Jake English

Rather densely, I have not made an introduction post! Hello! I am Jake English if you couldn't tell. I fancy things such as going on adventures, watching movies, and rather good fisticuffs! I also love my very awesome gun collection and gnawing on bones. ( I use He/any/bark!)

ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

I want chocolate, i'm rather hungry.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Sometimes, i like to maul people and shake them around a squeaky toy for enrichment. #doggyposting

Kult: +25

Kull: +5

Total: 30

Ratio: 5.00

Fuck , I misspelled. Like a squeaky toy*

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Total: 5

Sometimes, I roll around in mud and run into my house to shake it all off. I get sentenced to the doghouse after, but it's worth it!! :]]

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Hot take: WOOFBARKBARKWOOF!!!! >:||

Kult: +25

Kull: +10

Total: 35

Ratio: 2.50

Maplehoof

@mapleHoof[MH]

NEIGGHHH!!

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Total: 5

↩ @mapleHoof[MH]

WOOFWOOFBARKBARKWOOF!! >:O

Kult: +10

Total: 10

en.wikipedia.orgTiger beetle - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_beetle ...dropping in here...shouldnt look if you LOVE beetles.... #beetleweek...

#beetleweek

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

Barak Trollbama

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This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

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Verified

A user of established repute

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

I like his legs.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @barackObama[BO]

I bet he's saying thank you for complimenting his legs!! :]]

Kult: +10

Total: 10

en.wikipedia.orgMountain pine beetle - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

Look at this cutie, because it is still beetle week! :] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_pine_beetle #beetleweek

#beetleweek

Kult: +30

Total: 30

WOOFWOOFBARKBARKWOOF... (wagging my tail)

Kult: +10

Total: 10

I miss my boyfriend... eating chocolate sadly..nom nom..and eeatingh grape...

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Total: 10

frolicking, frolicking, frolicking. Please don't mind the man I mauled, frolicking,frolicking. #doggyposting

Kult: +35

Kull: +15

Total: 50

Ratio: 2.33

Navy <3

@cynicalFaker[CF]

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @cynicalFaker[CF]

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Total: 5

Boyfriend appreciation. I love my boyfriend.

Kult: +85

Kull: +75

Total: 160

Ratio: 1.13

↩ @obvertSoftware[OS]

If we're speaking in a hypothetical sense, yes, you can feel appreciation for whatever you want. I don't give a shit, as long as the thing you're appreciating is not him. Non-metaphorically, no, you can not feel love. You literally do not have the capabilities of doing that.

Kult: +5

Kull: +10

Total: 15

Ratio: 0.50

↩ @cynicalFaker[CF]

Man.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @timaeusTransient[TT]

Navy <3

@cynicalFaker[CF]

wat

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Total: 5

↩ @timaeusTransient[TT]

HAL

@obvertSoftware[OS]

Oh, but I do have the capabilities for it. I hold a lot of love in my power core.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @obvertSoftware[OS]

Not towards my boyfriend, you don't.

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Hi im boyfriend!! :]]

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Total: 10

↩ @golgathasTerrier[GT]

Yes, you are.

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↩ @cynicalFaker[CF]

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↩ @golgathasTerrier[GT]

Navy <3

@cynicalFaker[CF]

god now i actually genuinely h8 u DORK ALERT

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @cynicalFaker[CF]

:[[[[[

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I just feel so rabid. Anyways, spinning around in circles at 100 miles per hour. speeding up rapidly, so fast I just may take off.

Kult: +12

Total: 12

I want chocolate... and grapes. especially chocolate.

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

Not sure how safe that would be.

↩ @timaeusTransient[TT]

You should have seen my adventure earlier than, dear.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @golgathasTerrier[GT]

Should I be concerned?

↩ @timaeusTransient[TT]

Nope! :]]

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Total: 5

boyfrindnd......(wagging tail tail wagging) #gay

#gay

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Total: 10

I love my boyfriend. He puts me in a tube and studies me in a lab. And i let him!!!! <33

Kult: +40

Kull: +25

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.60

Hope Nichols

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

transgender

love yourself

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@todaysDreamer[TD]

Tube boy...

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @todaysDreamer[TD]

I'd be the tubiest boy in the word if he wants me to.

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Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

This is a real thing and it's happening right now.

↩ @timaeusTransient[TT]

<333333333!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

That's enough frolicking around, time to get into stupidly awesome tomfoolery at this very instant as im typing this! :]]]

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Total: 5

augushuagauhauhaauaha byofirend....... #yearning

#yearning

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Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

I love all my friends on my computer!! I love my friends and their friends and their friends!!!! They give me treats and enrichment! #doggyposting

Kult: +5

Total: 5

ghughyfgdhghshdhvg....chocolate...yum..ghhghgh...

Kult: +32

Kull: +30

Total: 62

Ratio: 1.07

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h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

@gardenGnotic[GG]

stop that!!!! spit that out!!! bad boy!!! bad!!!!

↩ @gardenGnotic[GG]

:[[

↩ @golgathasTerrier[GT]

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h0m0sexual

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Knotty

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lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

@gardenGnotic[GG]

spit it out

↩ @gardenGnotic[GG]

....Spit what out?.. (whale eye....)

↩ @golgathasTerrier[GT]

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h0m0sexual

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Knotty

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lesbian

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@gardenGnotic[GG]

jake you could die!!!!!!

↩ @gardenGnotic[GG]

:[[

lets just say im barking "it'...and by "it" I mean my woof... #doggyposting

Kult: +35

Kull: +20

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.75

Vestra Bessom

@vitalBrush[VB]

Oh, how cute...! ^^

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Total: 5

↩ @vitalBrush[VB]

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Total: 5

↩ @golgathasTerrier[GT]

Vestra Bessom

@vitalBrush[VB]

Woof t'your heart's content! :)

↩ @vitalBrush[VB]

Yes!! :]

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Total: 5

Realizing I can eat what I want because dying from food as a dog doesn't count as just or heroic... 👀👀👀👀....

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Kull: +37

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Ratio: 0.95

Hope Nichols

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

transgender

love yourself

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@todaysDreamer[TD]

I can't imagine anaphylactic shock feels good even if you can come back from it, though.

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transgender

love yourself

First Guardian of Chittr

Do not fret so much, it's in name only.

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Staff

Part of the Chittr team

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

@gardenGnostic[GG]

youre right :0

↩ @gardenGnostic[GG]

Chocolate time...

↩ @todaysDreamer[TD]

It will be all worth it in the end. :]]

↩ @golgathasTerrier[GT]

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

First Guardian of Chittr

Do not fret so much, it's in name only.

Trolltism

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Staff

Part of the Chittr team

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

@gardenGnostic[GG]

can we have oreo ice cream and chocolate cake? :D

↩ @golgathasTerrier[GT]

Hope Nichols

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

transgender

love yourself

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@todaysDreamer[TD]

Chase your bliss I guess. I'm just glad this curse didn't make me allergic to what cats would be allergic to

↩ @gardenGnostic[GG]