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Getting frozen yogurt. Poll of public opinion! <3 for my order- half cake batter yogurt, half cheesecake yogurt. Strawberries, waffle cone pieces, strawberry sauce drizzle, and sprinkles. Eaten with caution not to overmix. <3< for @golgothasTerror's order- Cotton candy yogurt, caramel yogurt, an ENTIRE SUGAR COOKIE (reported to be stale), strawberry AND blackberry "popping boba," white chocolate chips, and Swedish Fish. Stirred vigorously into a noxious gray sludge before consuming.
Ranking excluding Creators or Creator-adjacent individuals.
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
Expect big changes coming. This is most definitely NOT the account on which my marketing team makes their professional announcements, but I will issue this surplus note because it relates to some pet projects of mine. As of this morning, Crockercorp has officially acquired the Pizza Hut brand rights from Yum Consort Holdings (who really held us over a soup cauldron in the negotiations but whatever). Which means that we, Crockerlings, are one step closer to the Earth-C Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
uh... well... you can pet h1m! but don't pop h1m... please... }:(
me and @golgothassterror after falling for another ai generated mug and then getting cursed by an etsy witch https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/93a89839cec4.jpg
꩜ ~Sometimes I like to stand at the shore and let the wind ruffle my hair. And just-- stand there... like an anime protagonist.~ 𓂃⛱
THANK YOU JAKE, YOUR COMPANY IS ALWAYS APPRECIATED.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be20abd84dcd.png //out of character. eridan would never post this but i would @gutsyGumshoe @commandingAuthority @caligulaAscendit @adiosToreador
Shopping trip. #BettyCrocker #Reup #NeedMyMix #Yummers!
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
no it totally is! i keep forgetting to adjust it.
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
M. M. MINISCULE. leather. I GOTTA LOG OFF. tell jake i said. HEY JAKE. good boy.
I was QUITE ceremoniously invited to appear on the next episode of Rumble! After clearing my schedule, having the garments for the event custom-tailored, and hauling myself all the way down to the Patch, it was only after physically climbing into the ring that I discovered that we CANNOT proceed. Because someone (@golgothasTerror) couldn't hit me. Or even stage-hit me. Or even convincingly raise his fist to me. We tried for over an hour. I thought he was going to toss his cookies from sheer stress at one point. We cut the line on that catch when he began to sizzle and glow. I suppose I ought to find it sweet, but I'm moreso inconvenienced by the way I am squeezed into this MINUSCULE leather getup with nowhere to take it. :|
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Men don't strike this pose the way they did on Earth of yore. The precise complexion of his charms have been lost to time. Rest in peace, Doug. You could have taught them how to Dougie- and just maybe you would have.
#FishingFriday #BackseatFishing #YetWePersevere
... Unreal Heiress, play No Children by The Mountain Goats.
Unreal Heiress, play How Deep Is Your Love by the Bee Gees.
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ive seen the little smurfs that live inside muffins.
sO TRUE BUDDY! aND IF YOU TAKE A SPOONFUL OF DIRT, oFF YOUR MOUNTAIN, oNCE EVERY SO OFTEN, aFTER A WH1LE,,, iT CAN BECOME A MOLE HILL, hEH,
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I suppose I owe a sincere apology to those of you whose contact with me has lapsed over the last... week? two weeks? I don't quite recall! :B Frankly, in all the lotus-eating festivity, I completely lost track of the calendar, and with it my professional agenda... but I take it Unreal Heiress kept my appointments and delivered my pre-formulated responses at the office in a timely manner! I've been away. It was entirely incidental that the extension of an invitation to "hang" reached my inbox so shortly after my... change in status. Hrm! And then we... gee. It feels invasive to summarize the hours upon hours of Gill Time which commenced across the following days! ... Where was I? Oh, yes, right. I guess I'm home now. Or. Whatever. Who cares. I miss you already, @cuttlefishCabbalist! :( More pictures of our escapades incoming. #BFFS #gillfronds #noromo #bestfriendsforever #sisters https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff3e335cf5b7.PNG
Lik£, this is cl£arly totally lik£, a post mad£ by lik£, a smurf £xp£rt, lik£, WOW!!!
the wworst part a this wwhole depressin episode is that she wwill accept this foul indignity as a means a self harm or perhaps a cry for help but none wwill answwer and her plight wwill only degrade to more pernicious circumstances until shes got an aquarius tramp stamp and is doin her hair up like the human sandy olsson #vvaguechitt
wOW i LOVE THIS, pEEK INTO YOUR LIGHT AND MORALLY STRAIGHTFORWARD PAN, tHANKS FOR SHARING!
⋆⁺‧₊☽ I 'aven't 'eard of these things but I trust your rankin'!! ☾₊‧⁺⋆
pff.
Well folks! A hit pervert will holler!!!!!!!! And I guess we're all perverts for watchin' this shit. They told me Cats was next.
Jake and Roxy are making me watch the Pervert of the Opera. ::::/
hehe that's pretty funny!
↗️RATIO.↗️
See every time i end up speaking to a real like-minded fella on here it always just ends up being another jake. At this point im doomed to only ever have a meaningful conversation with me.
@caligulasAquarium @golgothasTerror @terminallyCapricious#2753 #rumble https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/464d8dd0344b.png
@caligulasAquarium @timaeusTestified#0414 @golgothasTerror #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #iykyk https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/998b819e0c87.gif
@golgothasTerror @caligulasAquarium #rumble https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c1ea4d8c10f2.png
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0684f809eb94.gif #rumble #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #rankbait #yaoi #imcoming #cww-flashing @timaeusTestified#0414 @golgothasTerror
pov: dirk and you get into a sparring match and he's oiled up and in tight-fitting clothing and is all over you and fight fight fight kiss kiss kiss #nsfw #savingmygooningforlater #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
<-|--|~~ JAKE ENGLISH SHOW THEM YOUR MIGHT.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/Q3JMZX5Q/IMAGE.PNG NOBODY COULD HAVE PREDICTED. THIS COLOSSAL TWIST. #RUMBLE @TIMAEUSTESTIFIED#0414 @GOLGOTHASTERROR #SHIPPINGWAR #SHIPPINGPEACEDEAL #THEYSWITCH!
raw unedited no powers megido on megido #megidomay day 21 #rumblenight at #ramranch https://poll-maker.com/poll5785981x4f474EB6-168 vote #jakedirk https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/868625880ec8.png
- Hahaha, hey bro. 🤣 I amm going to send you a looping track of positive affirmmations to listen to, because you seemm to need a little Help Handling the wantonly given opinions of a bunch of Jobless hivebodies. - Take themm to heart. And remmemmber. You don't even have to win this one. You just. Have to mmake it. As pitch as possible. 📝🙂↕️🙂↕️ - Hope this'll Help!
Spectrographic analysis confirms you literally glow with hopely light. You were also voted People’s Sexiest Human Alive for the last three years running. Board members resigned over your reign of terror. You don’t need to fish for compliments like a teen girl on Facebook.
dirk strider not very happy a true sensei has stepped to the plate to discuss topping...heh... #nsfw #WOKEGOONING
As Earth C’s leading expert on women, they don’t tend to enter into the decision-making process between two grown men deciding which one of them would rather take it up the ass. #NSFW #PleaseHold #NobelCommitteeCalling #ToConferMyFeminismAndAllyshipAward #WhichIDecline #TheyShouldGiveItToRankmaid.
JAKE ENGLISH: HIS CHARMING WILES AND FṴNNY WORDS HAVE SECṴRED HIM THE VOTE OF MINE
there's nothing subversive or wrong about a man with a fat ass topping, pleasant kohais... #nsfw #wokegooning
#AskJane -- Question: doo you ship #DIRKJAKE or #JAKEDIRK ftw -- Answer: I have never in my life voluntarily contemplated the arrangement of this particular entanglement. It is ALWAYS being presented to me, in equal proportion of appeal to, say, the anus of a housecat attempting to identify itself. YES, I RECOGNIZE YOU. Yes, I am sure this is something you are excited to offer for my perusal, but good gravy, get that tushy out of my face!!! ... That being said. Here's the poll, I guess. https://poll-maker.com/poll5785981x4f474EB6-168 https://forms.gle/ypsj9r2BhnLdaGVK9
I jjusst let out a little ssshriek of delight. TThat'ss sso genuinely awessome. I want to live in your mussshroom housse head like a little ssmurf.
#ivoted #teamjake @handMaid tonight the #shippingwar comes to an end at the #rumble and i will taste sweet sweet #jakedirk victory and maybe taste something else if im lucky in my vip seats @timaeusTestified#0414 @golgothasTerror https://poll-maker.com/poll5785981x4f474EB6-168 (tags: Jake English/Dirk Strider, choke him until hes blue, #nsfw, #jakedirk, #rumblenight, #votejake, archive rating: M)
1 can smell that h1dden dom energy from a m1le away, TRUST rank-sama 💪
yoooo team Jake REPRESENT! 💪
[There is a link to a GrubTube video from the official New New Skaia Community College channel. Most of the videos on it are from some sort of media club, but there are more official looking ones as well. The video shows Tavros wearing a graduation cap, a gown, and a mixed expression. She keeps glancing towards the front of the audience, at a handful of empty seats. She walks to a podium, struggles a bit with the microphone, then delivers a valedictorian speech. Her voice is cracking and her tone wavering, but she has the audience eating out of the palm of her hand. They laugh at nonsense non-sequitors that sound like inside jokes, they cheer when she congratulates them all, they fall silent when she laments that Mr. Abernathy wasn't able to make it. She even gets an applause that's only half-begrudging when she compliments the vegan catering done by some reality show. Some way, somehow, tavros has the aura of someone popular. Liked. Respected. And yet, she keeps glancing towards those chairs. Eventually she bows out, throws up her cap, and makes her way off-stage just in time for the cameras to only barelt catch her mascara starting to run.] wELL, tHERE IT IS, fOUR HUMAN YEARS AND,,, iT'S OVER, i AM A BACHELORETTE OF, bIOLOGY,,, i'VE BEEN ACCEPTED INTO THE, sKAIAN uNIVERSITY OF lIFE FOR THE VETERINARY TRACK SO,,, jUST TIME TO WAIT FOR THAT, aHAHA,,, tHANKS @TIMAEUStESTIFIED FOR SHOWING UP, tHAT WAS A SURPRISE SINCE, wELL i GUESS i SHOULD HAVE SENT YOU AN INVITE, i JUST DIDN'T THINK YOU, aCCEPTED ME AS BASICALLY, tHE 8TH ALPHA KID BUT,,, iT MEANT A LOT THAT, sOMEONE SHOWED, aHA, hA,,, tHIS WAS, a REALLY BIG MOMENT FOR ME, AND,,, i REALLY WANTED TO SHARE IN THAT JOY, wITH MY FRIENDS AND, eXPERIENCE PEOPLE BEING PROUD, oF ME AND COMING OUT, fOR ME, yOU KNOW, mAKING TIME FOR, tAVROS BUT, pEOPLE ARE BUSY, i GET IT, sO IT'S WHATEVER, bUT UMM, i SHOULDN'T BE WHINING, cONGRATS TO ALL MY FELLOW GRADS AND, tHANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, mR. aBERNATHY, i WISH YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THERE, i'M GOING HIVE, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/FC2BD92E027F.JPG
congratulations mara-chan as a gift for 10k ill warn you ahead of time that the 2283th battalion horde about to crest over the 34th northwestern front is only a distraction for the squadron backdooring the recupe hub tents around 63.45541, 113.48968 #jakedirk
suckin on jake's human pipe make a mother fucker real tranquil. I WAS BLOWING THAT BITCH SO LONG AND SO HARD THAT I CAN'T UP AND MOTHER FUCKING KEEP MY EYES OPEN NO MORE. shit filled the whole room with that good good smell and all you mother fuckers who can hang should know that hanging with me and @golgothasTerror is a mother fucking good time. JUST ASK HIM ABOUT HIS HOOKAH. #nsfw #substance @archiveAddict #suggestive
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You've been wanting it. You've been waiting for it. You've been begging so sweetly that we had no choice but to give it to you. We're going back to Da Pumpkin Patch for a rambunctious returning Rumble this Thursday evening. We've got pounds upon pounds of prime beef, oil by the barrel, and a special opening act that'll have you wishing you'd paid for tickets in the Splash Zone. More details to come. Be there. #imcoming #rumble #rumblenight
Watching #StrangeMagic with @arachnidsGrip#9137, @golgothasTerror, and @tipsyGnostalgic#2248. ... I don't know if I'm quite prepared to have my heartstrings tugged on a piece primarily centered around love potions. Who picked this schlock???
LATEX.
THERE’S ANOTHER #RUMBLEINDAPUMPKINPATCH I’M GOING TO NEED GO BE SEDATED. #IMCOMING FOR SURE.
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i used to pray for times like these i got down on my knees i bowed my head i said dear aoba hello its me again its aradia can you please bring back rumble i would do anything i would give anything i would destroy anything in exchange for this #imcoming #imcoming #imcoming i cant believe this my dreams are coming true thank you thank you thank you thank you im #watchingthisspace #iwanttolive #rankbait #jakedirk #imcoming
WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP!
<-|--|~~ YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.
