The Treeaboo

@moonrazeMaelstrom[MM]

-- PINNED POST -- You are THE LUNARCH, and you are the uncontested CHAMPION CULLTAKER of Beforan Ethically Subjugated Entity 41014. Mostly because that's KIND OF A THING YOU TRAILBLAZED YOURSELF, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Some trolls like to tell you that CULLING YOUR BELOVED LESSERS is not inherently an Imperial Assignment, and to that you say COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG, BROTATO CHIP. COME TO MY CRANIAL STEM OF THE WOODS AND SEE IF YOU DON'T END UP CULLCHOW. You were practically still in your larval molt when you achieved your wildest dreams of GLOBAL FIDUSPAWN CHAMPIONSHIP. In fact, your status as a COMMODIFIED BEAST ZEALOT shot your wriggler ass straight up the rankings of LUCKY ELITE AGENTS designated worthy of leaving your home planet for the POMON COLONY CLUSTER- the home of the FIDUSPAWN, where they are carefully biomanufactured for WALLET-DEFYING SHOWMANSHIP AND FESTIVITY. 41014 is the TROPICAL SHINING JEWEL of this miniature paradise (within the larger and MOST UNIMPEACHABLE BEFORAN UTOPIA of course) and alongside your beloved STARBAT LUSUS and your MILITARY GRADE FIDUSPAWN, you defend 41014 and its troll inhabitants from INTERDIMENSIONAL HORRORS BEYOND MORTAL COMPREHENSION. You also HOST TOURNAMENTS on the hiveturf in search of BEFORUS' BEST AND BRIGHTEST TRAINERS, and have remained PRETTY FUCKING FAMOUS for bringing the beatdown on and off the battlefield. Frankly, you don't remember or care how the hell they did things before you showed up, because they're FUCKIN' WITH THE BIG BEASTS NOW. It is rare that a purple such as yourself reach a caliber of excellence that they are permitted to oversee more than a small handful of warmerbloods, but you are nothing if not a RECORD-BUSTING MONSTER in all aspects of life. Each of the terrestrial-dwelling inhabitants of 41014 lives, works hard, and PARTIES HARDER under your DOTING STEWARDSHIP. In exchange for your UTTER DEVOTION and INTERPLANETARY CELEBRITY SPONSORSHIP, it seems like a pretty low toll to demand your faithful underlings LOVE, SUPPORT AND TRUST YOU UNCONDITIONALLY. What will you do?

Kult: +66

Kull: +40

Total: 106

Ratio: 1.65

>>1S TH1S A UHH,,, cULT????

princess crucible

#gore #violence #vent #cw-self-harm #overwhelmed

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Vision Impaired

This user has difficulty seeing.

@destinedKiller[DK]

ok vote now tear through a planet or tear through myself. the latter wont kill me i just need SOMETHING fucking ANYTHING to tear into. myself might arguably be better because im at least alive. maybe tear these fucking emotions back out of my head. ♥/◆ for planet. ♠/♣ for myself.

Kult: +26

Kull: +20

Total: 46

Ratio: 1.30

>d0N'T TEAR THR0UGH A PLANET,,, pE0PLE W1LL L1KE,,, d1E,,,

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

princess crucible

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Vision Impaired

This user has difficulty seeing.

@destinedKiller[DK]

rrgh ill TRY to make it a fucking uninhabited one ok????

↩ @destinedKiller[DK]

>tHE FACT Y0U F0LL0WED ME,,, aFTER SAY1NG THAT,,, sCARES ME,,, >mFW PLANET DESTR0YER F0LL0WS ME AFTER 1 TELL THEM N0T T0 DESTR0Y PLANETS

Joey Claire Extraordinaire!

>*s1111111111111111111111GH* >l0VE 1S A F1CKLE TH1NG,,, 1SN'T 1T? >1T C0NSTANTLY EVADES ME,,, >sUDDENLY,,, 1 W0NDER,,, >sHALL 1 MAKE A F0RM 1N WH1CH THE CH1TTR PUBL1C C0ULD,,, aPPLY T0 BE MY MATESPR1T? >1T'S W0RTH THE TH0UGHT,,, >wHAT D0 Y0U ALL TH1NK,,, fELL0W WEEAB00S?

Kult: +34

Kull: +30

Total: 64

Ratio: 1.13

Verified

A user of established repute

Chronic Catturbater

This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

@puzzlingPrimadonna[PP]

i almost swore at this. that's... wow.

Bull

@avianTaurine[AT]

Do you want your mate to have to do paperwork?

↩ @puzzlingPrimadonna[PP]

>sWEAR 1N A,,, g00D WAY?

