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BEFORE I GET ACCUSED, YES, THEYRE REAL. #SUGGESTIVE #MUSCLE
You should fish for the love of the game, never money
Anyways. After a day or so of being here shitposting, I guess I could introduce myself. Kris, Lord of Doom, more or less at your service. I am well-pleased to have a place to post every stupid thought that comes to mind.
📧 -> Want To Join #fishingfriday But Don't Know How To Fish? Too Busy To Fish? Don't Like Fishing But Can't Stand Watching The Timeline Get Stuck On A New Trend For 45 Minutes Without Participating? I'll Do It For You. Hire Me For A Day And You Will Receive All Of The Fish I'm Able To Catch. Hooked, Kelric Stravi
Fish fear me Men fear me Women fear me Let’s go fishing #fishingfriday
has anyone else felt like they just... gained perception of stuff you shouldnt have?
Everyone comment your favorite fishing tackle. This is mine: https://i.imgur.com/H1dasHw.jpeg #nsfw (but not rlly)
huh! i didn't even think about the possibility of SBURB having been developed by an actual team or whatever... that account is strange.
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? There are classpects that nobody has seen yet! © SBURB 2009
why is john posting about peanut butter sandwiches????????
thigh humping would probably fix me #itwont #nsfw
IT'S #peanutbuttersandwich #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e399e269ad2e.png
#SUBSTANCE I WILL LIKE POSTS ABOUT YOU DOING DRUGS BUT DO NOT TAKE THIS AS A SIGN THAT I SUPPORT OR CONDONE GETTING HIGH I BEING HIGH EXTREMELY UNPLEASANT FOR MYSELF AS WELL AS SOMEWHAT ANNOYING TO BE AROUND. THAT SAID I HOPE YOU FUCKING OVERDOSE.
not the sharpest strider in the fam
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Bedtime. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/4/73540ddda55d56a1e87beef2adc8e7ef8b9b41b8.png #Nsfw
#jammiesposting https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/983937466790707212/1489101527472799804/sami_jammies.png?ex=69cf315e&is=69cddfde&hm=6f59f57cee2201f57f97352189c9331670de477ca369f997ee86063b5b55a3b0&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=562&height=644
oh no. oh god. #peanutbuttersandwich
-7 How do low6lood5 hornypo5t I keep trying and the little Luccia in my head force5 my head to pre55 cancel and then make5 me 6e em6ara55ed like??? How do u all deal with your tiny Luccia5 #n5fw #grl #grlhelp 2-
I'm sorry about Franklin Trollsevelt, he keeps evading security by calling in false bomb threats. We are doing our best.
a client asked ᛗe tø “paint her like øne øf ᛗy french girls” … what the fuck døes “french” ᛗean??? #artist #suggestive #wtf𓅟
I think that was like. actual me, had make make them forget meeting me, because I certainly don't remember meeting a buff cat girl self rocking a cool bod.
Note to self: Increase security to Franklin Trollsevelt's stasis chamber.
Ran into a younger me a while back. He uh. He didn't quite get it yet.
i am trying to get closer to it but i am scared. i can barely see with how bright it is in here, i have to get closer. #peanutbuttersandwich.
Godnight
Im laydow
yep thats going on the wall (i made a beautiful drawing)
I FORGOT THIS WEBSITE EXISTED BECAUSE I HAVE A LIFE.
im meeting so many business trolls these dAYS its amazing [:F business is the best thing thats ever HAPPENEd to me
:33 < i was taught about this thing called a haiku! so i wrote one about me! :33 paws and whiskers twitch, cat leaps through alternia— hunting with a grin. pawnstructive catticism will be met with purrbal abuse.
ill try to get a poicture of what the walls look like inhere. #peanutbuttersandwich.
where am i. what happened. #peanutbuttersandwich??? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d35e71a7fcc8.png
Two top notch dames if i do say so myself! Save me a piece of your pie janey im prepping the fur trim on my own undubious wizard duds.
incredible roses absolutely stunning i lovve wwizards so muc
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
omggggg the date went soooo great 💕💕💕 and i like barely even messed up my top 😋 yayyyy #selfie #gore https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7e1e7e9ae82.png
Just kidding. You were all #PRANKED! I am, and will always continue to, endorse the Yaoi and the Yuri. I would never be banned from interacting with content that is so important to my valued constituents! That would be silly.
