Howdy-do! A couple of official announcements, summarized from the July recap bulletin, for those of you neglecting to tune into BBW, or the BettyBroadcast Worldwide network. DEALS: August is ICE CREAM MONTH! Celebrate and take cover from the summer heat with that special someone by selecting one of your favorite BETTY CROCKER FROZEN DESSERT PRODUCTS from a participating retailer today, buy one get one free! <3 PHILANTRHOPY: Our most recent BAKE-A-WISH FOUNDATION winner is URJINN PAUVRE! Urjinn is a twelve sweep-old goldblooded troll living in the CARAPACIAN KINGDOM, and five-time applicant to the program! His wish was for the divine resurrection of his long-dead moirail, POBRAY CEETOH! Urjinn, your impassioned written pleas have finally fallen on receptive ears! Congratulations, and I wish you all the best. Don't let Pobray behind the wheels of ANY MORE scuttlebuggies, and certainly not perpendicular to any more train tracks! We at Crockercorp wish you all the best! :B PUBLIC AFFAIRS: Crockercorp is also determined to support the ever-crumbling financial framework of the Human Kingdom and beyond. Please congratulate the following public programs for their recent partnership with Crockercorp and its subsidiaries: - HUMAN KINGDOM PUBLIC HEALTH AND NUTRITION ASSOCIATION - HUMAN KINGDOM HOSPITAL AUTHORITY - HUMAN KINGDOM JOINT WATER AND SEWER SERVICES - HUMAN KINGDOM DEPARTMENT OF CIVILIAN SAFETY - HUMAN KINGDOM INVESTIGATIVE BUREAU
They only have four fingers janey you must excuse their slapdash craftsmanship. They simply didnt mean to give you a big ol loogie and a fat little bottom.
HUMPH!!!
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CAN THE RAPSCALLIONS ABOVE ME KEEP THEIR BRITCHES ON.
It seems not. :B
What were those remarks you were just making about my, and I quote, "fat little bottom?"
Not like that!
... Dare I ask in what activities these aforementioned heifers are even participating?
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｢щ(゜▽゜щ)cardio fitness.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: boiyoing.]