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Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist

Beauty vlogger, fitness guru, and stay-at-home mother of five. Just kidding. God. Can you imagine? Yes, I regret going to grad school.

Blood: AnonymousAge: 31 years14.5 sweepsKult Score: 792Kull Score: 111923 followers 14 following

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@theSufferer[TS]

Sounds like people need refreshments from last light. Please recycle these when you're finished with them. ============================================ IMPENDING TRADE: THE SIGNLESS HAS OFFERED THE USERS OF CHITTR: 24 X PLASTIC PARTY CUPS OF WATER > TYPE 'ACCEPT' ============================================

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Do we each get 24 cups of water apiece, or do only 24 people get water?

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[I$ THERE $OMETHING PA$T THE #ORPORATE LADDER? HOW #AN I GET HIGHER $END TIP$]

Kult: +5

Kull: +10

Total: 15

Ratio: 0.50

Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Have you considered becoming a bodhisattva?

@eternalLife[EL]

I think I have a crush on someone

Kult: +9

Kull: +5

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.80

Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Keep dropping hints. I'm sure she'll figure it out eventually.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

(OOC) 1 day ago

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

The look of a man who HATES you. maybe one day I'll do a fully rendered fullbody of this loser, but that will not be today. https://i.imgur.com/7vddtpw.png

Kult: +25

Kull: +5

Total: 30

Ratio: 5.00

Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Oh my goodness. Does he really hate me? What did he say? What were his exact words?

Wednesday Addams

@woefullyWednesday[WW]

My parents are always asking when I will "make friends" or "find a partner" as if I am not a woman of science and there are experiments to be done.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

The experiments seem like an excellent way to create a partner, as I see it.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@bigMacintosh[BM]

Neigh to text. Apple emoji .

Kult: +25

Kull: +5

Total: 30

Ratio: 5.00

Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Couldn't have said it better myself.

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@bigMacintosh[BM]

Harrfd to type wituh hooves.

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Kull: +10

Total: 32

Ratio: 2.20

Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Voice-to-text?

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Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Or neigh-to-text, as it were.

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@araneaSerket[AS]

Good grief, steer well clear of those su8stances that distort 8ody and mind. They are categorically unsuita8le for consumption 8y any earthly 8eing; such agents are meant solely for celestial entities, such as cheru8s. Ingesting them will provoke severe nausea, compounded 8y a loss of mental clarity. If you thought the chaos of the preceding three nights was overwhelming, imagine that same tumultuous disorder magnified tenfold, now experienced without the capacity for rational thought or self-directed escape. You would 8e utterly at the mercy of a spiraling a8yss. For the sake of moral clarity, I will have to take a sensi8le approach and ensure it can 8e managed. #su8stances #iwantcandy

#iwantcandy #substances

Kult: +35

Kull: +15

Total: 50

Ratio: 2.33

Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Out of curiosity, what does "ensuring it can be managed" entail in this context?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@araneaSerket[AS]

Consumption frequently induces a compelling urge in users to proselytise the su8stance to non-users, often employing persistent and unpredicta8le methods of persuasion. Documented side effects nota8ly include a significant amplific8tion of li8ido and reproductive urges. Consequently, ingestion can lead to awkward social situ8tions upon the su8stance's effects su8siding, I will try and ensure they are not attempting to transport the Juju outside the premises.

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Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

I see. That's a lot of words to convey a rather vague plan of action. I'll be curious to see how it goes, Ms. Serket.

Rosenda Lalonda

@teocraticTeocentrist[TT]

The lord put us on this earth for a reason! To love him and each other

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

And this is why you'll see the site devolve into an unadulterated fuckpile around 9pm EST. People here take that missive seriously.

@eclecticBamboozler[EB]

so, uh, what's the deal with that week thing i keep seeing? eridan? i barely remember anything about that guy.

Kult: +10

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Ratio: 2.00

Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

You're not missing much. He has few qualities worth remembering.

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Barak Trollbama

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

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A user of established repute

@barackObama[BO]

What is on the docket for tonight’s #EridanWeek? I have not been keeping up with it as I should be.

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Kull: +7

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Ratio: 2.86

Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Impending doom, as I understand it. You may want to keep tabs on @gutsyGumshoe's posting.

da jorker baybe

@ysoSerious[YS]

jork it

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Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Say please.

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da jorker baybe

@ysoSerious[YS]

please jork it?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Very well. Since you asked so nicely.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turntechGodhead[TG]

official poll do i seriously looks like a man enjoyer

Kult: +27

Kull: +5

Total: 32

Ratio: 5.40

Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Is this a trick question?

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Is There A Point To Asking If My Horns Are Sensitive? I Feel There Is An Underlying Tone But I Cannot Decipher It For The Life Of Me. I Was Under The Impression That All Horns Were Sensitive. #nsfw Ish

Kult: +17

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Ratio: 1.70

Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

It's like commenting on the size of someone's hands.

RICHY MCMUFFINS

@chaoticTechnician[CT]

GUY GUYS! I JUST MADE THE FEMBOYINATOR RAY. GUESS WHAT IT DOES!

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

I have a hunch there's a reason you're addressing this to "guy guys".

Rosenda Lalonda

@teocraticTeocentrist[TT]

You all clearly don't follow Gods word. Be ashamed of that

Kult: +50

Kull: +45

Total: 95

Ratio: 1.11

Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Is that an order?

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Rosenda Lalonda

@teocraticTeocentrist[TT]

Interesting you seem to be another version of me and yes go read the bible

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Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Bold of you to assume I haven't.

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Rosenda Lalonda

@teocraticTeocentrist[TT]

Never said anything about you having not read it, the good Christian reads the bible as much as they can

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Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Looks like you're being a bad Christian by reading Chittr instead, no? Unless you've got one eyeball on each.

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Rosenda Lalonda

@teocraticTeocentrist[TT]

Already read some today and my mother is forcing me on this damned social platform

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Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

So your mother's leading you away from the Lord's light. And yet the Bible commands children to obey their parents at all costs. How do you intend to square that circle?

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Rosenda Lalonda

@teocraticTeocentrist[TT]

It is quite troublesome but I will just go along to my mother wishes for now. Even if it means doing the lordforsaken activity called "socializing"

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Rose Lalonde, Ph.D

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Characterizing it as just "troublesome" makes one wonder if the moral decay's already starting to take hold. Surely, a pious person would treat this kind of thing with the gravity it deserves. Praying for you in this hour of sin.