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Sounds like people need refreshments from last light. Please recycle these when you're finished with them. ============================================ IMPENDING TRADE: THE SIGNLESS HAS OFFERED THE USERS OF CHITTR: 24 X PLASTIC PARTY CUPS OF WATER > TYPE 'ACCEPT' ============================================
:33< *the mighty huntress takes notes* :33< women... love... basketball... failmewre...
cant believe all my ui has to be shithead gray just because i dont feel like declaring my sexy and demure blood color to the whole of chittr human discrimination i tell you how am i supposed to thrive as a creator in these circumstances you want me to lie chittr dot ing get on my knees and whimper that sorry im not even a real blood boy i just fuck with this color scheme more than nothingburger anonymous im just gonna mark myself as the blood thats on the top i think that ones the best one and its not politically loaded at all
the feel1ng of 1mpend1ng doom 1s k1nda uh. hm
Chag sameach (I think that's right!) to those who celebrate this holiday I heard about called "Passover." I saw it on my 'timeline' and thought it only right to say something. :D
There's nothing wrong with me. I'm just a normal, human man.
> t0day 1've learned ab0ut the h0rr0rs 0f the rab1es v1rus and am thankful t0 be a bug and n0t a mammal. (d0 n0t g0 "0h but c0rdyceps-" 1 KN0W!!! 1 d0 n0t have 1t.)
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You're right. I will make the perfect partner, unlike that hack of an uncle of mine, Victor.
idk i just think you should know your stuff wednesday addams
I always found it very...how do I put it? Interesting would 8e the kindest word that I can muster, I think. Interesting. I find it interesting to amass a collection of supposed "doomsday devices" in order to eventually "o8liter8te the impudent landdwelling curs." Particularly when the majority of said doomsday devices were 8uilt 8y a landdweller for the purposes of what I can only assume are out of some sarcastic egocentric mindgames. It had certainly tickled my fancy, at least on a strictly technical level. How would one implement such a machine upon the creatures of land and not have that leave a profound negative effect on the seadwelling popul8tion? (Spoilers: it can't really 8e done.) I still always considered at least the practical applic8tion of such a thing to 8e of some intrigue to me. What immedi8tely comes to mind is, naturally, simply flooding the landscape. It's 8een done, 8ut I wouldn't consider the illustrious Alternian empress' apocalyptic takeover to 8e particularly fruitful for her. I mean, she *did* succeed, 8ut it didn't even seem as though it netted her significant 8enefits. Her su8jug8tion only lasted...a couple hundred sweeps? I got off-track. Six sweep olds trading and manufacturing weapons of mass destruction is nevertheless darkly humorous.
saw one a these once. scared the shell outta me claws i thought it was cronus #gothisbass #highfive #uptop #downlow #tooslow
(this is unrelated, hi from my ooc acount but i've noticed some people using discord image links for some of their embeds so i figured i'd post about it just in case anyone didn't know! discord image links expire after 24 hours, so if you'd like your embeds to remain what they are, you might try using an external image hosting site!)
If that oiled up man isn’t there, I see no reason for my attendance.
Oh fuck that noise.
◥▶◀◤ —> A... a bully? Where, how big is he? Er... heightwise, of course...#nsfw
do nooooot let an ozempic twink top bruh 🤦 he just slid in fuckin bones n all #nsfw
There should be viewing booths at the gym like operating rooms have for med students. My wisdom is unmatched.
if you wouldnt kiSss your clone then how do you expect for otherSss to want to kiSss YOU
Why is there a dog asking silly questions? The world is full of wonders innit?
How Fascinating. Do Try Your Best Not To Die Horribly.
>--D=That's=okay=miss=Rose=perhaps=I=could=just=venture=out=on=my=own=and=make=it=through=sheer=perseverance=:)//<
would it bE in poor tastE to bring marshmallows to roast?
Tantalizing new evidence suggests that I will be free tonight from 6PM to 9PM to be burned at the stake.
