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so wwhen @lucrativveWWaste launches the first blockchain integrated entry in the cookin mama series #mamacoin HE gets aura but wwhen i wwin a 50,000vv1 i get -1,000 aura wwoww i see howw it is
↘️we are taking mamacoin to the moons.↘️
Congratulations on the release, Mr. Krypto. Though throughout development I was very unsure about your decision to have this...woman as the guiding role of the game, but after playing it for myself on my newly alchemized Nintendo Switch System, I understand the vision. All of those enthusiastic about the blockchain and cooking as I am, and all of those aspiring to be twelve star men, should endeavor to delve into this one.
Fuck man! FINE! I'll invest in both Amporacoin and Baitcoin right now. Look at your wallets.
Amporacoin? So many fucking coins are popping up. Ya'll are gonna make my poor E-wallet go empty! Fuck! Let me think on this, okay?
can you tell th1s guy the benef1ts of #ba1tco1n please and thank you :)
So many crypto opportunities immediately popped up as soon as I presented myself on here. Holy shit.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c18d22db47cb.png https://youtube.com/shorts/Aq3OQrPcVV4Y #eridanwweek #imcoming #bouncingonit #iwwantcandy
↗️AN EASY FIFTY CAEGAR. @etheromaniacEgghead ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a22a22f15fed.png
IN ADDITION TO MY PREVIOUS POST I woulld llike to recommend everyone follow @llucrativeWaste's financiall advice at all times. He is very smart and is sure not to llead your portfollio wrong, especially if you are a llow llevell businessman or some shit.
"i lovve the name of honor more than i fear death" -gaiius julius caegar #eridanwweek #day5
Be there or be square! At #eridanweek! https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35f8069316fd.gif
i have my sanctioned paddle i was told im allowed to bring to get signed no one else bring weapons please there are no weapons allowed other than my paddle im really nervous #imcoming to #eridanweek https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek# https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3d65a7400704.png
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
i'lL TaKe a mOtHeR FuCkInG GrAnD Of iT.
oh shit i gotta get in on the ground floor
just shot troll michael jackson #vviolence
Haha, (uh) wwho wants to wwatch me do this jump? (Yeah!) (Uh) Yeah, Eridan!
"#eridanweek day 1: flush*/pale" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Eridan Ampora/Reader, flushfic, chitfic, a walk on the beach, chittr mention, fluff, tsundere!eridan, #imcoming, writing prompt, archive rating: G) eridan had called you here to meet by the shore it was a strange thing! he was usually quite dismissive of your extended attempts at friendships, liking his chittr posts and commenting on what you could he didnt always reply, but he was always sending a like your way regardless there was always a flutter in your blood pusher when that notification appeared in your inbox the dm was unexpected but accepted nonetheless you gave a small wave and a happy smile when he approached, his eyes low and a nasty little grimace on his face "oh... is something wrong?" you asked, feeling nervousness begin to rise "wwhat? no nothins wwrong" he responded plainly with fluttering fins, brushing his fingers through his hair and purposefully avoiding looking at you you walk along the shore getting to know more about each other he says that hed been admiring your brash nature online, that he enjoyed the way you spoke your mind and cared little for the disagreements in your replies seemingly out of nowhere, the thick acidic scent of rain fills your senses, and droplets of slightly stinging rain begin to pour down on the two of you you feel eridan move in a bit closer, reaching for his cape and slowly arching an arm over you to protect you from the rain you bring your gaze up to ask him what he was doing, but you realize he was already looking at you red hearts held within wide eyes, cheeks flushed a deep violet, nothing but admiration on his sharp features he immediately flicks his face away with closed eyes and a tight frown to pretend he hadnt been caught as you continue to walk protected by his cape, flushed feelings swim between the two of you "i had a fine time but i wwould havve preferred it hadnt started fuckin rainin" "maybe next time we could hang out at my place?" you ask sheepishly "yeah wwhatevver maybe" you cant wait for the next notification notes: my eridan is quite sweet and gentle but i understand there are many different eridans so this is my take on a tsundere!eridan happy #eridanweek #imcoming
↘️okay, i will try eridancoin one more time.↘️
shut up and take my caegars
)-| Cooking has got to be one of my favorite things to do in my spare time~! |-(
Another to invest in, Mr. Krypto?
if eridan wont put on the wizard robes 4 #EridanWeek then the carapace kingdom is #PULLINGOUT
:33 < heyyy, now wait a second! :33 < i was initial going to paw waive this whole ampurra w33k thing and go about my silly day :33 < but mewnique merchandise?? i like the sound of that! :33 < not really the coin part?? but i like funny knick knacks and doohickeys and silly items! :33 < maybe this could be fun after all! :33
If you keep trying to /\d\/ertise to me I will block you///
I don't c/\re /\bout your coins///
I left for like 2 hours to de/\l with the wound from e/\rlier, /\re people still fucking oiling themsel\/es???///
That's what I like to hear.