↩ @avianTaurine[AT]

>tHE 1SSUE 1S,,, THAT 1 FA1L T0 EVER MEET ANY0NE W1TH S1M1LAR 1NTERESTS AS M1NE >s0 THE 1DEA 1S 1F THEY'VE SEEN THE F0RM,,, tHEY'VE L1KELY READ MY P0STS,,, >1T'S S1MPLY A JUMP1NG 0FF P01NT,,, FUTURE DATES SHALL BE REQU1RED

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Verified

A user of established repute

Bitch of Time

This user's mouth is known for engaging in: foul language, joints, and... pocky sticks!

Forever, in spring.

This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

bisexual

love yourself

笑いリアクション、いつ追加されんの？

↩ @aienkanoAhegao[AA]

>NEVER F0R Y0U!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

>>wHAT D0 Y0U D0 WHEN 0THERS BULLY Y0U F0R Y0UR 1NTERESTS 1N AN1ME AND MANGA }:(

Kult: +27

Kull: +20

Total: 47

Ratio: 1.35

Lil Sal

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

You know, like, Nya?

This user bears the curse of a bygone era.

Forever, in spring.

This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!

A Truly Horrible Goose

Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.

@automaticResponse[AR]

Bully them back.

↩ @automaticResponse[AR]

>bUT THAT'S MEAN

🐎 Hephaestus Zahhak

Verified

A user of established repute

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

Beforian

Those who came before us.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Friendship Forged

STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < That's why you're bullied

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

>y0U'RE BE1NG S0 MEAN T0 ME,,, >wHY 1S EVERY0NE MEAN T0 ME >mFW CHUDS CAN'T HANDLE MY aura

Kull: +2

Total: 2

forms.gle>qUEST10NS F0RMforms.gle

>>@A1ENKAN0aHEGA0, b1TCH, (1 D0N'T TH1NK THE "b1TCH" WAS NEEDED }:( ) ASKS >"木から落ちて頭でも打った？" >n0PE,,, n0T EVER,,, 1 HAVE AMAZ1NG BALANCE,,, bUT 0FF 0F H0W CRUDE Y0U ARE,,, 1 TH1NK A F01D L1KE Y0U HATH FALLEN MANY-0-T1MES > HTTPS://F0RMS,GLE/ZRlWwkSjRA2bCxy37

@aienkanoAhegao

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

Verified

A user of established repute

Bitch of Time

This user's mouth is known for engaging in: foul language, joints, and... pocky sticks!

Forever, in spring.

This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

bisexual

love yourself

実は昔、アタシはかなり登りが得意だったんだよ。そのおかげで、今でも身軽で柔軟性がある。

↩ @aienkanoAhegao[AA]

>>y0U ARE RATHER RUDE, 1'M START1NG T0 BEL1EF 1T'S N0T,,, aCC1DENTAL,,,

Kull: +2

Total: 2

forms.gle>qUEST10NS F0RMforms.gle

>aN0NYM0US (BECAUSE 1 MESSED UP THE F0RM W1TH THE HANDLE PR0V1D1NG, 1T 1S F1XED N0W) SA1D >"mY DEAREST tREEAB00-KUN, 1 AM AN EASTERN ALTERN1AN W0MAN AND W0ULD ABS0LUTELY FAUN 0VER Y0U 1F Y0U FELL D0WN 0NT0 A P1T 0F SP1KES, 1T 1S TRAD1T10NAL 1N MY CULTURE F0R THE B1G STR0NG MAN T0 D0 TH1S Y0U SEE, pLEASE C0NS1DER 1T S0 THAT WE MAY BE T0GETHER tREEAB00-KUN!" >0H MY,,, 0H MY MY MY MY MY MY,,, f1NALLY S0ME0NE RESPECTS A G00D MAN SUCH AS MYSELF,,, >mAYBE F0R 0NCE 1T'S TRUE,,, n1CE GUYS D0N'T F1N1SH LAST,,, >uNF0RTUNATELY THERE ARE N0 SP1KES AR0UND F0R ME T0 THR0W MYSELF 1NT0,,, bUT ALAS,,, tHE ATTRACT10N T0 BE 1S ST1LL GREATLY APPREC1ATED >1 AM UNFAM1L1AR THAT 1T 1S TRAD1T10NAL 1N Y0UR CULTURE F0R SP1KE THR0W1NG,,, 1 MUST L00K 1NT0 1T > HTTPS://F0RMS,GLE/KXGJ53H86lBkP3fn6

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

Verified

A user of established repute

Bitch of Time

This user's mouth is known for engaging in: foul language, joints, and... pocky sticks!

Forever, in spring.

This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

bisexual

love yourself

↩ @aienkanoAhegao[AA]

Verified

A user of established repute

Bitch of Time

This user's mouth is known for engaging in: foul language, joints, and... pocky sticks!

Forever, in spring.