♰ that could've stayed an inside thought ♰
My good friend Pickle Inspector is very fond of the gunpowder green too! I tend to take it with honey as the smokiness is a bit too much for me, but some days you just need that flavor.
i dont smoke *massive aoe explosion* has to be an all timer for me.
i like and endorse the mail! can i help you with the mail please :)
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Psst! EWE there! Yes! Yes, you! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I'd still love ya if ewe were a wigglepest...I'd find a nice 'n shaded lump 'o soil...pack it full 'o dirt 'n nutrients...'n see to it ya got plenty 'o enrichment, 'n lovely little diversions to wriggle 'bout 'n play with... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I'd visit every day I could...to read t'ya...t'bring ya snacks...t'check 'n make sure yain't dryin' up all sizzled-like on the hardtar...I'd miss ya a whole bunch... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> But I care like water!!! 'n water...shifts t'the shape 'n form 'o the container that holds it...!!! And your shape, pal, 's a wrigglepest!!!
I suppose that makes sense. Still what a terrible evolution for the word!
D --> I won't D --> I will also be refusing to divulge further
Mind still addled from last night, but at least I'm remembering to put this tag here before I post and now I think I'm rambling how does one even ramble on a chittr post anyway here's some ass #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/15/b914d915ea29bc25991dabb6db4f10eecd481d3b.png
The whole she*BANG* (get it) with the oil and the bomb had this joint smelling like a couple of hot kebabs.
Even if your name is Jeff.
No ProB. I FeeL StronglY TowardS ThiS PurrbeasT.
I almost forgot it was #funnymailboxfriday . https://i.postimg.cc/6QqPBMJz/image.png
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concept: your boss staring at you from across his desk, exhaling a cloud of thick cigarette smoke he taps his fingers over the mahogany of his desk as his eyes travel up and down your figure as if undressing you people love his kind eyes, his soft smile and his witty jokes but only you get to see this side of him "we have an hour until the client is scheduled, detective" he says slowly, taking another drag and leaning back in his chair with knees apart he nods his head to beckon you closer, making room for you under his desk to start (tags: Reader/Boss, Reader/Detective, mlm, no quads mentioned, quadlessfling, chitfic, kind of pale, #nsfw, power imbalance, Human/Human, vague species, detectives on my timeline, hes so hardboiled, archive rating: M)
big difference between my kult and kull scores suddenly i’ve gotta be more disagreeable
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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png Aw hell. #eridanweek #gotmyassbeat
:33 < OH MY GOD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png #eridanw33k #willyoucome #rumblenight
I APOLOGIZE, MY WIFE HAS BEEN SUCH A BAD INFLUENCE ON ME AND MY DEEP WEB SITE HABITS, I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW MUCH OF AN IMPACT MY WORDS AND ACTIONS CAN HAVE. THE WORLD WIDE WEBS FEELING OF ANONYMITY HAS TRULY COMPROMISED ME AND MY ACTIONS.. BUT ALSO WATER IS FOR BIG BABIES THAT GO GOOGOOGAGA AND CANT HANDLE THEIR FINE SPIRITS.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Now EWE didn't hear this from me...but I heard an awfully persistent naggin' rumor that @passiveSerialization , a miss SELLIA SWEETE gives th'warmest gosh darn hugs this side of Alternia...! That her frond stems got that warmth baked in heat, like sinkin' into a set 'o pillows that adjust themselves around ya!!! Like a walkn' hammock that's padded on all sides!!!! Like a cloud that somehow pieced t'gether how to love ya back!!!!!! #GOSSIPMONGERiNG #JUSTARUMOR #TELLONETELLALL
im taller than my matesprit but that doesnt stop me. simplly reallign your height according to your wishes using an innovative invention called Your Knees
You should always say yes to Rose I have, uh, learned from experience
:33 < BREAKING #eridanw33k NEWS! Picture taken LIVE at #rumblenight! Feast mewre eyes! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png
Seafood Is Desperately Trying To Find A Spot On The Menu Tonight.
things i LEARNEd about humans TOdAY: -they like to be shirtless -they like to be OILEd uP -they like to go guh im learning so much #theykeePsayingguh #oileduPandlovingit #guh #igotoiledateridanweek
public 7ransi7 can be s0 magical s0me7imes… like i’m wa7ching 7his juggal0 ac7ually figh7 her reflec7i0n rn bc she didn’7 laugh a7 her 0wn j0ke….
you are so barak the brave for telling us
theyve even got a gr1ll for the #sp1troast1ng now
I definitely like men.
