♦ pitied by @golgothasTerror
this cant be real
A formal statement on the events of last night's MARVUS XOLOTO performance. It is my sincerest regret that our star performer was not able to enchant you all with the musical stylings of his newest single #BIGFATA$$. However, it seems the arrival of some additional bad actors, in a desperate plea NOT to change the ideologies of the people, but merely to gain my attention, detonated an explosive in the arena shortly after the announcement of the night's closing performance. UNFORTUNATELY, the sheer quantity of oil sprayed amongst the arena and crowds acted as an accelerator. Crockercorp pledges to utilize a water-based lubricant for all future events featuring two men in skimpy shorts slamming one another before a roaring crowd. Anyway. Reanimations and mass healings have taken place throughout the evening and are now completed. Thank you all for attending. Announcement for this evening's festivities are to come shortly. #eridanweek #bombing #oiledup #badcombo
[ THIS CHIT HAS BEEN PENNED BY A PAID INTERN. OPINIONS ARE REFLECTIVE OF DIRK STRIDER. ] #AREYOUCOMING? #ERIDANWEEK https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
Jesus H. Dick.
oKAY SO, i STARTED BLEEDING FROM MY SCENT NUGGET TOO, a BIT WHICH IS, nOT GREAT, bUT, a LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE, fALLEN UNCONSCIOUS, i HOPE, sO NOW, i CAN SEE THE STAGE, a LOT BETTER, tHOUGH ALSO, tHEIR, mEAT IS NO LONGER BLOCKING, tHE PAINFUL SOUND WAVES,
@circuitousTautology hello your replies still arent coming through for some reason ive tried resetting my husktop a few times but i am still receiving no notifications from you cna you try replying here maybe? ( tags: The Rankmaid/Exemplar Danklook, original art, archive rating: G ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1477f9d3d1f1.png
the hardest part of beinng a lowblood artist is how easily highbloods cann just take your work annd pass it off as their ownn. if i revealed my blood color, i’d surely be out out of a job. to my fellow creators, stay safe annd stay annonnymous
>([#ad a regulator s#ow up at my door askin w#ere i was last nig#t i told em at your lusus #ouse anyways long story s#ort my #earing is on monday]
D --> Oh god
D --> The tins
The selling point was never hidden, Jake. We're all aware why people watch the show. At some point you've got to embrace it.
the books were better
wwho the fuck are ya
concept: learning how difficult it is for leprechauns to get stains out of their fuzz marking your flings face with your color to force them to walk around with the splatters shown proudly until they can get it out (tags: Reader/Leprechaun, facials, genetic material play, unlisted quad, unlisted charms, alien biology, #nsfw, marking, forced exibitionism, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating: E)
D --> The topic of surgery has been broached so I am obligated to ask if anyone needs anything done, I have %perience
D --> I cannot wait for tomorrows Horsle
could.... could yea
that wwas a disgustin portmanteau you uttered just noww
there needs t0 be a n0n-blackr0m p0int-and-laugh 0pti0n f0r p0sts.
>([o# #ell na# its so over #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/4bab9ca9c9b3.png]
Imagine me, overusing Oxford commas, like a tool. Is it even possible, that something more disdainworthy, could even exist?
- Interesting... will mmake a #BusinessMindedNote to try Handling it this way...
OOC // ok you people made me oocpost for the first time which i wasnt going to do and wont do again if i can help it but the person being referenced about "being sensitive about doubles" is currently at work but would like to pass along that they were making that comment 100% ic and do not care about doubles LOL. they are not kinning and do not actually care and are totally ok with doubles. but now that their comment in-character has been misconstrued as like REAL WORLD GRIEF somehow i'm just issuing a small statement on their behalf if someone was offended by an IC comment made by a character you DO have the right to block them rather than vagueposting them multiple times ooc. not encouraging counter-hate back to those people cause i dont think any of us give a fuck but. just reminding you thats an option LOL
ITS NICE TO HAVE A BOSS WHO WILL LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TALK TO HIM INSTEAD OF SAYING SHUT UP BISCUITS GO TO HELL YOU BRICK HEADDED HALFWIT
D --> My prior post was misunderstood, I am heavily irradiated
Chin up, gooooood fellooow! I'm sure there's sooomeooone ooout there fooor yooou! Nooow granted, Chittr may be an ooodd place tooo ask... Looots ooof ooodd quackbeasts arooound the place!
jokes aside, you are always free to crash at my place if you really need to.
awwww jake.... if ur lonely u know u can just come over instead of fishin for a random roomie :(