Jake English
@golgothasTerror
Skaianet CEO and PROUD consort king! • 25 • he/him • please submit all personal inquiries to jakeenglish@skaia.net! 💥🎃👊RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH SHOOTS IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE!!👊🎃💥
Getting frozen yogurt. Poll of public opinion! <3 for my order- half cake batter yogurt, half cheesecake yogurt. Strawberries, waffle cone pieces, strawberry sauce drizzle, and sprinkles. Eaten with caution not to overmix. <3< for @golgothasTerror's order- Cotton candy yogurt, caramel yogurt, an ENTIRE SUGAR COOKIE (reported to be stale), strawberry AND blackberry "popping boba," white chocolate chips, and Swedish Fish. Stirred vigorously into a noxious gray sludge before consuming.
For the win!!
Dont dog the potion until youve howled at the moon at least once.
Serious inquiry: How many of you actually believe me to be british? Ive just been called "brit boy" and im a bit floored really. You people do realize you can have an accent without being british yes? Its important to me that you realize this.
A dude gets a little tongue tied over his verbiage and instead of being called a marble mouth like the good ol days they call you british. :/
Ill say. Curse my extensive vernacular i suppose. Im being labeled in ways i dont quite appreciate!
Say it aint so brother... i know the feeling!
What is being a lesbian but being gay with extra steps?
More untrue words have never been spoken bro! 🔥
I was not complimenting you my good man actually i was kind of doing precisely the opposite. Razzing your ass!
th1s goes hard... guys he's actually k1nda bad*ss...
Awww i just wanna squeeze the little sonuva until he clean pops!!! His strut is simply hellacious man this is a gooddun put it in the books.
i know at least one of you guys out there have fallen prey to an ai crystal mug off of etsy vibes-based
The picture looked so real...
yeah ill call that a vwrap, i kinda wvanna rush through these boring match-ups. surprise surprise, aranea beat the lady nobody knovws in the #cronusbabeoff. shocker. bye dollie, better luck next time. er, hmm. actually im feeling a lil bad for her, giwven vwho she vwent against and wvhos running the thing... wvell! aranea movwes on! next up, novw heres an interesting one. porrim maryam vws. jane crocker! this is a high seed against lovw, but i think it could be anyones game. porrim has the ravw sex appeal and charisma, but janes been established on this site for a vwhile, just look through the "adored" tab dovwn there and youll see plenty of her cleawvage. i might havwe to let this one run a wvhile if its close. wvote belowv, as usual, for wvhich babe is hottest. #suggestiwve #nsfwv? <3 or <> for porrim <3< or c3< for jane
Most call this a landslide by the way!
Happy pride month folks!!
SOOrry yOOur a day late ^^'
Huh?
I THINK THIS MAY BE MY FINEST BATCH OF CIGARS YET.
The smoky cling of your collar never fails to disappoint pops!
I wonder how many honest to goodness fellas assume im of the european steeze strictly by the way i get on about the web. I think im just more mush mouthed than anything. Personally anyway!
Its like france and stuff!
Bro i think itd be awful difficult to give you the full lowdown youre a poor fish out of water. Fella doesnt even know france. Hes never seen the french dispatch.
Shopping trip. #BettyCrocker #Reup #NeedMyMix #Yummers!
A whole bunch of sweet things all in one!
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
Oh wowzers! Happy wriggling day kantkit!
Are you perhaps high.
:(
Frankly i guess im a little green about all these clam happy englishes running tootsweet with their happily claimed ankle biters. I thought for a long time maybe i was incapable of junk like that but maybe it really is just a *me* thing. Like maybe other mes have got their noggins screwed on straight and im stuck in the muck being some kind of silly boy about the little things.
There's worse Jakes to be, believe me.
Well durr yeah i think being someones skippy ol pappy is the worst it can get.
some experiences arent for everyone! i think it is totally okay for you to explore life at your own pace without feeling too weird about not sharing some experiences with your alternates. i know that i dont really want to share some of those experiences mine have had... -_-
Oh jade. You always know just what to say to cheer a fella up. Hey is your icon off kilter or is it just me seeing things a little screwy.
:o) Good evening. :o) Have you ever felt as though you're being watched? :o) Have you felt your skin crawl with the sensation, only to whip around and find no one there? :o) Have you ever felt your fear spike in a dark hallway for no reason? :o) Have you ever sworn you saw a dark shape out of the corner of your eye, but nothing was there? :o) You should pay more attention. :o) You never know who's right behind you.
This is how i feel after watching army of darkness sometimes! But then i remember that ol mister williams and his chiseled physique is always fit to sweep from the rafters and cave in the rear ends of whatever nefarious do badders are lurking by the wayside.
Would anyone be interested in seeing the photo of when Dirk and I held Nedd for the first time? :) #neddposting
Who in high heavens is nedd.
Dirk and I's son! He's five now!
Egads man.
He's quite cute! Shall I then? I may anyway.
Please bro i think i must see what hellfire creation sprung from dirks loins. <:|