Jake English
@golgothasTerror
Skaianet CEO and PROUD consort king! • 25 • he/him • please submit all personal inquiries to jakeenglish@skaia.net! 💥🎃👊RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH SHOOTS IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE!!👊🎃💥
I got front row tickets to poke his side with a pointy stick! Aw hells yes.
Im sorry bro but thats just the way the cookie crumbles... all this backdrift has to end in an EPIC bang and i for one am plum giddy to be tending to you gentlestyle.
SOME people need to realize that not EVERY TREND is for them. So they can shut the front door and stop posting stupid fricken hogwash about dudes gussied up as PONIES.
:33 < exactly! i believe a lot of what youre saying :33 < i can relate actually!! my meowrail really enjoys talking about hoofbeasts :33 < and he cant help but smile sh33pishly over them and he sweats more talking about him :33 < and it stinks up the whole block when he does that like p.u. :33 < but with this said people have their interests and favorite fauna and i say that is a-okay!! :33 #meowbeastsarecool #hoofbeastsarecool #hopbeastsarecool #uhhhhhhhhh #etc
My type is easy peasy to sus out! If you like looking down the barrel of a smoking gun to think gee this sort of rambunctious adventuring has got me all tuckered out id like to take a long walk on the beach and settle in for a movie watch then we MAY be birds of a feather. Being cool hued doesnt hurt anything either haha. :) Im a single pringle ready to mingle!
do not azzk quezztionzz your itty bitty human pan would never handle knowing but you will know he izz mine and to keep your dumb zzquizzhy gripperzz off or i will remove them with my fangzzzzzzzzzzzz
Well... okie dokie. Me and my pal mesqui will now be engaging in frivolous beef betwixt two fellas now.
Conkussion?No... hang over. #Eridanweek lives to se another day!
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Anoth£r lik£, amazing post. Good job. V£ry lik£, w£ll typ£d out <33 ;P
OMFG. Lik£, AW<33 I lik£ dont know if I can lik£, acc£pt that lik£ honour im lik£, not cool £nough for that!
Be there or be square!! The biggest loser is the biggest SNOOZER. Ill be drinking to forget but always remembering at #eridanweek tonight! #Iwantcandy ! #substances
Dagnabbit. I was trying to be a stand up fella and help another guy handle his rod but the poor sucker got spooked by a second hand and called the whole thing off. #fishingfriday always seems to be spoiled by some quickdraw finishing early! Phooey.
Also i caught no fish i guess.
Aye. That can happen. A fella can b'ne\/\/\/\/ t'th'\/\/\/\/hole idea o' lettin' ano'er handle yer rod. Yer grip can be intimidatin'! Make sure that \/\/\/\/hen y'pass yer rod, y'grab underneath the shaft an' firmly at the base o'th'handle.
I tried! I suppose all that baiting got my hands slicker than all get out though because my palm kept slipping up and down that poor fellas pole.
*AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUMBLE IN DA CREW...* As i am sure you ALL bore witness to last night me and my cohost with the comost entered a small legitimate scuffle between the second and third round of our #RUMBLENIGHT soiree leading to the whole kerfuffle going off kilter. It is with a heavy and grateful heart that i deeply apologize that our keister smacking and slaps to the rear were interrupted by his bad tude and stark lack of audience work up. This and the unforeseen consequences of some slackjawed doofus nuking the whole joint in terroristic glee has forced both of us to make some difficult decisions regarding the future production of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH and all other endeavors sponsored or managed by RUMBLE IN DA LLC. As of today 4/3/2⬛️⬛️⬛️ we have severed all professional ties and will no longer be working in association with each other. This is a heartbreaking and hopeless decision for us to make in tandem and its with a hung head that this announcement comes to you so suddenly. RUMBLE IN DA MERCHANDISING will have a flash sale later tonight to clear the rest of our stock and will no longer be produced. Thank you so much for the support on our endeavors and we can only hope you continue to support us as we move towards a new tomorrow! Whether it be ALONE or together. SIGNED. JAKE ENGLISH SKAIANET AND RUMBLEINDALLC CEO.