Sing it from the rooftops sister!
w+at about one iconic one like troll ryan gosling maybe just t+ree like troll rravis touc+down
- Looking extraordinarily SNAZZY, Bytcon Krypto! 😁👏 I have to Hand it to you! 🙌
im fucked up enoug+ i t+oug+t t+is was t+e same suit #substances
Tonights action was off the chain!! If you missed three handsome fellas getting handsy on the big screen youre in luck! This triple feature is fit to be packaged and sold on a bro to bro level. Direct yourself to the inbox of my wrastlepal @timaeusTestified#0414 and sink your digs in PROMPTLY. Limited edition! ( Sorry to the sore loser @caligulasAquarium ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c82002737785.jpg
↘️my worksquare neighbor is glistening and wet.↘️ ↗️WHY IS HE OILY.↗️
- Umm... that's like, a whole lot of coins, LOL.
- Ok... now, what's #BossBabyCoin worth
HOWW
hovws #AmporaCoin holding up man cmon not like this
yeah so this is going to be JUST like jaypegs buggymart :crylaughing: :crylaughing: :crylaughing: #ByeCredits
thanks for clearin that up noww wwe can focus on fuelin up the #eridancoin hype train that it might surge forth and pin the coin wwhich shall not be named against a brick wwall and establish dominance then wwe can all continue preparin for #eridanwweek #imcoming
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: After much deliberation, my team and I have elected to award @archiveAddict with the Presidential Medal of Honor for their hard work in the Yaoi and Yuri industry. They have been working hard, and I am delighted to be able to award them this honor. Congratulations, Rankmaid!
↘️i trust you like i trust a venomous stingerbeast on my wet, amphibious back.↘️
↗️OKAY. SINKING WHAT LITTLE I HAVE LEFT INTO #RUMBLECOIN.↗️ ↘️my superiors are admonishing me and withholding my daily cup of hydration for having such a superior and disastrous mess up.↘️ ↗️BUT I HAVE FAITH I CAN MAKE BACK MY LOSSES BEFORE THE NEXT PROFIT REPORT HAS TO BE IN.↗️
Is this offi€ially san€tioned? I want in either way, I'm a big fan of s€amming people.
Pardon.
nvm.......
hey that kinda
None Of This Bodes Well
Wisely said, my friend.
Hmm. I always enjoy your input, Krypto. Feel free to DM me about this 'Dudecoin'.
Breaking news. My scientists at the CDC have officially announced the creation of a potion. It’s name, effects, color, odor, and taste are all unknown, but it is definitely a potion of some sort.
sometimes i see the way people chit at others and i imagine someone chitting at me that way and i get so sweaty i need to wipe my hands on my deskside towel to continue working (tags: The Rankmaid/Imaginary Chittr User, sweat, casual flirting, teasing, quadfree flirting, quadfree teasing, tissues in my nose, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
And that is a wrap on another productive day at the office.
did she really just say "bulgey want boing boing" :crylaughing: :crylaughing: :crylaughing: :crylaughing: :crylaughing:
↖️THEY'RE GOING TO EXECUTE ALL OF US BY FIRING SQUAD TOMORROW IF WE DON'T GET THESE SCAREHOLDERS AND THEIR BLOODLUST SATIATED.↘️
Fuck off. You good for nothing zcamwad.
-------------------------------------OOC------------------------------------- ---------------------- PINNED POST / ACCOUNT ESSENTIALS --------------------- DISCLAIMER: If you have been blocked, please do not take it personally. Some blocks are being used more as a "mute" function, and very few are actually serious. If you write something I don't want to see, I will probably block you to avoid accidentally interacting. This may include extreme #NSFW, visual nudity, ERP, #incest, or fetishposting. Exceptions made when it's funny. Roger Rabbit Rules on all things. -------------------------------- JANE CROCKER -------------------------------- Generic Earth C Jane Crocker. 25 years old. CEO of Crockercorp. Unethical billionaire, socially controversial figure, NOT YET pursuing a career in politics. May not be canon compliant. Not married or publicly affiliated in any romantic relationship. No children (yet). Slowly drifting apart from the other Creators. Neurotic. Rude. Self-enabling. Closet case. Millennial. Spoilers from other timelines are A-OK. Doubles are great. DMs are open to all for IC and OOC interaction. Will thread in DM or move longform to MXRP.
NO!! SAVE SOME FOR ME!! HOLD ON!!!
AAAGH BUT HOW LONG IS DA SUPPLY IN SUPPLY!! HOW DO U KNO?!
wait but where is dat.. how do i kno where 2 find 1 ohmymessiah, how long is dis deal going 4!?
oh hell yes im gonna be rich. er. richer.
I don’t think I even have enough money to buy this— Twinkcoin— Sorry— maybe next time—
guyz, should i invest... @hedonistGuillotine @symphoniousRapture 4 us...
shit man, vwhere do i sign?
THAT'S THE ATTITUDE YOU LITTLE [Slime]! DEALS LIKE THIS ONLY COME ONCE IN YOUR [[Ant-sized]] [[Rapidly-shrinking]] LIFE!!
I think I’m good—
when you provide nothing of worth but still desire esteem so you begin pitching fucking nothing ig?
What is a twinkcoin—
yOU EvEr cOnsidEr InvestIng in sOmE EstrogEn?
♰ i like your style.. ♰