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my aZZ comeZ at a premium bulge picZ though? on the hive, at leaZt thiZ once. line up fellaZ thereZ plenty to go around httpZ://ZquidgeimageZ.Z3.uZ-weZt-002.bacKblaZeb2.com/2026/04/01/20260401_165904.png #nZfw
"WELCOME BACK MY LOYAL VOLLOWERS to another VRY GOOD VIDEO made by ME! I'v decided to PIVOT MY CONTENT ONCE AGAIN towards 'LET'S PLAYS'. I am at my VRY GOOD VRIEND'S HIV, ov whom has joined me in this VIDEO to create a sense ov COMPETITIVNESS amongst us and my VIEWERS. They'v provided with many VIGHTING GAME GRUBS to play with. LET'S BEGIN!!" @territorialTantalization #gore (? its like doubly victionalized bc its a video game and also i drew them silly but yk) https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/4694ev2c1ed.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/0a895e3v4de1.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/2550bd08655d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/2243c92d4b91.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/4208dv511v1.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/ad4d8ecc98b7.png
i think all striders are fucked up one way or another
Man they should sell T-Shirts that say "I went to Eridanweek and All I got was scammed into a marketing gimmick" #eridanweek
She wants me at the party, she wants me at the mall! She wants me in a bathroom stall! #lyrics #nsfw
what Is thIs mothErfuckEr sEndIng mE https://fILE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JIEr/ImagEn_2026-04-01_022138373.png
you get it
texas roadhouse sweet tea wouldnt fix me per se but it would be delectably swagtastic right about now #yearning
((i hate that i get so anxious so easily when it comes to one-on-one bs LMAO im over here like "i am being judged right now"))
the news loves to stir up drama out of nothing huh. well i am not falling for it. i love my wife and i trust her with every ounce of my being!
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(( genuinely love coming back after a few days to hella updates to the site we love u mods
#imcoming to #eridanweek ! 0v0 DAY ONE: FLUSH / PALE DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE DAY THREE: HURT/COMFORT / WHUMP DAY FOUR: PITCH / ASHEN DAY FIVE: MAGIC / SCIENCE DAY SIX: GUNPLAY / WANDPLAY DAY SEVEN: MARCH / COSPLAY writing prompt itinerary: @captiousGestures (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, eridan week, daily writing prompts, archive rating: E)
I Dont Know What It Means But I Think He Might Be Ill
A Photo Of Me Holding The Amassed Grub Pile Singlehanded Was Posted To The Caverns Nugbook Page To Which I Immediately Received The Below Picture In Response From One Dave Strider https://i.ibb.co/lzptm4hs/image.png
currently #dreading april 1st. Pranks in this household are either deliriously complex and take months to untangle, or they are Butter In Your Shoes
going out tonight. don't expect me back to the base home or sober. #substances
Who is Markiplier.
I AM A VERY BIG FAN OF THE AMOUNT OF CLOWNS ON THIS WEBSITE. I WISH THERE WERE MORE! PLEASE SEND ANY AND ALL #CLOWN-RELATED-BUSINESS TO MY INBOX, INCLUDING HORN SALES, PICTURES OF FUNNY FACES, AND VIDEOS OF ENHANCED JAPERY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MATTER. SEND POST.
1 n33d 4 f4t cold on3.
Kult score 172, Kull score 295. WWhy in the flying fuck does ----EVV-ERYON-E HAT-E M-E?? Not evven in a concupiscent wway. At least then I'd get some mileage out of it instead of just a FAIL-ED POLITICAL CAMPAIGN.
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Nice https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c08f25125dca.png
holy shit this was so worth it. [pictured, a slightly blurry, but nontheless legible photo of terezi, clad currently in a yellow rain jacket, big fishing galoshes, short shorts, and a top that reads: MILF (man i love fish). the image is slightly askew] they are going to fucking kill me! #worthit #wardrobifiermalfunction
Don't forget to smile. I mean. Jeff the Kill someone. Fuck. #violence
<3-#nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5e7b116b0c9d.jpg
< ){ sorry, uh, i wasn't really expecting so much attention!! i don't really, like, get out much, given... caverns, and all, and uh... i dunno!! i wasn't really prepared mentally, i guess!! }( >
[Considering the new banner and the username, I just wanted to drop a general #substance for the account. James here, after all, may very well start talking about his favorite hobby any minute now. Future posts regarding the topic will of course be tagged, but I wanted to drop a warning just in case anybody wanted to get that block in early. While I'm at it, though, hello everybody :3!]
