♦ pitied by @affectionateTrampling
alright. wvriska vwon. sorry damz. i wvas rooting for you, i really wvas. novw. her imperious condescension vwersus rose lalonde. iwve got something real special for you all. took some bartering, some vwheeling and dealing, thats vwhy it took me a sec to get back to this. lemme start wvith the rose propaganda. beautiful blonde, knowvs howv to banter, perfect bod, perfect face, can do some spooky eldritch stuff if thats vwhat youre into. shes incredible. i dont wvanna undersell her here. but... i got a vwintage from my man @caligulaascendit. this is *art*. nowv, to share the scan, he said he vwanted to do the propaganda for her, so here you go. #nsfwv. #nsfc too, but not the c youre thinking of. "its ya boy eridan ampora here vwith a guest rewvievw on alternias biggest caked up baddie our leadin broad in the beam for #cronusbabeoff hovwre all likin my vwintage hic edition penthouse by the wvay pretty groowvy huh cost me a pretty caegar but it wvas totally wvorth it an yknowv its the real deal too cause its got her signature shade a coral pink semi gloss #2 stamped across the covwer wvhen im feelin advwenturous i take my condy penthivwe out a her plastic slip an ewver so gently stroke her lipstick mark vwith a quivwerin finger wvith my other flipper placed firmly against my crotch anyvway im afraid the competition has been crushed by the empresss unholy cake grinder the rest a you booty impaired ladies can go hivwe novw" yeah. yowvza. #cwv-cakesitting. <3 or <> for condy. <3< or c3< for rosie.
okay, i let that #cronusbabeoff sit a bit longer than i meant to, but the results are in. it wvas a close match, but jane took an early lead and kept it. the handiemaid, the demoness (succubus) is out, and ms. crocker mowves on to the semi-finals! next up... hey, damara, the hell are you still doing here? yep, damara megido, totally different than the handmaid, is up against our 8addie vwriska serket. you already knovw about damz, so lets focus on lil serk. shes 8ratty, shes 8ossy, shes evwerything in-8etvween. she can take charge or get put in her place. wvhether theyre 8-cups or her cups look like an 8, she makes it wvork. does she hawve wvhat it takes to owvercome damara? lets find out! and uhh... lets call that text #nsfwv just to be safe. <3 or <> for vwriska <3< or c3< for damz
The much anticipated 2000s tier list. MOST of these series I watched either as they were released or in syndication throughout my childhood, so the metric of my enjoyment is both through the lens of nostalgia and by my old, much less skeptical yardstick. Shall we proceed to the 90s?
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
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The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
yeah ill call that a vwrap, i kinda wvanna rush through these boring match-ups. surprise surprise, aranea beat the lady nobody knovws in the #cronusbabeoff. shocker. bye dollie, better luck next time. er, hmm. actually im feeling a lil bad for her, giwven vwho she vwent against and wvhos running the thing... wvell! aranea movwes on! next up, novw heres an interesting one. porrim maryam vws. jane crocker! this is a high seed against lovw, but i think it could be anyones game. porrim has the ravw sex appeal and charisma, but janes been established on this site for a vwhile, just look through the "adored" tab dovwn there and youll see plenty of her cleawvage. i might havwe to let this one run a wvhile if its close. wvote belowv, as usual, for wvhich babe is hottest. #suggestiwve #nsfwv? <3 or <> for porrim <3< or c3< for jane
Woke up an hour before my alarm went off this morning, because even my sleep cycles are optimized for maXimum productivity. Few have schoolfed their bodies with the kind of work ethic I have. Also, my downstairs neighbor's barkbeast was howling like it was being boiled alive, but that's besides the point. #Motivation #Productivity #Girlboss - MC Oleana
🌹 #TGIFF #ThankG⬡dItsFishingFriday #Chairmancing #R⬡dmancing #Afterh⬡urs #BestNight⬡fTheWipe - MC R⬡se🌹
To reiterate, the #OldYoutubePlaylist will air from 11 AM EST tomorrow morning until it ends, which presumably will be around 8 PM. All are welcome to attend. I'll be posting the link shortly before airtime and throughout the day. Feel free to blacklist #OldYoutubePlaylist to avoid the reminders. DISCLAIMER. I am merely purporting to have cultivated an ERA-ACCURATE playlist. I cannot speak to your personal enjoyment. If you get onto the OLD YOUTUBE PLAYLIST and find the comedic stylings of "Like Mah Status," "Fred Goes Swimming," "Charlie the Unicorn," and "Taking The Hobbits to Isengard" to be dated and blase, I CANNOT HELP YOU. :B See you there!
