Why is it always jakedirk this and janedirk such and such. Weve all got two hands folks and with these two hands i suggest HITTING THE FRIGGING LOG OFF BUTTON BEFORE YOU ENGAGE IN MORE *DISMAL MINDED CADDERY*.
BUTT OUT.
you SHOULdNT have been in the way of my yo yo ANd that was only after you PLAYEd that mean Prank on me i thought the messiah was going to smack me UPSIdE dOWN for losing you also she lets me trail because im her ProPhet so jot that dOWN mr big butt
Dont call me that!!!!!
I pity your small, wet, organic brain. You can't imagine the symbols and signifiers I'm abstracting it off to in 5D space.
Not on my post buster calibrate your computing on someone elses time.
Now a humble, red-blooded, American pair of glasses can't get his licks in on Dirk anywhere he pleases? What is this world coming to. I thought we were on the same team, bro. I gave you top human billing, second only to the obviously superior lifeform. Consider me the #DirkAbuse fluffer, your steadfast ally, here to prepare him for your killing blow. #NSFW?
I cant help but feel like you might be getting your wires crossed here about the nature of this conundrum. Like maybe youre making it into some perverted yukfest when it is REALLY so chaste that the nunnery might even join in on getting their licks in! So!