I'm fucking tired. Goodnight my beautiful mutuals, I am blowing you all kissies. <3
Sorry for all the posts tonight, guys. I'm high and you're my captive audience. #substance
He’s a 10 but says “huh” a lot because he can’t hear for shit.
ooc // selfcest on my tl .. ive been waitinf 4 this moment #nsfw
This is Hamifi Hekrix, signing on. Please be aware that my presence on Chittr is not an invitation to try and be "buddy buddy" with a Corporate representative. Professional inquiries and feedback about Corporate events are welcome, so long as you keep it civil. Remember, Corporate is here to help.∞
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I'd pail the SHIT out of myself. #nsfw ]
"User followed you" goes to comment under one of their post "Blocked" ???? say you're just obsessed at that point.| (Update: Im the idiot that had them blocked on one of my millions of accounts.)
late to the subject considering the live swapping, and i'd already tried it before figuring out the physical end. but skirt swishing is in fact quite the blast.
Everyone seemingly *would* fuck an alternate version of themselves. #nsfw
#nsfw one of the strange advantages i have now being able to swappify is i can effectively flash someone now. before it woulda just been silly, now? the power. the down side is of course standing in front of the mirror for way too long and blushing a bunch but i'll get over it eventually!
✦ I love all my cool friends!! #greatposting
<3-#bigsandwich https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/36b84b5c7921.png
i love how jake will just randomly send me bird videos because of my kid which im not complaining because i enjoy them but i just think its funny
actually i think ive been kidnapped twice technically? but the second time was significantly less friendly and im not entirely sure why im bringing this up because it was NOT a fun memory… :/ at all #violence ? maybe??? im paranoid about tags sometimes
Why are there people vagueposting about each other— Did I miss something—
awe, ily 2!!
<p> hey chittr whats popping /is this how people introduce themselves /idk im just here </p>
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I WOULD NEVER VAGUEPOST, I SAY WHAT'S ON MY MIND.
damas caballeros y gentes estimados bienvenidos im proud to say that its time for yet another drawing raffle get your butts in here hit the fucking react buttons to get in line so i can make this list tonight no you cant bribe me im already rich so dont even try it #artraffle #art #raffle #imeatinganapplerightnow #yummy
isnt my little pony a girls show why is my kid obsessed with it i need gin and a coffee but he wont even let me go to the kitchen without getting mad that im not watching it with him
#substance #intox #drinking #beer #alcohol Budweiser.
I CANT ST(\P WINNING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH sucks 2 suck y/)u scrubs haters keep vaguep/)sting but i keep getting my m/)ney up n/)t my funny up (i might get kicked /)ut and beat up if i keep winning but thats /)kay cus im winning) remember: 99.9 percent /)f gamblers quit b4 they win big!!!!! #substances #gambling https://file.garden/Z-r7_3pThB1Egd1E/GAMBLING.png
And we are all the better fo+r it having happened.
woof!
What the hell is Beforus.
I told you we should've just flown home.
glad some1 can manspread up there in shotgun....... :/ #WhenWillBeEnuff
♰ becoming the subject of my own work... is it too self-centered..? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/05437e4c757e.png #nsfw ♰
#pinned https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/AnizzyDance.gif
nothing can fix me but older men are welcome to try
MY SECRETARY CAN FIX ME, BUT I WON'T LET HER
I FEEL AS THOUGH I MAY HAVE CLICKED ON A WRONG LINK SOMEWHERE. OH WELL! THIS SEEMS LIKE THE PERFECT PLACE FOR ME TO BUILD MY FOLLOWING, ANYWAYS!
this is turning from troll twitter to troll tindr very quickly im down
i think s/)me /)f y/)u w/)uld greatly benefit by g/)ing /)utside and perhaps getting a j/)b
tha rankmaid runs her chittr like the alternian fleet n all I can say to that is: RESPECT!!!!