Shopping trip. #BettyCrocker #Reup #NeedMyMix #Yummers!
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
Calling you psycho the way that you're desperate, Scribbling proclamations like an illiterate text-wit. Shit was clipped out of context? Bitch, quit grasping at straws, She won't step on your face, but I'll enforce some laws. You think she's your purpose, your sole reason for life? You're just a cog in the system, perpetual victim of strife. Weeping bodily fluids like they're bars in the sand, While we're out here running empires you can't comprehend. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the saddest of all? A total non-entity tryna play ball. Read, reread the garbage you vent in and out of the feed, See you’re a footnote in history for anyone's heed. Sucker for attention, can't think beyond your erection, All for a friend of a friend, no preestablished connection. You're kicking it solo, forever a clone, An absolute nobody wasting time on his phone. Dave's playing fuckin' ball? You do got that legacy, But the way your shit's twisted is downright fuckin' heresy. Get my knob off your mind, drop the text that you signed, You’re swinging out of your league and getting aligned. Quoting anime at me? Let's check back into reality, Your fragile mentality can't face my brutality. Your game is already dead, no head, no crown, Just a supplementary Strider acting like a clown.
CULL YOUЯRSELF YOU IG_OMI_IOUS WASTE OF ATMOSPHEЯRE!!! THIS IS OBVIOUSLY _OT A ЯREAL PHOTO OF ME. USE YOUЯR PA_ BOY.
࣪⊹₊˚{ girlygrub, we are going to fillet this mouth breathing little PRICKLET togetherrrr! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ TOGETHERRRR!!!! }*□*{ }*□*{ }*□*{ }*□*{ #killing #killinghim }˚₊⊹ ࣪
｢konnichiwa, minasan! ( ^-^)ノ megane-san's kirihorn tingles... so... boku...is... kyaaa!!!! (*ゝω･*) ima firin mah lazer! (*^▽^)/★*☆♪ shōjiki, megane-san has a choto hyge list of haremdachis (；・ω・) and unbeamued kirainahito Σ(；｀∀´) to change! (；´_ゝ`) byuttt.... boku has to post his yari nokoshi first! kyuah! (*≧∇≦)ﾉ hilly-chan @achromaticCrusade comes nexto!! megane-san doesn't weally wike piero-chans... even moefairies like clownpiece-chan don't give megane-san the feels! (´ﾟωﾟ｀) syo.... when megane-chan did dis round of #waifuification...(`へ´*)ノ he got rid of it!!! gyah!! yamero, clown-chans! (≧口≦)ノ nyehh, no honknose or boopyshoe! (｀ε´ ) megane-san made hilly-chan a kyutiebeast! keke~ a kyutieful sujigyjrl (ФωФ) uwah uwah! uwah wah! (*´∇｀)ﾉ hilly-chan's choto furekkusu is making my kokoro go doki doki doki!!!! kyuuuu!! ( ・u・)ノΞ●~* aahhn~ ( ゜ρ゜ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: shōjiki means truthfully! (^_^)/ megane-san is telling da trufe! (⌒0⌒) choto means very. haremdachis means harem friends! q(^-^q) the opposite of kirainahito, which means HATERS. ( ｀□´) gyuhhh... megane-san hates his haterz. (´_ゝ`) yari nokoshi means backlog. very big backlog... (；ω；｀*) megane-san gets requestos too... (；Д；) aahhh... eto... ( ´Д｀) moefairies are bastions of nyehpic moe moments, which is when a kyutiecutie is xtra kawaii! ( ・ω・) clownpiece-chan is from megane-san's favorite bulleto hell, touhou! (*/∀＼*) so sugoi! yamero means STAWP IT! (*｀ｴ´) cuddit out! (＃￣З￣) sujigyjrl means musclegirl, doing lots of furekkusu- flexing. (。･`з･)ﾉ and what's a biggu muscle?? your pusher, or your kokoro!! d=(^o^)=b when it goes doki doki, das how kyu know you're in wuv! (*^_^*)]
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
Some patients can't 8e saved, 8ut that 8urden's not on you........ #auto8iographical #lightempath theantlers #lyricposting #rel8tionships
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eeab155ca3a9.png - MC Oleana
https://cdn.imgchest.c⬡m/files/2e3feb5916b3.png - MC R⬡se🌹
Hrm. It appears I may have made a grave miscalculati⬡n. Wh⬡ knew that artificial intelligence c⬡uld pr⬡ve t⬡ be s⬡ hazard⬡usly duplicit⬡us? #Mybad - MC R⬡se🌹
#MacroCullsmos #CanItRunHAL #Easily. Pomon, I am in you.