RIGHT, THIS'LL DO. I'VE ALREADY GOTTEN THE FRIED DOUGH AND SOMEONE ON THE WAY TO THE COORDINATES.
iT HAS COME, tO MY ATTENTION FROM, sOME CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS AND, cONFIDANTS THAT, iT MAY BE UNWISE FOR ME TO ATTEND dAY 4 OF, #eRIDANwEEK, oN ACCOUNT OF, mE GETTING, iNJURED ON THE LAST THREE DAYS IN A ROW, aND WHILE i APPRECIATE, tHE CONCERN i JUST WANT TO PUT IT OUT TO, aLL OF MY DEAR FRIENDS THAT, i WILL BE GOING, tO dAY 4, wHICH HAS THE rUMBLE IN, tHE pUMPKIN pATCH, tHROWNDOWN, mANLY gUYS fIGHT cLUB, eVENT AND, i WOULD NOT MISS SEEING THOSE, tHREE GREASY BOYS, dUKE IT OUT, fOR THE WORLD, nOW, nOT TO BE ALARMED, eVEN THOUGH i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE" #sPLASHzONE (tHIS IS THANKS TO, sOME COMPLIMENTARY TICKETS GIFTED TO ME BY, tHE EVENT HOLDERS, tHEMSELVES, oR i GUESS, nOT SO MUCH GIFTED AS, gIFTED TO, oNE OF THEIR FRIENDS, wHO DIDN'T WANT IT, aND THEN GIFTED IT TO ME FOR, a NOMINAL FEE, nOW, wHERE WAS i, oH YEAH, i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE," #sPLASHzONE BUT AM TAKING ALL THE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS TO KEEP MYSELF, sAFE AND, nOT SPENDING ANOTHER DAY IN, tHE MEDICAL TENT AS, mOST OF THE PATIENTS THERE DO NOT SEEM TO ENJOY MY PRESENCE, sO IT IS PROBABLY BEST, nOT TO BOTHER THEM, nOW, i WILL BE WEARING, tHE FINEST IN GOGGLE, tECHNOLOGY THAT, i BOUGHT FROM THE cAEGAR sTORE, tO PROTECT MY OCULAR GLOBES FROM, eRRANT GLOBS OF SWEAT AND, vEGETABLE OIL, aND, i HAVE OBTAINED, a BULLETPROOF VEST, tHAT i AM SURE, iF IT CAN STOP, hIGH POWERED BALLISTICS IT, cAN PROTECT ME FROM ANYTHING ELSE, tHAT MIGHT OCCUR, oN nIGHT fOUR SO, i WOULD LIKE, tO SEE YOU TRY, tO KEEP MY #eRIDANwEEK SPIRIT DOWN, uNIVERSE BECAUSE, nO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, tAVROS nITRAM WILL, aLWAYS SIT BACK UP! #iNSPIRATIONAL
The correct answer is you try to eat it scalding hot, go hashafashashafafafafasha a bunch, and THEN wait for it to cool down because you're embarrassed.
I went to law school for two entire sweeps just to end up in an office getting pens thrown at me. How average of me
to the filthy stinkin rogue wwho snuck into my trailer and snatched my neww shorts your days are fuckin numbered and i knoww wwhat the number is unfortunately for you the showw wwill go on ill do this shit in pants if i got to or none at all if english hasnt changed his trouser tearin wways #eridanwweek
-))- i better get my hands on some of that royal jelly then -((-
please remember to visit our stall at #eridanweek in order to receive a FREE fitting from an unqualified apprentice today! if your outfit is ugly we WILL charge you however so PLEASE be mindful of what youre wearing #imcoming
In the quiet hours, I see to The posts of the dash; sorting through These quips and thirsts, thoughts taboo The lonely poster's retinue Until I decide to reject the new; And embrace the old (fre sha vaca do) #poetry
~if you genuinely dispise your kismesis and neither party benefits, it’s a bad relationship. think of it more as a mutually beneficial rivalry. nobody should be causing severe, life threatening harm to their partner. that’s actually vvhere the auspistice comes in! if you have an unhealthy black relationship, you can have a third party present to keep things on track.