This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

bisexual

love yourself

↩ @aienkanoAhegao[AA]

>0H }:(

>bE ME >wATCH1NG MY AN1ME AND READ1NG MY MANGA AT A PARK >f01DS WALKS UP T0 ME >0H_N0_N0T_AGA1N,WAV >cALL ME "CHUD" AND "1NCEL" >d0 S1CK AF AN1ME M0VES AT THEM >tHEY RUN AWAY WH1LE CRY1NG >tHEY'RE LAUGH1NG FR0M FEAR T00,,, cRY1NG AND LAUGH1NG,,, n0T CRY1NG FR0M LAUGH1NG >mFW 1 0WNED THE F01DS

Kult: +57

Kull: +65

Total: 122

Ratio: 0.88

Verified

A user of established repute

Bitch of Time

This user's mouth is known for engaging in: foul language, joints, and... pocky sticks!

Forever, in spring.

This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

bisexual

love yourself

なんてこったい。

Jace Teilor

@uninspiredandTalentless[UT]

what if she hits you back with the haruhi suzumiya opening dance fully memorised

↩ @aienkanoAhegao[AA]

>0H MY G0G,,, y0U'RE SPEAK1NG,,, eAST bEF0RAN,,, hERE LET ME,,, 1 HAVE S0ME eAST bEF0RAN 1N ME,,, LEMME TRY T0 あなたはゴミ箱の火事のように美しい AP0L0G1ZES 1F 1T'S RUSTY, 1 HAVEN'T F0RMALLY LEARNED BUT 1 H0PE THE MESSAGE GETS ACR0SS };)

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

↩ @uninspiredandTalentless[UT]

>wA1FU

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Jace Teilor

@uninspiredandTalentless[UT]

is she still a foid tho because i feel like foid is a disrespectful thing to call your waifu like is your waifu subtrollian still or does being a waifu elevate her

↩ @uninspiredandTalentless[UT]

>sHE BEC0MES BETTER THAN ANY F01D EVER C0ULD BE,,, sHE 1S N0 L0NGER A F01D,,,

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Verified

A user of established repute

Bitch of Time

This user's mouth is known for engaging in: foul language, joints, and... pocky sticks!

Forever, in spring.

This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

bisexual

love yourself

ナイトラムさんが孵ったあの卵は割られてしまうべきだった。

#rusty #also

↩ @aienkanoAhegao[AA]

>>0H,,, tHAT'S N0T,,, vERY N1CE,,,

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Verified

A user of established repute

Bitch of Time

This user's mouth is known for engaging in: foul language, joints, and... pocky sticks!

Forever, in spring.

This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

bisexual

love yourself

ええ？マジ？教えてくれてありがと。全然知らなかったわー。

↩ @aienkanoAhegao[AA]

Scarab Lord Rose B. Lalonde

>0H,,, y0U D1DN'T KN0W? >tHEN 1T'S F1NE THEN, hAPPY T0 HELP AS ALWAYS }:)

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Nuka Cola CAPitalist

Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

I think there was a point where I believed I could become a Magical Girl.

Kult: +21

Kull: +5

Total: 26

Ratio: 4.20

>aLAS,,, 1T 1S S0METH1NG 0NLY P0SS1BLE 1N THE GL0R10US PLACES 0F jAPAN AND eAST bEF0RAN,,, >uGH,,, 1T HURTS S0 MUCH T0 BE A D1RTY w*STERNER,,, >sURELY Y0U UNDERSTAND TH1S PA1N,,, D0N'T Y0U r0SE-sAN,,,

Roxy Lalonde (Neko)

Meenah Peixes, You Know The Name

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

You know, like, Nya?

This user bears the curse of a bygone era.

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

ngl i would love my matesprit even if he wasnt buff he makes me happy n thats all that matters 2 me

Kult: +25

Kull: +10

Total: 35

Ratio: 2.50

Verified

A user of established repute

#TeamRing

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

Jaws. 2.

Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

lucky beach

Kult: +4

Total: 4

↩ @cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

postimg.ccDont Call Them Bitches Bro — Postimagespostimg.cc

>HTTPS://P0ST1MG,CC/yVxHtvwX

Kult: +12

Total: 12

>w0AH UHHHH,,, >f1RST P0ST,,, >uUUUUUUH HELL0 CH1TTR,,, >d0 Y0U ALL WATCH STUD10 GH1BL1 F1LMS? >0R MAYBE THE f1DUSPAWN AN1ME? >0R THE HUMAN p0KÉM0N AN1ME?

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Isra'ah Dochee

@fordoomedBouncer[FB]

i have been made t☾ watch ghibli bef☾re. it is. ☾kay. it l☾☾ks pretty ʕxᴥ•ʔ

↩ @fordoomedBouncer[FB]