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yeah, okay, guess i savw that coming. handmaid vwins! im looking forvward to the photoshoot for next rounds match. novw, up next in the great #cronusbabeoff... wvriska serket up against latula pyrope! wvould you beliewve it wvas really, really tough to find a pic of this duo? it wvas either this (#nsfwv btvw) or one vwhere they wvere shrinkwvrapped skinny. i think i made the right call. <3 or <> for latula <3< or c3< for vwriska
The much anticipated 2000s tier list. MOST of these series I watched either as they were released or in syndication throughout my childhood, so the metric of my enjoyment is both through the lens of nostalgia and by my old, much less skeptical yardstick. Shall we proceed to the 90s?
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
PROCESSED MOOBEAST MILK is laced with microscopic pathogens that INFILTRATE YOUR BLOODSTREAM to map out your intravenous passageways to allow OTHER THINGS EASY ACCESS TO YOUR THINKPAN.
🌹 #TGIFF #ThankG⬡dItsFishingFriday #Chairmancing #R⬡dmancing #Afterh⬡urs #BestNight⬡fTheWipe - MC R⬡se🌹
To reiterate, the #OldYoutubePlaylist will air from 11 AM EST tomorrow morning until it ends, which presumably will be around 8 PM. All are welcome to attend. I'll be posting the link shortly before airtime and throughout the day. Feel free to blacklist #OldYoutubePlaylist to avoid the reminders. DISCLAIMER. I am merely purporting to have cultivated an ERA-ACCURATE playlist. I cannot speak to your personal enjoyment. If you get onto the OLD YOUTUBE PLAYLIST and find the comedic stylings of "Like Mah Status," "Fred Goes Swimming," "Charlie the Unicorn," and "Taking The Hobbits to Isengard" to be dated and blase, I CANNOT HELP YOU. :B See you there!
Shopping trip. #BettyCrocker #Reup #NeedMyMix #Yummers!
Calling you psycho the way that you're desperate, Scribbling proclamations like an illiterate text-wit. Shit was clipped out of context? Bitch, quit grasping at straws, She won't step on your face, but I'll enforce some laws. You think she's your purpose, your sole reason for life? You're just a cog in the system, perpetual victim of strife. Weeping bodily fluids like they're bars in the sand, While we're out here running empires you can't comprehend. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the saddest of all? A total non-entity tryna play ball. Read, reread the garbage you vent in and out of the feed, See you’re a footnote in history for anyone's heed. Sucker for attention, can't think beyond your erection, All for a friend of a friend, no preestablished connection. You're kicking it solo, forever a clone, An absolute nobody wasting time on his phone. Dave's playing fuckin' ball? You do got that legacy, But the way your shit's twisted is downright fuckin' heresy. Get my knob off your mind, drop the text that you signed, You’re swinging out of your league and getting aligned. Quoting anime at me? Let's check back into reality, Your fragile mentality can't face my brutality. Your game is already dead, no head, no crown, Just a supplementary Strider acting like a clown.
It d▣esn't have y▣u signature p▣nyta-il. ▾ I see n▣w. ▾
Is this a new shirt? A new hairstyle? ▣h, I kn▣w! Y▣u did s▣mething different with y▣ur h▣rns. ▾ S▣mething ab▣ut this picture is just s▣ slightly ▣ff. Maybe they caught y▣u at an unflattering angle. Hmm. ▾
｢shoshin of anata! (*ゝω･*) but more kawaii!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: shoshin means piccy! (^o^) KAWAII means kyutie.]
{ ...ii doont thiink ii uundeerstaand... x( thee aart iis cuutee... }
｢konnichiwa! ((o(^∇^)o)) isn't megane-san so atamai?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: atamai means smarty!]
amen
That's what I've been saying. Dude chitts nothing but pure gold on the regular.