IT WOULDN'T BE A WRITING CHALLENGE IF I WASN'T FASHIONABLY LATE ON AT LEAST ONE PROMPT. I'M THROWING THESE TAGS AT THE TOP AS TO NOT CATCH ANYONE TOTALLY OFF GUARD. #VIOLENCE #GORE #ANGST. AND A SPECIAL THANKS TO @twinArmaggetfucked [DAY THREE: WHUMP] A GLOWING WHITE BLUR, STARK AGAINST A BACKGROUND OF VOID. THE GIRL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, BUT NOW HER BRIGHT AND BURNING GAZE IS BACK ON HIM. IT'S THE SAME LOOK SHE GAVE HIM JUST BEFORE SHE'D DIED. BEFORE HE'D KILLED HER HIMSELF. HE'D DISPATCHED HER SO EASILY THE FIRST TIME. A FLICK OF HIS WRIST. A HOLE IN HER GUT. HE'S TOO SHOCKED TO TRY IT AGAIN. SHE CLOSES THE DISTANCE SO FAST. HIS FEET ARE ANCHORED TO THE GROUND. SHE'S DISARMED HIM BEFORE HE CAN REACT. THERE'S NOTHING BUT OPEN SPACE ALL AROUND THEM, BUT NOWHERE HE CAN RUN. THE ONLY SOUND IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS THE REVVING OF HER CHAINSAW. HE FEELS IT ALMOST SOONER THAN HE HEARS IT. THE CUT ISN'T CLEAN. IT'S NOT LIKE A BLADE. IT'S A RIPPING, TEARING SORT OF WEAPON. EVERYTHING IS LOUD AND EVERYTHING IS WHITE AND EVERYTHING IS BURNING. HE JOLTS UPRIGHT IN HIS RECUPERACOON. HIS HANDS GRASP AT HIS GUT. HIS PUSHER BEATS IN HIS EARS. THE WORLD SPINS AROUND HIM. HE'S IN ONE PIECE. FUCK. HE SINKS BACK INTO THE SLIME. THE SOUND OF THE CHAINSAW STILL ECHOES IN HIS PAN AS HE CLOSES HIS BULBS AGAINST HER AFTERIMAGE. HIS FINGERS FOLLOW THE JAGGED PATH OF THE OLD SCAR. HOW MANY SWEEPS HAVE TO PASS BEFORE TIME DULLS THE MEMORY? HOW MANY DAYMARES WILL LEAVE HIM SWEATING AND SHAKING IN HIS COCOON BEFORE HIS BODY ACCEPTS THAT IT ISN'T IN DANGER? NEARBY, HIS PALMHUSK LIGHTS UP WITH A NOTIFICATION. IT'S SOMETHING STUPID. HE CATCHES THE TIME ON THE SCREEN. IT'S ONLY 2PM. HE GROANS AND KNOCKS THE BACK OF HIS PAN AGAINST THE EDGE OF HIS COCOON. IT SEEMS HE'S IN FOR ANOTHER SLEEPLESS DAY. #ERIDANWEEK #RPF
that voice that says "wait!" when you press a stop walk button and every time you press it it gets louder and louder
For every reaction I receive, I will do nothing. This will be completely pointless and accomplish nothing for anybody except for a negligible increase to my interaction metrics.
ONE OF THE OTHER MEMBERS OF MY REGIMENT WANTED TO SHARE THIS WITH ALL OF YOU. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/702046973116809227/1103070176414552195/TUMBLR_L_21118922592411.JPG?EX=69CF87E8&IS=69CE3668&HM=762982AB9B28BF9414EDD478199DF5EA31CEA4D49F265CE019484922A790747D&
damp log. and mushrooms. and burrowing. in the dirt. yep. its #beetletime.