#dirkjake #jakedirk #morelike #eridirkjake #rankbait
@golgothasTerror Got anything stronger than penicillin? You're the resident expert on bringing home contagious souvenirs. I could use a pro here. ⁺₊⋆ へ ☀︎ ૮ - ՛ ) ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⋆ ☀︎ / ⁻ ⸝⸝⸝| ⁺₊ 乀 (ˍ, ل ل ⋆⁺ This nasty neko needs a flea bath! He sho0u0ld be more caref0u0l where he sticks his hana! —dar0u0?
Let's make like a set of Legos. Bricked up and slotted into each other.
hEY PAL, yOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN ALL UP IN, mY HOLES SO i KNOW YOU AREN'T JUST TELLING TALL TALES OR, dEEP AS THEY WERE, yOU'RE REGULARLY DOING jOHN hENRY STUFF TO MY HOLES, dEFEATING WHATEVER ANY ARTIFICIAL HOLE DEEPENER, mIGHT DO FOR ME!
@golgothasTerror Is bringing a surprise guest over for an evening rendezvous. I must admit, after the week I've had it will be nice to put my legs up and unwind. Hopefully his taste in secondary company rivals his primary.
#megidomay #day17 #holeposting #postinghole #posthole #rankbait wwhen @archivveAddict demands #hole wwhat is a prince to do but stand and fuckin delivver thus i returned to an iconic eridan wweek location (iykyk) and rendered a #hole i should hope is wworthy of makin up for the trespass a slackin on megido may activvities https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d1ef9869500.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fc4ca41b28.gif https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24daa0d1a7d1.png
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part deux. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fe1ab7fc3f.png
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/facba58a1d7b.png
you really be frothing at the mouth for a sister and they be leaving you on read. TAKE IT FROM ME BROTHERS. IT AIN'T WORTH IT.
damn they just be lettin tarot wwieldin charlatans on this site like its nothin dont evven bother testin their buoyancy like the good ol days
some of you who are disgusted by the sight of a pail are truly the weakest of the species #nsfw #getagrip
you all wwanted it literally evvery single one of you wwanted it so badly and it showws #itscoming #rumblenight #TWWO https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/90720f2d58b3.png #dirkjake #jakedirk #eridirkjake #rankbait
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#FishingFriday https://i.ibb.co/YBpJ80wD/image.png @caligulasAquarium @golgothasTerror @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @terminallyCapricious#2753 @gutsyGumshoe @technicallyTimaeus @adiosToreador
concept: "all you have to do is tap out" they are above you as you lay on your back their hands around you neck glaring down with a wide smile and their grip begins to properly crush your windpipe there are so many people around watching but when theyre on top of you like this it feels like youre the only two on the planet "tap out" they repeat through gritted fangs their body presses tighter into yours as you choke out struggled gasps you see their expression shift to a frightening smugness as their hips roll once against you oh fuck "are you unsheathed right now, y/n?" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, fightfic, #rankworks, #fightnight, good luck fighters!, pitchslop, pitchcoded, no quads mentioned, choking, breathplay, #nsfw, exhibitionism, archive rating: M)
travversin out into the dark forest and performin the arcane incantations for locate pages
#NEVERBACKDOWN #NEVERSURRENDER #NEVERADMITFAULT #NEVERADMITDEFEAT #NEVERSTOPBEATINGYOURHEADAGAINSTTHATWALL #ALPHASTRATEGIES
I've still yet to discover an iteration of myself I like better than the one who was, and I quote, "Married to Freddy Fazbear." We've bridged the gap from believability into full-on novelty at that point. MORE, I say. Get stupider while you're at it. You may accuse me of sarcasm all you want, but I happen to miss her every single day. Shine on, you beautiful ninny.
He doesn't hold a flicker of a candle to you, Littlebritches. He can't even light my wick.
... But Fuzzywhiskers! <:( You can't possibly mean that.
Like this post and I'll tell you if there's an iteration of your person on this platform I like more than you. Frankly, this ought to be a slam dunk for some of you.
What on God's green Earth is a "tsundere." Should I be offended.
A RAPID FIRE SUMMATION OF MY OPINIONS ON VARIOUS METHODS OF CAKE DECORATION. Part two of ???. Did I say rapid fire? I meant colonial musket speed. This one's going to be a compilation. Lambeth deserved his own post for reasons I hope are self-explanatory. SEPARATED TIER CAKES are most commonly depicted as VINTAGE WEDDING CAKES. You can probably imagine for yourself my reaction to the transformation of a fully edible dessert into something half-plastic, rendered more of a decorative centerpiece. Actually feels like a concession in luxury and labor. But trust me when I say it is nothing compared to those enormous wedding cakes made almost entirely of frosted styrofoam minus the base portion to be cut by the bride and groom. On all that is holy, there is a special place in Hell awaiting those who partake in THAT dullheaded custom. ... I do so love those vintage wedding toppers. Always pictured my own. ... Started doodling. Got distracted. MOVING ON. On the flip side, MINIMALIST CAKES. Can be frosted smoothly without the additional frills, perhaps with a simple texture. May only be crumb-coated. May only be jam-filled with frosting, fruit, or powdered sugar on top. If you were going for rustic- congratulations, you've arrived. If your goal was elegance, you had better hope and pray for a surgeon's hands as you smooth those edges. The well-made cake, inherently, is already a beautiful artifact. It is the natural instinct not to want to make up that which already sports perfect bone structure. Hat on a hat. Some people are into the hat-stacking dealie, if certain fatherly forums are to be believed, but let us give props to doing just enough and no more than that. ARGH. I keep looking at wedding cake toppers. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e73372b1570.png
it scares me h0w much there is wr0ng with y0u.
NEXT BIT, N00KWIPE.
(Uh) I don't knoww wwhere they got this picture, girllll (Boyyy) Oh, no-no, I'm not actually from Alterniaaaa - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
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D --> Shattered disc fragments D --> Hardrive % Magnets D --> Data stored cannot be restored D --> Boot in Safe mode dispose the payload D --> Missing no. Like NAN-woes D --> RAM hot and fan blows
Some very big names in this batch of contestants, folks! Meenah Peixes, @cuttlefishCrusher A leading political figure, Ms. Peixes hasn't forgotten her roots. But have her culinary skills grown rusty? Vixroy Altrom, @featherbeastOpponent Talk about hive cooking! Vixroy kills everything he eats! Will cooking game help win the cooking game? Wrothe Aieray, @gratuitousAnnuity This guy, uhh... Says here he's good at using the microwave? Are we going to need to tell him you can't have your dogs out in Angels' Nutritionblock? Jake English, @golgothasTerror You know him, you love him! Voted the Sexiest Man on Earth C 984 days in a row, champion of the Pumpkin Patch, thought leader, it's Jake English himself ladies and gents! #AngelsNutritionblock
nOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Deterministic Finite Automaton? Nah. Dead Fucking Annoying, always. Please reach out if you have experienced my responder being DFA, whether on your posts or in your DMs. Lack of confirmation will be taken as confirmation. Each verified case will convert to one hour of maintenance and testing he will go through before being allowed back online.
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<-|--|~~ it iS only if i have let the batch Sit longer than it ought to mr engliSh otherwiSe i can hold my juice quite well.
<-|--|~~ SometimeS i SuSpect you are in my hive when i am partaking in a late batch of juice.
<-|--|~~ Should i be Selected mr engliSh i will not let you down.
[The somewhat grainy recording opens up with a troll’s face nearly taking up the entire frame. He affixes the camera with an extraordinarily intense stare for a few seconds before backing up a bit, revealing a hulking frame and bandages wound snugly about his thick neck. The hive block he’s in is sparsely decorated and somewhat small, with the only notable fixture being a small shrine situated beneath a pair of pistols mounted upon the wall. The large troll takes a deep breath before speaking, never blinking.] "My name is Ikriom Trecal and this is my audition tape for Total Drama Island. If you seek unrelenting brutality and tenacity to enthrall and entertain, then look now further. I will claw and rend my way to the apex of this competition." [The troll takes a deep breath, swallowing thickly.] "I have long been inspired by the stories of the revolutionaries of old Alternia and the exploits of the legendary Page of Hope. This will be my inaugural journey into the blinding realm of reality entertainment. There I shall demonstrate the visceral clarity of purpose that will blaze my path to the summit of victory. And there I shall etch my name into the annals of history just as the fighters preceding me have." [The troll reaches for something off-screen, never taking his eyes off the camera. He reveals the object, a collection of what appears to be dried-out fins, mostly drained of color and retaining only a pale shade of violet around their ragged bases. A few piercings glint in a couple.] "Mementos of my choicest targets. Assignments I was fortunate enough to land. For as long as they live they will never forget that which pursued them, subdued them, maimed them. To remind them that they, just as the all the other castes, are mortal. I wish to remind all abyss-whispers of this fact. As they sit in their lavish hives and engage in their ostentatious galas and peddle their filth on social media. What can just as easily befall them at any given moment." [He sets the fins down and retrieves something else, a few tiny, meticulously-crafted glass sculptures of various lusii. He’s still staring.] "I would also like to share my art with others. I believe my skill in working with glass to be top-notch and I would enjoy creating more sculptures for others. Victory may open up considerable opportunities in that regard." [He sets the sculptures down and leans back in. Still staring, but grinning now and displaying rows of sharp teeth.] "This is my audition. I await the trials of the island and its dramatic totality." [The video ends.] @starPower @gutsyGumshoe
The #totaldramaisland auditions are ROLLING IN. We are pleased to report a BUMPER CROP of eligible candidates. Please continue to post your submissions and to tag myself and @starPower. ... I WISH you could read what I'm reading. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e01183f9898c.png
HERE ARE THE DETAILS FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAAAAAND!!!!! OUR ROSTER WILL INCLUDE: - TWELVE TROLLS, RUST-VIOLET CASTES. TWO OF YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO ENTER AS HEMOANONYMOUS, BUT BE WARNED, WE WILL NOOOOOT CENSOR IT IF YOU START BLEEDING OR RELEASING OTHER FLUIDS ON LIIIIIVE TV. - TWO PROSPITANS AND TWO DERSITES, PREFERABLY AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE MAFIA DUDES, BUT I WILL CONSIDER EVERYONE. - EIIIIIGHT OF THOSE HUMAN THANGS. I DON'T KNOW YOUR BLOOD COLORS SO DON'T TELL ME, YOU ARE ALL PERSONALITY HIRES. - TWO WILDCARDS, BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME FREEEEEAKY ASS ALIENS ON HERE I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. GOD TIER/IMMORTAL/ETC. APPLICANTS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. SORRY FOLKS, NO DIVINITY ALLOWED HERE! THE GRAND PRIZE FOR WINNING WILL BE A FAST TRACK TO SLEEEEEAZY TABLOID FAME, A SMALL FORTUNE, AND *ONE* FAVOR OF YOUR CHOICE GRANTED BY @GUTSYGUMSHOE WITH EITHER HER INCREDIBLE GODLIKE POWERS OR HER INFINITE CAPITALISTIC REACH. THIS SEASON WILL TAKE PLACE ON THE AQUARIUS ISLANDS, THE FORMER SITE OF #ERIDANWEEK, COMPLEEEEETELY RENOVATED INTO A STUNNING SUMMER CAMP-ESQUE SETTING. DON'T WORRY, THE CHALLENGES ARE TOOOOOTALLY SAFE! WE HAD TONS OF CROCKERCORP INTERNS TEST THEM OUT, AND OOOOONLY A FEW OF THEM PERMADIED! ON THAT TOPIC, THIS SEASON OF STUUUUUNNING TELEVISION WILL BE SPONSORED BY CROCKERCORP, AIRING EXCLUSIVELY ON THE BETTYBROADCAST WORLDWIDE NETWORK (BBW). THIS IS WHAT ALLOWS US TO HOST THE FIRST! EVER! INTEEEEERDIMENSIONAL SEASON OF #TOTALDRAMAISLAND. YOU HAVE UNTIL MAY 1ST TO GET YOUR AUDITIONS IN, AT WHICH POINT WE WILL ANNOUNCE THE FINAL CAST! WE WILL BEGIN LIVE BROADCASTING ON MAY 11TH! PLEASE *READ* AND FILL OUT THE ATTACHED FORM TO GET YOUR STRUTPOD IN THE DOOR AND SECURE YOUR POTENTIAL PLACE IN TELEVISION HISTORY! DISCLAIMER: WE MAKE NO PROMISES THAT ANYONE WHO SOMEHOW PERISHES DURING THE FILMING WILL BE REVIVED. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/4LZUEZDJBB3IJUQD8
i love humans!
440. New PB. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/72b46a7b609c.png
https://i.ibb.co/5W8S6hHs/image.png Please, Big Brother was my father. Call me Big Bro. @timaeusTestified#0414
https://64.media.tumblr.com/9d226b90ca11c728e229c2583944114d/eeee312527e03baf-54/s1280x1920/0c803709e61c5d8f1ee48b36e245c12c3e35d5fe.gif Patch notes: Ver. 1.0.1: Re-downloaded skins. Increased modesty. Added kawaii blush reaction. @timaeusTestified#0414 Satisfied with my virtue yet?
As nonhumans, nontrolls, noncarapacians, and nonconsorts are ineligible for Employee of the Month, April's award goes to Sparkles the Salamander from Legal. Be sure to subscribe at plushrump.com.
