June Egbert
@eclecticBamboozler
oh, you know. i'm just... me! i don't really know what to write for these things, ha ha.
Tavros had posted her masterwork. Her Mona Lisa. Nothing would top this, not for another hundred sweeps. #TheScript
it's kind of the hardest anyone has ever been blasted. i'd say so on her post, but she still hates me, i think.
wHAT? i DON'T HATE YOU, yOU ARE JUST MY ETERNAL ENEMY, aND RIVAL,
i really should know better, considering what happened the last two times i did it. but the allure of being able to explore fictional worlds is pretty hard to resist...
i put my hand somewhere i shouldn't have once and now i can go everywhere forever.
given the weird intersection of timelines thats been going on lately i don't even know if it was MY jade that did all that as her super funny prank or not.
wait what happened??
how?? what?? :/
a version of you decided it'd be funny if i was small today, i guess!
out of all the things to have started existing again on earth c, little caesars might be the one that confuses me the most. who did this?
it's a pizza chain that's like pretty kind of okay but really cheap.
it's fine! but, like, just fine. it's like, a c+. maybe a b- if i'm being generous. it's just so weird for that to have popped back up specifically! like, did one of us go out of their way to do it? did it just pop up on its own?
sorry, i dunno what's come over me lately. i guess i'm just in a nostalgic mood.
Soooooooo........ Remem8er that time you punched me in the f8ce?
i hate wondr bread cause it remnds me of the winder bread guy tbh also it tste like nothin
i always thought it tasted like sawdust.
i think our president may be a boyfail. #boyfailobama
Excuse me?
Are you really stepping to me once again, even after I "parry-roasted" you into oblivion? Please research the definition of insanity, Miss Egbert.
i am just calling out some #boyfail behavior. nothing wrong with calling like you see it, ha ha.
in a momentary lapse of judgement i may have made garfield real last night.
Scent posting is gr8 until you have to figure out how to explain how spiders smell.
i've always associated them with that musty smell you get out of a basement or attic.
poptarts ranked 4 @undyingDescendent i ended up taking this very seriously actually https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/24/image_2026-04-25_001006688.png
cinnamon at top rank? finally, someone with taste.
how do you all deal with dysphoria / it feels so intimidating / and insurmountable / and i just wanna be rid of it
i internalize it until it goes away. or i walk into something and feel like my boob got stabbed and it goes away.
what / i'm confused
well, if you mean the first part, i try to ignore it! it takes awhile. for the second part, uh. they're like. sensitive. and hitting them hurts like hell, but it's a good reminder that i'm a girl!
went t0 human grubbucks t0day and after i t0ld the barista my name she went "0h haha like the mage 0f d00m" and i said yeah, exactly like that. she then said she w0ndered what he was up t0 these days.
im starting to think im prone to falling in love with any woman that isnt related to me :/
i kind of have the opposite problem. i think it will work out though! you got this.
i realize that could mean a lot of things actually so i will clarify by saying i haven't really felt that way for a while.
sometimes mid transition you kinda hate your body so much you cant imagine yourself with anyone :/