8-> APOLOGIES FOR THE RADIO SILENCE, FOLKS, I'VE BEEN HARD AT WORK! NOT ONLY WITH THE FESTIVITIES AT #ERIDANWEEK, BUT ALSO WITH THE DISCOVERY OF A PROMISING NEW BIT OF CYPHERCASH: #BA1TCOIN! I'M CONSULTING WITH MY INNER CIRCLE ON THIS ONE, AND WE'RE PROJECTING AN INCOMING RISE OF 245% AND CLIMBING! ASTOUNDING! MY #CHITWALLET IS OVERFLOWING WITH #BA1TCOIN AND #AMPORACOIN THE LAST FEW NIGHTS, AND I CAN ONLY SEE BOTH GOING UP, UP, UP!
@gratuitousAnnuity the wwinds a change are pickin up in speed my shrewwd inferior im loadin up on #ba1tcoin the question is are you gonna followw me
8-> IN ADDITION TO THE FUNDAMENTAL STRENGTH OF THE BLOCKCHAIN? #BA1TCOIN IS UNIQUELY PREDICATED ON THE STRENGTH OF THE COINS AROUND IT! AS RELIABLE COINS SUCH AS #WRATHCOIN AND #KAKASHICOIN RISE, SO TOO DOES #BA1TCOIN!
↘️at first the potential to invest in this felt tribulational, all prior misdeeds remembered literally seconds before i inputted all of my card information and sacred details.↘️ ↗️I THINK YOU ARE A LESSER TROLL, KRYPTO, A HATCHED INFERIOR OF THE TWELVE DEGREE.↗️ ↘️but knowing you are the personal advisers of my ultimate superior and also a proud endorsee of my sidesuperior↘️ ↗️ERIDAN OF #ERIDANWEEK↗️ ↘️i think you have changed, probably for the good and also the better.↘️ ↗️I HOPE WE HAVE A LONG AND PROFITABLE BUSINESS ASSOCIATION.↗️ ↘️you have my coffers emptied, and i eagerly await our returns.↘️
8-> IT'S DECENTRALIZED! DIGITAL! IMMUTABLE! A FORM OF CYPHER-BACKED VIRTUAL LEDGER THAT CANNOT BE HACKED, DESTABILIZED, OR CORRUPTED!
8-> YOU, MY FRIEND, WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED! SHAKE MY METAPHORICAL DIGITAL HAND!
8-> FAIR ENOUGH! NONETHELESS, I CAN PERSONALLY ASSURE THAT YOUR COFFERS WILL BE FIT TO BURST VERY SOON!