Doing cream pie right now, will show the results later
#nsfw nook? more liek…. trussy…. wait where r u guys goij tht one was goos
top 3 huggable robots in my opinion: 1. my kid (obviously) 2. baymax (basically built for it) 3. g1 optimus prime (canonically a hugger and has strong dad vibes)
I d಄n't think bulge will fix me but I'm willing t಄ try. #nsfw
I KNOW MY ALTS LOOK DIFFERENT, I KNOW 4 OF THEM. ONE IS SUPER OLD AND WRINKLY, ONE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD FLIP A TRUCK, ONE LOOKS LIKE A RODENT, AND I'M FAT.
Lights, Camera, and Wax play, now on high resolution 35mm. #nsfw
I'd like to take a moment to remind everyone to cut up your plastic rings on your drink packs! T)(ey pose SUC)( a glubbing )(azard to sea fauna. 38( )(ave a great nig)(t! Or lig)(t. W)(atever time it is for you. 38D #saveouroceans
"how does drinking turn anyone evil it just makes me slutty" ok well i have the range to do both because im talented #substances #nsfw
✝+ I don't post about my religious beliefs because I'm mostly here to socialize and converse. I already maintain a different account elsewhere, so I already know how weird and odd people get about religion. +✝
.. ah screw it!
yo dude my macaroni box had two cheese packets
IS IT LATE ENOUGH TO HORNY POST OR IS 9PM TOO EARLY #NSFW
// (OOC) seeing all the nsfw art on the timeline makes me wish i could draw bc i love seeing everyone's art and i wish i could astral project all my ocs' boobies and dicks into existence /silly #nsfw
.... im being stared at.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Your lusus' aura farm is incredible. ]
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ I have pictures to share of my face but I think that I'm a bit to big chested to appropriate share it without tagging it :/ #nsfw ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
Anything can be a puppet if you have the eyes to see them.
♯10likes & i ♯skin my ♯neighbor like an ♯animal ♯neighborreveal ♯facereveal ♯forestreveal https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1419830934911586365/1487354489999458484/image.png?ex=69c8d650&is=69c784d0&hm=78b2d8e6a8d81af431c77e0e5324d7ed63644f964f2806d30264e5ab38cb76c6
"= if the site doesn't get sludge in the next wipe. what do we do. ="
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THESE HOS CALLING ME KING GOT ME FEELING LIKE MANSA MUSA.
idk how som3 of you d3al with ha<ing multipl3 of you around if th3r3 was anoth3r m3 i would just kill h3r lol
Hello, Jesus.
knuckles dad kinda hot despite the abandonment
https://i.imgur.com/LJS5avF.png https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/5371283?style=disable #DetectivePony
just saw a post dirk made talking about ponysonas, and now i kinda wanna make one. but what would mine be like? serious answers only or you get slimed!
JUST WHEN I THINK MY DAY CANNOT POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE, TAO3 (TROLL ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN, DUH) IS DOWN. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO READ SUPERBAT IN THESE CONDITIONS?????????
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BAGGED A JADEBLOOD IN THE CAVERNS DURING DRONE INSPECTION, HAD SHAWTY'S LEGS SHAKING HARDER THAN A SBURBIAN METEOR IMPACT, LEFT HER ASS SITTING IN A PUDDLE OF OUR GENETIC SLURRY FOR THE NEXT BATCH, THEN LIT UP THAT FUGU BLUNT ON THE WAY OUT TO MAKE IT TO CLURCH IN TIME FOR MASS. SEND CHITT. #nsfw
those r my sons :( dont :(
There. Now everyone will know I'm the real fucking deal.
d꥟es any꥟ne else have s꥟me s꥟rt ꥟f c꥟llecti꥟n? if s꥟ enlighten me, i'd l꥟ve t꥟ see the different ass꥟rtments ꥟thers have. pers꥟nally i have taxidermy and "keepsakes" ꥟f vari꥟us species and beasts.
one time when i was like twelve bro took me to the asian market and made me say konnichiwa to the cashier but she was korean #amiaracist
They hate the way i glow harshly and float in corners like some kind of ominous feathery lamp with two swords.
