trolls from across the pond are alvways saying shit like, "oi lovwe, the sight of your crannys got me piddling sludge" and expect you to find that hot. #nsfwv #cwv-the-british
... they don't actually say 'cranny' r1ght...? ☹️
Thank heavens for the proper tagging dude. Stuff like this would get our guys across the river tugging at more than just their collar if you get the cut of my jib.
HAVE WE GOT A PROBLEM HERE YOU FUCKING KNOB? DO YOU EVEN REALISE HOW MUCH OF A BELLEND YOU SOUND LIKE? “OY LOVE” PLEASE. GET FUCKING WALLOPED YOU MUSH. x
if youre evwer reading smut, check howv they spell color before you get too far in.
Although it does lead to some pretty epic flubs on my half like i fear we might have quite separate definitions of what a sticky pudding is. Id take off my bib but frankly regardless of how your (big benjamin) pendulum swings ill be chowing down politely thank you very much. #suggestive
SILLY. RUFIOH DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO READ.
cronus you forgot one important cw tag and that is the horror tag
MAD BECAUSE YOU ARE PIDDLING SLUDGE?
QUITE THAT IF I’M HONEST BUT THE FUCKING CHEEK OF IT x
Lik£, totally lik£, too lik£, totally lik£, fucking lik£, right lik£, OMG.