DO _OT SPEAK MY _AME, FOUL SPECTEЯR. THEЯRE IS _O PLACE FOЯR YOU OЯR YOUЯR SWILL I_ THIS WOЯRLD OЯR BEYO_D.
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Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
SERKET REVIEWS: PROJECT ZOM8OID 8y THE INDIE STONE For my first installment of reviews, I chose to start playing a game in Karkat’s li8rary that had 8arely seen even an hour of playtime. At time of writing, I’ve gone WELL over the two hour threshold for refunds. Hopefully Karkat doesn’t mind, 8ecause I can tell this is going to 8e a game that sucks me in! Instead of 8eing the typical d8ting sim, lifestyle sim, or occasional looter shooter that is common to his li8rary, this game is user-descri8ed as an open world survival sim. I chose to dive into it without much research, and ignored the multiplayer function to 8etter immerse myself in the survival mechanics. This was the o8vious correct choice. The game opens to a haunting screen of a man cradling his m8tesprit closely, clearly attempting to comfort her as she is 8andaged and injured in the splash art. There’s a swell of dramatic music, and then thunder claps, lightning flashes, and you see the gruesome truth of the scene revealed as an ela8or8te ruse!!!!!!!! The man is ACTUALLY tearing at the flesh of his lifeless partner, who has yet to rise in undeath to join him in eternal hunger. That is essentially the entire tone of this game. You may not realize it, looking at the cute trash-gru88er8east mascot, 8ut dreariness and loneliness are the main experience, 8eyond the dread of the undead hordes slowly closing in around you. Zom8oid is a game that promises to punish the slightest misstep, and such punishment can very quickly send you into a tailspin of utter desol8tion. My first attempt at the game (post the ro8ust and informative tutorial, of course) was thwarted 8y a 8roken window lock! Had I 8een a8le to pull open the window to make my escape, I likely would have lasted several more in-game days. As it was, I was forced to start over and try again, this time a touch more cautiously. The first area where real mistakes can 8e made are in the character cre8tor screen. There’s a ton of options for how to kneecap your character from the get go, ranging from things to challenge yourself with, and work around, such as 8eing underweight or hard of hearing, all the way to the truly formida8le illiteracy tr8t, which makes it completely impossi8le to 8oost level growth 8y reading skill manuals. If you choose to 8e illter8te, and don’t know how to oper8 generators, you’re shit out of luck when the power goes out! 8etter hope you like to camp!!!!!!!! Taking positive attri8utes su8tracts points from your character sheet, while taking negatives adds them 8ack. I think it is a very 8alanced system that challenges you to take weaknesses that you can grow your character out of, such as 8eing unfit, overweight, or overall weak. Practicing fitness routines while not escaping from zom8ie assaults will eventually pay off, as you gain muscle and agility, just like real life! Food and rest are also required, much like real life. The nutritional system is fairly ro8ust, 8ut pretty punishing, though it does do an incredi8le jo8 of accounting for physical exertion for food and sleep needs. Your character can also 8ecome 8ored, or even depressed, which means a variety of food and entertainment experiences (such as 8ooks or tv shows) are required to stave off the inner demons of the zom8iod apocalypse. It’s rare to see a survival simul8tion take into account the needs of the mind and soul as well as the needs of the 8ody! There’s also a very ela8or8te crafting system, including the possi8ility to craft your own hive from scratch, crafting weapons and gear, and repairing or cr8ting your very own clothing and armor