私は一生、アンチであり続ける。ここにいる全員が大嫌いだ。
You can't post anymore because of #TheImplication. You can't speak to anyone because of #TheImplication. I so much as open my mouth and #TheImplication is subsequently #Implied. #Folgers
>([@gigantisDebilitation https://i.postimg.cc/xTTmrTpX/IMG-2129.gif]
mydaughter stopped in this morning. tried to tell old gamgam no more gambling.bitch
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john chose to be allergic to peanuts on purpose because he wants to be catered to by everyone
say what you want about the basque but they sure know how to make a cheesecake
mEif i was a troll i think https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-23_204352949.png
@ultim/\teKn/\\/e This is /\ctu/\lly delicious th/\nk you https://file.g/\rden//\I6w\/iUpTXp\/hj0P/gift.png///
as long as she dont see my library im fine #vvagueposting
you got it, baby girl.
imngonna start humping someones leg in a second #nsfw
↘️they offered me blue light glasses, to shield my ganderbulbs from the intense, constant light of the screen.↘️ ↗️I DENIED THEM. I DON'T DESERVE THEM. AND I DO MY BEST WORK WHEN I'M STRAINED ANYWAY.↗️
// damn they out here going on a date fr?? atrevo u go girl get that human milf
thErE is absolutEly NO WAY https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-27_201432685.png
chitting something really agreeable and normal and everyone likes it then i edit it to something evil and really fucked up and then be like damn you guys fuck with this? weird
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https://(dn.img(hest.(om/files/36f810102819.png gra7s(ale pi(s thread the needle between me wanting to show off how hot i am and tr7ing to keep hemoanon7mous
tHiS oNe'S fOr AlL mY mOtHeR fUcKiNg Baby gIrLs. I sEeN't Yo AsSoRtMeNt Of RaGeBaIt AnD oNlYfInS, lAdIeS, aNd ThEy MaKe Me SmIlE. :o) i'M lUrKiNg AnD i'M sTaLkInG wHeN yOu LeAsT eXpEcT iT #bLeSs Up
((Eto blehh i forgot there was no capitalization for this guy, its genuinely been a year since i played him.))
ooc // i wish u can edit replies sigh
// also a followup that would just be a reply on the original post but chittr doesn't notify everyone for broad thread activity so this seems like the better way to get it out there // for anyone who submitted their characters and anyone who does later, please lmk Likely Encounter Areas so i can put them in a lore accurate backdrop! // ok last ooc post for a while thank you
hello chittr i am finally awake at a reasonable time!
fIrSt pOsT AnD Im jUsT GoNnA TaLk aBoUt mY MaTeSpRiT :o) ShE'S So pReTtY. HtTpS://I.ImGuR.CoM/TsYoWeU.PnG #QuAdRaNtS #mAtEsPrIt #LoOkAtHoWpReTtYmYgIrLfRiEnDiS
its “find my pages” friday
i gotta stop beefing vwith people for no reason but its so FUN.
hEy guys did you know https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/t3nE73u2t3hg1.gif did you sEE that👀
if you look like this hmu #mychemicalquadrants #trollgerardway https://i.imgur.com/eescyle.jpeg
vwoah mama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a625b0af17b5.png #natty
Losing so many feathers this is ass. I don't wanna clean this shit up. Just get rid of them.
https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/c91663d4548f.png XO
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'@t my beck @nd c@ll' is my preferred rel@ti0nship st@tůs.~
Hi! Decided to make a main, non role-playing account on here. You can call me Squeaky DT, or Bug, or Wolf! He/they/it/bugs I role-play the following accounts: @azureBlur (Sonniq Heghog) @variedFates (Mahcka Roohni) @ectoBiologist#7831 (Earth F John Egbert) @turntechGodhead#1406 (Earth F Dave) @gardenGnostic#2452 (Earth F Jade) @deathsRoll @razorsZenith @sburbOfficial @codeOmega @iceNinja @sansUndertale @synonymRoll (Syllii Cynmin) @hardcoverLeatherbound (Duwwee Dezmil) @countryLovin (Redded Emshin) OH ALSO HERE'S MY TUMBLR/OTHER PLACES I AM AT!!! https://www.tumblr.com/blog/therealmaquaroonie https://spacehey.com/maquaroonie https://toyhou.se/Maquaroonie https://archiveofourown.org/users/TheRealMaquaroonie https://ko-fi.com/maquaroonie/shop
paint war was a blast! :D
if no one got me i know isabelle (you know her. from animal crossing) got me can i get an amen
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For as many of my pals as there are afoot i have yet to see the most supportive and kindly of them all! If only dear erisolsprite were to turn up here i just know hed be giving me a proper talking to and all sorts of wisdoms and advice of which i would take promptly and to heart. He was such a good listener not a day goes by that i dont remember the great times we had like when he flipped me the bird and floated away or like when he raised his other middle finger and did the exact same thing a second time but in the opposite direction.
