The Treeaboo
@animatedTenaciously
>aLAS,,, l1FE 1S S0 B0R1NG F0R AN wEEAB00 SUCH AS MYSELF,,, 1 FEEL S0 1DLE,,, > HTTPS://F0RMS,GLE/Eqj0fGcC41lemzhl6 >pLEASE F1LL THE V01D 0F B0RED0M W1TH QUEST10NS, 1 SHALL ANSWER ALL 0F THEM
>s1111GH >wHEN W1LL THE N1CE GUY F1ND H1S wA1FU…
｢stay tsuyoi, kiaboo-chan... (￣ー+￣) she is out there...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tsuyoi means strong.]
>aN0NYM0US SA1D,,, >"WHAT'S Y0UR RELAT10NSH1P W1TH THE TR0LLS FR0M Y0UR T1MEL1NE? ANY0NE SPEC1AL? ANY0NE SAW Y0UR LEGS 0FF L1KE W1TH Y0UR aLTERN1AN SELF?" >wH1LE 1 HAVE N0T HAD MY LEGS SAWED 0FF,,, >1 D1D HAVE TR0LLS CL0SE T0 ME,,, tHE 0THER L0ST TREEAB00S F0R EXAMPLE >1 SP0KE 0FTEN T0 THE MUCKRAKE,,, wH1LE 1 WASN'T ALWAYS B1G 0N G0SS1P,,, 1 HAVE T0 ADM1T 1 F1ND THE C0NVERSAT10NS FUN >dANKL00K WAS ALS0 S0ME0NE 1 SP0KE T0 A FEW T1MES,,, aLTH0UGH 1 HAD T0 H1DE MY W1NGS AR0UND H1M,,, eHEHEHEHHE,,, >tHE hELPSMAN WAS ALS0 AN ACQUA1NTANCE,,, >tHE rANKMA1D,,, uHHHHHHHHH,,, 1'D RATHER,,, n0T,,, tALK,,, aB0UT HER F0R UHHHHHHHH,,, rEAS0NS >(f01D WAS F*CK1NG ST1NKY) >1 HAD 0NCE MET tHE 1MP0STER,,, hE WAS,,, vERY 0RNERY,,, > HTTPS://F0RMS,GLE/V5VlFgySPrHnVCeV5 >pLEASE,,, aSK M0RE,,,
>aLAS,,, l1FE 1S S0 B0R1NG 0NCE AGA1N,,, > HTTPS://F0RMS,GLE/Eqj0fGcC41lemzhl6 >pLEASE ASK QUEST10NS 0R SEND TH1NGS, 1 SHALL RESP0ND
>*s1111111111111111111111GH* >l0VE 1S A F1CKLE TH1NG,,, 1SN'T 1T? >1T C0NSTANTLY EVADES ME,,, >sUDDENLY,,, 1 W0NDER,,, >sHALL 1 MAKE A F0RM 1N WH1CH THE CH1TTR PUBL1C C0ULD,,, aPPLY T0 BE MY MATESPR1T? >1T'S W0RTH THE TH0UGHT,,, >wHAT D0 Y0U ALL TH1NK,,, fELL0W WEEAB00S?
i almost swore at this. that's... wow.
no, buddy...
>tHE 1SSUE 1S,,, THAT 1 FA1L T0 EVER MEET ANY0NE W1TH S1M1LAR 1NTERESTS AS M1NE >s0 THE 1DEA 1S 1F THEY'VE SEEN THE F0RM,,, tHEY'VE L1KELY READ MY P0STS,,, >1T'S S1MPLY A JUMP1NG 0FF P01NT,,, FUTURE DATES SHALL BE REQU1RED
笑いリアクション、いつ追加されんの？
Tha's a bit of a forward way, isn't it? O_O
>>wHAT D0 Y0U D0 WHEN 0THERS BULLY Y0U F0R Y0UR 1NTERESTS 1N AN1ME AND MANGA }:(
Bully them back.
They were mean first.
8=l < That's why you're bullied
>y0U'RE BE1NG S0 MEAN T0 ME,,, >wHY 1S EVERY0NE MEAN T0 ME >mFW CHUDS CAN'T HANDLE MY aura
>>@A1ENKAN0aHEGA0, b1TCH, (1 D0N'T TH1NK THE "b1TCH" WAS NEEDED }:( ) ASKS >"木から落ちて頭でも打った？" >n0PE,,, n0T EVER,,, 1 HAVE AMAZ1NG BALANCE,,, bUT 0FF 0F H0W CRUDE Y0U ARE,,, 1 TH1NK A F01D L1KE Y0U HATH FALLEN MANY-0-T1MES > HTTPS://F0RMS,GLE/ZRlWwkSjRA2bCxy37
実は昔、アタシはかなり登りが得意だったんだよ。そのおかげで、今でも身軽で柔軟性がある。
>>y0U ARE RATHER RUDE, 1'M START1NG T0 BEL1EF 1T'S N0T,,, aCC1DENTAL,,,
おいおい、それのどこが失礼なんだ？ただ事実を言ってるだけだよ。 0u0
>>@V1TALbRUSH ASKS >"d'Y0U 'AVE ANY FAV0R1TE EASTERN aLTERN1AN MED1A? 1 QU1TE L1KE TH' 0NE W1TH TH' MUSCULAR VAMP1RE,,, tHANK Y'!" >1NTEREST1NG QUEST10N,,, tHANK Y0U >tHE f1DUSPAWN AN1ME,,, 0H 1T 1S M0ST 1MMACULATE! HTTPS://F0RMS,GLE/1a146fdh0y3RB71A7
Oh, goodness!! 'll 'ave t' check it out sometime!