to fend off the hordes with. Each of these systems dovetail together to make an awesomely in depth and challenging game that somehow doesn’t start to feel like an organiz8tion sim until you’ve 8een playing the same save for several nights str8! As for gameplay, there are myriads of options to customize and tailor the experience to your desires. If you’re more interested in a relaxed approach, may8e a focus on the ranching and farming portions of the gameplay loop would 8e more your speed. If you find yourself a god among zom8oid slayers, perhaps you’d prefer to try the challenge options? And, like I mentioned 8efore, there IS a solid multiplayer 8ase out there, though I haven’t personally delved into that area of play yet. All in all, a solid 8/10. There are still game 8r8king 8ugs to 8e found AAAAAAAAALL over the place, which is crazy for a game that’s 8een in development for 6.9 sweeps! That’s 15 years for you humans out there, 8tw. Appar8ntly someone even stole the hard drive that had the early game stored on it, forcing them to start over completely once. Crazy stuff! 8eyond a little 8it of gameplay jank, there’s not much I feel compelled to complain a8out with this title, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to play solo survival games with huge maps and challenging scenarios. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/037caf4ea2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9f16c7a888c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66acc553d388.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3aa94372518d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38c1d94ea15d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/44618803912e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37287d796296.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da84e0e119a.png #serketreviews #nsfw #gore
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@ga_gstasCrossbo_es YOU TOO I GUESS. LOЯRD K_OWS THEЯRE'S E_OUGH OF HIM TO GO AЯROU_D.
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FUCK! MY WHIMSY WAS DECЯREASED TODAY AT THE AMUSEMA_GLE PAЯRK I HATE THAT AMUSEMA_GLE PAЯRK IT DOES_'T WOЯRK COЯRЯRECTLY. I'M GOI_G TO SMASH A BEA_WATEЯR CUP OVEЯR MY HEAD TO FEEL BETTEЯR A_D THE_ GO TO CUPE.
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⚡︎ ⌁ exhibition ⌁ fiduspaWn ⌁ match ⌁ next ⌁ Weekend ⌁ at ⌁ the ⌁ Sunyshore ⌁ lighthouse. ⌁ i'll ⌁ be ⌁ juicing ⌁ the ⌁ shit ⌁ out ⌁ of ⌁ the ⌁ poWer ⌁ lines ⌁ so ⌁ if ⌁ you're ⌁ sensitive ⌁ to ⌁ flashing ⌁ lights ⌁ go ⌁ hive ⌁ i ⌁ guess? ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ manager ⌁ is ⌁ saying ⌁ i ⌁ should ⌁ start ⌁ a ⌁ grubtube ⌁ channel ⌁ for ⌁ my ⌁ training ⌁ videos ⌁ and ⌁ i'm ⌁ like. ⌁ Watt. ⌁ i ⌁ already ⌁ have ⌁ Way ⌁ too ⌁ much ⌁ shit ⌁ to ⌁ do. ⌁ there ⌁ already ⌁ aren't ⌁ enough ⌁ hours ⌁ in ⌁ the ⌁ day. ⌁ ⚡︎
WHE_ HICAЯRI MAKES ME MAD I PULL UP 5-MI_UTE CЯRAFTS O_ MY PALMHUSK A_D WATCH HEЯR TUЯR_ FIFTY SHADES OF VIOLET. :oX
S.o°unds frightening... the dwellers will be awatching fr.o°m the waves
◌ I will never set foot on a beach again after Matesprit Island #restinpeace #gonetoosoon #Eatenbyalusus #Stillsandinmysuits ⧂
◌ As a troll wise from age and experience, I know taking a cocktail of medicines will do more harm than good. As a troll with a pounding panache and an important job, I feel like it just might work this once. But you're right. ⧂
◌ The only solution to this panache seems to be to take every medication I have and do a cold plunge. Maybe the cold water will fix it immediately so I can go to work. ⧂
yknow. ba1t1ng takes a lot of work. l1ke, real actual effort. 1f 1 had a l1ke actual k1smes1s would 1 be blow1ng my budget stra1ght out of the water every per1gee or someth1ng for the b1ts 1 wonder
>>| you don't mean, jadebloods, correct?