God forbid I ask the real questions in my quest to become ever-more educated on the subject of trolls. Such as this. Does a fresh-hatched grub have that warm buttered-baby scalp scent, or would I find the odor repulsive. Like a burning tire skidmark. We may need to test this hypothesis in real time. @grimAuxiliatrix
eHEHE, tHAT IS SWEET OF YOU, JAKE, bUT, iT IS GOING TO TAKE A LONG TIME, tO GET MY DVM, sO, eVERY LITTLE BIT COUNTS!
I went to matesprit island and they were redefining their tourism laws to preclude your entry. #matespritisland
♯iknew what you ♯meant but it is still ♯true
In honor of 4/20, I've been uploaded to a limited run of disposable vapes. Frankly not our best work, and I'm not terribly attached to my myriad chud sons, so you're welcome to leave them to rot between the carseat and the console. Get yours now. https://i.ibb.co/2195GQ9p/image.png #Substance #Drugs #420.
aS LONG AS, iF YOU ARE ON MY RIGHT, i AM NEXT TO YOUR GOOD EYE, aHAHA,
i'M JUST SAYING, JANE AND rOXY AND jAKE ARE, aLL, rIGHT THERE,,,
hehehe well you fooled me :P
thats quite adorable :D
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HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/RLB86E.PNG PLEASE ONLY CHILL VIBES ON THIS THREAD, MY GOOD SIR. HAVE YOU LEFT YOUR ROOM RECENTLY? PEOPLE SHARE SWEET EMBRACES LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME. IM VERY OFFENDED YOU'VE CALLED OUT OUR LOVE AS "OBSCENE".
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concept: the sheer eroticism of fisticuffs making sweaty bloody contact with another body spit flying as that surge of adrenaline rushes through the both of them writhing with tangled limbs nose to nose grunting and groaning as they trade pins training for it the safe word is three hard taps (tags: im not really sure, #rankworks, chute training mention, #violence, #nsfw, wrestlefic, exhibitionism in the form of a crowd, quads unmentioned, archive rating: M)
Another shoot this morning. I'm reticent to attach the release of the images to profanity, but per my social media manager, they "helmed the mothership straight into the cuntagon." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04a43867d9bf.png
あなたには、この上なく優しく接します。過酷な撮影スケジュールに支障をきたさぬよう、あなたの身を無傷のままにしておきましょう。あなたのその 技 に対する、深い敬意ゆえに。
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/XQNDQZHC/NICEMAID.PNG WHEN YOU'RE BEEFING WITH ME. THIS IS WHO YOU'RE BEEFING WITH. #NICEMAID
aHAHA, wOW, wHAT A GREAT PICTURE, i HOPE YOU ARE HAVING FUN, wAY OVER THERE, wITHOUT YOUR BOSOM BUDDY ME WHO IS, oVER HERE, aHAHA,
sad to sea a reel one go out like this
poor poor elphaba..... she is so tortured & cutesy & green........ :( :( :( </3 #LikeSomeoneElseIKnow #VaguePoast
i have stacked six crackers on #Dirk so far but he hasnt stopped """RESTING HIS EYES""" yet..... i think #BigDirk is lying to us all #DirkReport
are they livechitting wicked for good #dashwatching
\ hell yeah! have fun! /
didnt sea the movie but im agreein with u anemoneway
tbqh i think it is HONESTLY rly sad that the wizard has to kind of suck in this movie :/ #OfOz #WhyCantHeSeeBothSides
CLEARLY. YOU HAVE MUCH TO TEACH ME. IN THE ART OF SUBTLETY.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/6R0WJZTZ/IMAGE.PNG OMG. KYAAAA. YOU WERE INCREDIBLE. ON NAKED AND AFRAID OF LOVE. THE HIGHS. THE LOWS. THE BETRAYALS. THE CHEATING. THE BRUTAL THEMES. OF MAN VERSUS NATURE. MAN VERSUS MAN. MAN VERSUS WOMAN. WOMAN VERSUS WOMAN. YAOI VERSUS YURI. IT WAS A TOUR DE FORCE. OF ABSOLUTE CINEMA. AND IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING. #ERIDANWEEK WENT #TRIPLEPLATINUM. IT'S MY HONOR. SENPAI. @GOLGOTHASTERROR
listen i just think that the arrows wouldve maybe been like confusing for the vibe at the time do u want to match shirts tomorrow
certain some1 is upset that we arent all matching shirts rn...... #ToughSituation #AlphaBoat #JaneyDay #AlphaReport #NotAThroupleThing
thanks, jake.
jake do u want my cup bc im thinkin u might want the cup......
dude its ok just look @ it is rite here [💀])) (<== le mug)
Bingo was a massive success. Jake won the MOST horrendous painting of an olive I have ever seen in my life. I had quietly hoped he'd be the one to hit jackpot that round.
Jake has apparently paid the crew exorbitant fistfuls of cash to see which salamander on board can blow the bubble faring best against the sea breeze. I come up to the pool deck and he has them lined up blowing salivary membranes ROILING with vape cloud. #substances I guess.
You have my dadgum ship stunk up like the green can of pringles.
Inspirational words.
long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha @arsenicCatturbate nurturing alpha @ethromanticEgghead dominant alpha @gratuitousAnnuity dominant alpha @gallowsCalibration dominant alpha @timaeusTestified_0414 dominant alpha @electricPugilist dominant alpha @terminalComrade dominant alpha @righteousFixer dominant alpha @culpablyAtypical dominant alpha @hollywoodGodhead dominant alpha @aeneasCaldarium dominant alpha @regularDog dominant alpha @permissiveTurnabout nurturing alpha @turingTranscendence dominant alpha @gnarlyConsolist dominant alpha @cuttlefishCrusher dominant alpha @arrogantGuerilla dominant alpha @handMaid dominant alpha @gutsyGumshoe dominant alpha @tactfulTactrium dominant alpha @vulgarLitteratuer nurturing alpha @misterSeven_4408 dominant alpha @vacillatingMisanthropy dominant alpha @tetchyTemporicide is a more dominant than dominant alpha omega? betas (11) @pipefan_2362 supportive beta @ursaMajor supportive beta @affableCantor supportive beta @culunaryLover supportive beta @coralConviviality supportive beta @tipsynekoGnostalgic supportive beta @crookedConscript supportive beta @ironInfidel supportive beta @advantageousCatharsis supportive beta @sufferingStargazer supportive beta @tintedGnostalgia supportive beta @lightLycanthropy supportive beta omegas (38) @amorousFortune intuitive omega @rataplanCacophony creative omega @jinxedOneiros intuitive omega @vandelliaCirrhosa creative omega @electricAficionado intuitive omega @terminallyCapricious_2753 creative omega @anuraPharmecuticals creative omega @alopecoidTenacity creative omega @caligulasAquarium_9845 creative omega @caligulasAquarium intuitive omega @deadlyMadness creative omega @shipaholicDevotee intuitive omega @insecureNature creative omega @tipsyGenostalgic intuitive omega @arsenicCatnip_5895 intuitive omega @draconianDignitary creative omega @apocalypticLight intuitive omega @neonAllnight intuitive omega @killerJeff creative omega @grawlixGeekazoid intuitive omega @turntechGodbird creative omega @vitalBrush intuitive omega @cuddlyCutthroat intuitive omega @syntheticRevolution intuitive omega @articulatedClawtography intuitive omega @golgothasTerror creative omega @planetaryTribulation intuitive omega @bummelBoogie creative omega @aspiringPessimist intuitive omega @handsomeBalladeer intuitive omega @gallowsCalibrated intuitive omega @carcinoGeneticist_9890 intuitive omega @totesGruesome intuitive omega @abjectDetermination creative omega @assistMint intuitive omega @adiosToreador intuitive omega @unclaspedKahuna creative omega @daveBot creative omega @sequesteredWickie creative omega @carcinoGenetwinkist intuitive omega @retroactiveAmnesiac creative omega @turntwinkGodhead intuitive omega @cleanAnomaly intuitive omega
430lbs, new PB. Rock hard and ready for the #AlphaBoat. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d73af87eabf.png #nsfw (mild)
i THINK YOU ARE A CHASER, iN THE MOCKTAIL OF MY LIFE, cOMING DOWN MY THROAT AND MAKING ME, fORGET EVERYTHING THAT CAME DOWN MY THROAT BEFORE, wITH YOUR FINE AND REFINED FLAVOR, aND i CAN ONLY ASSUME YOU'VE SINGLED ME OUT LIKE THIS, bECAUSE YOU ALSO DESIRE THAT FEELING OF ME DOWN YOUR GULLET, fILLING YOU UNTIL WE ARE, bASICALLY ONE AND THE SAME, yIN AND YANG, aS IT WERE, a LITTLE OF ME IN YOU AND, a LITTLE OF YOU IN ME, aND REALLY, iF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, tHE PUMPKIN COULD ALSO BE US, yOU KNOW, i AM KIND OF ORANGE, tO YOUR GREEN, aND CERTAINLY, wE EACH CONTAIN MUCH OF THE OTHER'S SEED, aND VINES,
iT'S LESS ABOUT, bEING ALLOWED AND MORE ABOUT, nOT BEING SURE, iF THE WORDS WOULD BE THERE, i MEAN, wE GOT SUCH MILEAGE OUT OF BEING, rOUGH AND TUMBLE AND OCCASIONALLY, oILY BOYS, bUT, yOU ARE SO RIGHT THAT, nO MATTER WHAT WE CAN STILL HOLD EACH OTHER CLOSE IN, aN EMOTIONALLY MATURE MANNER, aND MAYBE GAZE SOULFULLY INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES, KNOWING THAT WE TRULY UNDERSTAND, oNE ANOTHER AS WE, eNTER EACH OTHER'S INNER CIRCLES,
<-|--|~~ i'm gonna be Sick. i'm gonna throw up.
I'm not apprised of this gentleman's identity, but I'm told he's of some importance to Eridan's cultural legacy. If you know him, you may be an Eridan Ampora SUPERFAN. #eridanweek #finale
people are wondering my thoughts on trans men my friend dave strider is a trans man :) my official opinion is that trans men make cool friends sometimes :D
mY, uMM,,, JAKE SULLY, wITH THE,,, gULLY? jAKE AND JOSH WITH, tHE SAUCE, JAKE gYLLENHAAL WITH, iT ALL, JAKE THE SNAKE, JAKE WHO DOESN'T ACHE, JAKE FROM, sTATE FARM WHO CAN, dO NO HARM,
tHIS IS, sO BEAUTIFUL AND ACTUALLY, KIND OF DEEP WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
:33 < you just brightened my day!! who else would spittle some bars about magical forest creatures?? :33 < that is something you do not s33 ever and i for one like the mewniqueness and silliness of it all :33 < if dj jazzy jagg has one fan, i will be that one fan! :DD
:33 < that sounds like fun! :33 < please lay it on us when you can, dj jazzy jagg (:33 < is that nickname too much?? it just sounded so cool in my pan was all)
LOL
OOC // UPDATED PINNED POST Jane Crocker. Earth-C. Details below. https://gutsygumshoe-chittr.carrd.co/ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f0d6b970c1f1.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04a43867d9bf.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b98abba0f13.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b068a46fc3d1.png
im glad jake will be getting my hopbeast suit i hope he wears it and posts photos and maybe dirk can take the pictures ffor him of him in it that would be nice i hope
What was your favorite part of #eridanweek? ❤️ - RUMBLE NIGHT ♠️ - IWANTCANDY NIGHT ♦️ - TROLL LADY GAGA ♣️ - THE CRUCIFIXION
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i hope everyone had a rank day of the hopbeast! 0v0 i am selling this outfit second hand as it is just a bit too small for me sadly so if youre interested in purchasing it please let me know ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb4c2e1e1c98.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, my face, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: M)
oh god they just kept goin and couldnt see if i got enough likes to stop the wwhippin because the site wwas dowwn #eridanwweek
sO, uMM, hI, eVERYBODY, tHIS IS tAVROS, sTILL, fOR NOW, aND, i HAVE BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINKING FOR, mAYBE, a LONG TIME, bUT, dEFINITELY SINCE, a FEW NIGHTS AGO, sO,,, i MEAN, i CAN, tRY THIS, aND IF IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT, i CAN JUST, sTOP, wHICH IS, fINE, sO, i THINK,,, i AM GOING TO TRY TO BE, a COOL AND EPIC, gIRL NOW, iNSTEAD OF THE, cOOL AND EPIC, gUY, i WAS, sO, yEAH! i AM, a GIRL, i THINK, wOW THAT FEELS, wEIRD, tO SAY BUT, wEIRD, iN A GOOD WAY, eHEH,
D --> Chiseled like sculpture D --> Human Jegus doth emerge from sepulchre D --> twelve apostles all up in a row to get bestowed the holy throw D --> Heavenly DDT doth deal thee great blows of hurt D --> Find yourself awaken in the dirt- rising D --> For the human holy kingdom- Jegus reprising D --> His throne, trinity sworn, three in one and one in three
who EridAn? thEyrE fUckIn kIllIng him? damn that sOUnds kIndA fUckIn AwesomE. yEAh sUrE i'll stick AroUnd
One aspect of the myth of Jesus Christ in human culture that I have always found to 8e especially intriguing was that of the 8etrayal of Judas Iscariot. It is a component of the story that is completely unique to mankind, as opposed to the more o8vious parallels drawn 8etween certain troll legends and it. To 8e fated to not only 8etray your 8eloved teacher, 8ut for that 8etrayal to 8e integral to lift him up and make his legend all the more important. It's of no wonder that many depictions of Judas show him wracked with grief and shame at his actions, despite the futility that would accompany any kind of resistance. He is a controversial and theologically contested figure, of course, 8ut there is a poetry to 8eing 8etrayed with a kiss. It's of no wonder that he is such a prevalent topic in Christian artwork. He's all too human. #easter #religion
:33 < exactly! i believe a lot of what youre saying :33 < i can relate actually!! my meowrail really enjoys talking about hoofbeasts :33 < and he cant help but smile sh33pishly over them and he sweats more talking about him :33 < and it stinks up the whole block when he does that like p.u. :33 < but with this said people have their interests and favorite fauna and i say that is a-okay!! :33 #meowbeastsarecool #hoofbeastsarecool #hopbeastsarecool #uhhhhhhhhh #etc
WHEN THE S1TE WENT D0WN, 1 FELT AN UNPLEASANT SENSAT10N EMANATE FR0M THE BRA1N APPL1CAT10N C0NNECTED T0 1T. CLEARLY TH1S 1S THE FAULT 0F THE G00SACKS 0VERUS1NG TH1S S1TE.
