Jake English
@golgothasTerror
Skaianet CEO and PROUD consort king! • 25 • he/him • please submit all personal inquiries to jakeenglish@skaia.net! 💥🎃👊RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH SHOOTS IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE!!👊🎃💥
Letting gcat have a beer! #saturyay #whatthehell #sure
The only acceptable way to celebrate a Saturday.
jAKE, dON'T DO 1T, yOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE, a MAJOR BONER ON YOUR HANDS, aND MAKE YOURSELF OUT TO BE, a REAL NONCE!
If youve ever been victim to my FATHEADED sense of easily retractable comradery kindly raise your hand so i can divvy up a payout of some consolation moolah! Clearly those who share my likeness are little more than UNDERHANDED BLUNDERBABES looking to get up to no good so im sorry if youve ever dealt with a not-me me and his twerp ass attitude! #directpost #BIGGERfuckyou
And i dont even doubt that my less gentlemanly doppel would have double crossed a wizard!
Its always this hoity toity business about being sober as if these guys havent heard of buffalo sober. Beers and wines and light liquors but not all of them. Easy! #substances
I say man some of you guys are real jabberwockies. As in you guys *jabber* a LOT.
Not a single dang d in my original post id say i did a fine job dodging the draft capital D.
Back in the day if you didnt have a fella in your corner to help tug your train down the line you were just called a regular ol johnny pervert and left to your own devices. #suggestive
Sometimes its hard to find a good way to approach an apple often times i find myself just stuck getting one started.
But one must tough it out for the succulent innards it holds and well. Shucks thats just life isnt it.
I... like it in here... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c16099b5124b.png
i'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT, jAKE BUDDY OL PAL, tHE JOY ON YOUR FACE IS, jUST 1NFECTIOUS,
Im not addicted to gambling im addicted to hope and theres just plain and square nothing wrong with that.
fuuuuuck this is tru kinda makes me wanna get back into the swing of #jadebustin again
Im no sunday prude but good heavens to betsy dont talk about my granny like that. Tavvy i had no idea you were such a debauched pervert!
DAMMIT u got me!!!! godddd i miss it tav i rly do fml.... i think i need u to come over so we can bust one 2gether iykwim ;)))
wHAT? nOW i KNOW, i HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH, yOUR gAMGAM, cERTAINLY NOT 1N THE WAY, i HAD MY WAY WITH, jADE'S gRAMPS,
yea rn!!!! u better hurry LOL..... lest i start bustin these jades all by my lonely lonesome!
i'M COMING, i'M COM1NG rOXY! aS FAST AS i CAN, dON'T YOU BUST, uNTIL i AM THERE, tO BUST WITH YOU!
Im wordsmithing up some new zingers and i think snapping my fingers and slapping my knee and going "what the fluff!?!" might be a goodun let me know what you guys think.
^^hoW cute!^^ ^^i think lusus loVers Will get a lot out of that.^^
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What the fluff! This little critter just minted my new phrase.
Id be a really piss poor celebrity if i razzed the kindly intentions of every junior believer out there. If you wanna shimmy your shoulders and tut on your neighbor boy with a little prayer for some hope mojo im not gonna snub you in some shakedown. No hate to my other mes of course im a big fan of their work too. Just stop taking the hair from my brush and stuff thats like a squatbodied dude trying to slim down. (Off pudding!) (Like off putting heh.)
Worst suck a shrimp saturday ever!
If luck be a lady then shes one ornery gal because what in the sam hill man. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d6a7414d7da2.jpg
Is that you in your profile picture.
Then boy howdy yessir. Im in a real pickle and i need some strong mitted mister to give me a handout!
I'd gladly suck the sausage clean off your upholstery any day~~~~~~~. They look so plump~.
what the fuck were you using to carry all that, your hands????
i'm no southerner, but i'm pretty sure you were suppose to carry that in one of those big ass Military grade Pots
Having a good one with the friendly fisherman himself @goannasAcrimony ! One sip of ikriom juice (aqua freskriom) and my dude goes buck wild haha cant take him anywhere. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2a57c94059bc.png
<-|--|~~ i waS checking the material.
Weve all been there bro sometimes we all need to check the fit and feel of some prospective britches.
Do you folks think i could eat a 28 inch diameter pizza.
You certainly could if you were determined enough but i dunno if itd be a very pleasant experience.
I TOLD YOU TO STOP ASKING PEOPLE ABOUT THE DAMN 28 INCH PIZZA. A 28 INCH DIAMETER PIZZA IN 28 MINUTES IS NOT, AND I QUOTE, "ONE INCH OF PIZZA PER MINUTE."
If theres a challenge afoot ill be the first to put boots down!
Naysayers appear at every turn to dog my aspirations but i shant go under! Im treading water here which is precisely what they forfeit one cup of for my chow time.
if you locked in and through the power a hope yeah i reckon you would crush that challenge with ease
Oh yes the hope stuff i forgot about that.
Peeping through the looking glass sure does make me feel wonky. Most of you long in the tooth born and bred alternians are regular gluttons for violence but my good pal (earth c ways) is named bagell britch and all they do is kindly serve up the deli day in and day out. I wonder if earth c trolls are just born a little softer or if youve all secretly got an epic heart of gold hidden beneath your social fritz and bloodthirsty fiddlefaddle...
It brings a tear to my eye to hear folks take "our boys in blue" as some tip of the hat towards the boys with a badge and *not* an inclusive shoutout to our (very) fine fellas up and down the middle gradient of the (caddish) (NOT good) hemospectrum.
Every time i turn up to some klatch i get this kind of overhanging presence like theres some humbug shooting me the heebie jeebies. At first i thought it was a sponsor hot on my tail and trying to trap my fur for falling off the wagon but ive come to find that its actually probably nothing at all! And im just being kind of hypervigilant for no reason.
Say does anyone start to sweat when theyre alone for no good reason or is it just me.
This is why i trust my most hearty and ineffable squeeze! My firmest and snuggest gal pal were just two bugs in a rug.
Pour one out for our pals of the olden era. Instead of jonesing it up with your best guys on the web about your various whackadoodle interests you were just called ol johnny pervert and shipped to the nut house.
Ah, the bedlam houses DID have a certain je ne sais quoi to them, though!
Nobody ever wants to chow down on ol jakes sweet potato and asparagus casserole.
This Made My Physically Recoil, Thank You.
Happy pride month folks!!