HO_OЯR A_D A SHAME TO HAVE TO CULL O_E. MOSTLY A_ HO_OЯR, BUT STILL.
honestly gill im buyin u 1000 of these 1st thing tomorrow
brb my moireel #losthergoggles in tha slime gotta fish em out 4 her again fore i pass out too
cant sea shit out here
}(]]]]]) < you're in your baddie's ear like ₽lease ₽lease ₽lease > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < i'm in my baddie's ear like 'cause every time we touch, i Ǧet this feelinǦ and every time we kiss, i swear o could fly can't you feel my ₽usher ₽um₽ fast? I WANT THIS TO LAST > ([[[[[){ @affectionateTram₽linǦ #buǦrave
}(]]]]]) < TCH..... DON'T TOUCH MY SWARMS! i know a Ǧrou₽ of real rebellious danǦerous ty₽e jades who sneak out of the caverns every niǦht > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < kee₽ your ₽aws off my stuff and i'll tell you where they have their little harry ₽otter book club meetinǦs so you can scare them straiǦht > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < just relax okay > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < ]&< you're welcome > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < Ǧotta kee₽ the clowns ha₽₽y to kee₽ the world s₽inninǦ don't i know it > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < OKAY OKAY I ǦET IT NOW BUZZ OFF > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < MAKE A U-TURN OUT OF MY RE₽LIES WITH YOUR RECI₽ES > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < sheesh > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < AW HELL YEAH I AM FUCKINǦ DANCINǦ > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < you Ǧot some SICK MOVES whitney holy chrysalis > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < never let it be said that the biǦ bad Ǧuzmah doesn't brinǦ the best fuckinǦ vibes to the #buǦrave > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < i'm out here buyinǦ shots for everyone the ₽arty DON'T STO₽ UNTIL THE BIǦ BOSS SAYS IT STO₽S > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < HOLY SHIT > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < yeah okay yeah i see you > ([[[[[){
HEЯR: YOU'D BETTEЯR _OT BE CЯRAWLI_G UP IT SCAЯRY STYLE WHE_ I GET HOME! ME:
}(]]]]]) < er > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < the hot kind of slime > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < they always tell me Ǧuzmah are you really a freak Ǧuzmah do you eat ass > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < of course i do > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < and i TAKE BLINKERS OFF #BUǦASS TOO > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < no such thinǦ as over com₽ensatinǦ > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < WHEN YOU ARE AS AWESOME AS THE BIǦ BAD BOSS ǦUZMAH!!!! > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < scribble down the notes and learn somethinǦ > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < and maybe MAYBE you can hanǦ with me > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < like all the cool badass ₽unks do [;&< > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < I AM CHEEFINǦ THIS NICOTINE ǦAS THORAX SO HARD @affectionateTram₽linǦ #buǦrave > ([[[[[){
⊹₊˚{ i have had.... THREE of my butlers QUIT since i changed the unifourms from dishy rainbow drinkers --> hunky 42nd century archeradicators }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ THREE OF THEM!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ WHY NOT FOUR???? }╯>ᯅ<)╯︵ ┻━┻ NONE OF YOU RESPECT MY THEMING!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
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WHY IS IT SO HAЯRD TO FI_D A DECE_T GUY AЯROU_D HEЯRE.
FUCK YES. BЯRI_G YOUЯR MILK LUSUS TOO. SHE CA_ KEEP MI_E BUSY LO_G E_OUGH TO GET THЯROUGH DI__EЯR U_SI_GED. :oX
might just be me, but i’d judge any/)ne f/)r eating grub l/)af that shit tastes h/)rrible
Whatever this is, I do not care. My head hurts enough as it is.