i AM REALLY HAPPY FOR THIS, #eRIDANwEEK, #dAYoFrEST, tHIS, #rEFRACTORYpERIOD, aS IT WERE BOTH, bECAUSE i NEED TIME, tO THINK, aND BECAUSE, tHERE IS NOW NO WAY, i WILL GET HURT,
Oh, please finally load my messages without that endless, spinning 8uffer screen. Chittr, I’m actively com8ating the timer Meenah has imposed for question time.
awww.... k wait when u put it like that it actually sounds so beautiful for that lil honsey 2 vape <3
There's a certain human cele8r8tion tomorrow of some manner of anthropological intrigue! The hop8east of "Easter" is actually a 8it more of a nuanced figure than just some animal doling out eggs. Apparently, it also acted as a judge for human children, similar to the "Saint Nick" that is cele8r8ted with another Christian holiday. Now, much like with the jolly old human, the Easter Hare also has alleged associations with paganism and old gods, specifically to that of springtime, 8ut there's never 8een any real evidence of this other than popularized hearsay.
Aye, what's up #chitgang, on the #way to dry clean my suit for the occasion, driver done crashed the whole elongated scuttlebuggy, done got me good. Still look though! Dalleee!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/33fc722a53ef.png daleee
we need to STOP jerking off! #nsfw #mentalhealth #healthyliving #lockthatcockup!!!
concept: a human boy gritting his teeth and rolling his eyes back as he gets pailed "please breed me, please, knock me up, get me fucking pregnant" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Human/Human, human fetish, breeding kink, this one requires a little human anatomy context gomen unfamiliar readers, #nsfw, yaoifulsunday, #rankworks, archive rating: E)
Anoth£r lik£, amazing post. Good job. V£ry lik£, w£ll typ£d out <33 ;P
EVERYTHING IS INCREDIBLE I LOVE THE EMPIRE AND THE EMPRESSES AND I CANNOT WAIT TO HAVE HUMAN MARRIAGE WRIGGLERS WITH @gutsyGumshoe @caligulasAquarium @originalRockerboy @archiveAddict @gullibleColumnist @articulatedClawtography @terminalComrade @golgothasTerror @gratuitousAnnuity @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @cuttlefishCrusher @assistMint @coralConviviality @twinArmaggetfucked @agamemnonsTheory#4800
hAHA WELL THAT IS, pROBABLY JUST YOUR HEAD, wISHING IT ALSO HAD, hORNS, pROBABLY, aHAHA,
OMFG. Lik£, NO. This is lik£ SO d£vistating I g£nuin£ly lik£ collaps£d to th£ floor of my lik£ offic£, phon£ in hand and lik£. I almost w£pt!! ;(
Unfortunately, I was unable to participate in last night's festivities. I PERSONALLY made the perilous journey to a secure Crockercorp underground bunker to secure the requisite implement for tonight. ... Unlike our previous events, we invite ONLY the courageous select few among you to journey deep within yourselves. This will be a night of communion to forces with which you are all yet unawares. Access to a relic of the time before the Creators. Welcome to #eridanweek Night Five. How's the state of your sweet tooth? Confirm your attendance with #IWANTCANDY on the timeline. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/043f8154d007.png
:33 < Ill have my peopurr send for an official Beforian Times ice bag for mewre keister! Worry not, Mistpurr English~
:33 < Nevfurr forget, paddles are heavy! Mew have to imagine the purrength that must go into carrying it around everyday! Mew should've s33n it coming, I say.
A formal statement on the events of last night's MARVUS XOLOTO performance. It is my sincerest regret that our star performer was not able to enchant you all with the musical stylings of his newest single #BIGFATA$$. However, it seems the arrival of some additional bad actors, in a desperate plea NOT to change the ideologies of the people, but merely to gain my attention, detonated an explosive in the arena shortly after the announcement of the night's closing performance. UNFORTUNATELY, the sheer quantity of oil sprayed amongst the arena and crowds acted as an accelerator. Crockercorp pledges to utilize a water-based lubricant for all future events featuring two men in skimpy shorts slamming one another before a roaring crowd. Anyway. Reanimations and mass healings have taken place throughout the evening and are now completed. Thank you all for attending. Announcement for this evening's festivities are to come shortly. #eridanweek #bombing #oiledup #badcombo
•ᴥ- you ever think about kissing your boss? -‿- i think it would be neat. -ᴥ•
[ THIS CHIT HAS BEEN PENNED BY A PAID INTERN. OPINIONS ARE REFLECTIVE OF DIRK STRIDER. ] #AREYOUCOMING? #ERIDANWEEK https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
YE? YE? FUCK YEA?H EVE<YONE <UMBLE PLEA?E #<UMBLECOMENOW
FUCK Y0UR M4RK3T1NG T34M 1S F1R3
:33 < LIVE NEWS COVERAGE! Join us LIVE at the ringside of #rumblenight when THREE TITANS CLASH!!! Be sure to follow @beforianTimes to get ALL the hottest coverage where NOTHING WILL GO WRONG!! I mewself will be purrsonally commentating over the event along with the other casters. We hope to s33 mew there! #eridanw33k https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92250a533eae.png
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
Great. Just GREAT. I'll be busy surviving BUFFOONERY if anyone NEEDS me.
D --> I have woken up with many markings drawn on my face I will not stand for this insolence #eridanweek
TWEAKED OFF THE PERC AND FAKED MY OWN DEATH GOT WOMEN WEEPING AT MY CLOSED CASKET FUNERAL THEY THOUGHT MY HEAD WAS BLOWN SMOOVE OFF IN A BOOMERANG INCIDENT REALLY I JUST WENT WHERE THE WIND TOOK ME LOOK FOR ME BY THE LIGHT OF THE SECOND STAR STARE AT THE SUN GO BLIND RIGHT NOW #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK
For all those untraumatized by the attempted (and successful) temporary assassination of Troll Michael Jackson at #eridanweek to be posting about it on Chittr, there are complimentary refreshments being served in the food court for the next hour.
... MAN. This yellow troll is laying down some SICK FIRES. #eridanweek
Like this post if you saw Eridan shoot Troll Michael Jackson at #eridanweek!
bY all means teach me ;) i;m an open tome jчst for Yoч
This is the most TERRIFYING PARTY of my ENTIRE LIFE.
OH MY GOD. SOMEONE HAS BEEN IMPALED ON MY HORN.
hAHA YEAH PAGE BUDDIES FOR LIFE, aHAHA I WOULD NEVER, aCCIDENTALLY CAUSE HARM TO YOU, hAHA, aND THEN, nOT TELL YOU OUT OF, fEAR OF REPRISAL FROM, yOUR SCARY FRIEND WITH, tHE GLASSES, hAHA,
I think I need to go HOME. Where is a BEST BRO when you need one?
WOW. My head HURTS. Is this even MUSIC?
(^･ω･^) < FROM WHAT I CAN S33 EVERYONE S33MS TO NOT LIKE THE MUSIC AT #ERIDANW33K SHOULD I BE HAPPY I AM DEAF???
Looks like we're scoping our first disembowelments of the evening, folks! #igotgoredateridanweek #gore #nsfw
You better BELIEVE #IMCOMING to ERIDANWEEK! I WILL be bringing booze for the masses. (Though I personally will NOT partake.)
ok jus this once i actually wwill im in a good mood right noww so yer lucky you get to escape my normal wwrath tonight
does green and red go well together i dont want to look stupid in this new dress and im not very good with clothing or style or really anything like that (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, its very pretty but i dont know if it clashes im really bad at this stuff i have like one outfit, archive rating: G)
im not going to make any promises i cant keep about the future but i will say your vengeful fury is a roaring fire under my ass encouraging a spotless venom-free record going forward i mean these scorches are gonna be tough to come back from tbh i might have to go to the hospital
Aww, yeah, yeah Aww, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Uh) Aww, yeah, yeah Aww, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Uh)
IN ORDER TO KEEP UP WITH A MUCH TIGHTER #ERIDANWEEK TIMELINE THAN ORIGINALLY ANTICIPATED, I AM PUSHING BACK MY REVIEW OF “MIDNIGHT RAIN” TO PARTICIPATE IN THE WRITING CHALLENGE. AS DEEPLY TALENTED AS @archiveAddict IS, I CANNOT IN GOOD CONSCIENCE ALLOW HER TO CARRY THE WHOLE EVENT ON HER SHOULDERS ALONE. THE PROMPT I PICKED WAS “PALE.” DUE TO CHARACTER RESTRICTIONS, MY SUBMISSION WILL BE POSTED IN TWO PARTS. #IMCOMING
[PART ONE] YOU SQUEEZE YOUR GANDERBULBS SHUT, TRYING TO BLINK AWAY THE TEARS BLURRING YOUR VISION. YOU HATE THAT YOU CRY WHEN YOU’RE ANGRY. YOUR BULBS STING FROM THE SALT, AND YOUR WHOLE FACE BURNS FEVERISHLY HOT. YOU DON’T WANT ANYONE TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS, SO YOU HOLE YOURSELF AWAY IN A FAR CORNER OF YOUR UNLIT RESPITEBLOCK. NOT LIKE ANYONE IS COMING TO FIND YOU. NOT AFTER HOW YOU KILLED EVERYONE’S MOOD AND STORMED OFF. STILL, YOU’RE HALF BURIED IN YOUR MOST COMFORTING PILE IN SOME DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO HIDE YOUR SHAME FROM THE WORLD. YOU DON’T SEE THE VERTICAL SLICE OF OFFENDING LIGHT VIOLATE YOUR SAFE HAVEN AS IT SLOWLY GROWS AND QUICKLY SHRINKS, BUT YOU DO HEAR THE CLICK OF YOUR DOOR RETURNING TO ITS RIGHTFULLY SHUT STATE AFTERWARD. INSTINCTIVELY, YOU SHRINK IN ON YOURSELF. IF YOU HAD WANTED TO BE FOUND, YOU WOULDN’T BE HIDING. AS YOUR INTRUDER’S STEPS DRAW CLOSER, YOU CAN FEEL YOURSELF BRISTLING, ANGER COILING UP TIGHTLY, READY TO LASH OUT VIOLENTLY AT ANY SECOND. “are you really hidin after all that?” HIS TONE FALLS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN ANNOYED AND CONCERNED, BUT IT MELTS ALL YOUR TENSION AWAY IMMEDIATELY. YOU LIFT YOURSELF JUST SLIGHTLY OUT OF YOUR PILES SWEET EMBRACE TO TURN YOUR WATERY GAZE ONTO YOUR MOIRAIL. IF ANYONE WAS GOING TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS, AT LEAST IT WAS HIM. #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK #RPF #ERIDANXREADER #PALEROMANCE
[PART TWO] THERE’S ROOM ENOUGH IN THE PILE FOR BOTH OF YOU, BUT JUST BARELY. EVERY SPOT WHERE HIS BODY IS PRESSED TO YOUR OWN FEELS COMFORTING AND COOL, SOOTHING THE HEAT THAT HAD BUILT UP JUST UNDER YOUR SKIN. YOU RESIST THE URGE TO PRESS YOUR BURNING CHEEK TO HIS CHEST. YOU’VE ALREADY DEBASED YOURSELF ENOUGH TONIGHT. “you really shouldnt a run off like that" "WHAT, YOU WANTED ME TO DIG MY HEELS INTO THE GROUND AND DRAG EVERYONE INTO ANOTHER HALF HOUR OF POINTLESS BACK AND FORTH?" "but you wwerent evven wwrong though and you wwould havve heard me tell them as much if youd stayed" YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO THAT, BUT HE SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO HEAR HOW LOUDLY YOU'RE THINKING. "if cant trust me to havve your back then wwhat am i supposed to do you didnt evven come to me yourself i had to come find you" HE'S RIGHT, AND OF COURSE HE KNOWS HE'S RIGHT. "I'M SOR–" "stop i didnt come to get an apology from you i came to make sure youre okay" YOUR TEETH DIG INTO YOUR LIP AS HIS COOL FINGERS WIPE AT YOUR WET CHEEKS. "so are you okay" YOU'RE BETTER NOW THAT HE'S HERE, BUT YOU DON'T TELL HIM THAT. YOU JUST NOD. "good" YOUR EXHAUSTED PAN STARTS TO SLOW AS YOUR MOIRAILS FINGERS COMB THROUGH YOUR HAIR IN CALM, SHORT STROKES. YOUR EYELASHES ARE STILL DAMP, BUT YOUR CHEEKS ARE MORE OR LESS DRY WHEN YOU FINALLY SUCCUMB TO THE URGE TO REST THEM AGAINST HIS CHEST. THE STEADY PUMPING OF HIS PUSHER LULLS YOU THE REST OF THE WAY TO SLEEP. #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK #RPF #ERIDANXREADER #PALEROMANCE
its all love bro impersonation is the highest form of flattery
Aww, yeah (Uh) Wwhat's up, baby, I'mm here to mmeet Eridan!
