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ART BY TOMATOGRATER ON TUMBLR! wooof woof woof woof bark bark (also I am a fictive....)

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I want chocolate, i'm rather hungry.

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Sometimes, i like to maul people and shake them around a squeaky toy for enrichment. #doggyposting

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Fuck , I misspelled. Like a squeaky toy*

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Sometimes, I roll around in mud and run into my house to shake it all off. I get sentenced to the doghouse after, but it's worth it!! :]]

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Hot take: WOOFBARKBARKWOOF!!!! >:||

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NEIGGHHH!!

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WOOFWOOFBARKBARKWOOF!! >:O

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_beetle ...dropping in here...shouldnt look if you LOVE beetles.... #beetleweek...

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I like his legs.

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I bet he's saying thank you for complimenting his legs!! :]]

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Look at this cutie, because it is still beetle week! :] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_pine_beetle #beetleweek

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WOOFWOOFBARKBARKWOOF... (wagging my tail)

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I miss my boyfriend... eating chocolate sadly..nom nom..and eeatingh grape...

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frolicking, frolicking, frolicking. Please don't mind the man I mauled, frolicking,frolicking. #doggyposting

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;p

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I just feel so rabid. Anyways, spinning around in circles at 100 miles per hour. speeding up rapidly, so fast I just may take off.

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I want chocolate... and grapes. especially chocolate.

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Not sure how safe that would be.

You should have seen my adventure earlier than, dear.

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Should I be concerned?

Nope! :]]

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boyfrindnd......(wagging tail tail wagging) #gay

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I love my boyfriend. He puts me in a tube and studies me in a lab. And i let him!!!! <33

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Tube boy...

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I'd be the tubiest boy in the word if he wants me to.

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This is a real thing and it's happening right now.

<333333333!!!

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That's enough frolicking around, time to get into stupidly awesome tomfoolery at this very instant as im typing this! :]]]

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augushuagauhauhaauaha byofirend....... #yearning

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I love all my friends on my computer!! I love my friends and their friends and their friends!!!! They give me treats and enrichment! #doggyposting

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ghughyfgdhghshdhvg....chocolate...yum..ghhghgh...

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stop that!!!! spit that out!!! bad boy!!! bad!!!!

:[[

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spit it out

....Spit what out?.. (whale eye....)

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jake you could die!!!!!!

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lets just say im barking "it'...and by "it" I mean my woof... #doggyposting

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Oh, how cute...! ^^

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Woof t'your heart's content! :)

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Yes!! :]

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Realizing I can eat what I want because dying from food as a dog doesn't count as just or heroic... 👀👀👀👀....

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I can't imagine anaphylactic shock feels good even if you can come back from it, though.

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Chocolate time...

It will be all worth it in the end. :]]

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can we have oreo ice cream and chocolate cake? :D

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Chase your bliss I guess. I'm just glad this curse didn't make me allergic to what cats would be allergic to

Absolutely!!!! :]

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mmm, grapes and chocolate sound very good right at the moment. Would they be good together..? grapes dipped in chocolate...

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>+. I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK YOU DOWN AND TAKE YOU TO A VET .+<

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Smh those are bad for you.

But they're so good... (sad bark)

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Nope! Hoping my way out of it! :]] time to actually eat more stupid shit!