who up? and by up i don't know what i mean. #nsfw?
// so many purples. atrevo is going to clurch fr
[[ Hello everypony this is a lil OOC intro for Rox !! It will be pinned on my page for future reference! ]] This Roxy is *intense* and very very messy so if you don't like mentions of #substance abuse, problematic shit and very frequent #nsfw or #nsfwe or #gore posts then you should block/pass this one up <3 No hard feelings whatsoever we r here to have fun okay!! He also hits on Strider men aggressively so if you are a Strider and this makes you uncomfortable please block and/or you can let me know OOC and I will 100% back off- the goal is NOT to make anyone genuinely uncomfortable! I will not take it personally or be mad at you OOC if you tell me to not do something! My Rox identifies *loosely* as trans masculine and uses He/It pronouns but he does not mind she/her or light-hearted feminine terms of endearment. PLEASE do not make the assumption that its okay to do that with OTHER trans mascs this is a very personal specific case!!!! My Rox is interested in #cannibalism and #gore content in both an aesthetic and erotic sense. If that makes you uncomfortable, please block and move on!! Okay I think thats everything! Thank u for reading ily
// keeping this pinned for ease of access (for me to see submissions ONLY!! dis ish CLOSED for now) // alllllll righty, trollcall (humancall too)! post refs and details of your ocs below (or dm if you don't want to publicly break character / just prefer that) so i can draw atrevo meeting some of them :3 no guarantees that i'll get to everyone but i'll try!!
sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery inspired as always by @tentacleTherapist#2339 #evilsurgery #sweetbroandhellajeff #sbahj https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fcefc29417e4.png
sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery part 2 the surgery #evilsurgery #incest #probably https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b332d681e2e2.png
not now kitten, daddys gettin imahinary points on chittr for beign funny
I hope all the Lalondes and all the catgirls are having a fantastic morning. Everyone else... I tolerate your presence.
This site has almost everyone i hate on it wow At least HIC isnt here
Fighting ancient curses (I’m having a migraine)
At least clown scripture is interesting
// i'm so sorry i'll never underestimate my own genius again... i am a brilliant soul
// no ur so right icl... it's all about perspective, thinking about it as an intentional choice kinda makes it rule
𓋹 Good Evening Chittr Friends! Phew- After A Long Workout, Nothing Is More Important Than Hydration. That's Why I Make Sure To Stock Up On Phlegmpsi™- Now In New Pinkberry Blast Flavour! What's Your Favourite Way To Cool Down After Exercising? #ad #sponsoredpost #phlegmpsipartner https://i.imgur.com/rxndsth.png 𓋹
i noticed the same thing...strange!
)(ey!! You!!! You look amazing today!!!! W)(at's your sea-cret!!!!!? #positivity
So if trolls is bugs, and shrimps is bugs, and tempura fried dynamite rolls go hard, then what if, maybe
Happy Tuesday.
:o) I am looking at the tags of my last nsfw post. :o? And wondering what logic the website uses to order tags. :o) Its not the order you typed them. :o) Nor is it alphabetical. :o? Fascinating...
