June Egbert
@eclecticBamboozler
oh, you know. i'm just... me! i don't really know what to write for these things, ha ha.
marijuana has been detected by your nintendo game cube system. put the controller on the floor and step away from the console. #substance
normalize talking like a banjoo kazooie character.
there's something about using two periods instead of one, or an elipses, that makes something feel really... i dunno. melancholy? there's some kind of vibe of being really sad when you end off a sentence "like this.." that the other two don't really convey. am i insane here?
mm. multiple bad chittr days in a row constitutes a break, i think. i know this one just started but this is a pretty bad note. later, maybe.
s0cial media breaks are pretty much always go0d but why in particular?
just not really feeling things, i guess. a lot of my posts don't get any notice, and i keep ending up annoyed instead of having a good laugh about a bit with a friend when it does happen. which is kind of what i was expecting from this site! maybe the land scape will be better if i leave it alone for awhile.
also, not a fan of the striders who keep posting about wanting to fuck my dad. #nsfw
the fate 0f all social media is tw0 devolve int0 attention seeking and cl0utchasing behavior. unf0rtunately some bec0me more predat0ry about it than 0thers. you are pr0bably right. when your mindset is already set t0 'i have to make up f0r wasting time on that guy' n0thing lo0ks fun. time usually fixes.
you say one thing making light of you not feeling like eating and you get some guy being all egotistical over it.
Hi$ R@i$in!! (@7$o To Be Comp7ete7y F@ir, It Re@77y $eem$ 7ike He W@$ Joking Through Hi$ Comment$ On Th@t Po$t, I Don't Think He @ctu@77y C@re$)
honestly it's just annoying to see like 12 notifs that are mostly because of people riffing off an unfunny joke from some guy i don't know.
I was definitely just kidding and I don't really care??? You'll notice that people were tagging me and I didn't come there just to fuck with you. Genuinely sorry that it ruined your day, but like, I wasn't being egotistical. I was just fucking around because I was summonsed for fucking around.
today's breakfast: one singular piece of captain crunch.
wow. like how that guy eats 1 raisin? @chilleraficionado maybe you two can collaborate on like a reverse mukbang.
Evil Casper is flattening lowbloods in his lowblood flattening machine 3000
ouch. that's a little bit of an ego hit, but it's fine.
i think i'm gonna pin that post until i have something worth actually pinning.
yeah, sure, a single like is all i need. i don't even know that guy so it might have been an accident, but here it is anyway. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdqIdYQL3xbRp2vDoX1Jku7eJAXOYZvxqp-Nhn3BkEuH5YBtQ/viewform?usp=dialog
should i join in on the askbox thing? would people even be interested in what i have to say about stuff?
i feel like exploring fictional worlds might mess with my brain if i do it too much so i'm going to restrict it to special occasions. like when i'm REALLY bored. i think it's too late to take the cat back, though. making him fake again feels like you could equate it to murder.
i draw people in with my nerdy charm and humble point of view and then repel them when they realize garfield the cat is in my house.
:33< what the hell? :33< i wanna m33t garfield!!!
:33< *the mighty huntress falls to the ground crying and pounding the dirt*
huh. when did i get verified?
these are my children, muffy, buffy, and biff.
do you think it'd freak someone out if i invited them over and garfield the cat walked by?
depends. i think some people we both know would be really stoked.
that's true... i know a lot of the cat trolls would probably be psyched. maybe rose too. unclear on that one.
y'know, i shouldn't be surprised, given the stupid shit i've gotten up to. but it still throws me for a loop when i see someone from a universe i know as fictional!
i've talked to jade about this like, a lot, but i have an important question to pose to you all. does shrek lay eggs?
Why have I been cursed with understanding the English language.
not to sound old or anything, but in all my days of wandering around those dream bubbles, that one rose who was really really staunchly in defense of sonic the hedgehog 2006 sticks in my brain. i hope she's doing okay.
the takeaway from that post was not meant to be my egbutt. #suggestive?
sorry june i let the butt demons win #suggestive
for TOTALLY NO REASON, i'm suddenly curious how the me's that have, uh, done this whole thing wear their hair. i decided to grow mine out. it reaches my butt now!
june butt #junebutt #suggestive #nsfw?
the frown i just frowned. it wasn't a very big one but it was frowned.