nOtHiNg jUsT ThInKiNg aBoUt aLl tHe gOoD TiMeS We uP AnD MoThEr fUcKiNg hAd. ReMiNiScInG AnD ShIt i'm sTrAiGhT Up wHaCkInG My wIlLy wAlKiNg dOwN MeMoRy lAnE Up iN HeRe tHiNkInG AbOuT HoW I WaS SuCh aN AwEsOmE LuSuS FoR YoU.
never let anyone hate on the show mash that shit is so fucking good and its not just because klinger was walking around dressed fine as fuck
Good morning denizens of the chittrspace. Today's breakfast: One (1) Monster Energy drink (flavor/color of your choice), stale bread with butter, baby carrots, and watermelon. What's popping?
sOMETIMES, wHEN i AM SCARED, mY FRIENDS OFFER ME, a tAVROS tREAT, iN EXCHANGE FOR, mY BRAVERY, aND IF i STILL DO NOT, gO, tHEY SAY, tHEY'LL GIVE ME TWO tAVROS tREATS, aND, bOY HOWDY, dOES THAT ALWAYS, dO THE TRICK,
// I mean to put auspistice not "Bad kismesis."
YOU'D PROBABLY BE A BAD KISMESIS IF YOU WERE FLUCTUATING BETWEEN THE TWO. IT'S NOT UNHEARD OF, BUT SOMEONE USUALLY ENDS UP DEAD.
i THINK WAXING, aSHEN IS USUALLY ONLY USED TO, dESCRIBE THE THIRD PARTY, iN THE SITUATION, uNLESS THE TWO ARE, sELF-AWARE ENOUGH, tO KNOW THEY NEED, aN AUSPICE BUT, lACK THE SELF-RESTRAINT TO SIMPLY, bREAK THINGS OFF, tHEMSELVES, bUT, tHE CLUBS DOESN'T REALLY, hATE THE TWO EXCEPT, mAYBE THINKING THEY ARE IDIOTS AND, wANTING TO STOP THEM FROM BEING, iDIOTS IS, hOW i HAVE KNOWN THIS, aND UMM, i THINK, iF YOU GENUINELY WANT TO CULL, tHE OTHER PERSON, tHEN, iF IT IS, pITCH THEN, iT IS NOT, hEALTHY, pITCH, iS, mY THOUGHT,
After A Sufficient Period Of Grovelling I Am Once Again Employed.
AT LAST. MY KEIKAKU HAS COME TO FRUITION. AND MY KULL SCORE. HAS EXCEEDED MY KULT SCORE. FINALLY. ALL OF CHITTR. NO. ALL OF THE UNIVERSES. CAN SEE. THAT INSIDE MY FEEBLE. WEAK. DOE EYED. PLIANT. UNDYING. RUSTBLOODED. HOT SLUT BODY. THERE BOILS A LOATHSOMENESS. SO TOXIC. SO FOUL. THAT TO COME IN FLEETING CONTACT WITH IT. CURSES YOUR DESCENDANTS. WITH SUFFERING AND BLIGHT. FOR UNTOLD GENERATIONS. #KEIKAKUMEANSPLAN #HATEREACTSONLY #DONTFUCKMYHATENUMBERSUP
Contrary to popular belief, drunk driving is actually fine. It's the drunk crashing that causes issues.
:33 < #fentycrocker is TRENDING after the Jane Crocker fentantyl scandal continues to grow in size!
#EridanWeek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/efc21a87d78d.png - MC Oleana
Piggybacking off of one of my Nemesister's idea, if anyone gets me an MCQ tanktop from the merch booth at #Eridanweek, I'll be glad to pay back for it with a slight upcharge if needed.
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already doing it
Thas beautifu
Ruh roh.
Finally among the crowd at #eridanweek. I must admit to being charmed by the high spirits of the attendees. In fact, someone from the VIP section just fed me a sugar cube! How whimsical is that!
Two in immediate succession bemoans regrettable circumstance. #WhumpWhump
Looks like it's time for me to turn in for the night. Looking forward to another productive day tomorrow.
You're Inside Him, I'm Outside Him. #nsfw
Saw a snail today. Effervescent.
My fucking WHAT?
