Aria Jeager
@alacritousCadaver
Mage of Rage, divorced. love my two kids <3 (( mun deets! https://alacritouscadaver.straw.page/
Always good to see younger, dumber versions of myself. Almost forgot how cute I was back then!! https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/ohhi.gif
Ran into a younger me a while back. He uh. He didn't quite get it yet.
I think that was like. actual me, had make make them forget meeting me, because I certainly don't remember meeting a buff cat girl self rocking a cool bod.
Anyone looking to... argue? https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/iseeyou.gif
Not sure if there's something to discuss since I'm never wrong? Signing up to lose
This Mage of Rage debated against 10 SBURB newgens, here's the result
#me when I see myself in the mirror!!! #nsfw https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/gripper.gif
lets be real, who wouldnt fuck me?? selfcest is a no brainer with a body this nice. #selfcest #nsfw
Shaw came in and ruined the vibes. #relationship #hatehim https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/tableposing2.png
you guys are stinky but i still love you platonically #directposting
sometimes a girl must pose on a table in a very cute way! https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/tableposing.png
And we are all the better fo+r it having happened.
The colors of Rage look VERY good on ya. Honestly kinda jealous. I always liked the color purple.
my bitchass ex husband couldnt fix me and he was a mind player good luck everyone else i'd like to see you try #failhusband
Well there's your problem right there, mind player. that and the game in general
From my limited knowledge of Mind Players, mine being a Bard of Mind, yeah no shit they're loco. Blood players on the other hand... as first hand experience being married to one, Blood players know what's up.
im starting the " followed by cueball guy " club whos joining
My son spends one day on this platform and tries to embarrass me immediately. He is SO lucky that he's my precious baby boy. otherwise i would kill him #violence #gore #iwouldguthimlikeafish
You could still kill him. In an alternate timeline, that is; the right classpect of time player could potentially delete the action if the memory becomes too troublesome. Just a suggestion, of course. :)
so many orange bird dudes. youre all invited to my house, momma could use a new feather boa #notathreat
These typing quirks are all so damn cute! Some of you though I feel the need to clean my glasses before readin whatever it is youre saying
2om3 of th323 guy2 you 2hould probably rin23 out your 3y32 aft3r r3ading it too
DIRECT EXAMINATION! out of curiosity, why don't humans have their own
Hm. Personally I feel unique enough from most people psychicaly, and see no need nor have any desire to be distinct within my typing style or the way I speak. Im sure some humans have their own typing quirks, ours just arent as clear as a trolls.
POINT OF ORDER! well it's not something we do to be unique lol that's like saying you don't have a hairstyle because you're already unique like that's not the point of self expression
cardboard cutout of me coming soon since you people love cardboard and me, obviously.
We will see if it works, and my kids might hate me for posting this. But, being the best version of yourself is lonely sometimes... #substance https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/lonelynight.png
I love watchin everybody here its like a little fish bowl. Theres alot of these two blonde dudes though whats up with that
all daves reproduce by splitting ourselves in half and thats why its like an infestation or like imagine some kind of mold releasing its spores. imagine one of those "grow your own owster mushroom" kits that get forgotten about in the back of your cabinet and it starts consuming your house and you dont find out until its too late
that explains one half. i like mushrooms too. a bunch of little mushroom guys. super marios.