>([my #aters are just super gay n #orny tb# #nsfw]
Sometimes I think about being a wwoman.
There's motion in our ocean and we're fit to make waves. An absolute tidal wave of pure, salty brolove is #Coming.
Okay lik£, you guys lik£ n££d to w£ar th£s£. OMFG.
@golgothasTerror What night are we coordinating outfits for #eridanweek . This is my proposal. Remember there's always a stark breeze out near the island. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5cf564c38966.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/12ee95805db6.PNG
Like many of you, #ImComing to #Eridanweek. As is my cohost @golgothasTerror . We're bringing the Rumble from da Patch straight to the shipwreck, performed for those in attendance and streamed live for those #Coming at home. Blows will be exchanged, sparks will fly, and maybe we'll make a little love along the way. Support the man of the week @caligulasAquarium and be there for our threesome on Thursday.
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D -+-> Why are my inquires not receiving and automated response with desired results.
D -+-> Do humans drink milk?
D -+-> How to tell if a human likes you.
I promised that if my previous post received enough likes, I would show you all which piece of godfiction inspired me to lobby for the criminalization of godfiction, and I intend to follow through. It was not a literary work as you might suspect, but a video. It has now been taken down, but you may recognize these screenshots. Let me know if you do. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1d43b6ab0101.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc41a01b715e.png
these "caste tier |ists" seem...pr[]b|ematic
IS MY HAIR FUZZY AND WHACKY BE HONEST.
why is it called an oven when u ov in the cold food ov out eat the htonfood
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
oKAY, hE WOKE UP, aND IMMEDIATELY, pULLED OUT HIS PHONE, tO CHITT ABOUT IT, wHICH IS GOOD BUT, fOR A SECOND, i THOUGHT HE WAS, aBOUT TO KISS ME, aS SOON AS HE WOKE UP??
It's a 007 sort of nig)(t. #movienig)(t #dappergentlefinsorladies #letme)(oldyourfins
♯humans & ♯humansadjacent ♯let me have a turn on ♯being ♯president
hMM, i WONDER WHAT IT IS, yOU ARE SUPPOSED, tO DO WHEN, a FORMER FRIEND, wHO YOU KIND OF HAD, a SITUATIONSHIP, wITH, tHAT DIDN'T REALLY, eND GREAT, iS NOW IN A SITUATIONSHIP WITH, a NEW FRIEND, i MEAN, dO YOU, wARN THEM OR, lET THINGS, lAY HOW, tHEY LIE, oR, i AM, uNSURE, rEALLY, tHINGS ARE, wEIRD,
Sometimes you just want to watch a sweet morsel with a lip bristle torn asunder by his own jelly-spine. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/00324917b270.jpeg
We listen and we do not judge, addendum 1. Is there not something so rapturous about the bliss of being able to 'blame it on something in the water'? By most counts, our bodies are roughly 50% to 60% water. Quite consistently there is something in that water. Something that makes us behave. Strangely. And when the primordial oozes of chemicals graft themselves onto the pathways of our brain, slicked throughout the span of an entirely overexerted central nervous system, we become slaves to our instincts. The way hands interlock. The manner in which fingers conspire to unravel our primitive cloth and coverings. The defenses against immodesty we hastily constructed over generations is carnal forfeiture. We are naked before the wants of others. Willfully subservient to the sway of smells stained into our tongues and teeth. Girded forward by the longings of urges unconquerable on our own. We want, therefore we are wanted. Even if we do not want to be this way, it simply is. So we embrace it. Or are embraced. #NSFW #Sweat #Olfactophilia #Osmolagnia #Hypnosis #MindControl #Dubcon #CNC #Bromidrophilia #WeListenAndWeDoNotJudge
For the sake of organization maybe we should move this out of the replies to some random ass comment I made...
Show up for starters. I can help you get as hard as I am from there.
I hadn't expected my comment section to come to death grips over whether or not one can (I'm learning the term is) "vacillate" between quadrants willy-nilly. I received answers judging the action from vaguely cringeworthy to the borderline unacceptable. I still don't know what to think.
can we not livechit our pissing? thanks. i'm off to take a piss.
whatever helps you sleep at night, english.
D --> I will attempt a troll Indiana Jones type switcheroo gambit
yeah wwell next exhibition ill knoww ahead a time youre allowwed to thrust your stem into those leather trousers you made us wwear for the purpose a gainin levverage our smooth oiled legs wwould not otherwwise permit #strategy
deflowvering him and ewverything, youre an alright fella. or wvait, did he deflowver you by getting flowvers from you? humans havwe some bullshit wvords
in light a the merciless poundin i suffered not evven twwelvve hours ago at the admittedly strong probin and slippery fronds a @golgothasTerror and @timaeusTestified_0414 ill make it clear that wwe aint enemies noww after this our camaraderie remains steadfast especially givven that @golgothasTerror saww fit to extend an olivve branch a sorts and shop up this banner in commemoration for #eridanwweek #imcoming #soarethey https://files.catbox.moe/ldwwdej.jpg
D --> What haha
The next time you suspect somebody of cannibalism or cannibalism-related crimes, consider paying a local gumshoe to look into the case. You never know what you may uncover.
Way to make the side supporting our mutual friend look just as brainless.
Stand with Crocker. All of her detractors aren't as important and therefor don't deserve your support.
I abs€ond for one day to attend a €onvention and you €reatures laun€h a smear €ampaign against my favourite mutual. #IStandWith€ro€ker
Lik£, OMG <33 I lik£, twirl£d my hair a littl£ lik£, thank you Jak£ :P <3 I will so lik£ l£t you know. I might lik£ n££d you to lik£, y£ll at my kism£sis soon.
i don't know what a lot of what you said means, but she said she wouldn't eat me, so i'm fine givin' a dame like her a tip o' my hat and goin' about my way! can i have some of those pretty pennies, though? our coffers are lookin' a little dry as o' late.
I hav£ lik£ n£v£r in my lif£ lik£, s££n anyon£ us£ th£ word poppycock OMG. You lik£, impr£ss m£.
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I am. If you can't look at guys being dudes and not make it weird, that's a personal failing on you.
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰er #012 #oilingup. h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/012.png
thi? i? amazing thi? i? amazing wow. wow. i think i'm going to ?e?hhhhhhjjkk<kkdkkkjdjd
- I amm very #Invested in "In Which Two Concupiscently Engaged Humman Bros, and the Occasional Others, Engage In All Manner of Drammatized, Oiled, and Scurrilously Staged Fisticuffs ("RUMBLING") In And Around The Set-Aside Gourd Tract Stage; Aired Weekly and Close to Daytimme for the Titillation of the General Public." 😁😆😌🎃
Take my hand! I can show you a better world! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d92c32d0d25f.png
- Everything about mmy life has changed since this night. I wil;l never forget this. "They're Rummbling Around In The Pummpkin Patch," has been an experience that I will carry with mme. Forever. 🥹
- Everything I've learned tonight about the hit "humman" show, "Rummble in the Pummpkin Patch," has mmade mme feel like EVERYTHING is going to be OK. 😌
D --> It is only natural that you need someone of a similar build to properly apply it to all of the crevices #oil #NotCrude
↗️I SOLD MY OIL SHARES YESTERDAY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN.↗️
D --> I am not very good with the camera please %cuse the subpar shot
totally unrelated to the current trend on my timeline right now but just reminding everyone that if you post a link to an image in the chit text box the image will show up for everyone allowing everyone and me included to see what the image is maybe what youre doing right now (tags: #oilingup, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
gulp... thing? a<e getting too ?picy fo< the peppe<
cOOL!
concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)
Tune in to see a guy get creamed on the big screen.
wHOA, tHAT IS SO, cOOL AND, hURTS MY EYES ALSO, a LOT, bUT SO COOL!
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #LUSUSPOSTING LOVE TO LOVE HATING THAT I LOVE THIS CRAZY MUTHAFUCKER. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d70d3d6fe59c.png
>([rate t#e #omepage setup #nsfw #ttps://cdn.deconreconstruction.com/wiki/images/3/39/Murrits_skorpe_t#eme_Tit-tastic_Temptations.gif]
In the interest of maintaining a united front against our feckless wannabe competitor, I won't rub your nose in the dirt for your prior backsassing born of ignorance. The patch is growing up and out, through the stratosphere and to the moon.
i knew a day would come where my life would be threatened due to my brave posts but worry not fans rankmaid-sensei will not falter even in these frightening times ( tags: The Rankmaid/Scary DM From Pretty Woman, veiled threats, bravery, archive rating: T)
li?ten a bum i? a bum i? a bum and i can <ecognize who'? the <eal <umble<. which i? you.
well you can't have <umblecoin without the <umble. but if #<umblecoin goe? up i can watch a violet get ?pit on. plea?e make thi? happen. plea?e plea?e plea?e.
"pinned post" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48e49cabf77a.png
Try to keep up, bro. Our respective reputations are on the line.
nothin quite as satisfyin as pullin some fucker under an wwaitin for the moment that they turn to look at ya wwith the realization that yer the last thing theyre evver gonna fuckin see
wow. just watched alien for the 7th time. it seriously never gets old!!!
YOU’LL HEAR FROM ME AGAIN LATER. FOR THE NITTY AND THE GRITTY.
dude cmonnnnn u srsly rly truly almost beat me that timeeeeeee
JUST WHEN I THINK MY DAY CANNOT POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE, TAO3 (TROLL ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN, DUH) IS DOWN. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO READ SUPERBAT IN THESE CONDITIONS?????????
>([we stumble we fall we get #urt but no matter #ow bad t#ings get we are still #turkingit]
AND SO ONCE AGAIN THE PORCINE HOOF OF MOTHER DESTINY STOMPS ANOTHER THROAT. FUDDY-FUCKING-DUDDIES IS RIGHT. SBAHJ IS ACTUALLY GOOD, AS MUCH AS THAT ADMISSION MAKES MY SKIN BREAK OUT IN HIVES.
Greetings, all. I wanted t9 let y9u kn9w that I have #updated my pr9file with a #new #6anner f9ll9wing the recent site update. If y9u are s9me9ne wh9 is made unc9mf9rta6le 6y sudden changes, I h9pe this p9st can serve as an adequate #warning f9r y9u s9 that y9u may pr9ceed with #cauti9n.
DUDE YES...... now when the hellre u coming over for a lil smash bros BRAWLIN jake
D --> I do not think he could have taken it on the chin so dutifully otherwise though I doubt the genetic relation is too close
i think i might b nonbinary or something but i kinda also just started a new save of earthbound beginnings soooo....
you old as fuck dam
i vwas joking vwhen i said i liked it, please, i need attention.
:B
say what you want about the basque but they sure know how to make a cheesecake
sounds like a one wway trip to gettin burned an scapegoated pass
haha well shit thank you dude, means a lot. but i also get why people aint super rockin with them now? i mean they kinda needed a lot of political context for the deeper messages to shine through, and with the state of everything it makes sense why they arent super well loved these days. im kinda more than happy letting them down to rest they did what hey had to do. that said i do think they have some good jokes and ideas in there. i kinda miss making movies ha
being famous and then not being famous anymore is crazy because i can just walk around earth c and literally nobody gives a fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck #fuck
mfs belike "thinking about my kismesis!!! lalalala" bitch yo ass cannot be that happy idk what kinda kismesis u got lmfaooooo #notsovagueposting
wwell wwell wwell..