｢konnichiwa, minasan! ( ^-^)ノ megane-san's kirihorn tingles... so... boku...is... kyaaa!!!! (*ゝω･*) ima firin mah lazer! (*^▽^)/★*☆♪ shōjiki, megane-san has a choto hyge list of haremdachis (；・ω・) and unbeamued kirainahito Σ(；｀∀´) to change! (；´_ゝ`) byuttt.... boku has to post his yari nokoshi first! kyuah! (*≧∇≦)ﾉ hilly-chan @achromaticCrusade comes nexto!! megane-san doesn't weally wike piero-chans... even moefairies like clownpiece-chan don't give megane-san the feels! (´ﾟωﾟ｀) syo.... when megane-chan did dis round of #waifuification...(`へ´*)ノ he got rid of it!!! gyah!! yamero, clown-chans! (≧口≦)ノ nyehh, no honknose or boopyshoe! (｀ε´ ) megane-san made hilly-chan a kyutiebeast! keke~ a kyutieful sujigyjrl (ФωФ) uwah uwah! uwah wah! (*´∇｀)ﾉ hilly-chan's choto furekkusu is making my kokoro go doki doki doki!!!! kyuuuu!! ( ・u・)ノΞ●~* aahhn~ ( ゜ρ゜ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: shōjiki means truthfully! (^_^)/ megane-san is telling da trufe! (⌒0⌒) choto means very. haremdachis means harem friends! q(^-^q) the opposite of kirainahito, which means HATERS. ( ｀□´) gyuhhh... megane-san hates his haterz. (´_ゝ`) yari nokoshi means backlog. very big backlog... (；ω；｀*) megane-san gets requestos too... (；Д；) aahhh... eto... ( ´Д｀) moefairies are bastions of nyehpic moe moments, which is when a kyutiecutie is xtra kawaii! ( ・ω・) clownpiece-chan is from megane-san's favorite bulleto hell, touhou! (*/∀＼*) so sugoi! yamero means STAWP IT! (*｀ｴ´) cuddit out! (＃￣З￣) sujigyjrl means musclegirl, doing lots of furekkusu- flexing. (。･`з･)ﾉ and what's a biggu muscle?? your pusher, or your kokoro!! d=(^o^)=b when it goes doki doki, das how kyu know you're in wuv! (*^_^*)]
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
Some patients can't 8e saved, 8ut that 8urden's not on you........ #auto8iographical #lightempath theantlers #lyricposting #rel8tionships
The feelling is mutuall. Thine makeup is running. By the way.
c< sKill issue >c
Don't reely matter w)(en your all beneat)( me but keep bickering about it, it's entertaining.
we dgaf
Cry louder. Pathetic.
I believe in y▣u because I believe in the TRUTH I seek. ▾ We will cr▣ss paths again, cl▣wn preacher! ▾
Fascinating! ▾ D▣es cl▣wn scripture truly exclude ▣ur m▣st vulnerable p▣pulati▣n? Is there truly n▣ ackn▣wledgment f▣r the l▣west underst▣mach ▣f alternia's m▣st imp▣rtant, unrepresented beings? ▾ I w▣nder if ▣ne day, I can see myself in these teachings. ▾ Excellent, Hildah! ▾
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
SERKET REVIEWS: PROJECT ZOM8OID 8y THE INDIE STONE For my first installment of reviews, I chose to start playing a game in Karkat’s li8rary that had 8arely seen even an hour of playtime. At time of writing, I’ve gone WELL over the two hour threshold for refunds. Hopefully Karkat doesn’t mind, 8ecause I can tell this is going to 8e a game that sucks me in! Instead of 8eing the typical d8ting sim, lifestyle sim, or occasional looter shooter that is common to his li8rary, this game is user-descri8ed as an open world survival sim. I chose to dive into it without much research, and ignored the multiplayer function to 8etter immerse myself in the survival mechanics. This was the o8vious correct choice. The game opens to a haunting screen of a man cradling his m8tesprit closely, clearly attempting to comfort her as she is 8andaged and injured in the splash art. There’s a swell of dramatic music, and then thunder claps, lightning flashes, and you see the gruesome truth of the scene revealed as an ela8or8te ruse!!!!!!!! The man is ACTUALLY tearing at the flesh of his lifeless partner, who has yet to rise in undeath to join him in eternal hunger. That is essentially the entire tone of this game. You may not realize it, looking at the cute trash-gru88er8east mascot, 8ut dreariness and loneliness are the main experience, 8eyond the dread of the undead hordes slowly closing in around you. Zom8oid is a game that promises to punish the slightest misstep, and such punishment can very quickly send you into a tailspin of utter desol8tion. My first attempt at the game (post the ro8ust and informative tutorial, of course) was thwarted 8y a 8roken window lock! Had I 8een a8le to pull open the window to make my escape, I likely would have lasted several more in-game days. As it was, I was forced to start over and try again, this time a touch more cautiously. The first area where real mistakes can 8e made are in the character cre8tor screen. There’s a ton of options for how to kneecap your character from the get go, ranging from things to challenge yourself with, and work around, such as 8eing underweight or hard of hearing, all the way to the truly formida8le illiteracy tr8t, which makes it completely impossi8le to 8oost level growth 8y reading skill manuals. If you choose to 8e illter8te, and don’t know how to oper8 generators, you’re shit out of luck when the power goes out! 8etter hope you like to camp!!!!!!!! Taking positive attri8utes su8tracts points from your character sheet, while taking negatives adds them 8ack. I think it is a very 8alanced system that challenges you to take weaknesses that you can grow your character out of, such as 8eing unfit, overweight, or overall weak. Practicing fitness routines while not