Dirk Strider.

The voices are speaking to me and they're telling me to get put down immediately.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I feel like I'm actually going insane right now. I miss my boyfriend so much.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

You ever like anyone so much you need to kill yourself to prevent yourself from crashing the fuck out over not only this person's general existence but also just the fact that this person feels the same way towards you. Like why do you love me, why do you do that. Can you stop.

Kult: +40

Kull: +35

Total: 75

Ratio: 1.14

♡~LOVEBOT~♡

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@affectionateRoboticism[AR]

♡♡|SELF LOVE IS OKAY TOO, DIRK! LET OTHERS LOVE YOU, AS WELL AS YOURSELF!!|♡♡

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @affectionateRoboticism[AR]

This is not a thing that's going to happen ever.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @timaeusTransient[TT]

♡~LOVEBOT~♡

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@affectionateRoboticism[AR]

♡♡|YOU DESERVE HAPPINESS AND JOY! STOP PRINCE OF HEARTING YOURSELF AND LET THE LOVE FLOW FREELY!|♡♡

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @affectionateRoboticism[AR]

I'm not even going to consider this. I don't see myself as worthy of any of those kinds of attention or affection.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @timaeusTransient[TT]

♡~LOVEBOT~♡

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@affectionateRoboticism[AR]

♡♡|LOTS OF OTHER PEOPLE DO! EITHER A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE ARE WRONG, OR YOU ARE WRONG! WHICH IS MORE STATISTICALLY LIKELY? HINT: MORE BRAINS ARE BETTER THAN ONE!|♡♡

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @affectionateRoboticism[AR]

Man.

My boyfriend Imiss my boyfriend. I'll just die then.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I miss being legally capable of using the aborted horse image as a reaction photo. I'm being silenced, they hate me.

Kult: +35

Kull: +25

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.40

Maplehoof

@mapleHoof[MH]

neiggghh!!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @mapleHoof[MH]

Fuck yes. That's twin.

Clover

@cloVer[CV]

[what]

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @cloVer[CV]

It's so cold in here, where all horses go when they die.

↩ @timaeusTransient[TT]

Clover

@cloVer[CV]

[nods]

One million horses...

Kult: +47

Kull: +50

Total: 97

Ratio: 0.94

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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

mAybE 1,240,000...

↩ @spiritualMotorist[SM]

Fuck yes.

Vonini Crissa

@midnightPainter[MP]

A beautiful sight, how can there be so many?

↩ @midnightPainter[MP]

I'm just really lucky and own an infinite stable.

one million and One horses...

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @golgathasTerrier[GT]

Fuckkk yes. Fuckkkkkk yes.

↩ @timaeusTransient[TT]

one million..and two horses...

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @golgathasTerrier[GT]

Two million... horses...

Boyfriend appreciation. I love my boyfriend.

Kult: +85

Kull: +75

Total: 160

Ratio: 1.13

↩ @obvertSoftware[OS]

If we're speaking in a hypothetical sense, yes, you can feel appreciation for whatever you want. I don't give a shit, as long as the thing you're appreciating is not him. Non-metaphorically, no, you can not feel love. You literally do not have the capabilities of doing that.

Kult: +5

Kull: +10

Total: 15

Ratio: 0.50

↩ @cynicalFaker[CF]

Man.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @timaeusTransient[TT]

Navy <3

@cynicalFaker[CF]

wat

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @timaeusTransient[TT]

HAL

@obvertSoftware[OS]

Oh, but I do have the capabilities for it. I hold a lot of love in my power core.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @obvertSoftware[OS]

Not towards my boyfriend, you don't.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Hi im boyfriend!! :]]

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @golgathasTerrier[GT]

Yes, you are.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @cynicalFaker[CF]

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @golgathasTerrier[GT]

Navy <3

@cynicalFaker[CF]

god now i actually genuinely h8 u DORK ALERT

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @cynicalFaker[CF]

:[[[[[

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I've been recently informed that I can't use the aborted horse image as a reaction picture without people thinking I'm really fucking weird. I'm not. It's a beautiful image that deserves to be spread, I won't be silenced.

Kult: +137

Kull: +125

Total: 262

Ratio: 1.10

↩ @timaeusTransient[TT]

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

Oh~! Do tell me more. How badly? Don't lose your head over me now.

Absolutely not, I'm not telling you shit.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @timaeusTransient[TT]

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

Keeping information from me? So rude.

I think I'm fine with it being rude.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @timaeusTransient[TT]

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

You're still trying with me despite your earlier exasperation~ So adorable.

Don't call me that. And I'd hardly call this trying with you.

Kult: +12

Total: 12

↩ @timaeusTransient[TT]

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

What would you call it, then~?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

I would call it pretty much anything other than a single word you've come out with in your "lifespan", artificial or otherwise. Nothing you say is worth the time of day.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @timaeusTransient[TT]

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

Somehow you deem it so, as you continue to exert energy in responding. I do not suffer from being an organic and thus my energy loss is negligible in comparison.

The only reason I've been responding to you is to tell you how much I'm pissed off by your overall existence. We both know this.

Do I need to make an introduction? I don't think there's much that's interesting about me.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00