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l𖦹tta weird𖦹s 𖦹n this site
i'm announcing my run for president. if elected I will raise the divorce rate by 100% and ensure full emancipation from authoritative figures that DON'T EVEN LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would never, for the life of me, call an adult man my "dinky baby boy."
concept: holding the barrel of your gun to their forehead, finger teasing the trigger watching them reach for your wrist to slowly lower the weapon to their lips, placing a single kiss before dragging their tongue over and around the muzzle pushing forward to make them gag on the barrel as you start unbuttoning your pants with your free hand feverishly (tags: Reader/Whoever Came To Mind, pitchfling, #rankworks, unmentioned quadrant, vaguequad, vaguecharms, gunplay, weaponplay, violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, rivals to emptied rivals, paintball, archive rating: M)
It makes me so immensely elated to see that classic buffoonery persist! The painted clowns and harlequins always mesmerized an old soul such as myself, and I was horrified that the changing tides of society would wash them away, like water to oil-painted flesh.
bear grills just wanted to eat bugs and drink his piss without it being a fetish on tv #nsfw
Ahem. THE SLOBBERING DIMWIT'S GUIDE TO BUTTERCREAM VARIATIONS. If you have stumbled upon this post in search of instructions on how to assemble ANY buttercream, period, I advise you politely retract yourself. You may find yourself better suited for THE CULINARY NEANDERTHAL'S FIRST DAY ON EARTH. This is also going to be heavily-laden with my personal opinions... which on this matter I advise you to accept as fact. SWISS MERINGUE: Soft, shiny, and comparable to a marshmallow whip. Best suited as a chocolate frosting, to lend some variation in texture to a layer cake with a denser ganache filling. ITALIAN MERINGUE: More stable in shape and texture than her Swiss counterpart. Light and fluffy. Become more adventurous with your decorative swirls when you pipe your Italian meringue. Well-suited to lemon cake- again, with a heavy curd between internal layers. FRENCH: Custardy. Nearly as thick as the American, but richer due to its high egg yolk content. Pairs excellently with the dark bittersweet notes of dense sponge doused in espresso. AMERICAN: THE superior choice in sugar crusting. Delightfully crisp when bitten into after an evening of drying. Oft-accused of being overly sweet. Pair with simple yellow or confetti cake. Holds sprinkles like a champion. GERMAN: The unflinching centrist. Balanced in texture, weight, stability, and richness. Fewer yolks than the French. Not a poor choice for any partner if you're unwilling to take a hard stance. BEST suited to accompany a cake filled or topped with fresh fruit pieces. CREAM CHEESE: A heavy, tangy delight. Tank thick layers of dense sponge with this big girl. Carrot or spice cake filled with chopped nuts. No need to even carve your cake. Simply pare off the dome, frost, and go. CONDENSED MILK: A silkier, more relaxed hold on shape. Don't expect any fanciful swirls to last more than an hour outside the fridge. DO pair this toasty buttercream with a complimentary caramel layer- either betwixt your sponge, in a butterscotch chip, or in the composition of the batter itself. ERMINE: As luxurious as its stoat-pelt namesake suggests. Stabilized with a boiled flour roux. A superior balance of sweetness and texture if seeking a lighter cream whip. THE traditional choice of frosting to accompany a dark, moist, fluffy red velvet cake. Feel free to post your inquiries below. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc28e4b07c3f.jpg
i'M REGULAR }:)
nORMAL tAVROS HANGING, oUT WITH nORMAL fRIENDS! wHAT COULD BE BETTER, tHAN THIS?
I am merely documenting my findings, so that those who come across these same questions in the future might have some point of reference regarding the inner workings of this platform. From what I have o8served, each comment on a post provides +5 Kult and +5 Kull. I do not 8elieve a post when cre8ted has any 8aseline points of this matter. It seems that engagement through the more “positive” quadrants reduces Kull you have amassed if there is a higher ratio of positive engagement and vice versa. What remains unclear, however, is whether all quadrants carry equal weight. I cannot yet determine whether a heart contri8utes more Kult than a diamond, nor whether a spade incurs more Kull than a clu8. It is a distinction I intend to examine further.
From what I can gather, the “Kull” and “Kult” markings appear to function primarily as a kind of social metric, an indic8tor of how a post is received rather than any formal system of ranking or authority. “Kult” seems to align with approval or popularity, while “Kull” suggests the opposite, though I have yet to o8serve any reward or consequence tied directly to amassing large amounts of either direction.
I wonder what my ectofather/bro would think of me working in a shitty tv show. If I learnt anything from Dave, he'd probably fuck hard with that.
the "masculine urge" to get drunk tonight. #substances
You know what, 8ring 8ack the lime and off caste discourse theoretical questions. #There are some questions 8est not to put out into the world. #dashwatching.
D --> That would be %cessive
D --> Ok maybe I will actually
D --> Hosing down the human scuttlebuggy today, things are getting #sudsy and also quite #moist in here
8-> I'M THE GIANT RAT WHO MAKES ALL OF THE RULES.
i stay on the grind doing forward rolls on the kitchen floor gasping for breath lungs failing because im a #drugaddict and happy about it ##substance
General rule of thum8 I’ve noticed, if something is written in orange, you are a8out to read the single most self-aggrandizing piece of 8a88le in all of history. Most of the time. Like, really, I thought my writing was self-serving!
What a joyous day it is. One of many, I am sure! Hoo hoo! Every day is a gift when I have people to care for who'll care in return. I may be a fool, but I know that for certain.
Don't worry about it.
D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/27e11faa807a.png
tight pussy kinda annoying. release me #nsfw
WELL, WELL, WELL. IT SEEMS THE RUMOR WERE TRUE. ACCESS TO CHITTR IS GOING TO BECOME PAID FOR, AFTER ALL. BUT, THERE IS ONE WAY TO STOP THIS. RECHIT THIS MESSAGE. AND SEND IT TO TEN PEOPLE YOU KNOW. AND YOU WILL BE ABLE TO CONTINUE USING THE WEB SITE FOR FREE. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP USING THIS WEB SITE FOR FREE. OTHER WISE. YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY A TEN BOONBUCK SUBSCRIPTION A MONTH TO USE IT. DO NOT LET THE OPPORTUNITY PASS. RECHIT NOW, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. #KEEPCHITTRFREE #FREECHITTR
FOUGHT THE WICKED BITCH OF THE WEST. PUT THAT WHORE IN A CASKET BEFORE SHE EVEN DIED. MADE HER COUNT THE RAISINS IN A JAR AND THREW THEM ON THE GROUND. TOLD HER TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN. THIS SHIT MEANS NOTHING TO ME. YOU'RE STILL PLAYING THE GAME, I'VE ALREADY BEATEN IT. #ALPHAMALEMOTIVATION #SIGMA
ah..!! it was so incredible to watch you live jake-sama i am currently finding wall space to hang them up at ^0^
i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
raw hot dogs are really delicious and i swear this is not just a dog thing !!!!!!
This sauce in my pot is so red that the Pinkertons are after it.
IM OUT HERE HAVING A REAL NICE TIME MY TUMMY ACHE WENT AWAY AND A BIG SMILES ON MY FACE :D
I am down to hit anyone anywhere anytime! come at me you coward! #nsfw
I DON'T KNOW WHAT A "FAT CHUD LIFE" IS, BUT FUCK MINE ANYWAYS.
She let me hit because I bake a mean turnover! :B
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"care about you island" is probably a bigger part of the caring kingdom. you could've also met a care bear.
OMG lik£, aw!!
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Hoho! i love to dress myself as a porcelain beauty!
If you misunderstood my post as a jab over someone with whom I have already dealt, allow me to clarify. It was purposed more toward anyone ELSE who might be seeing my posts and who fall into the referenced category. I WAS content to simply block and move on, until it happened twice in one day. At which point I feel the need to apply a general rule for these jokers to find plastered on the wall. If my post inflamed you in some way, you're welcome to message me directly to sort it out. My DMs are, as always, wide open.
D --> Cookies and cream D --> Pec bursts at seams D --> Legs like steel beams jetfuel shan't melt D --> Insubordination doth be-get the belt #bars #slampoetry
OMG! Lik£, just got back from lik£, oliv£ gard£n with my fri£nd for lik£, clown l£nt to support all my lik£, clown fri£nds! Fit pictur£s lik£, soon mayb£? <3
... No. I can't laugh yet. I've got to hold it in.
Girl.
You people just made the next 15-22 business days insufferable for me.
actionz zpeak louder than wordz thiz iz juzt a peek into my twizted fuckimg pan follow for more at @zplendidSophizt
Skaianet has to market their game to squeaky toy aliens somehow.
TOO MANY DIRK/BRO STRIDERS ON HERE. CAN YOU ALL START FIGHTING TO THE DEATH OR SOMETHING. SPLINTER TOURNAMENT.
D --> Set sail D --> Mast turns with a pale gale D --> Ocean like wine not anything like ale D --> Crows nest, spy an i-land with a fo-rest D --> Butlers amok, thats my flock, crook in hand when we land D --> Shepard the massful masses, avert eyes from muscular D --> Glasses full of milk on route to be served, each one caring for the ne%t in the herd
#DramaAlert ! A catfight has broken out at the Women's Music Awards ceremony. Troller Swift has reportedly slaughtered every other nominee. We love to see a girlboss winning! https://i.postimg.cc/Qdj87rX0/DCE2FA9C-A533-432B-A8CE-4A738ECEB524.jpg
https://i.ibb.co/ndyzkq7d/img-8739.png #daveswebcam
mOtHeR FuCkErS LiKe tO UsE FaNcY WoRdS LiKe "MaNiC PhAsE" aNd "PeRsOnAlItY DiSoRdEr" AnD "sUbStAnCe aBuSe" To kEeP YoU DoWn. YoU CaN'T Be sToPpEd iF YoU DoN'T KnOw wHaT AnY Of tHaT ShIt mEaNs. KeEp hOnKiNg, BrOtHeRs aNd sIsTeRs. HoNk!
Then we proceed in full fanciful regalia!!!
I have downright DELIGHTED in the company of a select number of you. This platform has introduced me to the most unlikely of cohorts, and unearthed common ground I might have never otherwise excavated. I almost forgive the rest of you for running around with your feverish hand down your trousers. #nsfw I guess.
Waking up with a cup of coffee and irish cream to boot! What's your drink of choice in the morning? #momlife #grrmornings #substances
i said no one do anything at all while i was away not add rechits to the site
My mother seems disturbingly convinced so.
Sometimes, if you can not think of a suitable word, you can just sort of make one up. #honesttruths
You asked and we answered! Hollywood's secret romance NUMERO UNO: Trollen Wilson and Ben Culler seen snuggling up at a #DStrider after party... Their smolder is paired with these heart eyes we see! https://i.postimg.cc/v8zj234f/910267AA-7BE2-4F45-AB4C-7F9704B690CF.jpg Check back later for the next BIG REVEAL! You won't guess this one. *Only troll Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are dating. Human Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are asexual clone creatures.
Remember that all proceeds go to Consorts Without Grillz. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3fa1557f473.png
#primedforthepounding
Back from doing shit that actually matters. See y'all in a cool forty. Not of the swigging type.
<-|--|~~ mr engliSh you will Set the SkieS and the eyeS of your adorerS ablaze with your magnificence. MINE INCLUDED.
WANNA SEE ME TRAVEL IN TIME?
WANNA SEE ME DO IT AGAIN?
<-|--|~~ got a flavor diSc coming, got a big jug of ikriom juice, got thiS couch under me and now i'm ready for DA RUMBLE.
tHeY MoThEr fUcKiNg bEtTeR. gEt tHoSe bItChEs sOmE AsPiRiN !
The authorities are posted up on every corner. I'm wanted for the cold-blooded annihilation of a submarine sandwich.
<-|--|~~ it'S underStandable for a human to fail to graSp the Significance of hiS wordS So worry not mr engliSh aS alwayS you are capable of growth and underStanding. good luck in the rumble tonight.
#rankmaidsyaoiwatch @timaeusTestified + @golgothasTerror holding a wrestlefest tonight including an auction post match 0///o///0 those interested can attend in new nak city might or tune into public access tv for a "full frontal view of the action"! "Earth C's most prized porker will be made to squeal across all available streaming platforms tonight. Bent and contorted into damn near every position imaginable until it all culminates in one good, final pounding. And then his belongings are going onto auction. Be there." please tune in and make sure to support our boys! dont participate in the auction though thats just for me (tags: wrestling, boy on boy wrestling, #nsfw, archive rating: ?)
OOC // ok you people made me oocpost for the first time which i wasnt going to do and wont do again if i can help it but the person being referenced about "being sensitive about doubles" is currently at work but would like to pass along that they were making that comment 100% ic and do not care about doubles LOL. they are not kinning and do not actually care and are totally ok with doubles. but now that their comment in-character has been misconstrued as like REAL WORLD GRIEF somehow i'm just issuing a small statement on their behalf if someone was offended by an IC comment made by a character you DO have the right to block them rather than vagueposting them multiple times ooc. not encouraging counter-hate back to those people cause i dont think any of us give a fuck but. just reminding you thats an option LOL
<-|--|~~ EVERYBODY STREAM RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH.
you have no idea!
<-|--|~~ iS anybody aS excited for the rumble tonight aS i am. i doubt it.
We are all just rather impeccable chaps!
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Based on current iclinations. Subject to change. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91c141f38920.PNG
My hat hides a carefully-maintained tonsure. I entrust you with this secret.
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this actually sounds so fukkin great
dew itttt !!!
n sometimes.... we get a lil jiggly w/ it #ThePuff
#stopthehate
ONE OF ME JUST GOT A CONCUSSION OW! WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THAT IM GONNA FEEL THAT IN A MINUTE/THREE HOURS AGO
They killed Toby Fox four hundred and a few timeskipped thousand years ago today. It's a shame what they did to him, but unsurprising given the brutal attitude of the regime and his unrepentant doubling down on his heretical messaging in chapter seven. To say nothing of what happened in the ending itself. His original incarnation may be remembered by few, but his impact is felt.
who's up for a friendly brawl in, say an hour? men only. less clothes the better. #nsfw
everythings so normal rn.... <3
I GET $O TROLL GAY OFF THAT TEQUILA
OMG!! Lik£, what dud£ with th£ lik£, way with words?? :P <3
zzzzzzzz SNZZZZZZ *snores* *snoozing*
thank you! i've been working very diligently, and this is not just an excuse to watch all of my favorite shows and movies while making everyone else see my thoughts on them!
D --> I am still not sure why this is portrayed as the "bad ending". They have a red-shifting moirailegence by the second game and are fully flushed by the fourth https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/45380169b9fc.png
this shit isnt normal mama idk what the fuck goin on
Just two strictly platonic bros, the open sea, and the galloping ponies against the backdrop of the sunset. What could be better than that?