:33 < i was taught about this thing called a haiku! so i wrote one about me! :33 paws and whiskers twitch, cat leaps through alternia— hunting with a grin. pawnstructive catticism will be met with purrbal abuse.
i think im feelin bees 2nite
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
Troll Pitbull is singing, frankly, out of his mind tonight. It's wonderful.
Sigmund Freud more like sug-my-freakin-8ulge!!!! #NSFW #8utWithIntentToInsult #8utIHaveToFollowRulesSo #MoreHashtagsWould8eFun #NicolasCage
A Merry Day of the Fool to you all. Corporate will not be playing any pranks, so as to reduce confusion. That means if you received a notice that you are being let go from your position, it is real. Please speak to TR if you have questions. Thank you.∞
On this day of celebration, I say to you; Be merry, be well, and be with your friends. Laugh heartily and without restraint.
I Am Only Kidding I Already Know What His Wife Thinks
It’s a nigh universal constant for us in both a dissociative sense and a secondhand one. Might I ask what the tribulation of today is?
Packages shipped with USPS will now have the ability to immediately teleport to you if you are pure of heart.
I can handle my work just fine, but I wouldn't mind an extra pair of hands if you have nothing else that needs doing.
♰ entry from my respiteblock... hope you don't mind my staring :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be5eda881ec3.png ♰
im still tryin 2 cope w/ what happened last nite...... #UptownFucked #RlySad #EridanWeek
My personal 9/11 was when those two towers and the Pentagon were hit.
Happy April, Chittr! Hoping today is filled with good-natured japes and nothing too bananas!
It's important to put away some savings for retirement. The earlier you start, the better.
The post has no interest in pranking you. Neither do I. You do not need to worry about being pranked while looking at my chits.
hAHA, tHAT IS PRETTY MUCH WHAT i, wOULD BE SAYING, iN THAT, sITUATION,
Here's my impressioon oof what i woould say if soomeoone were too rip ooff my limbs ooff: Ahhhhh ahhh it hurts soo bad oow oow oow oow
What the shell am I doing here?
My own indefensible thesis would never hold an academic candle to that level of arcanely harnessed academic excess. Belated as it may be, my truancy to the turning of the tassel ceremony, hats off to you, Lalonde PH.D. You have more than earned the distinguished title. Bear it proudly. Congratulations.
You deserved every one of those letters, Lalonde
((I'm gonna step out of her shoes for a second just to thank everybody. These last few hours have been the most fun I've had in a while. It's been kind of a rough week irl and this site/the people on it have brought me so much actual joy that I almost forgot about how shitty it had been out there. Sincerely, thanks a bunch folks. I'm still not sorry for posting straight up porn but hey, if not me then who?. No but really, I'm so glad to be part of this community. Enough sap, back to being horny on main #nsfw #mentalhealth #wtfishomestuck
MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS AND USERS OF CHITTR.ING, I AM NOT DEAD! Rest assured, I was not in attendance during Eridan Week. I merely gave myself a break from Chittr due to my Yaoiposting, which is unacceptable as a leader. I see that was a mistake, and I will act accordingly. Thank you once again for all your concerns. My team insisted I speak to you all as soon as possible.
WHO CARES IF A FELLA IS GAY OR TRANSITIONING. THE FELT STILL NEEDS THEIR ASS KICKED. THEY SHARE ONE ASS.
I'm sufficiently horny. #nsfw
Humans Waste Their Nipples On Nothing. If I Had Nipples They Would Be Decorated Appropriately. #nsfw Ish
Taking some good advice, and logging off for a bit to get some rest. This sure has been a day! Goodnight, Chittr. #goodnight #sleeptight
:33< thats wild! :33< learn something mew efurry day!
This might seem crazy what I'm about to say.
