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WHE_ HICAЯRI MAKES ME MAD I PULL UP 5-MI_UTE CЯRAFTS O_ MY PALMHUSK A_D WATCH HEЯR TUЯR_ FIFTY SHADES OF VIOLET. :oX
yknow. ba1t1ng takes a lot of work. l1ke, real actual effort. 1f 1 had a l1ke actual k1smes1s would 1 be blow1ng my budget stra1ght out of the water every per1gee or someth1ng for the b1ts 1 wonder
>>| you don't mean, jadebloods, correct?
}(]]]]]) < you're in your baddie's ear like ₽lease ₽lease ₽lease > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < i'm in my baddie's ear like 'cause every time we touch, i Ǧet this feelinǦ and every time we kiss, i swear o could fly can't you feel my ₽usher ₽um₽ fast? I WANT THIS TO LAST > ([[[[[){ @affectionateTram₽linǦ #buǦrave
}(]]]]]) < TCH..... DON'T TOUCH MY SWARMS! i know a Ǧrou₽ of real rebellious danǦerous ty₽e jades who sneak out of the caverns every niǦht > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < kee₽ your ₽aws off my stuff and i'll tell you where they have their little harry ₽otter book club meetinǦs so you can scare them straiǦht > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < just relax okay > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < ]&< you're welcome > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < Ǧotta kee₽ the clowns ha₽₽y to kee₽ the world s₽inninǦ don't i know it > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < OKAY OKAY I ǦET IT NOW BUZZ OFF > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < MAKE A U-TURN OUT OF MY RE₽LIES WITH YOUR RECI₽ES > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < sheesh > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < AW HELL YEAH I AM FUCKINǦ DANCINǦ > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < you Ǧot some SICK MOVES whitney holy chrysalis > ([[[[[){
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}(]]]]]) < never let it be said that the biǦ bad Ǧuzmah doesn't brinǦ the best fuckinǦ vibes to the #buǦrave > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < i'm out here buyinǦ shots for everyone the ₽arty DON'T STO₽ UNTIL THE BIǦ BOSS SAYS IT STO₽S > ([[[[[){
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₍^. .^₎⟆ Am ! allowed to sSsay that’s k!nda hot?꠹
}(]]]]]) < they always tell me Ǧuzmah are you really a freak Ǧuzmah do you eat ass > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < of course i do > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < and i TAKE BLINKERS OFF #BUǦASS TOO > ([[[[[){
Just feels a little -o-o-ver c-o-o-mpensarty, but I'm g-o-o-ing t-o-o- take y-o-o-ur w-o-o-rd f-o-o-r it, -o-o-kay?
}(]]]]]) < I AM CHEEFINǦ THIS NICOTINE ǦAS THORAX SO HARD @affectionateTram₽linǦ #buǦrave > ([[[[[){
I want t▣ see all ▣f the beasts this w▣rld has t▣ ▣ffer, s▣▣n! We will all meet in a large clearing in the w▣▣ds t▣ play. ▾ Unless they're aquatic. ▾ Hmm, maybe I sh▣uld ▣rganize a wipesw▣rth ▣f different bi▣ms, t▣ best suit all ▣f ▣ur friends. ▾
Y▣ur interpretati▣n ▣f the beastlanguage is tainted by the evil in y▣ur pusher. If y▣u c▣uld understand them, read them as they truly were, y▣u w▣uld kn▣w what they truly think. ▾ I w▣nder, can they parse the w▣rd "expl▣ited" thr▣ugh their m▣▣beast shaped speech apparatuses, t▣ be interpreted by the c▣mm▣n way ▣f speak? ▾ Hmm. I hear their truest self. The parts unv▣calized. ▾ Thank y▣u f▣r letting me l▣▣k at y▣ur friend. ▾
}(]]]]]) < who's u₽? > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < ME! > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < the answer is always me i'm always U₽! > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < and you're always down > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < DOWN DOWN DOWN while i beat you down and never let you come u₽ for air > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < that's how i do it in ₽omon > ([[[[[){
You are the only indigo I have ever been ashamed of knowing.
...hey man, i think you're doing fine making yourself look bad....
a dude (gender neutral) i kn/)w keeps being the w/)rst pers/)n in the r/)/)m everytime. h/)w d/) i ALLEGEDLY skin a cerulean with/)ut being ALLEGEDLY caught #J(\KEF(\RLEGALREAS(\NS #ALLEGED