-- Chittr, Am I The Asshole? -- I (25F, Creator) recently visited a friend (25NB, Creator) for dinner in their home. When they excused themselves to the powder room, I rose from the table and began to strategically captchalogue pieces of furniture and decor (37), leaving a hyper-realistic cake (Sour cream poundcake; Ermine frosting; Fondant) replica in their stead. Upon their return, we resumed our conversation and concluded our evening together. This was two months ago. Now, I am being leveled with accusations of holding the genuine household articles ransom as I have not yet disclosed which items are indeed cake, and not every replica is a load-bearing seat by which the natural processes of discovery may unveil the impostors! And also a minor infestation of mold on the upholstery. Why I think I might be "The Asshole:" One of the articles is the preserved tomb of a mutated feline whom may or may not have held some personal significance to my unnamed friend. In my defense: I was field testing a new technique to replicate the glassy exterior of the cube.
tbh i dont think this is a mad unfair view of it or anything like i can see both sides gonna need mah guy back tho #PLZ
kay so in her defense!!! lol! im actually learning that a LOOOOOOOT of shit can b caked rn
ok so in defense of op........ i kinda maybe MISSED some of these cakeables bc ive sorta either been in da lab/the good ol gamer basement for like a month n a half mayhaps
i understand why a 3rd party might feel this way but to be tbh theres kinda some ~nuance~ here
(psssssst hey eridan could u cast me a teleprotation spell on beastcaster whiskey sour of the encapsulated prison prismz)
(like it doesnt even have 2 be a big cool one it can just be kind of like a casual chill one ykwim)
k wait...... tavvy uve BEEN to my hive u know how much junk i have in here!!!!! lmao! id need like 2 sweeps! except atp thered be more mold in my wizerd landing then probably... :(
hey dude, frig off. jane and i can both be carrying the flame! it is a huge, olympic-style torch with two handles. she totally couldn't carry it without me.
In your dreams, buster!!! :B
wHAT DOES THIS, hAVE TO DO WITH jANE, aND HER ISSUE?