♦ pitied by @affectionateTrampling
8=D < I was too devastated to make a pun.
}(]]]]]) < that's IT i'm Ǧonna enter this fidus₽awn tournament > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < Ǧet ready for me ₽omon because THE BIǦ BAD ǦUZMA is Ǧonna ste₽ onto the scene > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < to any ₽athetic SHRIM₽ out there Ǧet ready to Ǧet ste₽₽ed on > ([[[[[){
⚡︎ ⌁ exhibition ⌁ fiduspaWn ⌁ match ⌁ next ⌁ Weekend ⌁ at ⌁ the ⌁ Sunyshore ⌁ lighthouse. ⌁ i'll ⌁ be ⌁ juicing ⌁ the ⌁ shit ⌁ out ⌁ of ⌁ the ⌁ poWer ⌁ lines ⌁ so ⌁ if ⌁ you're ⌁ sensitive ⌁ to ⌁ flashing ⌁ lights ⌁ go ⌁ hive ⌁ i ⌁ guess? ⌁ ⚡︎
⚡︎ ⌁ manager ⌁ is ⌁ saying ⌁ i ⌁ should ⌁ start ⌁ a ⌁ grubtube ⌁ channel ⌁ for ⌁ my ⌁ training ⌁ videos ⌁ and ⌁ i'm ⌁ like. ⌁ Watt. ⌁ i ⌁ already ⌁ have ⌁ Way ⌁ too ⌁ much ⌁ shit ⌁ to ⌁ do. ⌁ there ⌁ already ⌁ aren't ⌁ enough ⌁ hours ⌁ in ⌁ the ⌁ day. ⌁ ⚡︎
WHE_ HICAЯRI MAKES ME MAD I PULL UP 5-MI_UTE CЯRAFTS O_ MY PALMHUSK A_D WATCH HEЯR TUЯR_ FIFTY SHADES OF VIOLET. :oX
S.o°unds frightening... the dwellers will be awatching fr.o°m the waves
◌ I will never set foot on a beach again after Matesprit Island #restinpeace #gonetoosoon #Eatenbyalusus #Stillsandinmysuits ⧂
◌ As a troll wise from age and experience, I know taking a cocktail of medicines will do more harm than good. As a troll with a pounding panache and an important job, I feel like it just might work this once. But you're right. ⧂
◌ The only solution to this panache seems to be to take every medication I have and do a cold plunge. Maybe the cold water will fix it immediately so I can go to work. ⧂
✧✦y⟢u ཀust b𖠢 ⟢ut ⟢f th𖠢 l⟢⟢p / h⟢n𖠢stly its r𖠢li𖠢ving that appar𖠢ntly n⟢t 𖠢V𖠢RY⟢N𖠢 is up in ཀy busin𖠢ss right n⟢w / f⟢r a whil𖠢 it s𖠢𖠢ཀ𖠢d lik𖠢 𖠢v𖠢ry⟢n𖠢 had an ⟢pini⟢n ⟢n ཀ𖠢 and what iv𖠢 b𖠢𖠢n d⟢ing with ཀy lif𖠢 th𖠢s𖠢 past f𖠢w sw𖠢𖠢ps / i d⟢nt und𖠢rstand any⟢n𖠢 that wants t⟢ b𖠢 faཀ⟢us / its kind ⟢f a curs𖠢 / i ⟢nly j⟢in𖠢d th𖠢 sit𖠢 b𖠢caus𖠢 i hav𖠢 l𖠢ss 𖠢y𖠢s ⟢n ཀ𖠢 n⟢w✦✧
✧✦y⟢u d⟢ kn⟢w what s𖠢ཀi-r𖠢tir𖠢d ཀ𖠢ans right? / i d⟢nt r𖠢ally hav𖠢 ཀuch lin𖠢d up at th𖠢 ཀ⟢ཀ𖠢nt / i gu𖠢ss th𖠢r𖠢s a f𖠢stival iཀ lin𖠢d up f⟢r / but th𖠢r𖠢 isnt ཀuch ⟢f a backstag𖠢 t⟢ giv𖠢 a pass f⟢r / its a casual ⟢utd⟢⟢rs 𖠢v𖠢nt / y⟢u sh⟢uld c⟢ཀ𖠢 th⟢ugh✦✧
✧✦y⟢u act lik𖠢 i hav𖠢nt kill𖠢d b𖠢f⟢r𖠢 / iཀ just n⟢t in th𖠢 habit ⟢f d⟢ing it indiscriཀinat𖠢ly / d⟢ing things in 𖠢xc𖠢ss s⟢ft𖠢ns th𖠢 punch✦✧
yknow. ba1t1ng takes a lot of work. l1ke, real actual effort. 1f 1 had a l1ke actual k1smes1s would 1 be blow1ng my budget stra1ght out of the water every per1gee or someth1ng for the b1ts 1 wonder
>>| you don't mean, jadebloods, correct?