My mom left another passive-aggressive wizard statue on my desk. I am going to transmute it into a pregnant typhochlaena seladonia specimen. #WitchChittr #Occultism #Arachnophobia #Suppose-I-am-better-off #Letting-it-stay-where-it-lay #Shuffled-under-a-cup-and-piece-of-printer-paper #Shoo-shoo
Just spent 3 hours casting a painstakingly complex spell to achieve inner peace. The spell worked perfectly and now I am at peace with the fact that I just wasted 3 goddamn hours that I will never get back. #WitchChittr #Occultism #InnerPiss
Take Out A Loan From Me For Something Nice.
i miss anomalocaris :( #sad #depressed #yearninv #takentoosoon #itsbeen499millionyears
yAYY, oPPA, gAMGAM STYLE, fOREVER,
~greetings from #eridanvveek https://files.catbox.moe/19vvkvv4.png
#nOTbURIEDiNrUBBLE,
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/caec98d4b488.png JC, the C stands for Certified Freak #caught #nsfw
RIGHT. I SUPPOSE I CAN SUFFER THE INDIGNITY OF LAYING MY BLOODPUSHER AND SOUL BARE ON A PUBLIC SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM FOR THE UNDUE ENTERTAINMENT OF YOURSELF AND THE COUNTLESS OTHER DENIZENS, THE MASSES AS IT WERE, THAT INHABIT THIS VIRTUAL PIT OF DEPRAVED DEGENERACY. THE VARIED UNDIGNIFIED WAYS IN WHICH THOSE WHO SHARE MY MIND, BODY, AND DARE I SAY SPIRIT WITH IS NOT SOMETHING I AM EXEMPT FROM. NO ONE IS EXEMPT FROM THAT. IF THEY THINK THEY ARE, THEY ARE A DIAPERSHITTING MORON WHO NEEDS TO GO BACK TO ENTRY LEVEL SCHOOLFEEDING TO HAVE SOME SENSE KNOCKED INTO THEIR EMPTY, RATTLING NUGBONES. I AM THEM, THEY ARE ME, WE ARE EACH OTHER AND YET, AT THE VERY SAME TEMPORAL PASSING, WE ARE NOT EACH OTHER. WHAT INFINITE, VARIABLE WAYS IN WHICH OUR RESPECTIVE LIVES PLAYED OUT LEAD US TO WHERE WE ARE IN OUR OWN TIMELINES UPON THE THORNY SPLITTING VINES OF REALITY AS WE KNOW IT. OUR LIVES ARE INVARIABLY TIED TO EACH OTHER LIKE SQUEALING, ENSNARED BOARS, YET AS SEPARATE AS THE PARALLEL LINES WE TREAD. YOU ASK, WHAT DIFFERENTIATES ME AND THEM? THE ANSWER, AS FAR AS THE DEEPLY ENDLESS, EVER-SHRIEKING COSMIC PERSPECTIVE IS CONCERNED, IS NOTHING AND EVERYTHING. BUT THE COSMIC PERSPECTIVE? IT DOES NOT TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION THE MINUSCULE, UTTERLY ATOMIC DETAIL OF THE INHABITANTS MEANT TO LAY WITNESS TO OUR RESPECTIVE PANROTTED DEPRAVITY. THOUGH IN INDIVIDUAL REALITIES, ONES OWN MORONIC, INBRED BEHAVIORS MAY MATTER LITTLE. WHEN YOU BRING IN A MULTIVERSAL, MULTITEMPORAL CLUSTERFUCK OF THIS LITTLE WEBSITE? DOES IT MATTER AS LITTLE AS IT DID BEFORE? IN MY HORRIDLY HONEST OPINION. OUR OWN REVOLTING HABITS HOLD MORE WASTEWATER THAN THEY EVER WERE MEANT TO HOLD. EACH ACTION OF A SHARED IDENTITY CREATES BLOODY RIPPLES OF CONSEQUENCE, SHAPING THE THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS OF OTHERS TO COME TO EXPECT A STANDARD OF US. AS FOR WHAT I THINK DIFFERENTIATES *MYSELF* FROM MY *OTHER* SELVES? IN LAYTROLL'S TERMS, ONE COULD ALMOST CALL IT A "SENSE OF SHAME." OR IN OTHER WORDS, I WOULD RATHER NOT SOIL OUR COLLECTIVE PUBLIC IMAGE BY ACTING EVEN MORE POSITIVELY FUCKING EMBARRASSING THAN I'M ALREADY KNOWN FOR.
this is sad, man.