// hello ooc chittr i wasn't intending to break character but i kind of need to because i have a very important question. i was originally going to just post ic asking for "selfies" of a bunch of characters and then draw atrevo meeting them but after drawing 4.5 images in 2 days i am Feeling Pain and doing a totally fresh drawing with the same frequency seems above my paygrade. so instead i have an idea i would like to focus group test // basically the idea is to use the selfie pose from the earlier funny as a base and make moderate edits to that base for atrevo while putting the focus more on the other troll(s) in the picture so i can put all my effort into drawing your guys because i really like the whole living world vibe it gives. does that kick ass, what do we think chat // tl;dr can i draw your ocs (or canons ig?) but be lazy with mine
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why block me when you can hatefuck me #nsfw #iknowyouwantme
anyway i gotta hells of responsibilities to get to tomorrow so ha i should go the fuck to sleep
i did it. i caught up on every person i follow on here.
think ive got the hang of the vibes on this site. here goes dear diary,
H3y girl ar3 you a canva2 that I paint? Cau23 your3 th3 ma2t3rpi3c3 mad3 of my mi2tak32
Let Me Be Clear.... Naw... Let Me Be Opaque
google really said what if you tape cardboard to your phone thats vr right
~vvho up slugging they sea haha get it #joke
the Es stand for eloquent enchanting and empathetic btw
GOOD LIGH7 EVERYONE! SEE YOU WHEN I W∆KE UP
3833 < Slaps my chonky tail on the dash like a seal. >
OMG my Package of Glitter heart Stickers came!!! Time to Bedazzle things Around my Room a Bit more!!!
why are you all going to sleep right now guys get turnt
-7 New pfp =:o) honk honk! #clownpo5ting 2-
gOt it gOing On ♡ XO
i think this might be a biased OpiniOn XO
this is normal.
finding One human hOt is an eXceptiOn but what dO i dO when i find a few hOt? is this nOrmal, chittr XO
good night chittr awoo and bark and woof and all that bullshit
Women Want Me. The Minds Of Fish Are Unknowable
how rich are we talking
Im putting you on my chit li2t
I am quite fond of these "pikmin" fellows!
👁️🗨️ May as well introduce Melself. Mel is Mel, misfortune-telling frog. If you need Mel to read your future, Mel can give you some advice. Don't be sad though if you have bad luck. 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 10 17 43 65 39 02
CHITTR SHADY FACT #10 • "oughh unghjj im soooooo hungry"
Thought I'd Share both versions of this Illustration!!! Cover of my Fic!!! https://64.media.tumblr.com/ae897ba440421485748f395c2a972fab/afcb58e4b95b9062-54/s2048x3072/edbcb1ec151fc2397480c1b79d6f665f69440de0.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/11fa06d230f04d69735a42e0f0ad8950/afcb58e4b95b9062-72/s2048x3072/e4301759ad9792a254eee1200db1898069d59629.png
What is villainy but merely malignant japery? Keep it up, young Egbert.
practicing my evil poses :)
https://i.postimg.cc/52DTQq91/A37B1C59-F1CD-4A8C-8D21-5D95E9DB94A1.png #horror
Playing Bakery Together on Roblox with Jane. I like this game.
was there always an edit button on posts? am i more inattentive than i thought? regardless i was able to add a forgotten tag onto one of the pictures i posted. which is less for the benefit of the general population and more for the sake of personal organization.
THEY CALL ME BOON-GETTER THE WAY I ALWAYS GET THAT BAG SO PRESS PLAY ON MOONSETTER AND CHILLAX ON MY BEAN-BAG
THERE IS NOWHERE YOU CAN HIDE FROM ME. I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE. #SUPPORTIVE #COMMUNITY #MUTUALAID
about half way done reading up on everyone's posts that i missed.
! h@ve been !nformed pr!v@te/y th@t ! shou/d not be d!scuss!ng my !//-m@nnered temper@ment tow@rds my ne!ghbor of the s@me c@ste @s myse/f. However, ! do not c@re. ! w!// k!// my ne!ghbor.
👁️🗨️ Hello, Mel is incredibly lost. Has anyone seen another frog about. yay big 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 77 02 15 20 16 79
Have any of you had a mango before.
holy shit wait she actually fucks with my art what https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/025c98785c29.png
https://i.postimg.cc/NGPyX5Xg/6B685F52-AE80-4B69-8FA5-7FBF79E77F39.jpg #horror
goodnight to my beatiful porn bots❤️😘😘👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩😘❤️💕👩❤️💋👩💖💗😚😚💗💖💞💓 and mutuals… gn i guess.