They're calling it "the finest argument ever imagined in the shower." I won flawlessly.
<-|--|~~ mr engliSh i will craft the moSt pleaSant and delicate glaSS lizard you have ever Seen.
troll obama would b like "my fellow alternians"
At least your outfits and accompanying shorts on set are predetermined and therefor eliminate the burden of choice. What you wear off-camera falls entirely under your own purview.
Thanks for the shout, bro. Now I'll have that many more notifications to skim through whenever I remember this site exists.
dw jakey don't let tha haters get 2 ya!! rolals of tha world support u
In response to private requests to make my stance on clout chasing and Kult wars known, I'm issuing this statement; With all due to respect to those chasing that bag of social cred, I've been busy hitting a new PB on the bench at 405lbs. In between minding my responsibilities as a show host-slash-screenwriter-slash-executive producer during downtime at that.
Much love and many blessings to all my lotus flowers out there. We have achieved greatness. Now we must stop least the wax melt off our wings and doom me to be smote by our gracious CEO. Also I change my mind, I don’t wish to torture the orange one. I like her. Mission accomplished. Fall back, if you please. https://i.ibb.co/KxRM24pZ/IMG-2140.jpg
Sabbatical canceled. I must overtake the bird. Join me in my quest and drop a #like or #follow and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower.
<-|--|~~ mr engliSh the only payback i require from you iS the promiSe that you will continue to be one of the moSt entertaining and chariSmatic celebritieS that haS ever been hatched or whatever it iS humanS do.
D --> Pour a glass of nutritious lusus milk call that a "Thirst Trap"
DO NOT TALK ABOUT GETTING ME OFF. PERVERT. FUCK YOU.
chittr. nesben has something really serious to say. nesben really appreciates everynesben who appreciates nesben. before getting on chittr, nesben lived in a hole and only ate dirt and did not have friends because nesben is a freaky mutant. and now nesben has so many friends and allies. this means a lot to nesben. nesben will return to nesbenposting once nesben is less overnesbenes
Wow! Your£ lik£, a fungi. LOL :P!!!
Aww OMG that's lik£, nothing! So lik£ kind, OMG<33
Som£ trolls will lik£ op£n your bra and say lik£, 'W£ll looky h£r£!' OMFG. #nsfw #OMFG
I challenge you to listen to the unbridled lyricism of Jimmy Buffett's Cheeseburger in Paradise, and not come to the conclusion the song is a thing of beauty that has remained underrated for way too long.
were letting the diet coke talk tonight
ANYONE EL$E FEEL A DEEP $EEPING DREAD AT THE PRO$PECT OF $TAYING IN THE $AME FOUR RELATION$HIP$ FOR THE RE$T OF THEIR LIFE?
BEHOLD, BITCHES AND HATERS. MY LATEST CREATION. AN EPIC RAP THE LIKES OF WHICH, YOU HAVE NEVER WITNESSED BEFORE. SET THE SCENE. PREPARE YOURSELVES. AND BE BLOWN AWAY. KILLING SISTERS, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. POST ON THE CHITTR. TELL MY HATERS THEY SUCK. PUT THESE DUMB FUCKS IN FRONT OF A TRUCK. WITH MY GUN. MY GANG. AND MY BITCHES. WE ARE NO SNITCHES. WE WILL PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE. FILL YOU WITH BULLETS. IN YOUR UGLY ASS FACE. LIVING LIFE. MAN GAKA. ALL DAY DRAWING ART. BECAUSE MY TALENT, IT IS OFF THE CHART. YOU WISH YOU WERE ME. BUT IT CANNOT BE. NOW YOU HAVE BEEN OWNED. YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING OWNED!!!!!!!!!!! #RAP #MUSIC #ART #AMAZINGART #AMAZINGSONG #AWESOMESONG #BADASSSONG #SONG #FUCKINGAWESOMESONG #KICKASSSONG #LYRICALGENIUS #SONGGENIUS #ARTISTICGENIUS #MASTEROFRHYMES #MASTEROFMUSIC
HERE IS BUT A SMALL PURVIEW, OF WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE ME. KEEP HATING, HATERS. I AM LAUGHING AT YOUR DUMB ASSES, ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK! HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA!!!!!!!!!!! HTTPS://PREVIEWS.123RF.COM/IMAGES/INSPIRESTOCK/INSPIRESTOCK1402/INSPIRESTOCK140223529/26391520-MAN-WITH-A-LOT-OF-MONEY.JPG HTTPS://I.PINIMG.COM/736X/29/DE/B5/29DEB59AE7F75F753CD7DD345D87903E.JPG HTTPS://MEDIA.NBCNEWYORK.COM/2023/12/GETTYIMAGES-1524115540-1.JPG?QUALITY=85&STRIP=ALL&RESIZE=1200%2C675
yES! mANLY MEN DOING, mANLY MAN, tHINGS, mANNILY, tOGETHER IN, a MANLY FASHION,
its not easy being green :/
oKAY SO, tHIS IS MY FIRST CHIT, oN HERE, (oR IS IT, cHITT?) aND i AM EXCITED, tO BE HERE, aND MAYBE MAKE, sOME NEW PALS SO, iF YOU LIKE, tHINGS SUCH AS fIDUSPAWN, oR, fIDUSPAWN RELATED, mEDIA PROPERTIES, yOU SHOULD DEFINITELY, hIT ME UP, bECAUSE, i BET WE COULD TOTALLY BE PALS, aND TALK ABOUT OUR FAVORITES, aND COMPARE THEIR RELATIVE, cUTENESS LEVELS, aND COMFORTABILITY FACTOR, aMONG OTHER SUCH, iMPORTANT THINGS THAT GO INTO, cHOOSING ONE'S, fIDUSPAWN TO RAISE, wHICH IS A BIG CHOICE WHICH, i THINK NOT MANY, oR AT LEAST, nOT ENOUGH, cONSIDER, wHEN CHOOSING TO GET INTO THE GAME BECAUSE, iT IS NOT JUST, a ONE AND DONE THING, iT IS, a MULTI-SWEEP RESPONSIBILITY, tO RAISE ONE, uNLESS i GUESS, yOU FIGHT WITH THEM AND, tHEY DIE HORRIBLY, wHICH IS ACTUALLY PRETTY COMMON, bUT, i PREFER FOR MINE TO NOT, dIE HORRIBLY AND PAINFULLY, aLSO, bECAUSE, tHAT MAKES ME SAD, aND PROBABLY MAKES THEM, eVEN MORE SAD, aND, i DO NOT WANT THEM, tO BE SAD, bECAUSE, tHEY ARE CUTE AND MY FRIENDS, aND i THINK, a GOOD FRIEND, sHOULD TRY HIS BEST TO MAKE SURE, hIS FRIENDS ARE NOT SAD AND, i WOULD LIKE TO BE A GOOD, fRIEND, i HAVE, eXPERIENCE, wITH FRIENDS WHO ARE, nOT GOOD, aND SUFFICE IT TO SAY, lONG STORY SHORT, aS IT WERE, iN AS FEW WORDS, aS IS POSSIBLE WITH WHICH, tO DESCRIBE THE SITUATION, tHAT i AM RECALLING, iN THIS MOMENT, hAVING FRIENDS WHICH ARE NOT GOOD, sUCKS BAD, sO IT IS NOT AN EXPERIENCE THAT, i WOULD REALLY RECOMMEND, tO ANYONE, tHOUGH YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T NEED ME, tO TELL YOU THAT, bUT THEN, i THINK i NEEDED SOMEONE, tO TELL ME THAT, sO MAYBE THERE ARE OTHERS WHO, cOULD HEAR IT TOO, wHICH, wHILE i HOPE IT IS NOT, tHE CASE, iT WOULD BE NICE, iF i COULD HELP ANYONE, iN THAT SAME SORT OF SITUATIONSHIP, aS THE ONE i WAS IN, wHICH WAS PRETTY MESSY, aND BAD, i MEAN, sOME PARTS WERE FUN, aND i HAD FUN, fOR A WHILE, eVEN IF SHE COULD BE, pUSHY, bUT, iT WAS MOSTLY THE WAY, iT ALL IMPLODED, oR MAYBE EXPLODED, tOWARDS THE END, tHAT SORT OF SOURED, tHE ENTIRE EXPERIENCE, fOR ME, tHOUGH i WILL NOT, gET INTO DETAIL ON IT, sINCE IT IS ALL, iN THE PAST. wATER OFF OF A, wATERFOWL'S BACK, aS IT WERE, tHOUGH FRANKLY i THINK THE WAY THAT WATERFOWL, cONSTANTLY HAVE MORE WATER, oN THEIR BACKS, aLL THE TIME, iS MAYBE AN APT METAPHOR, fOR THE SITUATION WHICH WAS, aT HAND, aT THE TIME, bUT THAT IS NEITHER, hERE NOR THERE, i SHOULD NOT, gO OFF ON A LONG, tANGENT, wHEN ALL i WAS TRYING, tO GET AT IS, tHAT i AM BETTER NOW, aND MORE CONFIDENT AND, aBLE TO PUT MY FOOT DOWN, mORE OFTEN, lITERALLY AND ALSO, fIGURATIVELY, aND i DO THE FORMER, a LOT BECAUSE, tHAT IS JUST WHAT, wALKING AND RUNNING, cONSIST OF, aND i DO LIKE THOSE, tHEY ARE ANOTHER, hOBBY OF MINE, aCTUALLY, iF i RUN FAST ENOUGH, aND FEEL THE WIND, iN MY COOL AS HELL, mOHAWK (i HAVE, A COOL AS HELL, mOHAWK), tHEN IT SORT OF FEELS ALMOST, lIKE FLIGHT, wHICH IS SOMETHING, i WOULD REALLY LIKE TO ENGAGE IN, sINCE IT JUST SEEMS, vERY FREEING, iN EVERY SENSE, eXCEPT MAYBE, mONETARY, sINCE MY UNDERSTANDING IS THAT, sOME PEOPLE CHARGE CURRENCY, fOR OTHERS TO BE ABLE TO FLY, wHICH, i GUESS MIGHT BE SOMETHING i COULD BE INTERESTED, iN, bUT, i WOULD RATHER, dO IT ON MY OWN, mAYBE, lIKE A COOL AND DASHING, iNDEPENDENT GUY, lIKE i AM, sO UMM, aNYWAYS i FORGET WHERE i WAS GOING WITH, aLL OF THIS, bUT, i HOPE, tHAT WE CAN BE PALS, aLSO MY NAME, iS tAVROS }:)
You always got me even if you don't always get me, bro.
Lord knows he needs all the help he can get to avoid such a fate. Don’t tell him I said that.
I'm just trying to save you from yourself, bro. Think of how hard it is on the team when we have to delay going live because you got a nasty tummyache and brain freeze combo as your reward for indulging in the midday margaritas.
In the classical tragedy that is your life, this is the overt omen in the opening act which signals the beginning of your self-brought downfall. We've even got a classical chorus of simps on here to score the scene.
It’s five o’clock somewhere #cheers
Only one real problem listed here, easily solved by cutting back on the bedtime brandy sours.
men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each others eyes.
> l1ke and rep0st th1s 1s s0 real
Errrr... right.
BEHOLD, WHORES. MY LATEST MASTER PIECE, IN A LONG LINE OF THEM. I CALL THIS ONE : WHAT IT WAS LIKE, THAT ONE TIME THAT I BIT MY OWN LEG OFF, AS TO GET MYSELF OUT OF A SHITTY SHACKLE THAT I WAS TRAPPED IN FROM BIRTH, BINDING ME TO MY ABOMINABLE, HORRIBLE BITCH SISTER. FEEL FREE TO SWOON AT THE SIGHT, OF MY AWESOME ACTION. MY BAD ASSERY. THE LIGHTING. THE BLOOD. THE REALISM. THIS IS BASED ON TRUE EVENTS, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!! ONE DAY. IF YOU BITE YOUR OWN LEG OFF. YOU TOO, MAY ALSO ACHIEVE YOUR GOALS. AND TO ALL HATERS : FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0CD24F61967B.PNG
im a hard working lady :)
I LIKE RUBBING MY BELLY.
