Jake English
@golgothasTerror
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#disco
Aw the critter in your icon is smiling.
Dare to hope little pinky dare to hope...
Yeah! Like a pig?
Err.
Chock this up to something lost in translation amigo.
i had a tumble vwith an olivwe lass from ovwerseas once, she said, i shit you not, "theyre gonna call you king richard the vway ill leavwe you lion dowvn". #nsfwv #cwv-the-british #shevwasrighttoo #ifanolivwesaysitsbarbed #theyaintlion
Theyre gonna call me ethelred the second the way im unready!
She can get it tbh
Did you attach the right picture?
trolls from across the pond are alvways saying shit like, "oi lovwe, the sight of your crannys got me piddling sludge" and expect you to find that hot. #nsfwv #cwv-the-british
Thank heavens for the proper tagging dude. Stuff like this would get our guys across the river tugging at more than just their collar if you get the cut of my jib.
Although it does lead to some pretty epic flubs on my half like i fear we might have quite separate definitions of what a sticky pudding is. Id take off my bib but frankly regardless of how your (big benjamin) pendulum swings ill be chowing down politely thank you very much. #suggestive
Psychokenesis is actually stored in the ass meaning if you see a cerulean with a fatty you're in danger...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Ill keep my eyes peeled.
Imagine hating on us while were just here like this
<:|
I know I shouldn’t bake when angry. However, I don’t have a better option.
Good lord what happens to those pastries...
It is simply not my finest work. Which only makes me more angry, in the end. And maybe sometimes a tray gets flung across the yard.
Oh phew! Here i thought you were knuckling down a cheesecake for your woes but youre just doing the good and honest thing of putting out a load of gloop. Goody!
got a beer bottle thrown at me la2t niight.
Well what did you do to earn that beer bottle being chucked your way huh?
love that you a22ume iit’2 iimmediiately my fault viictiim blamiing much.
I just feel like im missing some context my friend!
ii diidn’t turn around when he yelled at me becau2e ii wa2 iin the miiddle of a performance 2o he throw a bottle at me. that’2 what ii diid two earn iit.
Aw man now i feel like a real boob. You didnt deserve all that. My sincerest apologies!
I say man some of you guys are real jabberwockies. As in you guys *jabber* a LOT.
guess you could say i gibber
im in this post and i dont like it
Gibber? I hardly know her.
Not a single dang d in my original post id say i did a fine job dodging the draft capital D.
>([i am now a genie make ya wis# and ill fuck it up for you in a t#ematically relevant way]
Hm. Childish, but I am between tasks so I'll humor you. I wish for my plans to come to fruition.
>([everyt#in u ever wanted comes to be but u find it strangely #ollow an unsatisfyin and u realize all da time u spent planning and preppin took away any c#ance u #ad 2 prepare for #appiness also u fall down t#e stairs and break ur foot real bad]
Just about as charming as I anticipated. What a waste of my time.
Dont listen to this fuddyduddy mxster or mxssus turkin i think your goofing off was really pretty funny. Ten million comedians out of a job and youre cracking jokes for free and theyre pretty fricken top notch.
*Come *Irritate. No idea what happened there.
I know what happened there bro you fat fingered it.