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June Egbert

@eclecticBamboozler

oh, you know. i'm just... me! i don't really know what to write for these things, ha ha.

Blood: IndigoAge: 21 years9.8 sweepsKult Score: 237Kull Score: 1775 followers 4 following

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@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

i've never even drank a single beer.

Kult: +25

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Ratio: 1.25

your boy d stri

@turncoatGoathead[TG]

next time youre in the dbubbles hit me up

Kult: +5

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@gardenGnotic[GG]

not ever?????

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@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

never ever.

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@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

honestly i think they kind of smell bad!

@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

sorry for the weird kinda lecture i guess? i was just feeling nostalgic about the ship, ha ha.

Kult: +82

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Ratio: 1.02

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your boy d stri

@turncoatGoathead[TG]

like the feathery douchebag he was is was ill be honest i have no idea what his status is at any given time anymore

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@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

...you know i hadn't really thought about that but you're right. there's a couple of him around here, at least?

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your boy d stri

@turncoatGoathead[TG]

i dont know if youve caught on but theres at least a half a dozen of us floating around at basically any given time as far as im concerned its a heaping load of not my problem hes gotta work through his own shit and we do too we put on our big boy pants and our big girl skirts wait girls can wear pants big girl pants

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@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

i mean, yeah, it just felt pertinent since you're kind of a person who exists in like 50 different states at once! uh, no offense. i think, at least right now, i have my shit handled pretty well. other than my brain splitting itself in half over the idea of picking pants or skirts, or maybe a secret third thing!

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your boy d stri

@turncoatGoathead[TG]

theres no way theres any kind of clothes that anyone can wear other than shirts or pants its just not feasible no offense taking im kind of fucking ethereal

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your boy d stri

@turncoatGoathead[TG]

did i really just type shirts skirts i mean thats what you use to cover your goddamn ass

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@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

i can't believe you forgot that i'd worn shorts for like five sixths of my life by the time the game started.

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@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

lmao!

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your boy d stri

@turncoatGoathead[TG]

i just chose to believe shorts werent real i didnt forget of course not

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@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

i can't believe this revisionist history.

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@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

oh, boy. #dashwatching

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@araneaSerket[AS]

Good morning, Miss.Eg8ert!

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@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

oh, good morning to you too! hehe.

@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

you have no idea how hard it was to figure out how to alchemize estrogen. or figure out dosage without any doctors.

Kult: +25

Kull: +10

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Ratio: 2.50

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< girl i got medical grade estrogen if mew want it! :33< purrlease let meow help mew!

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@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

oh, it's fine now! there was just a lot of trial and error. and getting sick. and figuring out i didn't have everything i needed. and the kind of fuck-ups that you're really glad you have conditional immortality for!

Shadow The Hedgehog

@ultimateLifeform[UL]

i actually kind of like the flavor of black licorice. i dont know why everybody has to be such a god damn hater all the time.

Kult: +10

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@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

i think its pretty decent actually!

@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

are you a strategy guide? because i've been reading you for hours and i still don't get it.

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♣️ Rose Lalonde ♣️

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

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@flightyBroad[FB]

💔

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@araneaSerket[AS]

Then how a8out you hold my hand and I'll guide you instead?

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@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

oh gosh.

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@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

sorry, was this one bad?

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@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

this is completely off the cuff but i'm suddenly craving carrots. i think all that horse posting from before i made my first post got to me.

Kult: +15

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@gallowsCalibrator[GC]

NOT TH3 R4BB1T TH3M1NG?

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@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

i don't think i am a rabbit!

@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

are you a vault? because i closed the door and can't get out, help.

Kult: +22

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Ah. I will help. Don't fear.

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@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

oh, no, it's fine! i'm not really stuck.

@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

...oh, whatever, i'll try one too. are you a movie? because i'd like to stare at you anywhere between an hour and three hours!

Kult: +35

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Ratio: 2.33

Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

What about short films?

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@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

i didn't consider those. i've failed.

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