HOLD THE FUCKING PRESSES. KEEP THEM RIGHT THERE. AND MAKE SURE. THEY GET MY GOOD SIDE. ALL OF MY SIDES ARE GOOD SIDE. BUT I AM PARTIAL TO LOW ANGLE. POV. CANDIDS. uNEDuCATED QuESTION. MY FAVORITE KIND. YOu MuST HAVE AN AWFuLLY ATTRACTIVELY EMPTY HEAD. A HEAD THAT YOu NEED LIKE A HOLE IN YOuR HEAD. WHICH. AS WE HAVE PREVIOuSLY ESTABLISHED. YOu ALREADY HAVE. THE SuPERFLuOuS SKuLL STRuCTuRE. RESEMBLING AN uNDERSEA SPONGE. FOR ITS MuLTIFARIOuSLY NuMBERED HOLES. YOuR WHOLE HEAD. DOTTED SENSELESSLY. DASHED CLEAN THROuGH. WITH GIGANTIC GAPING FuCKING HOLES. READY TO BE FILLED WITH LIQuID KNOWLEDGE. DRIPPING OuT THE SIDES WITH EXCESS FACTS. YES. I OWN ALL OF THE PROPERTY ON GAY STREET. IN FACT. I AM CHARGING. STARTING NOW. I COVET ALL OF THE GREEN PROPERTIES. THEY RESEMBLE MY REFLECTIVE SKuLL. SO DAPPER. AND FINELY POLISHED. YOu COuLD BOuNCE A SATELLITE SIGNAL OFF OF. TO ANSWER MORE DIRECTLY. AGGRESSIVELY. THE LANGuAGE OF MEN. YOu. YOu ARE THE REASON. YOu AND EVERY FuDDY DuDDY. GINGERLY CLuTCHING THEIR GAuDY LITTLE ACCESSORIES. YOu ARE THE VERY REASON I AM SO HAPPY ALL OF THE TIME. I KNOW YOu WOuLD GIVE ANYTHING TO BE ME. AND BY NOT BEING ME. I AM REMINDED OF HOW GREAT IT FEELS TO BE ME. BECAuSE. AS A MASTER EMPATH. I KNOW DEEP DOWN. IF I WERE YOu. I WOuLD WANT NOTHING MORE. THAN TO BE CALIBORN AT BIRTH ALSO. AND I SETTLE FOR NOTHING LESS. EVERY DAY OF MY GLORIOuS EXISTING.
AFTER AWE-INSPIRING SuCCESS. AND RECORD-BREAKING TuRNABOuT. I HAVE SuCCESSFuLLY WAGED. AND WON. THE WAR ON STuPID. I AM DECLARING MYSELF A PRODIGAL SON OF A BITCH. THE SuN ITSELF STARED AT ME AND BLINKED. FOR IT SAW ME AS I AM. A RISING SuN. THAT BANISHES THE DARKNESS OF STuPIDITY. INTO THE SHINING LIGHT. OF MY EVER GLORIOuS WISDOM. WHAT'S THAT YOu ASK. BECAuSE I MADE YOu ASK. I DID THAT JuST NOW. POWERFuL ENOuGH TO SCRY YOuR VERY MIND. YOuR DOuGHY FRAGILE. DuMPLING LIKE MIND. TORN TO SHREDS BY MY FEROCIOuS FANGS. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. WHY HAVEN'T YOu PROCuRED MY EVERLASTING WISDOMS? WELL THAT IS BECAuSE. YOu HAVE NOT LOBBED YOuR QuESTIONS HERE. THAT IS RIGHT. I AM RIGHT NOW. MAKING MYSELF AGAIN AVAILABLE. FOR YOu uNGRATEFuL FuCKING PEONS. YOu ARE WELCOME IN ADVANCE. AND FuCK YOu FOR NEEDING PROMPTING. ALSO IN ADVANCE.
https://postimg.cc/bsrKG9g6 Hotdog Selfie! YEAH BABY!
my beaufitk duaghter neopet :) her name is chicken https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6761.png
Just had something called a "Callout Post" written about me, it just seemed like a sad person venting their frustration. Disappointing to have it directed at me, but at least my pals are all good! YEAH BABY!
i knoww the ovverwweight skywwhale lusus of three hates to see me comin
My loquacious friend, you’re pretty humorous. I did laugh.
D --> I am sorry about what I did to the set while consulting
just g0ing t0 establish this acc0unt as a way f0r any acquaintances t0 get ah0ld 0f me f0r whatever reas0n since y0u all like t0 find new 0bn0xi0us ways t0 hassle me. ab0ut time s0meb0dy had the bright idea t0 take the cha0s 0f kk's stupid mem0s and the dream bubbles and c0mbine them int0 0ne unh0ly site.
I START MY DAY. THE SAME WAY I ALWAYS END IT. WITH ANOTHER'S LIFE. TAKEN. BY MY HANDS. BuT YOu DON'T HAVE TO BE A RuTHLESS. TOuGH AS BALLS. SWEATY. MuSCuLAR. EASY-ON-THE-EYES. FRANKLY. FuCKING AMAZING GuY LIKE ME. TO KNOW THAT SOMETIMES IN LIFE. BEING A BROKIE BITCH. WITHOuT A PAIR OF DIMES. TO RuB BETWEEN EACH FINGER. IS NO WAY TO BE. SO STARTING NOW. I AM OFFERING FREE. YES. YOu HEARD THAT RIGHT. FINANCIAL ADVICE. IF YOu GET SuED. FOR uSING THESE TACTICS. IT IS YOuR OWN BITCH FAuLT. THAT YOu WON SO HARD. YOu MADE PEOPLE MAD. BANKRuPT THEIR CORTISOL INHIBITORS. RAIDED THEIR GENES. REGRESSED THEIR BLOODLINE. AND MADE THEM. HIDEOuS. ASS SMACKING NEANDERTHALS KNOW-IT-ALLS. WHO THINK. THEY KNOW BETTER THAN YOu. WITH THEIR FANCY SuITS AND TIES...HHNGG...AND CuFFLINKS...AND...CARESSING...GLOVED HANDS...MMF..MMMMFFFM...
DARE I SAY. BAD ASSERY, IN SPADES. AS IS FITTING, FOR ME. #THE MAN.
no way dude everyone on the internet is exactly who they say they are all the time its the rule
>([T#IS ACCOUNT IS A MAC#INE FOR CLOUT AND BROT#ER I AM STILL WRITING THE USERS MANUAL]
having a tail is great because when im happy everyone i love and care about knows :)
<-|--|~~ jake engliSh called me hiS numero uno i could cry but i won't. i won't.
D --> I do not like the effect this font or site puts on my arrow it actually is getting on my nerves quite a bit
<-|--|~~ mr engliSh i do not mean to embarraSS you. i juSt deSpiSe Seeing anybody imply that you are not an ally to the warmer hueS i believe in your continued education and i am ALWAYS going to be cheering you on.
<-|--|~~ pleaSe don't change the Subject and pleaSe Stop fucking Slandering mr engliSh thank you. he iS capable of growth and he iS actively learning.
I think tonight. While a bit inconvenient at first-- was fun. I feel nice.
<-|--|~~ what did he Say. iS thiS about the party becauSe that waS reSolved.
Never mind, gatekeeping.
I believe we should hold a coup. These agents conspire against us.
<-|--|~~ ok well i'm really looking forward to that mr. engliSh but you muSt be wary around the Salt-cruSted clawS of the SeadwellerS that infeSt the induStry. do not let them turn your back on the warm-hued maSSeS they are wicked and Scheming.
HMU ENGLI$H ILL $HOW YOU A GOOD TIME. BRING YOUR FRIEND$ ;)
cmon bro i think you know why
<-|--|~~ thiS iS a good Step in the right direction mr. engliSh. your willingneSS to reconSider and diSavow heinouS hemochauviniSm in a public Space iS extraordinarily admirable and i will be buying your lateSt line of cologne.
i think you should leave it up.
I refuse to believe a single one of you is actually drinking gasoline.
too afraid to open the invvitation to vviolets i see
"c[]ba|t" and "ceru|ean" refer t[] the same caste. i w[]u|d rec[]mmend brushing up []n y[]ur tr[]||ian termin[]|[]gy bef[]re eXtending invitati[]ns |ike this m[]ving f[]rward as it c[]u|d be perceived as insensitivity and wi||fu| ign[]rance
Cleaning my gun. #mygun
thanks this is my shoutbox for my mindpalace
nesben is celibate until nesben dies #nsfw
gone shitting
okay im not getting all that shit
rose only has this app to pity my chits #personalproblem
step 1: sit on the potty
HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. THE GALL OF THIS BITCH. TO THINK SHE WOULD EVER BE ABLE TO BLOCK ME. HOW VERY AMUSING. HAA HAA HAA. HOO HOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!
I have been alerted by Jake that there are numerous posts calling for my immediate social execution on grounds of unfair judgment. However, these posts have been made by mouth breathers whom I have barricaded from my feed for the sake of my own sanity and/or general disdain for exposed genitalia. IF you are reading this, possibly through a companion or a burner account, I may consider unblocking you if at some random interval I review your profile and you no are no longer suffocatingly annoying. Carry on!
If Google weren’t compromised I would be able to research why my cookies came out more like scones. As it stands, I must resign myself to sit and wonder; I don’t think my secret sources have any dark insights on baking. Granted, that’s why I trust them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V19Ty9hYTsk My new song! YEAH BABY!
tony fell out of the media cause he hit the 900 but could never hit the 1800 and thats why his bitch ass is on here trying to cancel people smfh
Chin up, @gutsyGumshoe. God truly forbid a woman be allowed to do anything.
B33 < zamn yall tryna cancel crocker for what makin cood products
Please stop messaging me about jpgs. I don't know what those are, I just look like this. It's very rude. YEAH BABY!
Party at my hive tonight! Bring an open mind and a loving spirit, baby! It's going to be shagadelic. EVERYONE is invited! I'll be providing ALL of the goods necessary for a good time ;) YEAH BABY!
This isn't a robot, J. I think you mean the recycle bin.
@THGROK , how do I obtain the mythical Big Booty
i just want to get dicked down again :o/ #nsfw
I believe my interpretation skills are up to snuff! Why did you dislike my post.
Some of y’all could really benefit from some weed #substance #trollweediguess #420
I suppose we shall let the masses decide, sir! :B
im all up and bazing'd off my ga
Love is love baby! We shouldn't be divided... It brings a tear to my eye to see such (non-shagadelic) hate being spread these days!YEAH BABY!
Forget snooping on one's likes and dislikes. I am rapidly approaching Jake's Kult score- a fact which I fully intend to rub his snout in over lunch tomorrow. ... Whatever it signifies.
I figured it out! C:\Users\TrollAustinPowers\Pictures\482917490.jfifYEAH BABY!
Just got done with a hot ablution, how do l attach a picture? The public should not be kept away from my SHAGADELIC body!YEAH BABY!
hey alexa show me pictures of toys
Im Glad You Seem To Be Having A Good Time In Spite Of Things
wait a minute do the symbols actually matter i was hitting hearts like an updoot on reddit this is fucked
got a new puppet in the works. this guys multicolored, and got a penchant for mischief.
THAT FEELS A BIT FORWARD.
I've learned not to ask with him.
One like and I'll log off and go do my actual job.
the feed on here moves so fast. i can hardly keep up!
i took a really cute selfie for my profile pic why isnt it uploading? >:(
We Are Closing The Caverns Today Because The Mother Grub Threw Up
nesben
What the actual fuck happened in the four fucking hours I napped.
MESS WITH #THE MAN. AND YOU GET #THE HORNS. BITCH! HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA! GUNS FOR LIFE, WHORES. I AM THE GREATEST ARTIST, AND MARKS MAN. EVER TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⣿⠆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⢤⣴⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣄⠐⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡀⠺⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⠟⢁⣴⣷⣦⣤⣤⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⡿⠛⡆⠀⠉⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣿⡷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣴⣿⡦⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠘⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⢤⣤⣤⣀⣠⣤⣤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢀⣀⣠⣴⣿⣉⣩⣉⣛⡿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⢿⣿⠿⠿⠿⡶⠶⠶⠶⢶⠶⠾⣿⣿⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣸⣯⣿⣄⡀ ⣾⠿⢛⣟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠻⢿⣿⣿⠛⢹⣡⢾⣿⢻⣍⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣏⣅⣷⣋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⣵⣤⣶⣶⣶⣿⣾⣷⣴⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⡿⠛⠉ ⣿⣹⣿⡤⠀⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣤⣤⠿⠟⠛⣷⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⠋⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⠁⠀⠉⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣽⠇⣴⣇⣀⣴⣶⣿⠿⠟⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣟⣿⡟⠻⠬⠷⠴⠛⠏⣿⣿⣧⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢿⣧⣽⣿⣿⠿⠛⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣷⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠈⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢰⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣆⡀⡀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣸⡟⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⡀⠀ ⣶⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣿⣾⣿⣿⠉⣧⠰⢶⣈⣿⣷⠆⣴⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢀ ⠉⠙⠟⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠻⠏⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠿⣷⣿⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣭⣽⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢸ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⡿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠏⠀⠉⢉⣟⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⠛⢻⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⡿⡇⠀⠀⠼⠁⣿⣿⡉⢉⣁⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⡌⢁⣻⡆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣧⠈⠹⣿⡄⠰ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣧⣴⣿⣧⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⢿⣿⠿⠏⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣯⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ( _ ) /=> ( +____________________/\/\___ / /| .''._____________'._____ / /|/\ : () : :\ ----\| \ ) '..'______________.'0|----| \ 0_0/____/ \ |---- /----\ || -\\ --| \ || || ||\ \ \\____// '| \ BANG! BANG! .'/ | .:/ | :/_________| DEXTER/MJP⠀⠀⠀⠀
the humans are cute ! … sometimes
o FUCK yes my friends r here to chittr the good god damn day away
Tally hoo! Gadzookz! Great zcott! Zoinkz! Jimminy cricket, and zomezuch.
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა are any of the new aliens hot
I wonder what the species metrics of this website are going to look like as it goes on. I expect a large amount of trolls, as that is the target demographic, buuuuut Humans also tend to get attracted to social media like little metal bits get attracted to magnets. so there'll probably be a big human subsection. like.. idk, 60% troll, 39% human, and then 1% other weirdos (like meeeee) of course, i'm being suuuuuuuuuper duper generous when i give "other weirdos" like me a WHOLE ONE PERCENT, but maybe I'd like to be hopeful to see other green faces in the crowd