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Hmgmgmmgmg...!!!! ( Ꮚ❖ᗣ❖Ꮚ); < JUST LEARNED 'BOUT HUMAN PERIODS!!!! AND I AIN'T TALKIN' BOUT TH'TYPE THAT END BEAUTIFUL QUEEN'S SENTENCE STRUCTURES NONE!!! I'M FIT T'BE TIED! ( 💢ᏊOꈊOᏊ) < Give 'em t'me!!! I can take it!!!!!! Ain't none a y'all guys, gals, fellahs, 'n pals deserve that kinda sufferin'!!!! All at once...give me your energy!!!! I'll be OK, you go on ahead!!!!! Live your dreams!!!!
SHIT YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT WITH THAT.
:33< wouldnt mew like to know weathpurrboy
The interns have proposed a new thing I can do with this account. Would people be interested in sharing things they have received in the mail and the joy it has given them? I would be posting these as #mailMoments from this account. Pictures would be encouraged.
no like your own i assume its the same for pussies
So It’s Something About Ducks?
Girl, they're going to re-educate me (Uh) #EridanWweek
THEN STOP TALKING
[Anna experimentally flexed the hand of the new robotic arm that Pam had whipped up for her. She would miss the sloth arm, but somehow having a mechanical left arm just felt right to her. After the Pony Pals cleared their web browsers’ histories] and cookies, they went back outside with [the intention of finding and killing that damn cat]. It was safe for the horses and ponies to go back in the barn. The girls led the ponies inside, [licked] off the snow, dried them off, and [discussed their plans for dismantling the patriarchy]. The whole time Anna was helping with the ponies, she kept [sharpening her dagger] for the cat. She didn’t see him anywhere. [Nor did she see Acorn. But she didn’t worry — she was used to Acorn vanishing for weeks at a time and then suddenly returning, covered in assorted viscera and miscellaneous cruor. “Cruor” is a good word, she thought to herself as she absentmindedly crushed a rock into fine sand with her robot hand.] “We have to sleep in my room,” Pam told [Pawnee] and Anna[, with a not-at-all subtle wink at the two of them.] [“We can share my bed].” Anna didn’t care [much for Pam’s sexual advances. No matter how attractive Pam might be, standing there in the moonlight, her hair still flecked with ash, her eyes bright and sparkling, her lips half-parted and strangely inviting... but no. Not tonight, at least.] Tomorrow she could search for the cat [and explore the complexities of her developing adolescent sexuality.] Anna was the first Pony Pal to wake up the next morning. She [had had terrible dreams — if they could even be called dreams. Ever since she had died, everything was different. It felt as if rather than returning to life from the Other Side, she had traveled straight through and come out the other end, returning full circle to her starting place. The Other Side of the Other Side. No one could possibly understand what it was like to awaken from that slumber that should have been eternal. “Is this mockery of life, this half-existence, really better than death?” Anna whispered to herself as she gazed out the window at the falling snow, swirling a snifter of brandy with her robot hand, the other hand pressed longingly against the windowpane. Shape without form, shade without colour, paralysed force, gesture without motion. She took a sip of her liquor. But not even spirits could give her the temporary relief of oblivion that they were once able to offer. Perhaps because I have no Spirit of my own, she thought.] #DetectivePony #Feminism
#ERIDANWEEK #CATERING LOWKEY #$UCK$. EVERYTHING I$ $HAPED LIKE HI$ FACE? I EITHER GOTTA MAKE OUT WITH OR LOBOTOMI$E THE$E ERIDANNUT$ (ERIDAN DONUT$) DEPENDING ON WHICH $IDE I APPROACH FROM.
In Opposition To The Enemy, I Will Be Giving Jubilant Handies At #eridanweek #nsfw
gettin groshys (fun way of spellin groceries) any1 need anyhtin
definitely sadder, whØ am i tØ alter an artfØrm?
maybe the real #eridanwweek wwas the psychotic breaks wwe suffered along the wway
Good to see all my fans waiting for me in #EridanWeek! Catch you there #live! daleee
The bounce house is currently being repaired. First individual to #killspadesslick will INHERIT the bounce house after #eridanweek has concluded. How would you like to be #bouncingonit for years to come? @spadesSlick#8817 #violence