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Your fortune hums. Victory, for you, has become less a laurel than a collar with excellent branding. You will stand beneath the lights, smile for the cameras, refuse to reveal your team, and privately calculate whether twenty-two minutes of sleep can be loved enough to count as a relationship. The answer is no, of course. Still, there is some comfort in the lighthouse. A fixed point. A warning. A thing made to burn so that other vessels do not break themselves on the rocks. Do be careful, champion.
You are most welcome, Volkur.
that’s SUCH a funny way of say1ng that 1’m absolutely go1ng to add that to my vocabulary thank you
that’s one of the most depress1ng th1ngs 1’ve ever heard. good luck
damn, that sucks
NOW THAT. IS WHAT *I* CALL. A REAL. FUCKING. BALL KNOWER.
lIKE,,, iN DOUBLES IT HAS 1TS USES, bUT,,, i WON'T FAULT SOMEONE FOR PLAYING WITH, tHE1R FAVORITES, bUT IN A TOURNAMENT SETTING, mAYBE ALLOW YOUR FAVORITES TO BE DEC1DED BY, v1AB1LITY AND, hOW THEY MATCH UP AGAINST THE META AT THE TIME,,,
sOMEONE WHO WATCHED THE ANIME i GUESS, tHOUGH FRANKLY IN THIS META, i WOULD ALMOST PREFER hORSAPONI, hOLDING A LIGHT BALK,
WHO DID THIS. WHO DID THIS. WHO DID THIS. I'LL KILL THE _EXT LIVI_G THI_G I SEE SO HELP ME GOD.
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8=8 > we'd offer to help but we think we'd chew more wires than we'd kill pests