>aN0NYM0US (BECAUSE 1 MESSED UP THE F0RM W1TH THE HANDLE PR0V1D1NG, 1T 1S F1XED N0W) SA1D >"mY DEAREST tREEAB00-KUN, 1 AM AN EASTERN ALTERN1AN W0MAN AND W0ULD ABS0LUTELY FAUN 0VER Y0U 1F Y0U FELL D0WN 0NT0 A P1T 0F SP1KES, 1T 1S TRAD1T10NAL 1N MY CULTURE F0R THE B1G STR0NG MAN T0 D0 TH1S Y0U SEE, pLEASE C0NS1DER 1T S0 THAT WE MAY BE T0GETHER tREEAB00-KUN!" >0H MY,,, 0H MY MY MY MY MY MY,,, f1NALLY S0ME0NE RESPECTS A G00D MAN SUCH AS MYSELF,,, >mAYBE F0R 0NCE 1T'S TRUE,,, n1CE GUYS D0N'T F1N1SH LAST,,, >uNF0RTUNATELY THERE ARE N0 SP1KES AR0UND F0R ME T0 THR0W MYSELF 1NT0,,, bUT ALAS,,, tHE ATTRACT10N T0 BE 1S ST1LL GREATLY APPREC1ATED >1 AM UNFAM1L1AR THAT 1T 1S TRAD1T10NAL 1N Y0UR CULTURE F0R SP1KE THR0W1NG,,, 1 MUST L00K 1NT0 1T > HTTPS://F0RMS,GLE/KXGJ53H86lBkP3fn6
>aLAS,,, l1FE 1S S0 B0R1NG F0R AN wEEAB00 SUCH AS MYSELF,,, 1 FEEL S0 1DLE,,, > HTTPS://F0RMS,GLE/Eqj0fGcC41lemzhl6 >pLEASE F1LL THE V01D 0F B0RED0M W1TH QUEST10NS, 1 SHALL ANSWER ALL 0F THEM
>bE ME >wATCH1NG MY AN1ME AND READ1NG MY MANGA AT A PARK >f01DS WALKS UP T0 ME >0H_N0_N0T_AGA1N,WAV >cALL ME "CHUD" AND "1NCEL" >d0 S1CK AF AN1ME M0VES AT THEM >tHEY RUN AWAY WH1LE CRY1NG >tHEY'RE LAUGH1NG FR0M FEAR T00,,, cRY1NG AND LAUGH1NG,,, n0T CRY1NG FR0M LAUGH1NG >mFW 1 0WNED THE F01DS
what if she hits you back with the haruhi suzumiya opening dance fully memorised
>0H MY G0G,,, y0U'RE SPEAK1NG,,, eAST bEF0RAN,,, hERE LET ME,,, 1 HAVE S0ME eAST bEF0RAN 1N ME,,, LEMME TRY T0 あなたはゴミ箱の火事のように美しい AP0L0G1ZES 1F 1T'S RUSTY, 1 HAVEN'T F0RMALLY LEARNED BUT 1 H0PE THE MESSAGE GETS ACR0SS };)
im about 99% sure this didnt happen, but ok!
is she still a foid tho because i feel like foid is a disrespectful thing to call your waifu like is your waifu subtrollian still or does being a waifu elevate her
>sHE BEC0MES BETTER THAN ANY F01D EVER C0ULD BE,,, sHE 1S N0 L0NGER A F01D,,,
ナイトラムさんが孵ったあの卵は割られてしまうべきだった。
ええ？ マジ？ 教えてくれてありがと。全然知らなかったわー。
>0H,,, y0U D1DN'T KN0W? >tHEN 1T'S F1NE THEN, hAPPY T0 HELP AS ALWAYS }:)
>bE ME >rEALLY H0T D1SC0RD EK1TTEN 1N MY D1SC0RD SERVER >wANTS T0 C0NFESS FEEL1NGS >"s0 Y0U L1KE JAZZ?" >sHE D0ESN'T GET THE REFERENCE >bAN HER FR0M MY SERVER >mFW UNCULTURED CRET1NS GET SERVED
>w0AH UHHHH,,, >f1RST P0ST,,, >uUUUUUUH HELL0 CH1TTR,,, >d0 Y0U ALL WATCH STUD10 GH1BL1 F1LMS? >0R MAYBE THE f1DUSPAWN AN1ME? >0R THE HUMAN p0KÉM0N AN1ME?
i have been made t☾ watch ghibli bef☾re. it is. ☾kay. it l☾☾ks pretty ʕxᴥ•ʔ
>0H WELL 1T'S better THAN 0K! >uGH,,, >s0RRY 1 D1DN'T MEAN T0 BL0W UP AT Y0U >1 JUST GET S0 PASS10NATE F0R THESE BEAUT1FUL ART1ST F1LMS THAT TRANSP1RE ANY AND EVERYTH1NG WESTERN STUD10S HAVE MANAGED T0 SL0P 0UT >sURELY 0THER ART1ST1C FELL0WS 0UT HERE W1LL UNDERSTAND MY PA1N,,, >tHE PA1N 0F H0W HARD 1T 1S T0 BE AN 0TAKU,,,
I d☾n't watch much as is, I am a busy w☾man ☾n m☾ve. I w☾uld watch m☾re given the time and res☾urce, but b☾th are scarce. ʕxᴥ•ʔ