Jake English

2 weeks ago

I want chocolate, i'm rather hungry.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

2 weeks ago

Sometimes, i like to maul people and shake them around a squeaky toy for enrichment. #doggyposting

Kult: +25

Kull: +5

Total: 30

Ratio: 5.00

2 weeks ago

Fuck , I misspelled. Like a squeaky toy*

Kult: +5

Total: 5

0 months ago

Sometimes, I roll around in mud and run into my house to shake it all off. I get sentenced to the doghouse after, but it's worth it!! :]]

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Hot take: WOOFBARKBARKWOOF!!!! >:||

Kult: +25

Kull: +10

Total: 35

Ratio: 2.50

Maplehoof

@mapleHoof[MH]

NEIGGHHH!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @mapleHoof[MH]

WOOFWOOFBARKBARKWOOF!! >:O

Kult: +10

Total: 10

en.wikipedia.orgTiger beetle - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_beetle ...dropping in here...shouldnt look if you LOVE beetles.... #beetleweek...

#beetleweek

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

Barak Trollbama

@barackObama[BO]

I like his legs.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @barackObama[BO]

I bet he's saying thank you for complimenting his legs!! :]]

Kult: +10

Total: 10

en.wikipedia.orgMountain pine beetle - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

Look at this cutie, because it is still beetle week! :] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_pine_beetle #beetleweek

#beetleweek

Kult: +30

Total: 30

WOOFWOOFBARKBARKWOOF... (wagging my tail)

Kult: +10

Total: 10

I miss my boyfriend... eating chocolate sadly..nom nom..and eeatingh grape...

Kult: +10

Total: 10

frolicking, frolicking, frolicking. Please don't mind the man I mauled, frolicking,frolicking. #doggyposting

Kult: +35

Kull: +15

Total: 50

Ratio: 2.33

Navy <3

@cynicalFaker[CF]

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @cynicalFaker[CF]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I just feel so rabid. Anyways, spinning around in circles at 100 miles per hour. speeding up rapidly, so fast I just may take off.

Kult: +12

Total: 12

I want chocolate... and grapes. especially chocolate.

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

Dirk Strider.

@timaeusTransient[TT]

Not sure how safe that would be.

↩ @timaeusTransient[TT]

You should have seen my adventure earlier than, dear.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @golgathasTerrier[GT]

Dirk Strider.

@timaeusTransient[TT]

Should I be concerned?

↩ @timaeusTransient[TT]

Nope! :]]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

boyfrindnd......(wagging tail tail wagging) #gay

#gay

Kult: +10

Total: 10

I love my boyfriend. He puts me in a tube and studies me in a lab. And i let him!!!! <33

Kult: +40

Kull: +25

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.60

Hope Nichols

@yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

Tube boy...

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

I'd be the tubiest boy in the word if he wants me to.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Dirk Strider.

@timaeusTransient[TT]

This is a real thing and it's happening right now.

↩ @timaeusTransient[TT]

<333333333!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

That's enough frolicking around, time to get into stupidly awesome tomfoolery at this very instant as im typing this! :]]]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

augushuagauhauhaauaha byofirend....... #yearning

#yearning

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

I love all my friends on my computer!! I love my friends and their friends and their friends!!!! They give me treats and enrichment! #doggyposting

Kult: +5

Total: 5

ghughyfgdhghshdhvg....chocolate...yum..ghhghgh...

Kult: +32

Kull: +30

Total: 62

Ratio: 1.07

@gardenGnotic[GG]

stop that!!!! spit that out!!! bad boy!!! bad!!!!

↩ @gardenGnotic[GG]

:[[

↩ @golgathasTerrier[GT]

@gardenGnotic[GG]

spit it out

↩ @gardenGnotic[GG]

....Spit what out?.. (whale eye....)

↩ @golgathasTerrier[GT]

@gardenGnotic[GG]

jake you could die!!!!!!

↩ @gardenGnotic[GG]

:[[

lets just say im barking "it'...and by "it" I mean my woof... #doggyposting

Kult: +35

Kull: +20

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.75

Vestra Bessom

@vitalBrush[VB]

Oh, how cute...! ^^

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @vitalBrush[VB]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @golgathasTerrier[GT]

Vestra Bessom

@vitalBrush[VB]

Woof t'your heart's content! :)

↩ @vitalBrush[VB]

Yes!! :]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Realizing I can eat what I want because dying from food as a dog doesn't count as just or heroic... 👀👀👀👀....

Kult: +35

Kull: +37

Total: 72

Ratio: 0.95

Hope Nichols

@yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

I can't imagine anaphylactic shock feels good even if you can come back from it, though.

@gardenGnostic[GG]

youre right :0

↩ @gardenGnostic[GG]

Chocolate time...

↩ @yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

It will be all worth it in the end. :]]

↩ @golgathasTerrier[GT]

@gardenGnostic[GG]

can we have oreo ice cream and chocolate cake? :D

↩ @golgathasTerrier[GT]

Hope Nichols

@yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

Chase your bliss I guess. I'm just glad this curse didn't make me allergic to what cats would be allergic to

↩ @gardenGnostic[GG]

Absolutely!!!! :]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

mmm, grapes and chocolate sound very good right at the moment. Would they be good together..? grapes dipped in chocolate...

Kult: +25

Kull: +25

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.00

Loz Vantas

@libidinousHellion[LH]

>+. I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK YOU DOWN AND TAKE YOU TO A VET .+<

David

@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Smh those are bad for you.

↩ @turntechCreamsicle[TC]

But they're so good... (sad bark)

Kull: +5

Total: 5

E. Ampora

@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

can someone put an unremovvable muzzle so that he doesnt eat stupid shit

↩ @caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]