HO_OЯR A_D A SHAME TO HAVE TO CULL O_E. MOSTLY A_ HO_OЯR, BUT STILL.
honestly gill im buyin u 1000 of these 1st thing tomorrow
brb my moireel #losthergoggles in tha slime gotta fish em out 4 her again fore i pass out too
cant sea shit out here
}(]]]]]) < you're in your baddie's ear like ₽lease ₽lease ₽lease > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < i'm in my baddie's ear like 'cause every time we touch, i Ǧet this feelinǦ and every time we kiss, i swear o could fly can't you feel my ₽usher ₽um₽ fast? I WANT THIS TO LAST > ([[[[[){ @affectionateTram₽linǦ #buǦrave
}(]]]]]) < TCH..... DON'T TOUCH MY SWARMS! i know a Ǧrou₽ of real rebellious danǦerous ty₽e jades who sneak out of the caverns every niǦht > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < kee₽ your ₽aws off my stuff and i'll tell you where they have their little harry ₽otter book club meetinǦs so you can scare them straiǦht > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < just relax okay > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < ]&< you're welcome > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < Ǧotta kee₽ the clowns ha₽₽y to kee₽ the world s₽inninǦ don't i know it > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < OKAY OKAY I ǦET IT NOW BUZZ OFF > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < MAKE A U-TURN OUT OF MY RE₽LIES WITH YOUR RECI₽ES > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < sheesh > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < AW HELL YEAH I AM FUCKINǦ DANCINǦ > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < you Ǧot some SICK MOVES whitney holy chrysalis > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < never let it be said that the biǦ bad Ǧuzmah doesn't brinǦ the best fuckinǦ vibes to the #buǦrave > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < i'm out here buyinǦ shots for everyone the ₽arty DON'T STO₽ UNTIL THE BIǦ BOSS SAYS IT STO₽S > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < HOLY SHIT > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < yeah okay yeah i see you > ([[[[[){
HEЯR: YOU'D BETTEЯR _OT BE CЯRAWLI_G UP IT SCAЯRY STYLE WHE_ I GET HOME! ME:
}(]]]]]) < er > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < the hot kind of slime > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < they always tell me Ǧuzmah are you really a freak Ǧuzmah do you eat ass > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < of course i do > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < and i TAKE BLINKERS OFF #BUǦASS TOO > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < no such thinǦ as over com₽ensatinǦ > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < WHEN YOU ARE AS AWESOME AS THE BIǦ BAD BOSS ǦUZMAH!!!! > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < scribble down the notes and learn somethinǦ > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < and maybe MAYBE you can hanǦ with me > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < like all the cool badass ₽unks do [;&< > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < I AM CHEEFINǦ THIS NICOTINE ǦAS THORAX SO HARD @affectionateTram₽linǦ #buǦrave > ([[[[[){
⊹₊˚{ i have had.... THREE of my butlers QUIT since i changed the unifourms from dishy rainbow drinkers --> hunky 42nd century archeradicators }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ THREE OF THEM!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ WHY NOT FOUR???? }╯>ᯅ<)╯︵ ┻━┻ NONE OF YOU RESPECT MY THEMING!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
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WHY IS IT SO HAЯRD TO FI_D A DECE_T GUY AЯROU_D HEЯRE.
FUCK YES. BЯRI_G YOUЯR MILK LUSUS TOO. SHE CA_ KEEP MI_E BUSY LO_G E_OUGH TO GET THЯROUGH DI__EЯR U_SI_GED. :oX
might just be me, but i’d judge any/)ne f/)r eating grub l/)af that shit tastes h/)rrible
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Whatever this is, I do not care. My head hurts enough as it is.