ?
drinking slushies because it’s not socially acceptable to do |w|hat jasson deanne did at the end of that one movie from the troll 89s to a mall because i don’t attend a school cus im not a fucking grub
yakno|w| people really do make a big deal about culling on this app |w|e all do it
Whoo's "we" broo lmaoo
Typoo i win
yakno|w| on the topic i don’t think some of you |w|ould survive a call of troll duty lobby
∙☾__☽ rreal
> correct 1 would THR1VE <
okay you can’t all hate the majority of the caste system sure it sucks but it did a lot of goods things |w|e |w|ere made as a species into castes because it |w|as biologically advantageous. you can’t tell me it’s all bad and i’ll be the first one to say it, |w|e are different biologically caste |w|ise and |w|e aren’t entirely equal because some of us have traits that are just better than others. indigos got strength, golds got psionics |w|e are all different and have our o|w|n strengths #politcalchittr #castesystem
i don’t get |w|hen lo|w|bloods say they are lonely like there’s like a trillion of you |w|ith the same hobbies go talk or something it’s not like there’s like 100 or so of your caste at a given time #politicalchtr
Ɏ i would ma-a-ake more lowblood friends but in spite of putting myself in the middle of nowhere i somehow la-a-anded in a-a-a zone nea-a-ar a-a-a bunch of high a-a-and midbloods. which wa-a-as a-a-a stupid unlucky move by younger me. a-a-and a-a-also i a-a-am crippled by the fea-a-ar of rejection Ɏ
∙☾__☽ im not thaaaat caste loyal i just think trrolls werre made with rroles in mind those that step and those that get stepped on don't mean i won't talk to em i got lowblood ̶f̶rriends nothing wrrong with being a lowblood just.. ya know know yourr place in the caste #itstherre ̶f̶orrarreason #castedrrama #itsnotthatdeepiprromise
∙☾__☽ you had me rright up till the end wt ̶f̶ the arre you talking about???
∙☾__☽ like smooth sharrk? no ̶f̶ins just legs??? ah explains why yerr like this
∙☾__☽ lame ... so he was just ̶f̶lopping arround??? yeeah this is making a lot o ̶f̶ sense i can tell you werre drropping on yerr head is all maybe a ̶f̶ew times tbh
No he- Yes I'm sure I fell- As all grubs do- Listen- He- Literally goes in the ground- Like a very- Dangerous and disruptive mole- But it is by all accounts a shark- By appearance- A hammerhead in fact-
∙☾__☽ ye but not like this not like you oooooooo ok ig that makes sense kinda dumb but whateverr was he just like using yourr nugbone to dig thrrough the grround orr m calling you stupid i ̶f̶ that wasn't clearr gotta spell it out so rreasons i'm like underrstanding now
Um- No he didn't use me to dig- He doesn't need me to do that- He is- Honestly very caring and nice- To me- And- Okay that is your right- But can I ask why- I thought we were in agreement-
∙☾__☽ mmmm #doubt ooooh ok, yeah this is all comin' togetherr no we arre yerr a good one but also well you know how you arre
jeffery from class of o9 |w|asn’t that bad actually, so |w|hat if he tried to blackmail someone |w|ho |w|as mean to him? reasonable reaction in my opinion
it’s never t/)/) late t/) delete y/)ur acc/)unt
do you ever look at someone so stupid you |w|ant to rip their heads off |w|ith your bare hands #gore?
[ >SOMETIMES! BUT THAT WOULD MAKETH MINE PRONGS AND ROBES MOST FILTH-RIDDEN, SO I OFTEN OPT FOR BURNING THEIR NUGBONE'S OFF! OR FREEZING THEM SOLID! OR EXPLODING THEM FROM THE INSIDE-OUT! #VIOLENCE #GORE #EVILWIZARD_ ]
oh please it’s not like you could even open up a pickle jar i think snapping someone’s head is not on the list of things you can accomplish
> who 2ay2 1m nece22ar1ly "2napp1ng" the1r head2 off <
i |w|as talking about ripping peoples heads off, you probably band even turn a damn jar lid
> 1 th1nk th12 would do ju2t f1ne < [Picture uploaded. A picture of Siluri's plasma sword, turned on and glowing bright.]
[ >BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL WIZARD? WHAT KIND OF QUERY IS THAT_ ]
is there any not evil |w|izards out there you don’t |w|ant to be confused for?
|w|e should bring back public shaming for people |w|ho aren’t me, please stop publicly shaming me
|w|hy did no one tell me one of my friends had an account this |w|hole time? if i didn’t kno|w| any better id assume you guys hated me and didn’t |w|ant to talk to me
no no, the the first 7 words of the last sentence weren’t necessary
She - made it like - a few days ago - and was only - following me - so.. - sorry >
Because You Were Fighting With That One Weird Looking Violet At The Time.
i don’t care |w|hat anyone says but your not a true gamer if you aren’t playing several genres. |w|hich is |w|hy i have played several visual novels and fps games it’s for the research you guys just font understand the gamer grind
OBJECTION! you're not a true gamer until you've familiarized yourself with a minimum of five roguelike deckbuilders
> th12 m1ght be the f1r2t th1ng you've ever 2a1d that 1 agree w1th expand1ng your hor1zon2 1n term2 of gam1ng 12 almo2t alway2 a good th1ng <
> every accu2at1on 12 a project1on <
your a dreadittor, IM a troll 4 chan user |w|e are not the same you sub5
> at lea2t 1 have women who w1ll1ngly want to 1nteract w1th me <
i do not care |w|hat anyone says, that one tsundere song is the best thing trollkind has ever invented
i feel like people are larping kno|w|ing |w|hat the |w|ord larp means. larp means live action roleplaying menaing technically if you use the |w|ord |w|rong and pretend you kno|w| |w|hat it means your larping larp
i don’t kno|w| |w|ho jefrey from class of 09 is please stop asking me about 40 ft tall purrbeast |w|omen
well h/)w d/) y/)u feel ab/)ut back p/)ckets?
ppl |w|ill glaze unbreakable the sho|w| and say the animation sucks and still refuse to read the comics or just |w|atch eastern alternain sho|w|s |w|hich are better quality because they think it’s loser stuff
his |w|hat? |w|ho has an after goon nap? did he |w|t least |w|ash his hands first???
Based froom what i knoow proobably noot but it's noot impoortant
oh come on i haven’t cleaned my room in a s|w|eep and i |w|ouldn’t even stoop as lo|w| to not |w|ashing my hands after that
Can we stoop discussing the toopic oof Mandie presumably noot washing their hands after gooooning alsoo ew broo lmaoo that's crazy
Yoou're miserable i like it let's be friends
Yeah coome jooin the #TeamChud
That's noot me hey
some of you didn’t have a lusus |w|ho thre|w| giant rocks at you and it sho|w|s #vageuposting
finding your ancestors old stuff is so |w|eird cus |w|hy did i find a diary my ancestor |w|rote |w|here he’s talking about being ugly and right next to it is a nuclear bomb
>[Zzzhit man I wizzh I could juzzt find a nuclear bomb like that.]<
@nce$tor$ @re Weird M@n Idk Wh@t To Te77 You
oh my ancestor also liked to travel to different alien planets! my ancestor also tested the bombs there…
>[If by zzend you mean actually zzend and not drop on my hive, then fuck yeah pleazze do.]<
>[Ωkay awezzome. Juzzt had to be zzure. Had a few would-be deliveriezz actually be culling attemptzz before. Real pain in the azzzz.]<
some of you sub trolls are so fucking ugly |w|e need to consider you a different species. #vagueposting
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