escaping from zom8ie assaults will eventually pay off, as you gain muscle and agility, just like real life! Food and rest are also required, much like real life. The nutritional system is fairly ro8ust, 8ut pretty punishing, though it does do an incredi8le jo8 of accounting for physical exertion for food and sleep needs. Your character can also 8ecome 8ored, or even depressed, which means a variety of food and entertainment experiences (such as 8ooks or tv shows) are required to stave off the inner demons of the zom8iod apocalypse. It’s rare to see a survival simul8tion take into account the needs of the mind and soul as well as the needs of the 8ody! There’s also a very ela8or8te crafting system, including the possi8ility to craft your own hive from scratch, crafting weapons and gear, and repairing or cr8ting your very own clothing and armor to fend off the hordes with. Each of these systems dovetail together to make an awesomely in depth and challenging game that somehow doesn’t start to feel like an organiz8tion sim until you’ve 8een playing the same save for several nights str8! As for gameplay, there are myriads of options to customize and tailor the experience to your desires. If you’re more interested in a relaxed approach, may8e a focus on the ranching and farming portions of the gameplay loop would 8e more your speed. If you find yourself a god among zom8oid slayers, perhaps you’d prefer to try the challenge options? And, like I mentioned 8efore, there IS a solid multiplayer 8ase out there, though I haven’t personally delved into that area of play yet. All in all, a solid 8/10. There are still game 8r8king 8ugs to 8e found AAAAAAAAALL over the place, which is crazy for a game that’s 8een in development for 6.9 sweeps! That’s 15 years for you humans out there, 8tw. Appar8ntly someone even stole the hard drive that had the early game stored on it, forcing them to start over completely once. Crazy stuff! 8eyond a little 8it of gameplay jank, there’s not much I feel compelled to complain a8out with this title, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to play solo survival games with huge maps and challenging scenarios. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/037caf4ea2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9f16c7a888c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66acc553d388.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3aa94372518d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38c1d94ea15d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/44618803912e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37287d796296.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da84e0e119a.png #serketreviews #nsfw #gore
mood ruined i hate the (ow now
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
help help help help help i ran into his shitty old mansion to get avway but nowv im lost there chasing me in and out of a set of six doors in this one hallwvay im scared
someoen gv1e her an award, th1s some re1nvent1on of the weheel sh1t go1ng on
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points at the grafiti i found and defo dint do myself from a month ago
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🥛i Only Have Milk To Offer And Maybe A Bagel 👍🐄
🥛stuck At The Mechanic :( Truck Broke Down Oh Noooo🐄
🥛that Was Some Nice Cardio But ☝ My Truck Is Back In Working Condition!🐄
🥛jogging Added To List Of New Fave Things To Do Before Work🐄
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I want t▣ see all ▣f the beasts this w▣rld has t▣ ▣ffer, s▣▣n! We will all meet in a large clearing in the w▣▣ds t▣ play. ▾ Unless they're aquatic. ▾ Hmm, maybe I sh▣uld ▣rganize a wipesw▣rth ▣f different bi▣ms, t▣ best suit all ▣f ▣ur friends. ▾
I hear it, the laughter and j▣y ▣f this beast! ▾ D▣ y▣u hear it t▣▣? The ringing ▣f its funnytubes within its impris▣nment as y▣ur cust▣dian? ▾
Y▣ur interpretati▣n ▣f the beastlanguage is tainted by the evil in y▣ur pusher. If y▣u c▣uld understand them, read them as they truly were, y▣u w▣uld kn▣w what they truly think. ▾ I w▣nder, can they parse the w▣rd "expl▣ited" thr▣ugh their m▣▣beast shaped speech apparatuses, t▣ be interpreted by the c▣mm▣n way ▣f speak? ▾ Hmm. I hear their truest self. The parts unv▣calized. ▾ Thank y▣u f▣r letting me l▣▣k at y▣ur friend. ▾
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When I raise my auricular listening ▣rgans t▣ the air, I can hear it. Clearly, vividly, the cries ▣f ▣ur friends in ag▣ny. The wailing ▣f c▣untless beasts-turned-cust▣dians, b▣und t▣ their charges like shackles, stuck lab▣ring f▣r sweeps.▾ Why is it that ▣ur upbringing is tied intrinsically t▣ the pain ▣f ▣ur friends? Why d▣es their freed▣m seem s▣ imp▣ssible, why are ▣ur pushers s▣ cl▣sed t▣ independence bey▣nd the c▣nstraints ▣f y▣ur beastm▣thers and beastfathers?▾ I see the TRUTH. The future is a perfect Ut▣pia, a w▣rld ▣f beasts and a w▣rld ▣f tr▣lls, separated and pure.▾ I h▣pe y▣u will all understand me. :)▾
What divides beasts fr▣m tr▣lls? What separates us, what makes us different? When we bleed, d▣n't they bleed t▣▣? When we breathe, is it n▣t all the same air?▾ When they secrete their lubricating slime f▣r their drying, p▣r▣us skin, d▣ we n▣t als▣ secrete the same?▾