Anyways. After a day or so of being here shitposting, I guess I could introduce myself. Kris, Lord of Doom, more or less at your service. I am well-pleased to have a place to post every stupid thought that comes to mind.
While I was growing up, I somehow managed to never see a clown, is my leading hypothesis, and probably something to do with my burgeoning powers and desire to prevent... hm. You know, for all the explaining I Could Do? I can't really see clowns unless I focus because I am a little hater.
We love a little hater. Please always live your truth.
The French thing is mostly a joke. I was betrayed by a French crew on sea of thieves and... oh. More being a little hater.
Sigh. Tell me about the French.
We grouped up to kill a boss, one of their guys left early to sink out ship, and they had the nerve to be like "we are sp sorry" as they sailed away and our ship burned down.
That's so sad. It totally trumps my thing. You remember what my thing was, right?
It certainly does not. If you like, I could beam attack your clown for you?
Sorry. Puppet clown bitch.
No, I just kind of like to pretend he doesn't exist. It's very peaceful. Your thing trumps the puppet guy, though.
Yeah, that's his full government name.