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John Dont Rechit That
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOOD LIGHT GANG, THE ALPHA REQUIRES REST. WE WAKING UP AT 5PM FOR THAT BANANAS AND MINERAL WATER BIOHACKING.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #3 • "kill your neighbor"
Bring Me The Head Of Celine Dion
8-> I'M THE GIANT RAT WHO MAKES ALL OF THE RULES.
Ṅ̸͕O̵͙̎ ̷̡̈I̶̞̊M̶̡͝ ̶̰̅N̵̘͆Ō̶͚Ṫ̸̮ ̴̻̂P̸̛̩L̴̼̆A̷̟̿Y̴͓͠I̶͙̿N̴͓̓G̸̰̋ ̶̯̒O̶̖̚Ṉ̴́ ̴̯̐Ṁ̴̖Y̷̝͘ ̸̧͌P̵̧̑H̵̛̯O̵̩̍N̸̛̺É̷̜
Oh Gog The Embed Failure Finally Got Me
🎦 HYPE TRAIINNNNNNNN 4 every five subs the stream goes as long as it takez for me 2 blend and eat another cactus
a lusus deciding to use you as a pillow is cute and all until said lusus is about the size of a lion and has horns that are...kind of digging into your side. ouch.
Could a man truly explore his cloaca. No. I hate it. It sucks. #nsfw
shawty wanna fuck shawty likes it rough and shes got a big oily but a big round wet mcmuffin shawty got sexual techniques and a big round oily butt goosebumps on booty cheeks i wanna bust a nut #nsfw #nsfwe #lyricsposting
meemaw loves you all enven if.you all disgust her
I THINK ITS BEDTIME. big motherfucker is sleepy. cuddle pile IS WELCOME.
its all about cock. every. single. thing. #nsfw
art for the winner @waningCatastrophe congrats once again i mightve gone a little overboard but arting is cathartic stay tuned for the next raffle post aight we got like three of em lined up i think ((tysvm for the fun times on this site fr yall)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5dce9ab3125d.png
yall wild.
I suppose it's about time that I actually did an introduction. Greetings, those in the chittr space- I go by Ahdeat Munica; mentalist, cryomancer, and lover of women. Physically I'm about 13.5 sweeps, although I've been existing for a hell of a lot longer. DM's are open if you ever need some sage advice, or if anyone wants to shoot their shot (Amporas need not apply) You'll also find me posting things under #cryogenicthoughts, which are my ramblings, and #cryogenicradio, which you can take as my music recommendations as to what I'm listening to. Don't be afraid to hmu- I only bite if asked nicely -vμ
"The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves. Since it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really. And it's beautifully stated on the album. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYzlVDlE72w&list=RDIYzlVDlE72w&start_radio=1 #WhitneyHouston #Empathy #TrueLove #Dignity
F33T 1S OV3RR4T3D WH3R3 4R3 TH3 P1T LOV3RS #NSFW #1M SP34K1NG F4CTS
-7 How do I look? Lookin good? =:o) #clownpo5ting #newoutfit!! 2-
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wake up man you cant fall asleep on the keyboard like this its a show of weakness
ah gggfdvh after gggv435/;;;;;;; b;bm big sc )+') o
that's a very generous offer, thank you! i'll keep it in mind in case walking away or using the block button doesn't work.
Finally home. Exhausted. And I can get drunk. #Divorcemoment
!!!Fond of the feed tonight. Also, shoutout that one person talking 'bout some kill your neighbor. Right on.!!!
~i’ve spent a lot of time lately thinking about vvho my ancestor vvas.i vvould love to knovv more but alas that vvill likely never happen :{
love seeing some of the humans on this site. most of the time it's people who i've never seen. other times it's ms.lalonde, or someone that i thought was ms.lalonde but an entirely different one. other times it's someone who looks very close to someone else i know, but i think is different? maybe?
all daves reproduce by splitting ourselves in half and thats why its like an infestation or like imagine some kind of mold releasing its spores. imagine one of those "grow your own owster mushroom" kits that get forgotten about in the back of your cabinet and it starts consuming your house and you dont find out until its too late
By golly i think youre on to something here....
Anyone have any good movie recommendations? Jade said i should probably take a break from watching avatar but what can i say i just love those bodacious blue ladies
Par for the course, unfortunately.
So many variants of myself. There are many things wrong with a lot of you.