- YOU;'RE JOKING YOUR KISMESIS AND NO PLEASE THE GOURD TRACT VIOLENCE
- PLEASE MY FELLOW COVERT MUTANT OLIVE. YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR KISMMESIS BACK. IT'S THE ONLY WAY
- My words are mmore immportant. The people need this, and frankly, the needs of the people far outweigh yours if we are just going to consider this like normmal utilitarian folks #UnCancel #Please #
My bro tavros always knows what to say when a man is down and out granted it takes him a whole helluva lot longer to say it than the average bear on accounting of his vernacular and fry on his verbiage but thats all fine and dandy.
Im not going to lie my busted chops still ache something fierce from the doublefisted beatdown i received last night. Egads! Who knew a lady so prone to busting her spigot had a wind up like that.
:33 < Nevfurr forget, paddles are heavy! Mew have to imagine the purrength that must go into carrying it around everyday! Mew should've s33n it coming, I say.
:33 < Ill have my peopurr send for an official Beforian Times ice bag for mewre keister! Worry not, Mistpurr English~
Be there or be square! At #eridanweek! https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35f8069316fd.gif
FUCK Y0UR M4RK3T1NG T34M 1S F1R3
Im prepping my ittiest briefs for the show! Dont forget to #oilup and turn out for the throw down of the CENTURY. The impervious hero jake english stakes his claim into two ruffian cads... the infamous heel dirk strider himself guards the corner and swings from the ropes... will eridan ampora prove to be friend foe or something far more dastardly?? Set the station and shake the static from your boobtube! All will be revealed AND MORE at #eridanweek!
Aw dont razz my good pal eridan hes the top of the class in terms of expert dudery and rock hard fellas.
If you are so opposed to him you ought to tune in to me pounding him! Im going to beat that sucker to smitherines.
Be first in line for that cads butt whooping and youll get a full frontal view of the action my good man. 🔫🔫;)
I have been postitutely bumping the latest release from the king of clownery himself! @clownBae s latest tune has got me jiving like a mad cat on a hot tin roof. The backing track of #rumblenight itself be sure to tune your stereoviews to #eridanweek s very own THRICE OILED RUMBLETHON!! https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=lsHrniMKWo_Aj6LV
I sure do love going around corners unguarded and unprepared for any sort of potential creamy projectile from an unsuspected prankstress!
bE CAREFUL jAKE, iT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR A, cREAM PIE, iNSTANT LOSS, tYPE, sCENARIO, iT CAN HAPPEN, tO ANY, oF US,
Its like ive been reduced to being flat on my hiney! Legs akimbo and my mind totally scrambled...
Why is everyone feeling somber and dread at the handwich stand. :( #eridanweek
Batten the hatches and prep your bling! The world isnt ready to gander your official skaianet sponsored #eridanweek SWWAG (super wowing wearable authorized garments) as you tear through the crowds and turn up to your favorite transdimensional trollian artists! The fun isnt over when the festivities conclude keep donning your duds and swinging from the rafters in these funky tees commemorating ERIDAY1. Ordering online?? Use coupon code RUMBLETHURS10 for 10% off your purchase! For 10% off of physical retailers unload your ammunition into one of our handy rounds disposal jars and keep on keeping on as you rejoin the frisk of this kittyfray. (All proceeds from troll bruno mars commemorative tees will be donated to his inevitable psychological treatment.) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20ff77af8399.gif
I wouldnt deprive a lady of her ability to self market bro its the 21st century thats just archaic.
Skaianet will now be selling novelty tees to commemorate #eridanweek night one! If youre hankering for a little swag in your duds kindly shoot me a howdy do and well make magic happen.
Im just saying that people learn and grow and sometimes they need to do it by themselves at #eridanweek!
Exploring my options at #eridanweek!
Thinking of maybe seeing other people in a little break bro! #eridanweek
I think you should eXplore other options besides #EridanWeek. Eating sand, for eXample. - MC Oleana
Im learning new sensations at #eridanweek!
You know tav might be one of my very best companions. Hes such a sweet peach that im all shoots and smiles to just be near him! And his horn fits just right into that suspicious dent in the back of my noodle.
hAHA YEAH PAGE BUDDIES FOR LIFE, aHAHA I WOULD NEVER, aCCIDENTALLY CAUSE HARM TO YOU, hAHA, aND THEN, nOT TELL YOU OUT OF, fEAR OF REPRISAL FROM, yOUR SCARY FRIEND WITH, tHE GLASSES, hAHA,
(^･ω･^) < TAVROS AND JAKE SHIPCOURSE!!! #SHIPCOURSE #NEWIDEAS