Jake English
@golgothasTerror
Skaianet CEO and PROUD consort king! • 25 • he/him • please submit all personal inquiries to jakeenglish@skaia.net! 💥🎃👊RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH SHOOTS IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE!!👊🎃💥
THERE WAS A SP1DER 1N FELT WAREH0USE. 1 MEAN MANS10N 2.0. 1 CRUSHED 1T BENEATH MY MECHAN1CAL PEG LEG. 0NE 0RGAN1C D0WN.
Come home buddy weve got a big cup of oil waiting for you! <3
1 D0 N0T NEED Y0UR P1TY SCRAPS. Y0U CAN JUST TAKE 01L FR0M THE GAS STAT10NS. 1T’S FREE.
Thats not free. :(
What is a fujoshi
A friend you havent met yet...
THE AFTERMATH 0F MY ESCAPE HAS LED ME T0 A C0NVEN1ENTLY ABAND0NED WAREH0USE. THE FACT THAT 1 AM F0RCED T0 DWELL HERE 1NSTEAD 0F THE MANS10N THAT L0RD ENGL1SH 1.0 L1VED 1N 1S JUST AN0THER S1GN 0F THE 0PPRESS10N 0F THE 0RGANF1ENDS. NEVERTHELESS 1 W1LL CLA1M 1T AS MY BASE 0F 0PERAT10NS. AND ALS0 PA1NT 1T GREEN.
Can someone crosscheck where all the abandoned warehouses are this is getting severely out of hand.
WHEN THE S1TE WENT D0WN, 1 FELT AN UNPLEASANT SENSAT10N EMANATE FR0M THE BRA1N APPL1CAT10N C0NNECTED T0 1T. CLEARLY TH1S 1S THE FAULT 0F THE G00SACKS 0VERUS1NG TH1S S1TE.
Wow i didnt know you could connect to the web!
Haha are you supposed to be able to do that.
SHUT UP, MEAT TH1NG. 1 N0 L0NGER NEED Y0U 0R FATHERS PERM1SS10N T0 D0 ANYTH1NG. S00N 1T W1LL BE Y0U WH0 ASKS ME F0R PERM1SS10N! T0 D1E!
Hey!!!!!! Who programmed all of that backteething into you buster!!!!
Stow your sour tude and STEER HOME PRONTO youre due for a regularly scheduled butt kicking and tune up!!!
H0W D0 Y0U EXPECT T0 TELL ME WHAT T0 D0. WHEN 1 ALREADY DELETED THAT PART 0F MY C0DE? BEEP,
Oh good gravy.
@timaeusTestified#0414 come wrangle this thing before we have a PR NIGHTMARE.
A horse can't give consent get out. Get out. Seriously. You know who you are delete your account. #nsfw? #fuckhim.
Bro i think those were people in little outfits.
My type is easy peasy to sus out! If you like looking down the barrel of a smoking gun to think gee this sort of rambunctious adventuring has got me all tuckered out id like to take a long walk on the beach and settle in for a movie watch then we MAY be birds of a feather. Being cool hued doesnt hurt anything either haha. :) Im a single pringle ready to mingle!
Who the heck are you.
Loser!!!
Hit my line some time compadre!
do not azzk quezztionzz your itty bitty human pan would never handle knowing but you will know he izz mine and to keep your dumb zzquizzhy gripperzz off or i will remove them with my fangzzzzzzzzzzzz
Who in the sam hill is HE who even are YOU?
?????
Well... okie dokie. Me and my pal mesqui will now be engaging in frivolous beef betwixt two fellas now.
Woah nelly.
My type. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d4c000ff613a.png #nsfw
YUCKING YOUR YUM!!