Jake English
@golgothasTerror
Skaianet CEO and PROUD consort king! • 25 • he/him • please submit all personal inquiries to jakeenglish@skaia.net! 💥🎃👊RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH SHOOTS IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE!!👊🎃💥
Nobody ever wants to chow down on ol jakes sweet potato and asparagus casserole.
Happy pride month folks!!
You cant just have a one man harlem shake...
I wonder how many honest to goodness fellas assume im of the european steeze strictly by the way i get on about the web. I think im just more mush mouthed than anything. Personally anyway!
Bro i think itd be awful difficult to give you the full lowdown youre a poor fish out of water. Fella doesnt even know france. Hes never seen the french dispatch.
Frankly i guess im a little green about all these clam happy englishes running tootsweet with their happily claimed ankle biters. I thought for a long time maybe i was incapable of junk like that but maybe it really is just a *me* thing. Like maybe other mes have got their noggins screwed on straight and im stuck in the muck being some kind of silly boy about the little things.
There's worse Jakes to be, believe me.
Well durr yeah i think being someones skippy ol pappy is the worst it can get.
some experiences arent for everyone! i think it is totally okay for you to explore life at your own pace without feeling too weird about not sharing some experiences with your alternates. i know that i dont really want to share some of those experiences mine have had... -_-
Oh jade. You always know just what to say to cheer a fella up. Hey is your icon off kilter or is it just me seeing things a little screwy.
I dunno! Its always a little funny seeing a bunch of random dick tom and harrys razz those of the striderian kin. Ought to have the ability to throw tomatoes at the screen.
tomatoes would be() pretty fucking great right about now;
Reminding me of my new pal @cuttlefishCabbalist ! This dudes eating corn through a picket coral fence to boot too. Heh. Hes like if the two of us mixed and made something funky! https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5b/10/9d/5b109d8067eeb0bb8f9d1cd05d24272a.jpg
This is so funny. Are you coming tonight.
Gotta go! Me and the ol bffeferi are playing table pong! Instead of doing shots every time we win we take little sips of ice cream from the flower of a hibiscus. Toodles!
Everythings coming up english!
You know a dude likes to break out the good chow on a hellacious friday! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/feb859506377.jpg
Well this is just plum embarassing for me.
I dunno if your brofy meant all that much if some random ol ragamuffin is taking you to the wayside.
Everyones wetting their britches about a dude getting tootsweet on the timeline. Tighten your belts boys thats usually how it is for him! #vaguepost #NOTvaguepost #missingmyfishing
Successful pancake flip. Yep! I bet youre green over there. Not everyone can do it the way ol jake does.
Im learning so many colors in the comments here dude its like blues clues in here.
If you think one like isnt a lot just imagine another fella in the room sitting really close to you going gee whilikers that was a good one.
Not to harsh the vibes of every fella cottoning to the corners of this lil fudge junior nonsense but i dunno if he was so much a real guy with real pizzazz as he was a real piece of WORK.
Sorry for the juniorheads in the audience but some things simply must be said.
I toss my two cents in and suddenly the whole fricken fountain is clogged huh. I was under the impression that that scallywag was just the ol ar-bot in disguise but phooey me for trying to think with my noodle and not my doodle or whatever.
Sometimes when a mountain is put into perspective it just becomes a mole hill! Who wouldda thunk.
Wouldn't that necessitate you rising far above said mountain Things only seem small in perspective because of where you stand - [END TRANSMISSION] ﴾⦵﴿
sO TRUE BUDDY! aND IF YOU TAKE A SPOONFUL OF DIRT, oFF YOUR MOUNTAIN, oNCE EVERY SO OFTEN, aFTER A WH1LE,,, iT CAN BECOME A MOLE HILL, hEH,
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-E)(-E)(-E)(-E!!! 38D Yaaaay! I want to make sure I get along well wit)( bestie's closest people!
Ok! Well its kind of like i was her first bestie so.
Meeting the fricken replacement i suppose.
O)( I could N-EV-----ER replace you! Jane and I's friends)(ip is really special, but in a completely different ocean t)(an t)(e relations)(ip s)(e s)(ares wit)( you!
Dont get me wrong im all for the cinematic jaunts of mister singer and his rowdy boy bunch and id *never* razz the artistic inclinations of those hollywood bigwigs but i do so wish theyd kept mystiques penchant for skulls! I mean its just a helluva pun to have such a leading lady decked to the nines in her fashions of SKULLduggery. Get it??
Read it and weep! A good and proper rating of all the smurfs. I had to thick the herd some in my selections as theres like kind of a fricken billion of them but this is all the bigguns basically. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9ad2eeccaf39.png
Lik£, this is cl£arly totally lik£, a post mad£ by lik£, a smurf £xp£rt, lik£, WOW!!!
Yes! It is gay! Everyone is having a silly fun time you goof.
OHHH, I THOUGHT IT WA$ $OME KIND OF IN$ULT. I $WEAR I'VE $EEN AN AMPORA U$E IT LIKE THAT.
Splash zone tickets to the pervert opera if you please! #suggestive
Bro im trying to watch the flick but everyones on their phones all the damn time. Phantom of the maximum brightness! Phantom of the turn that junk off man!
